itsagifnotagif

I got locked in a garage and it gained me lots of followers. (I'm confused too)

[salvadorbonaparte]

my mum just answered a spam phone call with "catholic horse cemetery how can I help you"

[freakoutgirl]

the internet seems like a distant dream

[freakoutgirl]

whatever we are on rn is not the internet. It's ads

[itsagifnotagif]

just logged back in where have notes gone

[itsagifnotagif]

Not an ask but I remember following you in the 2010s because of your “im addicted to mr brightside.” Video! Weird to see you’re also somewhat active on this hellsite still!

am I still active

[justjames]

:))))))

[ihatethisgaywebsite-deactivated]

this tweet hasn't left my mind once in the two years since it's been posted

[thesunnahthebetter]

[calware]

they need to make an emoji that's the 🤨 emoji but with sunglasses

[calware]

compilation of the ones in the notes

[butchfagminotaur]

“how long have you been on tumblr?” i remember the term “nightblogging”

[jupitereyed]

*takes a drag from an imaginary cigarette* I remember you knew you stayed up refreshing your dash too late when the Australians started posting

[daughterofsarenrae]

hey, don't cry. marbled polecat, ok?

[tothechaos]

going into a bougie supermarket makes me feel like that one painting of the bolshevik standing in the russian palace

[tothechaos]

"$12.95 for 8.5oz of Jelly are You Fucking Kidding Me"

[harleyglenn]

I’m thinking of Beginning it all

[lastoneout]

Why healing wound so itchy if itching wound while healing so bad????????

[lastoneout]

No I am normal human who can leave bandages alone do not do NOT get the cone. I am recovering normal.style NOT dog style.

[practical-hearthcraft-deactivat]

To anyone who sees this, I hope you have an experience of whimsy today. I hope you see something utterly joyful, silly, and ridiculous, and I hope you see it and smile. I wish that for you today.

[the-kellin-under-the-vic]

omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

[joleebindo-blog]

it’s like rock paper scissors: baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, condom defeats baby

[dogpuppy]

[depsidase]