Pokémon are sooo sooo dumb. Fo' real!

Pahahahahihahehohehahihiha! Hello inferior trainers, I am Emerald, the /BEST TRAINER EVER/. I'm pretty obscure though, you've probably never heard of me. If you /ever/ doubt my powers then SHUTUPIWASBULLIEDASAKID. I will sue you and blame it on your Pokémon! Bwahaha! Ha! Ha.

[everherpedsohardthatyouemeralled]

tromboler

wantsed me 2 RESET my parsword just in order in case to keepo my account on the web site?! augh.. pathetic .. is this site run by dum spteoirled pokemans with no ffeling or something”?!?! no sempatchy at ALL.. :/

[everherpedsohardthatyouemeralled]

augh

i herd.. i hertd the truth news that a dum Pokémons FUSE with a superior humens wtfearows is going oin heree!! this cantot be allowed, how could a humans want to ERAsSE THEIR OWN FFELING !?!?

brb spendign the next 500 years going back in time so i have more time to invest nt a DEVICE thriough science that eliminates ASS-GRENENJES from existence....b bye lossers.

2bad for ASS-GRENJENJAS that hes so SMALL and tiny... >:)

[everherpedsohardthatyouemeralled]

sup

2014

[thedrunkenmoogle]

Emerald Fist (pokemaon mMASTER ccoocckktail)

Ingredients: tall hand some whys no dum pokemons science

Directions: take the fi1st left at junxion be and arrive at my hous.

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[everherpedsohardthatyouemeralled]

augh bffl y r u so short and i am so tall in comparison poor u :*

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mimirol:

OH MY GOD

augh hi

[everherpedsohardthatyouemeralled]

ever heard of www.pokemonsta.tumblr.com

Its abt dum Pokémons so roflcopters no i hav not heard about it also I hav no idea what your talkin about this message is 100% epmty 2 me bully go away.

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my last post onle got 1 note.

So I gess that means i am leavin

4 evr.

do not expect me 2 b on PT nymor but I will log on every day 2 check messages and RP with people but I have left but I will stil b postin all the time ok xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxxoxoxoxxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxxoxoxoxoxoxoxooxooxoooxoxoxoxxxoxooxoxooxooxoox

[everherpedsohardthatyouemeralled]

I am becomin dat which i despise the most.

a dum Pokémons.

I wud kill myself and end this horifyin eggsecutistance but due 2 my own modifications my body is virtualy invincible.

[actual correct usage of the term "irony" goes here]

[everherpedsohardthatyouemeralled]

WHAT THE FUCKYOU GEN V POKEMON AREN'T TOO EASY ON THE EYES, ARE YOU?

do me a flavour and kill urself u ignorant plebian.

i cud not be further from a dum Pokémons. I am a humoid part android with a peculiar form and I can do many things dat humans can't do such as shoot laser beams and use Moves and Abiliti-

O

SHIT.

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iciclebadge:

Oh I’m sorry uh ‘Rald, nice to meet you.

what in the hell

The pleasure is all mine madamé.

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iciclebadge:

Hey there! My name’s Candice

I uh…what are you

Greetings smal person. I am the half-cybernetic life form from the past and also the future. u may call me Emerald, or Rald 4 short if u r lazy like stupid Pokémons.

I kno u may be startled by my enigmatic apperance, but i actually have feelings unlike dum Pokémons who hav no ffeling.

hahahi.

[everherpedsohardthatyouemeralled]

NO THEY ARE NOTSTOP LYINGAT LEAST I HAVE A SHINY ONEHAHAHA BEAT THAT LOSER.

They r tho omga.

I don't need shines if i wanted a shines i wud just creat 1 with my beartic hands. beat that

scrub

[everherpedsohardthatyouemeralled]

BUT YOU HATE POKEMONHAVE YOU EVEN BEEN TO ROUTE 30THATS LIKETHE ONLY PLACE EVER YOU CAN CATCH THEM

i hav bben 2 johot and they are all over the place jesususus omga.

[everherpedsohardthatyouemeralled]

EXCUSE MERATTATA AREN'T DUMBYOU'RE JUST JEALOUSBECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE ONETHEY ARE SUPER RARE

i hav like 20 tho

[everherpedsohardthatyouemeralled]

ALL POKEMON BUT RATTATA ARE DUMB OKAYRATTATA IS THE BESTDID YOU HEAR ABOUT MY RATTATA?HE IS TOP PERCENTAGE!

yes i heard omga but

ur ratatat is still a dum Pokémons.

[everherpedsohardthatyouemeralled]

I DON'T NEED A TIME MACHINEI HAVE A RATTATA THAT LOOKS LIKE A CELEBIBUT ITS A RATTATA SO ITS TOP PERCENTAGEAND I GO BACK IN TIME A LOT

Ye well i don't need a celebaby cuz Pokémons r dum human science is betr lmao.