my mum just answered a spam phone call with "catholic horse cemetery how can I help you"

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almost home
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i don't do bad sauce passes

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Monterey Bay Aquarium

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my mum just answered a spam phone call with "catholic horse cemetery how can I help you"
the internet seems like a distant dream
whatever we are on rn is not the internet. It's ads
just logged back in where have notes gone
Not an ask but I remember following you in the 2010s because of your “im addicted to mr brightside.” Video! Weird to see you’re also somewhat active on this hellsite still!
am I still active
:))))))
this tweet hasn't left my mind once in the two years since it's been posted
they need to make an emoji that's the 🤨 emoji but with sunglasses
compilation of the ones in the notes
“how long have you been on tumblr?” i remember the term “nightblogging”
*takes a drag from an imaginary cigarette* I remember you knew you stayed up refreshing your dash too late when the Australians started posting
hey, don't cry. marbled polecat, ok?
going into a bougie supermarket makes me feel like that one painting of the bolshevik standing in the russian palace
"$12.95 for 8.5oz of Jelly are You Fucking Kidding Me"
I’m thinking of Beginning it all
Why healing wound so itchy if itching wound while healing so bad????????
No I am normal human who can leave bandages alone do not do NOT get the cone. I am recovering normal.style NOT dog style.
To anyone who sees this, I hope you have an experience of whimsy today. I hope you see something utterly joyful, silly, and ridiculous, and I hope you see it and smile. I wish that for you today.
omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???
This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material
it’s like rock paper scissors: baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, condom defeats baby