Fixed The Furnace, Fucked The Village Over

[dottore-official]

WELCOME TO THE MASTERPOST, PROCEED?

YES NO

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Welcome to the Masterpost, Travelers. You may take refuge here before continuing.

🍃Mondstadters🍃

🪨Liyueans🪨

⚡️Inazumans⚡️

🌱Sumerians🌱

💧Fontainians💧

🔥Natlanders🔥

❄️Snezhnayans❄️

🌌Those of other worlds🌌

❓Askers and Anons❓

THINGS TO KEEP IN MIND

The people behind the screens are real people with real lives. Dont attack them or badger them to respond.

Hate speech will not be tolerated unless it is against a homophobe, racist, etc.

I have the ability to remove accounts from the masterpost at my wish, and I will if it comes to it.

If you make an account, I might not immediately see it. You will most likely have to send me an ask or DM to add the account.

Respect people’s boundaries. If someone doesn’t want NSFW/suggestive, don’t send that. If someone doesn’t want ships, don’t send that. If someone doesn’t want gore, don’t send that.

If you don’t like Genshin Impact, respect that we do and move on. It’s not like we’re going to attack you over not liking it.

Don’t be weird or creepy, it will result in blocks or reports.

Please don’t start drama just for the fun of it.

BLOGS THAT ARE NOT WELCOME

/n0tmentallystable

[this person, I can’t keep up with how many times they change their user]

Tumblr is a place to express yourself, discover yourself, and bond over the stuff you love. It's where your interests connect you with your

[ceriphane]

seen this on pinterest, reminded me of Dottore

[dottore-official]

The segments told me to make an announcement to ‘boost agent morale,’ so Happy Pride Month, I suppose…

[daily-spooky]

[escher-official]

@thetruescholar I found a safe space for you, will you stop terrorizing webby now?

[escher-official]

okay ooc, is there a Niwa account 👉👈

[nocherrybombs]

Hard Times Ahead for the Capitano Fan Club

Childe: Ugh, I can't believe you dragged me back here for another one of these miserable funerals. Who kicked it this time? I hope it was Sandrone.

Sandrone: Bite me, you bitch.

Childe: Okay, so not Sandrone. Not Regrator either, apparently.

Pantalone: Your mere presence fills me with unadulterated loathing, Tartaglia.

Childe: Good to see you too. Arlecchino, looking sharp as always. Columbina is off in the corner singing in tongues, nothing new there. Everybody's here except for The Captain. Where is The Captain anyway?

Pierro: Tartaglia, I'm afraid I have some bad news.

Childe, nervously: Guys, where is The Captain? And why is Dottore holding a kamera?

Dottore: I want to capture the exact moment your worldview crumbles on film so that I can treasure it for all eternity.

[dottore-official]

@snezhnayain-carrot-top hey buddy we got some news

[sandrone-official]

Well shit, Childe needs a new dad.

[dottore-official]

Are we handing him off to Arlecchino?

[sandrone-official]

No, I don’t want to be a mom to him. But more importantly Cherri is now fatherless again, for the third time

[dottore-official]

Off to the Tsaritsa maybe?

[the-tsaritsa-official]

I’m not taking in childe…

[escher-official]

Well he sure as shit ain’t coming to the lab. Give him to Columbina and see who dies first.

[snezhnayain-carrot-top]

@escher-official

“Oh Tartaglia~! I heard you’ve been to both Inazuma and Fontaine before~!”

”Yeah and? What do you want?” He asks, crossing his arms

[escher-official]

“Would you maybe like to tell me how the people treated you and what not in Inazuma, maybe tell me how Tatarasuna’s doing.. tell me about the food and how it was? All that stuff, yeah?”

[snezhnayain-carrot-top]

“How about I introduce you to someone instead?” He asks with a pleasant smile

[escher-official]

“Oh? And who would that be?” He crossed his arms, rhythmically tapping his fingers against one of his sleeves.

[snezhnayain-carrot-top]

He holds his hand up and turns slightly. “OI, CECIL, I GOT ESCHER!”

There is a fluttering of feathers and soon enough a goose is charging their way

[escher-official]

“Who’s C- OH GOD BIRD.” He jumps like a coward, trying to find a place to be safe from the goose.

[snezhnayain-carrot-top]

“Good luck!” Childe says, giving him a thumbs up as Cecil honks angrily at Escher and starts to bite him

[escher-official]

It’s an interesting fight between the ‘French’ man and the goose. Good Cecil.

[snezhnayain-carrot-top]

Childe stands to the side, watching the chaos of Escher fighting Cecil. “My money is on Cecil, btw.”

[escher-official]

“CALL OFF THE GOOSE????”

[snezhnayain-carrot-top]

“You say that like I control her.” He laughs a bit

Cecil bites Escher’s ankle, hissing

[escher-official]

“BAD GOOSE, BAD GOOSE.” He tries kicking at her a bit

[snezhnayain-carrot-top]

Sh ducks her head underneath her wing and pulls out her sword

“Ah, I was wondering when she was going to do that.” Childe hums

[escher-official]

“SHE HAS A SW-?!” Escher’s voice cracks as he tries getting somewhere higher up.

[snezhnayain-carrot-top]

“And a vision.” He hums as Cecil smacks Escher

[escher-official]

Just pure chaos………

[snezhnayain-carrot-top]

@escher-official

“Oh Tartaglia~! I heard you’ve been to both Inazuma and Fontaine before~!”

”Yeah and? What do you want?” He asks, crossing his arms

[escher-official]

“Would you maybe like to tell me how the people treated you and what not in Inazuma, maybe tell me how Tatarasuna’s doing.. tell me about the food and how it was? All that stuff, yeah?”

[snezhnayain-carrot-top]

“How about I introduce you to someone instead?” He asks with a pleasant smile

[escher-official]

“Oh? And who would that be?” He crossed his arms, rhythmically tapping his fingers against one of his sleeves.

[snezhnayain-carrot-top]

He holds his hand up and turns slightly. “OI, CECIL, I GOT ESCHER!”

There is a fluttering of feathers and soon enough a goose is charging their way

[escher-official]

“Who’s C- OH GOD BIRD.” He jumps like a coward, trying to find a place to be safe from the goose.

[snezhnayain-carrot-top]

“Good luck!” Childe says, giving him a thumbs up as Cecil honks angrily at Escher and starts to bite him

[escher-official]

It’s an interesting fight between the ‘French’ man and the goose. Good Cecil.

[snezhnayain-carrot-top]

Childe stands to the side, watching the chaos of Escher fighting Cecil. “My money is on Cecil, btw.”

[escher-official]

“CALL OFF THE GOOSE????”

[snezhnayain-carrot-top]

“You say that like I control her.” He laughs a bit

Cecil bites Escher’s ankle, hissing

[escher-official]

“BAD GOOSE, BAD GOOSE.” He tries kicking at her a bit

[snezhnayain-carrot-top]

Sh ducks her head underneath her wing and pulls out her sword

“Ah, I was wondering when she was going to do that.” Childe hums

[escher-official]

“SHE HAS A SW-?!” Escher’s voice cracks as he tries getting somewhere higher up.

[snezhnayain-carrot-top]

@escher-official

“Oh Tartaglia~! I heard you’ve been to both Inazuma and Fontaine before~!”

”Yeah and? What do you want?” He asks, crossing his arms

[escher-official]

“Would you maybe like to tell me how the people treated you and what not in Inazuma, maybe tell me how Tatarasuna’s doing.. tell me about the food and how it was? All that stuff, yeah?”

[snezhnayain-carrot-top]

“How about I introduce you to someone instead?” He asks with a pleasant smile

[escher-official]

“Oh? And who would that be?” He crossed his arms, rhythmically tapping his fingers against one of his sleeves.

[snezhnayain-carrot-top]

He holds his hand up and turns slightly. “OI, CECIL, I GOT ESCHER!”

There is a fluttering of feathers and soon enough a goose is charging their way

[escher-official]

“Who’s C- OH GOD BIRD.” He jumps like a coward, trying to find a place to be safe from the goose.

[snezhnayain-carrot-top]

“Good luck!” Childe says, giving him a thumbs up as Cecil honks angrily at Escher and starts to bite him

[escher-official]

It’s an interesting fight between the ‘French’ man and the goose. Good Cecil.

[snezhnayain-carrot-top]

Childe stands to the side, watching the chaos of Escher fighting Cecil. “My money is on Cecil, btw.”

[escher-official]

“CALL OFF THE GOOSE????”

[snezhnayain-carrot-top]

“You say that like I control her.” He laughs a bit

Cecil bites Escher’s ankle, hissing

[escher-official]

“BAD GOOSE, BAD GOOSE.” He tries kicking at her a bit

[snezhnayain-carrot-top]

@escher-official

“Oh Tartaglia~! I heard you’ve been to both Inazuma and Fontaine before~!”

”Yeah and? What do you want?” He asks, crossing his arms

[escher-official]

“Would you maybe like to tell me how the people treated you and what not in Inazuma, maybe tell me how Tatarasuna’s doing.. tell me about the food and how it was? All that stuff, yeah?”

[snezhnayain-carrot-top]

“How about I introduce you to someone instead?” He asks with a pleasant smile

[escher-official]

“Oh? And who would that be?” He crossed his arms, rhythmically tapping his fingers against one of his sleeves.

[snezhnayain-carrot-top]

He holds his hand up and turns slightly. “OI, CECIL, I GOT ESCHER!”

There is a fluttering of feathers and soon enough a goose is charging their way

[escher-official]

“Who’s C- OH GOD BIRD.” He jumps like a coward, trying to find a place to be safe from the goose.

[snezhnayain-carrot-top]

“Good luck!” Childe says, giving him a thumbs up as Cecil honks angrily at Escher and starts to bite him

[escher-official]

It’s an interesting fight between the ‘French’ man and the goose. Good Cecil.

[snezhnayain-carrot-top]

Childe stands to the side, watching the chaos of Escher fighting Cecil. “My money is on Cecil, btw.”

[escher-official]

“CALL OFF THE GOOSE????”

[snezhnayain-carrot-top]

@escher-official

“Oh Tartaglia~! I heard you’ve been to both Inazuma and Fontaine before~!”

”Yeah and? What do you want?” He asks, crossing his arms

[escher-official]

“Would you maybe like to tell me how the people treated you and what not in Inazuma, maybe tell me how Tatarasuna’s doing.. tell me about the food and how it was? All that stuff, yeah?”

[snezhnayain-carrot-top]

“How about I introduce you to someone instead?” He asks with a pleasant smile

[escher-official]

“Oh? And who would that be?” He crossed his arms, rhythmically tapping his fingers against one of his sleeves.

[snezhnayain-carrot-top]

He holds his hand up and turns slightly. “OI, CECIL, I GOT ESCHER!”

There is a fluttering of feathers and soon enough a goose is charging their way

[escher-official]

“Who’s C- OH GOD BIRD.” He jumps like a coward, trying to find a place to be safe from the goose.

[snezhnayain-carrot-top]

“Good luck!” Childe says, giving him a thumbs up as Cecil honks angrily at Escher and starts to bite him

[escher-official]

It’s an interesting fight between the ‘French’ man and the goose. Good Cecil.

[snezhnayain-carrot-top]

@escher-official

“Oh Tartaglia~! I heard you’ve been to both Inazuma and Fontaine before~!”

”Yeah and? What do you want?” He asks, crossing his arms

[escher-official]

“Would you maybe like to tell me how the people treated you and what not in Inazuma, maybe tell me how Tatarasuna’s doing.. tell me about the food and how it was? All that stuff, yeah?”

[snezhnayain-carrot-top]

“How about I introduce you to someone instead?” He asks with a pleasant smile

[escher-official]

“Oh? And who would that be?” He crossed his arms, rhythmically tapping his fingers against one of his sleeves.

[snezhnayain-carrot-top]

He holds his hand up and turns slightly. “OI, CECIL, I GOT ESCHER!”

There is a fluttering of feathers and soon enough a goose is charging their way

[escher-official]

“Who’s C- OH GOD BIRD.” He jumps like a coward, trying to find a place to be safe from the goose.

[snezhnayain-carrot-top]

@escher-official

“Oh Tartaglia~! I heard you’ve been to both Inazuma and Fontaine before~!”

”Yeah and? What do you want?” He asks, crossing his arms

[escher-official]

“Would you maybe like to tell me how the people treated you and what not in Inazuma, maybe tell me how Tatarasuna’s doing.. tell me about the food and how it was? All that stuff, yeah?”

[snezhnayain-carrot-top]

“How about I introduce you to someone instead?” He asks with a pleasant smile

[escher-official]

“Oh? And who would that be?” He crossed his arms, rhythmically tapping his fingers against one of his sleeves.

[snezhnayain-carrot-top]

@escher-official

“Oh Tartaglia~! I heard you’ve been to both Inazuma and Fontaine before~!”

”Yeah and? What do you want?” He asks, crossing his arms

[escher-official]

“Would you maybe like to tell me how the people treated you and what not in Inazuma, maybe tell me how Tatarasuna’s doing.. tell me about the food and how it was? All that stuff, yeah?”

[tuxankhamun]

sorry kids daddy lost all his money betting on rhinoceros beetle fights again there won't be a christmas this year

[escher-official]

@autistic-arataki-itto

[autistic-arataki-itto]

I DID NOT LOOSE ALL MY MONEY I HAVE 1 BAGILLION DOLLARS

[escher-official]

I’m sure you do, sir Itto.

[tuxankhamun]

sorry kids daddy lost all his money betting on rhinoceros beetle fights again there won't be a christmas this year

[escher-official]

@autistic-arataki-itto

[lillieof-thevalley]