lived long enough to become a kpop stan

Jo | 27 | he/they ||| I reblog stupid shit ||| Sorry mom I'm an nctzen now 😔 ||| Not-so-secret self-ship sideblog @jo-ships

[yorickish-deactivated20240226]

my foreskin is cold

[loki-zen]

excitedly alt-tabbing to an open excel spreadsheet called ‘people i follow on tumblr and whether they are circumcised’

[thecactifindahome]

[aster-is-confused]

my favorite genre of bird picture

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[juneiper-art]

real talk i have become a problem recently. the hospital wanted my fingerprint and i said no. the receptionist was like: but its such a convenient way to check in! and i said ok i dont want you to have my biometric data. and she was so baffled. i said, can you not check me in using an id card?

well of course but dont you want to provide your biometric data for your convenience?

nope thanks!

[juneiper-art]

fuck this happened again i was buying some LPs and the clerk was like: can i have your email? and i was like no.

she full on stared at me. she was like: but i need to put you into the system.

and i was like: need to? you NEED to? i don't want to give my email

and she was like: but...how are you going to return items without an account?

and i was like, with a fucking receipt??? wtf is going on right now. if i can't return them i guess i'll die??whatever

[seashellisinmyheart]

It's finally here!

[oswednesday]

one time at a funeral i panicked and said the first drink i could think of and the bartender made me the pina colada With all the fixings all the trims all the bells and whistles i didnt even ask imagine youre at a funeral and the person besides you is drinking a pina colada with whip cream as tall as the drink with a cherry and an umbrella, thats what happened to me

[bludraws094]

make chocolate chip cookies

all purpose flour

baking soda

salt

softened butter

granulated sugar

brown sugar

vanilla extract

egg

chocolate chips

gravel from the driveway wait why is this an option wait dont pick this one

Voting ended onApr 30

[bludraws094]

how long should it bake

+1 minute

-1 minute

Voting ended onMay 2

[bludraws094]

and at what temperature

+10°f

-10°f

Voting ended onMay 2

[feeshstiks]

[littlemissminu]

hmm i will maybe touch you but i am not committed

[littlemissminu]

Full Metal Touch You Bitch

[violet-periwinkle]

GUYS GUYS GUYS

THEY RELEASED THE COYOTE VS ACME TRAILER !!!!!

WE WON !!!

[chucktaylorupset]

sorry the looney tunes movie that got buried by a massive company for corporate purposes is about fighting back against a massive company trying to bury incidents for corporate purposes?

[dogpuppy]

[thickness-protection-program]

I have nothing constructive to say I just hate trump and hope he dies today

[thickness-protection-program]

[thickness-protection-program]

[dilfosaur]

ts peak

[miss-wizard]

i love you. im pregnant and its toys

[aliteralracoon]

what the fuck does that mean. stop. dont fucking say that

[muckmagister]

ok. gettibg an abortion and its you

[cuckerfailson]

it really is tragic how much higher of an esteem the iranians hold the american public to than the americans hold for themselves.

[tamamita]

[red-garden]

Sick and twisted that baobabs are real trees

What do you mean they actually look like that. Fucked up.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i literally thought me & this guy were on the same side until the last sentences i was nodding along fondly 😭

[cheaphalloweencostume]