We are Beggars All... @everyscarsabridge - Tumblr Blog

easy to forget but book jon snow is great actually. he gets so drunk he cries in his first chapter. he's 16 years old and laser focused on loan negotiation. he keeps getting promoted against his will. he's the chosen fantasy protagonist with the worst genre awareness ever. he implements pro immigration social reforms. he has a giant albino pet wolf. he cuts a guy's head off. he thinks he invented cunnilingus. he's been dead for 15 years.

#jon snow

piecesofbrokenrecollections

my sister decorated a cat yesterday

piecesofbrokenrecollections

This was now a decade ago but I got news about this kitty from someone who works at the clinic he lived in: he lived up to 20 years old 💙

ofide

why is this picture of garlic from wikipedia so erotic i feel like i need to avert my gaze

ryan-sometimes

Paramore was right. Hard times

crimsonnirvana

It makes me wonder why I even try

bob-belcher

Why can you only bring people back for a minute? A minute seems awfully arbitrary. Oh, a minute is a long time. A lot can happen in a minute. And besides, the longer someone is around that’s not supposed to be around the more likely it is that something will happen. Not necessarily directly or by any fault of theirs but, you know… butterfly wings and such. What about them? They cause hurricanes.

#pushing daisies

whyactlikeahuman

quasikool

#i literally crack up everytime #at least ten of the notes are from me

jusjuiceboxbox

Welcome to being an adult! Featuring such injury causing events as

- sneezed wrong

- turned your neck a little too fast

- slept weird

- took the trash out to the curb and stepped at a slightly different angle than usual

- breathed

- failed to breathe properly

- breathed in the wrong stuff. Allergy time

- looked too hard at something too far away

- knees

whitepeopletwitter

clowsvillesuckz

my favourite part of new moon is when edward is bagging on romeo for being dumb as shit and then is like “ohhh but actually i’m lowkey rlly jealous of him” and bella just naturally assumes he means bcs romeo is in love with the beautiful juliett and edward’s like “what? ew no i just wish i could kill myself”