Attacking The Headlines

A quick take on today's espn.com headlines. A total work in progress. Pretty raw right now. It may get better, it may not. Feedback, Pointers, Tips, Criticism, etc. are all welcomed. My advice is to start from the beginning. Enjoy.

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Seriously...A Virgin!!!

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A brief message for my gracious hosts...

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Report: Jay-Z starts selling shares in Nets

You can sell shares of 1/15th of 1% ???

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Ex-Rutgers AD Pernetti getting $1.2M, iPad

A 1.2 million dollar iPad?  Damn. 

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Ayanbadejo: Gay rights talk led to release

Yeah, i bet it did.  Full release.

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Rutgers assistant called 'Baby Rice' resigns

Finally, Rutgers controls 2 of the top 3 headlines.

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Auburn players failed 'spice' tests

They say he who controls the spice controls the universe.

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Texans' Watt 'wasn't at full strength' in '12

What?

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Report: Auburn paid players, altered grades

You can never trust gingers...

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Absent Albert wants answers from Chiefs

Tardy Terry, and Early Earl got some splainin' to do.

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Raiders: Flynn's path like Schaub, Rodgers

That Al Davis optimism is alive and well in Oakland.  Unlike Al Davis.  He's still very much dead.

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Cano dumps Boras, hires Jay-Z

Sound business decisions.

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What...The...Fuck???

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Pitino: Ware in 'great spirits' after surgery

I'm guessing Cognac.

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Report: Obama talks safer play with RG III

Hot off his March Madness success, this is a man who's got his priorities straight.

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Crosby out indefinitely after surgery on jaw

Finally, somebody shut that crybaby up.

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L'ville back in Final Four | Ware breaks leg

He did exactly what his stereotypical 1970's coach told him to do.