Fascinating.

Greetings fellow younglings, jedi knights and so forth; you've just reached the blog of one Evan Anderson-Smythe! I'm a 17 year old boy residing in Lima and currently a student at McKinley High. I enjoy painting, eating pancakes and spending time with my two turtles Augustus and George. I don't like cats nor apple pie. Until next time, young warrior!

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I won’t get hurt. I’ve been doing those things for years..

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But do you really need to do the flips in order to catch a criminal..?

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I don’t think so… But flips make it look more epic!

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If you say so..

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Anybody up for going for a walk with me? I’m bored.

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I am!! I don't think I've ever met you before. I'm Evan!

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My Ipod's going to get my in trouble one day.

The songs I listen to.

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What songs do you listen to..?

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I won’t get hurt. I’ve been doing those things for years..

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But do you really need to do the flips in order to catch a criminal..?

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Why not?

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Because I don't want you to hurt yourself!

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Then I’ll do it outside the hotel room.

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No, I'm not letting you.

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Who's around?

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Yes.

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There's nothing wrong with wanting to eat some hot dogs..

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Ugh, Lexie Grey.

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Who’s that? My future wife who unfortunately died in season eight.

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Oh, okay.. You're talking about the character, right?

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Why..?

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Because this is a hotel room and you'll probably hurt yourself..

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Ugh, Lexie Grey.

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Who's that?

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Who's around?

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You’re crazy Evan.

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No..

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Alright… hopefully I won’t break anything when I do the flips.

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You're insane..

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Who's around?

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For breakfast?

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Yes!!

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Well, I need a criminal first. Or else I could show you how to catch one.

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Just pretend there is one in here right now and do those ridiculous stunts you were talking about.

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Oh really? Do you want me to show you?

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How to catch a criminal? Sure.

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Who's around?

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Waffles then? Or cornflakes.

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How about hot dogs?

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Who's around?

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PANCAKES!

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I know, but I'd like to try something different today..