reflects upon a small piece of metal -- narrow -- thin -- needlelike. it has burrowed, like a parasite, into a wooden stake itself wedged into the rough and clumping dirt, finding purchase between patches of blue-ish grass. it is cold. it is still. but you have found:
"The New Sleepyjump Pin Post"
it wants to make a DEAL, but don't give it your MONEY!
i am sleepyjump! if you know me by any other names no you don't my name is sleepyjump. "sleepy" for short. this is a Collective Name for a buncha different alters all posting here! maybe some of 'em will tag with emojis (👑👁️🎵🎭🔪📺, say). but Usually We Won't. and that's a SLEEPYJUMP NON-GUARANTEE!
we post about hypnosis & mind control primarily, but we're also interested in snuff, intox, and other stuff that enriches/is enriched by hypnosis. we are primarily subjects, but there's a few dominant girlies in here -- just don't expect them to pop out on your schedule!
also, we're all lesbians. so if you're a guy trying to flirt with us, put on the dress and let us show you something magical.
speechless? don't know what to say? ask us what a sleepyjump is (it tends to change) or pick a type of induction/mind control, real or fictional, and ask us for an induction wine tasting and we'll give you our review, thoughts, and maybe even a few tips and tricks! BUT FIRST.
Before You Ask Us Stuff, Read On:
THE SLEEPYJUMP RULES OF ENGAGEMENT
1. our least favorite thing in the world is Anon Guessing Games. if we know you, you don't have to say who you are, but if you try playing Guess Who with us we're going to activate the [SENDER BLENDER]!
2. we will try to answer quastions about hypnosis stuff and plural stuff to the best of our ability, but we are just some hivemindgirl on the internet. we don't know shit from fuck. ask a doctor before using sleepyjump. if anyone takes our advice and ends up fucked up or into bitcoin we are activating the [SENDER BLENDER].
3. we like being flirted with by other lesbians (especially hypnotists) but also we get really Scared sometimes. so feel free to be scary in your Ask's in a fun way but if you are Consistently Threatening in a way that makes us Actually Worried we may activate the [SENDER BLENDER].
4. if we shitpost in response to your ask, Sorry. it was probably really funny. it was that or the [SENDER BLENDER].
OUR FAVORITE THINGS ARE:
- hypnosis & mind control & possession & mesmerism, Oh My!
- snuff & puppeting & plushification & hiveminds
- intox & drugging & overstim & kidnapping. in that order
- THE AMULET!!!!
- fucking giant metal objects like hydraulic presses and transmission towers and concrete buildings. and being dommed by them. and dominating them? glados yuri win?? pull on her wires and hear the glitchy sounds she makes????
we will try to tag anything yinz ask for, but if it gets to be too much, we'll activate the [S
(girl who's emphatically not a dog) i need everyone to clap and cheer for me right fucking now because i was on a walk with my mom and a dog barked at me and i was really tempted but i kept my mouth clamped shut and didnt bark back. basically i require treats for this or else how will i know im good
the thing is even if, like me, youre the least dog girl in the entire world, learning how to bark is like putting on the amulet. youre gonna get addicted and want to do it in every single circumstance. but theres noise complaints and side-eyes and accidentally freaking out animals and discord call noise suppression to stop you, much like how the amulet is suppressed by the transdimensional wizard panopticon
(girl who's emphatically not a dog) i need everyone to clap and cheer for me right fucking now because i was on a walk with my mom and a dog barked at me and i was really tempted but i kept my mouth clamped shut and didnt bark back. basically i require treats for this or else how will i know im good
operation "getting over my crushes by developing worse ones on fictional characters" will only work until i myself become fictional through a complicated reverse-introjection process i'm calling extrajection. and then basically i'm kind of fucked. so please don't like objectify me or put me on a pedestal because i have to be the realest girl alive ok?
can i be super super honest with you? im in no way trying to downplay your experiences but i have to speak my truth here. i don't believe that your shitty ex was a man. i just don't. i don't think men have a rich enough inner world to be evil, or insane. based on your stories about "him" i think youre describing an intelligent actor with a robust theory of mind, capable of behaving with intentional malice. not a straight man. basically i think you're lying, and i think youre a lesbian. thats all.
meeting a girl whos just way too good at flustering you like shes got a fucking cheat guide to all your weak points and every word is terrifyingly orchestrated towards your intoxicating demise
when it really started hitting she watched me gracefully compose myself and then pulled me off into a corner to touch on my thoughts and probe the depths of my insight
congratulations to everyone who passed the test. you are now ready for the second round. remember, if you're lying, leave now, because exposure to this stimulus for even a moment will instantly incinerate you if you complained on tumblr about jax being Problematic Representation.
all still here? okay. good. we are going to watch Castration Movie 1. dim the lights.
yeah my patreon's for my short-story writing and also sometimes i do like. boob selfies or whatever. i mean sure. takes a few seconds to make a bonus thing like that, right? (spends 2 hours editing a 90 second video of me taking my bra off) okay wait
ur five dollars per month are paying for my ability to do a bunch of bullshit like get really sweaty and decide my patrons can only see my armpits like this if i compose bgm and learn a whole bunch of new vegas pro effects to give it a hand camera look immediately. i cancel all my plans for the rest of the day and get to work. for the fans. im a star. i am a star.
of course the real appeal is getting my wand while i watch it render. its like staring in the mirror on crack. you mean i can jerk it to a voyeuristic edit of my own body, like, right now? and i dont even have to pay myself $5? fuck is everyone else jorkin it to this stuff's peak
yeah my patreon's for my short-story writing and also sometimes i do like. boob selfies or whatever. i mean sure. takes a few seconds to make a bonus thing like that, right? (spends 2 hours editing a 90 second video of me taking my bra off) okay wait
not going mad with power is a choice u have to actively make every second of every day. none of u understand how hard it is to pass all the willpower checks necessary to not log onto my discord server and just go "@everyone praise me" or "@everyone whats your favorite post ive made" or "@everyone gimme one dollar theres a doctor habit plushie out"
and of course theyre all begging for me to do it anyway. some life of brian shit is happening to me. they wanna worship me so bad but im literally just some girl that gets really dominant when she takes adderall. sighhhh. but it would be so easy
not going mad with power is a choice u have to actively make every second of every day. none of u understand how hard it is to pass all the willpower checks necessary to not log onto my discord server and just go "@everyone praise me" or "@everyone whats your favorite post ive made" or "@everyone gimme one dollar theres a doctor habit plushie out"
and of course theyre all begging for me to do it anyway. some life of brian shit is happening to me. they wanna worship me so bad but im literally just some girl that gets really dominant when she takes adderall. sighhhh. but it would be so easy
not going mad with power is a choice u have to actively make every second of every day. none of u understand how hard it is to pass all the willpower checks necessary to not log onto my discord server and just go "@everyone praise me" or "@everyone whats your favorite post ive made" or "@everyone gimme one dollar theres a doctor habit plushie out"
what is a sleepyjump? @sleepyjump - Tumblr Blog | Tumgag
