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alphasmythe‌:

I fight extremely fair. You’re just not as good of a fighter as me.

‘Cause when have I ever had to actually fight you?

#{ dash }#{ dash: ss }#{ ss }#{ the pack leader }#// and sams like......ya u probably could

moonovertroubledlopez‌:

You make less sense now, the perfect latte has a temp of 160 and a smooth, silky consistency that caresses the tongue and delights the senses anything else is unacceptable. How are you at working a drip anyway? The last dude who served me got my order completely wrong and the only reason I even drank the monstrosity he served me without complaint was because it was too early in the day to make a scene.

If my New York dance school dreams ever fall through, I’ll stick around here and buy out the Crescent, head hunt you as my manager and you can have all the veto power imaginable.

That’s not the first time I’ve heard that. About getting a bad coffee, I mean. Unsurprisingly, we’ve had a pretty high turnover rate the last few months. People coming and going for stuff like that. So, maybe you’re in the clear now. At least I’ve never had a complaint about something I made, unless it had like, half a pump too much mocha or whatever.

Nice. That actually sounds pretty cool. ‘Cause the menu would be a lot easier to deal with. Lattes and iced coffee, pretty much.

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wildeforadventure‌:

That’s nothing, trying giving someone gluten in LA.

Here’s the thing, I’ve had some truly bad coffee from your little joint. Frankly I’m surprised I didn’t get some form of coffee poisoning from the last latte I got. So I think, in the spirit of customer service, and keeping hot cheerleaders walkng through your doors (your welcome), my first remaining coffee should be on the house.

Or something non-vegan?

Well, obviously I didn’t make it then. I never mess up. Except for...you know, when I do. But out of the goodness of my heart and the desire for you to not judge the whole place on a bad experience, fine. It’s on me.

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alphasmythe‌:

Do we need to take this outside? Because you know I will and I’ll take you down.

Only because you don’t fight fair.

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xpuckerwolfx‌:

I mean, I get that, but why waste the money or the time when I can be a firefighter in a couple of months? Nah, I appreciate that, but I got enough on Smythe that I can get ‘em to cooperate, too.

Yeah, I get that, but you’d think after the first alcohol-fueled fight they’d know that they ain’t the best person to get drunk ‘round other people. Sometimes it ain’t about control. It’s about acceptance.

Eh, yeah. Okay. Good point. I dunno if I can argue with that logic. So I won’t. More power to ya, man.

Yeah, you’d think. But those people also probably just think they look badass. Little bit of both, sure. Should be obvious when it’s more important to keep it together, though. I’m just sayin’ you never know.

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hunterwestcn‌:

At that point, would any of them actually know the difference if you messed it up?

You’d be surprised. Those people are serious about what goes in it, what temp it is... It gets scary.

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wildeforadventure‌:

You call it ridiculous, we call it delicious. Just kidding, but I totally used to be that girl… right up until I returned my drink for the fourth time one day and the pimply faced kid behind the counter had a tantrum and quit his job. Personally, I think Jesus put me in His life to teach him patience, but clearly God’s mysterious ways aren’t appreciated by all. Eventually I got bored of testing baristas, don’t worry, but I would kill for a decent Pumpkin Spice around here. Think you have what it takes?

Hey, I can’t judge. Not totally. People like what they like, ya know? I just don’t think many people actually know what they’re drinking. Jeez, I’ve witnessed some tantrums over the years but never really seen anyone snap to the point of quitting. Maybe you’re just that ruthless. More power to ya. I think I’m pretty good. I’ve definitely gotten a lot of practice already, in less than a month. I think I could live up to your standards.

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moonovertroubledlopez‌:

There’s a special circle in hell reserved for people who use flavored anything in a drink that is essentially Earth’s ambrosia. I’m deeply disturbed right now.

I mean, sometimes I can dig it. I’ll drink a caramel latte every once in a while if I’m really feelin’ it. But there comes a point where I almost feel like I’m dumping straight sugar in a cup and someone’s paying to drink that. Part of me wishes I had the authority to draw a line sometimes.

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alphasmythe‌:

Now that’s just rude.

You started it.

#{ dash }#{ dash: ss }#{ ss }#{ the pack leader }

alphasmythe‌:

Now that’s just rude.

Look who’s talkin’.

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alphasmythe‌:

I don’t drink that much anymore. Only when necessary. Besides, I’d be seeing you far too often if I did. Trust me, if I had time to take a nap, I would.

Keep your facts straight.

Ouch. I thought you missed seeing my bright shining face every day. See if you get free coffee next time you come in.

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alphasmythe‌:

Right. Obviously. In that case, I’d love to get paid for napping. That’s a dream career, right there.

Aren’t there sleep studies and stuff you can get paid for? Get on that.

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alphasmythe‌:

You try going into pre-med and suddenly have 4 exams within a 3 day span and not living off of 4+ cups a day.

And I didn’t start drinking coffee until I was 15, thank you very much.

That’s a hard pass. But I can’t always get through my work without coffee either. I just happen to be a fan of things you wouldn’t even dare to call coffee. Four cups a day is a little excessive, though. Jeez. Just take a nap, bro.

My bad. Half a decade.

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alphasmythe‌:

Sam. Saying coffee doesn’t matter is like saying oxygen doesn’t matter.

You’re a weirdo. I feel like you’ve been caffeine dependent the entire decade I’ve known you.

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alphasmythe‌:

It’s definitely not a place for someone who can’t handle their stress, that’s for sure. It’s really a rush. I’m looking forward to my next clinical class. But gee, thanks for not thinking I’m a total psycho? I think what you’re looking for is to be paid for a hobby in star-gazing.

Which is why I’m not there. Obviously has nothing to do with the fact that science wears out my brain. Hey, you’re welcome. It’s my pleasure, really. Um, well yeah? Who wouldn’t? I dunno why that isn’t an actual thing.

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alphasmythe‌:

All that extra sugar syrup in coffee should be illegal. If people are over eighteen and still haven’t figured out that the best coffee is a straight drip with an occasional shot of alcohol, they should definitely be incarcerated.

Easy there, your I’m-a-snob-about-things-that-don’t-matter is showing.

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xpuckerwolfx‌:

I could, if only to make my ma proud, but I don’t think I want to. I ain’t that big on school anyway, so if I can do less than I originally thought? I’m gonna go for it. And yeah, kinda not looking forward to that, but at least I got Smythe and I’m sure I could coax ‘em to help me out. Least I just need a license and not a full-blown degree, so it shouldn’t be too difficult.

Bro, you know who you’re talkin’ too? I’m pretty much at every party anyway. And yeah, shit sometimes hits the fan, but when they do, I just show ‘em why I’m the biggest badass, boozed up or not. You got a point, though - if you know you’re gonna be a macho dick and try to start shit, just have a couple beers and don’t get shit-faced when you know you’re gonna be around people.

I kinda go by the philosophy that if you’ve made it this far you might as well get it done. But at the same time if you think it’s not really gonna do you any good for the future, then maybe it’s not worth it. I guess it’s all your call. I have plenty of Sebastian blackmail material if he doesn’t cooperate. But he can retaliate, so that’s kinda a last ditch effort.

Good point. But people don’t have that, like, awareness. Think they can handle it, you know? It’s dumb. I mean, having no self control is kinda a dangerous game to play around here, if ya ask me.

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