Interpretations of my favorite cryptid monsters
Owns a mancave like a mansion
Can and will crush you with a rock if he needs to
Has no idea what WikiFeet is
Is real greedy over his bridge
Will push anybody out of his way
Doesn’t care but actually does
Probably has a soft spot for those he cares about
Is SUPER flexible but klutzy
Is honestly pretty lonely
Shares a rivalry with Goatman
Flies to escape reality but looks weird doing it
Queen of blending in with the night
Likes to race with smaller inferior birds
Sends hate mail to the Phoenix
Is secretly in love with the Phoenix
Never cleans up after himself
Loves the story “The Boy Who Cried Wolf”
Hates stories where the wolf dies in the end
Is a close relative of Dante from the film “Coco”
Sharpens her claws every week
Is great at staring contests
Almost never takes any showers because her dress is literally an upside down garbage can
Hates being called an alien
Crosses the road without looking both ways
As white as the person writing this
Is unusual but in a cute way
Perfect tool for marketing to force parents to buy plushies for their kids
Is just a cute genderless marshmallow with legs
Loch Ness Monster/“Nessie”
Has a collection of drowned toy boats at the bottom of the lake
Is super gentle and motherly
Probably has a very ancient Scottish accent
Is just the Mother from “The Land Before Time”
Voice gets very pitchy whenever he’s angry
Just wants to hang out with the kool kids
Hates his statue cuz it’s inaccurate