An 80 year old man born 60 years too late

I DON'T DO CHAIN POSTS OR ASKS SO DON'T BOTHER SENDING THEM OR TAGGING ME Currently suffering from Cirque Du Soleil and Commedia Dell'arte brainrot

[aquilacalvitium]

⚠️If Tumblr ever asks for my ID, this blog will go silent⚠️

Hey Guys!

Alias: Aquila

Pronouns: They/He/It

Age: Not Telling

Nationality: Not Telling

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Guide to my Tags:

Aquila Thinks - Original Posts

Aquila Writes - My Writing

Aquila Answers - Answered Asks

Aquila's Dw Thoughts - Original Posts About Doctor Who

Aquila Reads Dracula - Original Posts About The Original Dracula Novel

Aquila's a Phan - Original posts about the youtubers Dan and Phil

Aquila's Media Thoughts - Original Posts About Other Media

Aquila Infodumps - Infodumps

I Think I'm Funny - My Own Posts or Reblogs That Make me Laugh

Happy Fuel - Speaks For Itself

People - Posts That Remind me of the Goodness of Humanity

Side Blogs:

@aquilas-designs Art Blog

@aquilacraft Minecraft Blog

@jointhephantomtomorrow BVB Blog

@autisticpuppethorror Welcome Home ARG Blog

[aquilacalvitium]

My cat is either upset that I haven't been paying attention to her for the past two days or she's aware that I am Not Right because my god she won't leave me alone

It think it's the second one, she's a little genius

[liebelesbe]

june is over... goodbye pride month, hello disability pride month!!

[liebelesbe]

let's all be disabled this month... together 🤝

[liebelesbe]

if you're not disabled yet: no need to worry! i can help. come closer.

[orangepenguino]

x

[onthegreatsea]

the removal of physical media is not the inevitable progression of improving tech, its like the removal of the 3.5mm jack: purely a result of profit physical games still account for about 1/5th of all sales of video games

but by only selling digital games sony can be the ultimate arbiter of their price. they can stop you lending games and force another sale instead. they can stop the sale of second hand games and keep prices artificially high. they can set any price they want and that will be your only option.

[headspace-hotel]

I’ve been reading about werewolves on Wikipedia and I just have to say. “Werewolves are warriors that descend into hell to fight demons” kicks unbelievable amounts of ass as a concept

[aquilacalvitium]

I haven't seen Project Hail Mary or Iron Lung and yet the BloodyMary ship has managed to pique my interest how the hell did y'all do that

[aquilacalvitium]

Simon having an extreme panic response for about two to three days solid after Grace and Rocky rescue him from the blood ocean, refusing to trust because of everything he's been through and then days later when Grace proves he's trustworthy Simon physically won't let go of him and just clings to him 24/7 because he's the only safe space he's ever had

[aquilacalvitium]

Yeah I picked all my character info up via internet osmosis

[aquilacalvitium]

I have now seen Project Hail Mary and stand by what I said

[aquilacalvitium]

Guys I figured it out, it's not the romance it's the "Heavily traumatised guy who experienced horrors beyond human comprehension and has been hurt by everyone ever not knowing how to react when offered genuine kindness and compassion"

[aquilacalvitium]

The most vitally important part of the bloodymary crossover/ship is that Simon absolutely MUST try to kill Grace the second he sees him and take days after the fact to become even slightly coherent because of his trauma and spend even longer after that convinced Grace is lying to him/using him/manipulating him in some way

Sorry, I don't make the rules

[cryptidsydario]

You understand

[subtlehysteria]

May I add some Bloody to your Mary with a dash of Adrian-Simon bestism?

[blog-but-its-only-bloodymary]

One last bloodymary before I self destruct

[applabby]

THE CARDS ARE IN BRAILLE BTW…& Pretend rocky is in his little ball or whatever

Sorry i also got really lazy with the bg LMAO, thanks for all the likes & support :D my first time posting things on this account have been so fun

[lum1natriiix]

happy iron lung day to all who celebrate

[kacklepop]

Part 7/? So much for a gentle introduction 😩

Simon after working himself up to the wrong conclusion for the 5th and hopefully final time 😮‍💨🙏 (it won't be the final time)

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PART 1

[aquilacalvitium]

I'm not on nearly enough meds to be loopy but I am exhausted enough that my filter's down so I apologise for any posts you've seen or will see within the next couple of days that feel out of character

[i-am-a-fish]

I just realized there's a non zero chance toby fox has seen one of my posts

[aquilacalvitium]

Why did we run out of ice cream right before I need to spend several days recovering from surgery

I need ice cream to help me recover

[aquilacalvitium]

My eye is ouch

Ice cream may not make it much better but it sure wouldn't hurt

[madmaryholiday]

the new dan and phil video might not make your eye feel better, but you'll love it anyway.

[aquilacalvitium]

When all else phails, the phlads come through...