Eric Balkman's Awesomesauce

What you always knew existed but were afraid to actually experience.

[ericbalkman]

Not a bad Saturday afternoon on the “slopes” (at Mee-Kwon Park Sledding Hill) https://www.instagram.com/p/CKZonYVjOjV/?igshid=51avwyz76sv9

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at Dick and Joan's Supper Club https://www.instagram.com/p/CKEoZFyDGCT/?igshid=4v97izjzc80d

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#ThanosDemandsYourRelaxation #HappyFathersDay (at Appleton, Wisconsin) https://www.instagram.com/p/CBtw96Qjmt6/?igshid=nx97c3efq6pj

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At least I only ticked one of them off. #marchofthegeese (at The Edison Center) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bz06E8ljfrT/?igshid=raen6afvplaz

[funnyordie]

I unplugged it and plugged it back in

[funnyordie]

Oh shit

[ericbalkman]

Props to the #EasterBunny (#MyWife) for orchestrating the great #Easter #CraftBeer Hunt of 2019. #CatchEmAll (at Grand Chute, Wisconsin) https://www.instagram.com/p/BwhXpbSjuZI/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1gj0u8flr04tr

[funnyordie]

Quit playing games with my heart 

[funnyordie]

They taste like an old sponge

[ericbalkman]

Agree!!!

[retropopcult]

From the 1991 Sears Fall Catalog

[ericbalkman]

What I was rocking in sixth grade haha.

[alemicihan]

[oockitty]

The immortals are getting bold.

[mycroftrh]

One of those is… Weird Al…

[kryptonians]

If anyone is nigh immortal it’s Weird Al Yankovic

[buzzfeed]

So much wisdom in so few characters.

[ericbalkman]

Great words to live by here.

[clickholeofficial]

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Incredible: Mortician At Career Day Gets Halfway Through Telling Students How To Search A Drowned Body’s Corpse For Pearls Before The Teacher Realizes He Isn’t Anybody’s Dad 

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Selena Gomez Has Been Dropped As Ambassador For The Federal Railroad Administration After Releasing A Song Claiming That Trains Haven’t Been Invented Yet

[clickholeofficial]

Caring About Customers: Duolingo Is Reporting Any User Who Goes 10 Minutes Without Opening The Duolingo App As A Missing Person

[ericbalkman]

Finally!

[ericbalkman]

Repping the #BigBalkyBrand at @officialrusa #rockusa2017 #IAmBalky #WeAreBalky (at Ford Festival Park)

[ericbalkman]

Having a blast at @officialrusa #rockusa2017 #IAmBalky (at Ford Festival Park)