Espentevo

I operate out of various facilities.

[espentevo]

hello tumblr

hey tumbler... (tumbler...??) no it must be tumblr oh wait its on my screen and also i knew that i just thought it'd be funny anyway so whats up with the "note/s" metric cause from what i understand it really just means interactions considering it counts for likes comments etc which is annoying because maybe I wanna see each individual metric at a glance and not them all added together

that being said its kinda cool as a general measure of an amount of interaction so i guess thats the reason

yeah idk its a website which has

[espentevo]

never trust BUD LUCK!!! smh

(luck from buds)

[ant-bunny]

traaiiin staaation diiiIIIDNT HAVE THE DRINK I LIIIIIIKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[espentevo]

the drink in question:

[skaiawards]

do the wave! ignore the pervert.

[ant-bunny]

does anybody have a strawpage for themselves or whatever

and if so DO YOU WANT ME TO LINK IT AT THE BOTTOM OF MINE?? all I ask is that in return you do the same

we must reconstruct the giant webs and rabbit holes that the internet used to have because it's awesome

either way whether you want to with me or not I implore you at least do it with all your friends cause BRING IT BAACK!!!!

[espentevo]

[espentevo]

50 posts!

okay guys so I 

[espentevo]

raiding Rome wouldn't be raiding Rome without a frying pan to the scrotum

[espentevo]

guys there's wet spots on my roof

[espentevo]

yeah so me rn type shiii

[espentevo]

top ten jungles ranking top ten

1. Amazon 2. Jungle 2 3. Jungle 6 4. Jungle 3 5. Jungle 4 6. Jungle 8 7. Jungle 7 8. Jungle 1 9. Jungle 5 10. Jungle 9

[espentevo]

OMG I HATE SHORT LEG FUCKEES

walk faster or perish

[profeciegirl]

[aheathenconceivably]

thinking about when i mentioned tom and jerry by title alone to my 65 year old father and his only response was to laugh REALLY hard and say "him and that fucking mouse.." while staring into the distance. and then the conversation was over

[espentevo]

One of the most masculine experiences I've ever had is listening to Primus while cutting down a tree with a chainsaw alongside my father

[christianstepmoms]

I'm sorry for how I've been acting today I drank two bisexual monsters and I became a third

[sleepyjump]

there is always a fucking devil on my shoulder saying "you could probably make a really good discord server. like REALLY good. and you'd have rules of engagement so specific that nobody would get manipulated. and everyone would probably roleplay or play minecraft with you. and, hell, you could make it part of that patreon you're gonna drop." and every time i have to be like "no.... NO! THIS ISN'T MY HEART!" because the last thing i fucking need is to Moderate a Community when i can't even moderate the discussions between my roommates and the nine women in our basement who are starting to think it's not actually post-apocalyptic outside and they can just leave. it just feels really rude to talk over them and their experiences. i'm not a misogynist i just have a snuff game show to run

[sleepyjump]

im worried theyre beginning to realize im not actually post-transition sam reich. which fucking sucks because i thought saying "i've been her the whole time" was a slam dunk

[espentevo]

dawn if you can read this

attack ant relentlessly using a banana

@dawnpstrat