hi :)

Sexually frustrated sapiosexual narcissist

[eschocat]

[sunburnt-brian]

[kaylmao]

[slambs2dalaughter]

Neo-Montreal rises from the future

[brucebocchi]

[patienz]

guy who's an atheist except for noah's ark

[mousemilf]

the world if things go right:

the world if things go wrong:

the tristan stone remains

[eschocat]

Too hot out + 3 hours of sleep + overcaffinated + persistent feeling of dehydration + stale office air + dry office air + migraine + fluorescent lights + wednesday + heartburn + generally poor eating habits + ...

[labcorp]

i wish hunter biden was cool but unfortunately we must accept that hes a pedophile rapist

[eschocat]

The eastern marcher lord Netanyahu has drawn the ire of king Trump for his autonomous warmaking

[zombiemakermaster44]

[eschocat]

Insane new tab

[mousemilf]

i wish fairies werent extinct so i could go back to recklessly hunting them

[saravalo]

choose a major you like and you'll never work a day in your life because you'll have killed yourself by the end of your undergrad

[pjackk]

Dont be very woried about me since i deserve all of this

[pjackk]

Men in combat muddy squirm on the ground wet wet wet and its all just to imoregnate🥺

[pjackk]

Men are alowdd to be ugly since they are all #ExpendableWarriors