emily.♡

[eveninthestateofyouandi]

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[tiktokarchive]

[zhimaqiu]

And this is tiktok we need

[my-chemical-angel]

WHERE WAS THIS WHEN I NEEDED IT?????

[jewishdragon]

Remember how fucking hilarious Phineas and Ferb was?

[not-dumbufo-deactivated20140819]

It’s 1am and I googled “spongedog” because i was thinking about spongebob and dogs at the same time and i have never been this satisfied in my life

[cosmicsignificance]

You know that episode of Spongebob Squarepants where Spongebob makes one small mistake and then just starts chanting, “SOILED IT” over and over again? That’s what it’s like to have anxiety.

[alexisneoart]

When you open your camera app to take a picture of something and it opens on the front camera

[youlovetoseeit]

tasty and sensible

[transpunkspacejunk]

be christ-like this christmas. gather a crowd and inspire them to anarchism. beat a politician with a whip. help out your local sex workers. preach equality.

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[mars-wants-sleep]

[dylan-obrien]

[05am]

[ink-pedia]

[rehlaxe]

Have you ever really thought about how when you look at the moon, it’s the same moon Shakespeare and Marie Antoinette and Van Gogh and Cleopatra looked at.

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

they all looked at the moon they’re all dead the moon is killing people wake up america

[kuntsuragi]

anyone else fucking LOVE BEING IN BED???

[juniorjewel]

bitch im in bed right now!! how did you know!!

[heejinpilled]

reblog if ur in bed

[alwaysbewoke]

UNMUTE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!! #intears #lmao 

[descentts]