Faculty: Eusine P. Schwegler-Heffelfinger

Greetings, friends! Welcome to the personal page of Eusine P. Schwegler-Heffelfinger! I am currently an adjunct professor of Environmental Science at Lumiose City University. I am also preparing for a special series of lectures called "Monsters of Myth and Legend: Why Do They Come in Three?" I welcome students and faculty alike to address me as Eusine. Professor Schwegler-Heffelfinger is quite a mouthful, is it not? Come say hello anytime. Office hours: MW 2:15-4:00 PM in the geology building.

[eusmooth]

Where my Environmental Science students at?

[fleurde-lis]

On his way back to his office, his usual coffee in hand, Lysandre began to notice a more subtle change on certain walls around the campus. At first, just one or two caught his eye for how brightly colored they were. He made a frown, choosing to ignore such a ghastly sight.

But then more came to view. He realized that as he walked, more and more of those posters were appearing and sipping his coffee became absolutely unacceptable. No sane man would enjoy his coffee in the sight of such horror.

He wondered, should he try to take them down? They were too bothersome and inappropriate for him, despite it being some sort of club announcement. Perhaps then instead he should go see the supervisor of this “Alliance of Magicians” to inform them of this terrible crime of a poster littered around campus.

Changing his usual route, he began to walk towards the Geology building—and then he saw him. Such a strange man, in clothing that could very well match the posters, and it all became very clear. He headed towards him and cleared his throat.

"Were these approved by the supervisor of your club? They’re atrocious."

[eusmooth]

Eusine swivels around. While his designer white cape falls behind him in a neat arc, the neon posters catch wind and flutter everywhere. His Haunter snickers before leaping up into the air to snatch at the paper with its monstrous hands.

"Indeed!" he says, reaching out to shake Lysandre's hand for a vigorous welcome. "And I think you mean a-trick-cious! As in, magic tricks! Oh oh, that's a strong grip, sir!"

He leans in closer, studying the gentleman more closely. What odd dress... "You look to be a practitioner in the art yourself. Hm... escapology? Fire dancing? We accept all fire and circus arts too!"

[eusmooth]

Eusine and his trusty Haunter race across campus. Their mission: to stick up dozens and dozens of brightly colored purple fliers which all prominently feature a Buneary in a top hat.

The print reads in hideous word art:

JOIN THE ALLIANCE OF MAGICIANS!!!

Meeting this Thursday, 7 PM in the Geology building!

[eusmooth]

Raikou (ライコウ), Entei (エンテイ?) et Suicune (スイクン), parfois désignés ensemble comme les bêtes légendaires, chats légendaires ou chiens légendaires sont trois espèces de Pokémon. Ils constituent un trio de Pokémon légendaires. Ils sont respectivement de types feu, électrique et eau et occupent les 243e, 244e et 245e place du Pokédex, une encyclopédie fictive recensant l'ensemble des Pokémon.