SENTENCE MEME ⟶ Q-FORCE / 1.3
always feel free to tweak the sentence to fit your muse.
‘i was so excited last night i only got nine hours of sleep.’
‘these two trunks are just shoes.’
‘do you think we’ll be tap dancing and line dancing.’
‘can we drive past area 51? there’s an alien there i really owe an apology to.’
‘ah, shut up. it’s so early.’
‘okay, so it’s not pretty, but it’s a jet and it’s ours.’
‘former home of the world’s biggest ball of yarn, current home to crime.’
‘call me miss congeniality, honey, ‘cause i’m a femme top with a gun.’
‘i could top a mission like this in my sleep.’
‘you’ll handle what i tell you to handle.’
‘he’s only been in our squad for three days and already his pubic hairs are all over the microwave.’
‘i’m the man for this job and everyone knows it.’
‘i never cry. i just have a heart attack every two years.’
‘creamers don’t expire, right?’
‘that’s tree cum. it’s tree cum you’re smelling.’
‘you’re kidding, right? that’s the stupidest plan i’ve ever heard.’
‘let’s go undercover as a news team.’
‘it’s in my top five favourite movies about hexavalent chromium.’
‘have you ever tried putting on a play? the little ones are the hardest.’
‘maybe if you stop kicking the horse in its kidneys, it’ll be able to concentrate on walking.’
‘what is this, horse class?’
‘i got an A+ in horse class, seem to recall you rupturing your taint at the dressage final.’
‘i’m doing an investigation as is typical for reporters like me.’
‘the street signs keep getting blurrier.’
‘the pharmacy changed my medicine. it’s salty now.’
‘in-n-out’s a fucking joke.’
‘that’s also probably obama’s fault. yeah.’
‘i have france’s nuclear codes tattooed on my neck.’
‘okay, now i know you’re crazy. ___ ain’t right about shit.’
‘hard to be in a city with this much green chilli without you, but it’s going okay.’
‘he doesn’t have faith in my or my team at all. i’m all in my head.’
‘this motherfucker’s a real doubtin’ dorothy.’
‘i said to myself, “that’s the most competent woman you’ll ever meet”.’
‘keep working hard. he’ll see your value just like i did.’
‘two men’s names, and we’re both big-time straight.’
‘whole town lost their jobs. damn shame.’
‘well, that’s clearly the bad guy.’
‘just because he’s the only person here doesn’t mean he’s the bad guy.’
‘i wouldn’t shoot him. i would pump him for info.’
‘well, sorry, honey. murder’s on the menu and daddy’s hungry.’
‘i call in to radio giveaways full time and collect piles of newspaper.’
‘my guy says if i was a laid-off miner living in a town like this with nothing else to do, i’d be at the bowling alley 24-motherfucking-7.’
‘thank you, lesbian spidey-sense.’
‘keep quiet. i don’t want him to hear the musical theater in your voice.’
‘i don’t need much, just a hole to mine, a brew to drink, and a game to watch.’
‘okay, here’s the new plan. i’ll have to seduce him.’
‘no, moron. i should seduce him. i have gay sex with gay men often.’
‘been in the field for ten years and i’ve never made the smart move.’
‘that is verbatim what i was thinking.’
‘you sure ask one long question.’
‘jeez. i feel so hot in all these clothes. i just want to cool off.’
‘hey! come on in! the water’s… thick?’
‘step one, burn the body. i’ll activate vengeance protocol.’
‘he was trying to make a gay man horny and dove into a radioactive reservoir.’
‘you can’t pander to the gays. they can smell it.’
‘well, the world finally makes sense. i’m in charge and you’re in a cage.’
‘the fate of the world is in strong and supple hands.’
‘let me offer you some sex advice. what you’re gonna wanna do is…’
‘i don’t want advice from you. your methods almost got you killed.’
‘good luck not dying. i got it from here!’
‘sorry about your friend. but i’m also glad. he talks too much.’
‘you ever wonder how deep the shaft goes?’
‘sex and work don’t mix.’
‘ain’t you a lawyer? i hate lawyers?’
‘we heard about your, uh… bowling army.’
‘we’re looking for a little something we call revenge.’
‘she showed us everything except for the yurt.’
‘small town, small gene pool. it’s bound to happen.’
‘we have him in our sights. are we authorised to take the shot?’
‘oops. hold on, death squad nine.’
‘i have to seduce an enemy agent, but my signature blend of affected confidence and body of a god isn’t sealing the deal.’
‘he’s a great spy and even better at spy sex. i should know.’
‘wait, spy sex was a class? why did i take, like, french?’
‘absolutely hate her. her whole vibe makes me sick.’
‘well, look who came crawling back.’
‘jesus, can you cover your penis, please?’
‘i’ve never seen anyone half-circumcised before.’
‘i can’t fail again. give me your dumbass advice now.’
‘you can’t plan these things. you need to be in the moment, finding your sex opportunity, and then fuck it til dunzo.’
‘wait, why would i need spaghetti?’
‘oh. so earlier when you said you wanted to blow it all up and start over, you weren’t being metaphorical.’
‘you were first in your class, now be first in his ass.’
‘this homo’s a romantic.’
‘there might be one head of livestock that needs to get let out of its pen.’
‘which… oh, the livestock in your pants. you mean your dick. copy that.’
‘i’m super good at sex even when it’s for work.’
‘it’s not like he’d save us.’
‘okay, let’s show everyone the other thing my big, strong ass is for.’
‘i’m sorry i lied to you. but the time we shared was beautiful.’
‘this near-death experience put some things into focus for me.’
‘it wasn’t clean, but you got the job done.’
‘oh my god, i’d love to, but wouldn’t i get in trouble?’
‘i haven’t been away from ____ for more than nine hours since we met.’
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