Alastor’s Reaction to Flirting
Warnings: sexual innuendos
Alastor is not a man thrown off kilter often but wow did you manage to just punt him.
You have to understand. He’s used to inspiring fear not. . . This.
The first time you flirted with him he did not get it at all.
“What did you just say?” “You look like a man who likes raisins, but there’s none left. How about a date instead?” “No thank you.”
“You don’t need to rip out my lungs for me to be breathless around you.” “Perhaps you should go see a medical professional.”
It wasn’t until you were blatant and obvious that he picked up on anything.
“You smile so much with your teeth, do you bite with them too?” “Occasionally.” “Can you bite me, please?”
You exposed your neck to him and he just stared at you. Smile strained, brows furrowed, and head cocked unnaturally to the side.
“Alastor! I want to go for a ride!” “I don’t own an automobile.” “That’s fine. I want to ride you instead anyway.”
A burst of shocked laughter followed by silence.
“You know, Charlie’s been talking about being more conscious about how we effect the environment.” “Hm?” “So, I was thinking, wanna help me conserve some water and shower with me instead of alone?”
He froze for a moment before promptly ignoring you.
“Oooh, looking snazzy, Al!” “Why thank you.” “I love the shirt. It’s very. . . becoming on you but I mean, if I was on you I’d be coming too.”
He just left. Used his shadows to get out of there. He even ignored Charlie who came down the hall calling for him. He was not seen for an hour at least.
“I’m feeling a bit peckish.” “Well, you know I’ll give you my heart any time.” He stares at you for a moment. “I’m afraid you’re a bit sweet for my taste, my dear.” “Aw, but you haven’t even had a taste.”
You spread your legs. He used the end of his microphone to close them.
