actually fucking disgusting that glasses cost any money like if you actually think about it for more than a few seconds it is so unconscionably inhumane. this goes for things like insulin and mobility aids and hearing aids too ofc but fuck man, fucking glasses? the thing you need to fucking see? its genuinely sickening and inhumanly evil that those cost ANYTHING.
On my knees i love this beautiful gorgeous woman ,,, she’s winking at me IM WEAK AT THE KNEEEEES!!!! Ougshshh her tattoos,,, the texture on her hair!! Hashtag need that ❤️ When is it my turn to have a beautiful gorgeous hot tree nymph wife
People will be so mean to teenagers do you literally not remember what it was like to be sixteen. Every time I talk to a teenager I feel I should hold their hands and tell them I think they're one of the bravest people on the planet just for choosing to endure but I don't because I don't want to be creepy.
One year ago today was one of the happiest days of my life – a day when a dream came true and my first ever ritual became a reality. A day full of laughter, tears, joy, and happiness that changed me forever.
No-phones rule, something that seemed like a bizarre restriction at first, ended up being the perfect finishing touch that made this experience uniquely special and bonded us all together. That is exactly how this piece was born – from pure memories, a fleeting moment captured when Perpetua, looking at my tear-stained face and smudged makeup, traced that same gesture across his own face, singing the Lachryma chorus. I believe that was precisely the reason I lost my voice that evening :)
[Image ID: A four-by-four grid of images, with the title "how are you eeling? v2: more feels more eels" and the caveat "starred ones aren't true eels but I included them anyway because I love them". Each square in the grid contains an image of an eel, the name of the eel, and two brief text snippets, and are listed as follows.
A brown eel with a blunt narrow head, labeled "Giant Moray; sleepy; hiding in a hole".
A gray eel with large eyes peeking out of a crevice, labeled "Conger Eel; looking for boops; will bite your finger".
A torpedo-shaped tan fish above a sandy surface, labeled "Pudgy Cusk-Eel *; too much pressure; please go away".
A gray eel with small white pits on its snout, labeled "Electric Eel *; full of energy; trying to impress".
A blurry image of a gray eel moving towards the camera with its mouth slightly open, labeled "NZ Longfin Eel; fidgety; wants to be elsewhere".
Two small yellow- and white-striped eels sticking out from sand, labeled "Splendid Garden Eel; small and proud; vibing with friends".
An eel head with a very long beak and a large blue eye, labeled "Slender Snipe Eel; bone problems; hiding behind a smile".
A gray fish with a large head and jaw, labeled "Wolf Eel *; grumpy but will hug; secretly wants company".
A yellow eel with black spots and a yellow eye, labeled "Spotted Snake Eel; stayed up all night; just trying to exist".
A bright yellow eel with an open mouth, labeled "Green Moray; wet beast; bites you bites you b" (the text cuts off abruptly).
A long thin eel curled into several loops with a yellow stripe and a blue stripe, labeled "Ribbon Eel; intersex and fabulous; can't hold me back".
A long smooth fish coiled around itself with a small mouth surrounded by short feelers, labeled "Hagfish (Slime Eel) *; writhing about something; wants physical contact".
A dark brown eel with an absurdly large closed mouth, labeled "Pelican Eel; holding a glowstick; extremely thirsty".
A black eel with red streaks and a long snout, labeled "Fire Eel *; buried in blankets; has snacks".
A pale smooth eel above a rocky riverbed, labeled "American Eel; having an okay day; just kinda chilling".
Another torpedo-shaped tan fish above a sandy surface, labeled "Twoline Eelpout *; in full lurking mode; must not be perceived".
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