Help I'm Alive

Ethan McAdams | Seventeen | Gay | Facile Academy If you don't know who I am you've probably been living under a rock. I'm hot, I'm popular, odds are you wish you were me.

[ethan-mcadams]

Where's Curly?

[peterblague]

Why would pick—how? Me over a book? I love books.

[ethan-mcadams]

I haven't read a book since sixth grade. I would pick you over anything.

[ethan-mcadams]

Where's Curly?

[peterblague]

You should create a ‘Peter Blague dictionary’. I’ll sign it. It’ll be worth thousands of dollars.

[ethan-mcadams]

If I had a book that would mean looking at that book, which would mean not looking at you. I'll stick to looking at you.

[ethan-mcadams]

Where's Curly?

[peterblague]

I told you that I prefer the word ‘snog’. ‘Kiss’ is too profuse. 

[ethan-mcadams]

And I told you that I didn't understand a word you said. Some things never change.

[ethan-mcadams]

Where's Curly?

[peterblague]

I’m still going to hold me breath every morning.

[ethan-mcadams]

Then I'm going to kiss your puffed up cheeks.

[ethan-mcadams]

Where's Curly?

[peterblague]

I think I’d lose respect for myself if I were to allow you to deal with my morning breath every morning.

[ethan-mcadams]

The fact that I'm allowed to cuddle you all night is definitely worth it, I think we're equal.

[ethan-mcadams]

Where's Curly?

[peterblague]

I suppose I’ll just have to hold my breath every morning until I can reach the sink.

[ethan-mcadams]

Nah, you don't have to do that. I lo...Like you no matter how bad your breath smells. 

[ethan-mcadams]

Where's Curly?

[peterblague]

I don’t think I can ever get enough of the way you smell, actually. It’s one of the most intriguing things to wake up to.

[ethan-mcadams]

I smell good in the morning? I think I deserve a talent or something. You, for one, have morning breath, but I can't really think of any other flaws so I guess we can let that one slide.

[ethan-mcadams]

Where's Curly?

[peterblague]

Where’s Blondy? I bought him some cologne that he hasn’t shown up to receive. 

[ethan-mcadams]

Are you sure you haven't used it all already? I mean, considering you already smell liked me, it wouldn't make much of a difference. I'll head over soon, though.

[ethan-mcadams]

Where's Curly?

I miss him.

[ethan-mcadams]

Text || Jamethan

Eth: I know you probably don't want to talk but I really miss having you as a friend and we haven't talked in like forever :((((

[ethan-mcadams]

Text || All Contacts

Jake: You've said.

Ethan: Come with me and Mr. Morgan.

Ethan: You need to try sushi.

Ethan: If you go your whole life without trying sushi there's no point.

[ethan-mcadams]

Text || All Contacts {Tyler}

Tyler: Like gongs or like music...?

Ethan: No the employees

[ethan-mcadams]

Text || All Contacts {Tyler}

Tyler: Awesome! Where is one...?

Ethan: Idk listen for the sound of ching chang chong and follow it.

[ethan-mcadams]

Text || All Contacts {Tyler}

Tyler: I have money. No one seems to be alive.

Tyler: I've never had sushi so.

Ethan: Take me right now.

[ethan-mcadams]

Text || All Contacts

Ethan: I want Sushi.

[justjakesanders]

It just sounds gross… Like, actual raw fish? …Oh… Um, okay…

[ethan-mcadams]

It's not like it's bad for you or anything. And it's usually wrapped in seaweed. There's different types, though, there's like vegetable, California Spring Roll, Gangnam Style...

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