Kyla™

yikes. I am a messss

[pleatedjeans]

[filthyprotozoan]

DO NOT KISS A GIRL  WHEN SHES MAD i am so tired of media portraying this as a good way to end an argument okie when ur partner is mad and yelling at u do not just kiss them to shut them up and make up okie how about u just fucking listen to your partner when theyre trying to tell u somethign

[redditfront]

[fried-bologna-and-grape-koolaide]

[ingoiailtuorgoglio]

[alexandriaocasiocortez]

Museum security guard 1: Wait, did you hear something?

Museum security guard 2: Yeah, I think it came from the gift shop.

Me, who broke into the museum and had already stolen dozens of priceless artifacts but decided to stop by the gift shop to score a snow globe:

[kybarsfang]

This is oddly specific.

[alexandriaocasiocortez]

[toastbutteregg]

[imposer]

[suppermariobroth]

Mario statue found in a store in Japan.

[buffafro]

Restrained for our safety

[shiruki]

[i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed-deacti]

Jesus: ugh i hate people who are absolutely vile human beings.

white christians: yeah lmao, fuck gay peopl-

Jesus:

[sassyintern]

[teenscoolest]

[ruinedchildhood]

[wimberry-deactivated20150825]

which are u: wine mom, beer dad, or vodka aunt

[dizepm-deactivated20180217]

im an orange juice grandma

[diycraftsnmore]

Via The Daily Mail

[sterkarm-deactivated20181202]

THIS IS THE PRETTIEST THING IVE EVER SEEN

[boygeniussy]

Milk: am i an asshole???//,,??

Literally everyone:

[sickassbonedragon]

[hells-little-fallen-angels]

From now on if anyone asks me why I am randomly sad…instead of saying “I don’t know” or something I’m going to look them dead straight in the eyes and say “I’ve been assigned to mourn the death of a stranger” and just walk away