when the rain starts to pour

1x1 loosely based on F.R.I.E.N.D.S.

[venturenessbay]

Hey there...

I just arrived in town. Could you help me find this apartment building?

[eunoiawithfriends]

Yeah, no problem. I've got time.

[venturenessbay]

Oh, I'm sorry...

[venturenessbay]

Thanks again though for bringing it back. It took me a while before I even realized it was gone.

Well I could figure why you thought it was mine.

[eunoiawithfriends]

It honestly isn't a problem, but you're welcome.

I just had to be sure. Wouldn't want you to think I'm stalking you.

[venturenessbay]

Well you see...

[eunoiawithfriends]

venturenessbay:

Well, if you ask me, he kinda deserved it. After I got there he left three minutes later and left me with the check.

Isn't punishing him before he does something wrong a bad thing, though?

But I don't disagree. He was a douche.

[venturenessbay]

It had wings

[venturenessbay]

Are you really wanting to bring that up again?

I was right. There was nothing to agree to.

[eunoiawithfriends]

I mean, I already did so...

Even if you'd been right, I don't have to agree.

[eunoiawithfriends]

I hate my job, I hate this apartment.

[venturenessbay]

But… I thought you wanted to find a job you actually want to do.

Yes. I’m positive. 

[eunoiawithfriends]

I do, but I'm not second page desperate.

Because I'm going to make sure you use that new pillow every night.

[eunoiawithfriends]

Yes, actually.

[venturenessbay]

So then when’s the point you’re going to stop letting him have you do those things?

[eunoiawithfriends]

If experience says anything, it'll probably be never.

[venturenessbay]

Haven't seen you before.

[venturenessbay]

Someone tough who didn’t spend their childhood being spoiled rotten in a mansion.

[eunoiawithfriends]

In a mansion, no. But perhaps you were spoiled rotten elsewhere? That I could believe.

[venturenessbay]

Oh, I'm sorry...

[venturenessbay]

Oh, thanks. I thought I lost it. And it would have been bad if someone else found it.

Where’d you find it?

[eunoiawithfriends]

It was just on the floor over there.

I assumed it was yours because it's you in the picture.

[venturenessbay]

Well you see...

[venturenessbay]

Several more times then I have. 

[eunoiawithfriends]

Come on, that's not important. That was just class. You were late to a date.

[venturenessbay]

It had wings

[venturenessbay]

I feel like you wouldn’t be worried about narcissism. 

[eunoiawithfriends]

Ouch. Am I going to regret agreeing with you over the squirrel thing?

[eunoiawithfriends]

I hate my job, I hate this apartment.

[venturenessbay]

Well you might have to go to the second page to find what you’re looking for.

I guess I have no choice then. And I don’t need hypo-allergenic pillows.

[eunoiawithfriends]

But going to the second page is a sort of desperation I don't have.

Are you sure? Because I don't want that to be the excuse of why you're not using the pillow.

[eunoiawithfriends]

The date was horrible.

[venturenessbay]

So then what is your opinion on it now though?

[eunoiawithfriends]

He was hot. I don't know if I regret it at all...

[eunoiawithfriends]

Yes, actually.

[venturenessbay]

How often does he actually get you to do those types of things?

[eunoiawithfriends]

Far more often than he should be able to.

[venturenessbay]

Haven't seen you before.

[venturenessbay]

Take it for what it was.

[eunoiawithfriends]

I intend to.

So, if I'm not meant to be 'ere. What kind of person is?

[venturenessbay]

Oh, I'm sorry...

Did you say something?

[eunoiawithfriends]

You dropped this.

[venturenessbay]

Well you see...

This is my first time being late.

Should I start to count up all the times you have been late?

[eunoiawithfriends]

Oh come on. I haven't been late that many times.

[venturenessbay]

Haven't seen you before.

[venturenessbay]

I just said you didn’t seem like the type of person that would come in here. Nothing to do with not thinking there’s more to you “zan what I see”.

[eunoiawithfriends]

Is zat sentence not a little contradictory of itself?