cringeworthy recovery masturbation

Soft butch cookie. Queer poet aesthetic. Cover picture of dittos created by @kawart ! 

[cmonangel]

i just found out hozier is 6’5”?????? what the fuck was i just supposed to learn that on my own or

[oystergf]

they must be feeding him real good down in the underworld

[evilspice]

oh fuck offffffffffhjshakdnkdmxbdmdbs

[femcassidy]

mamma mia is just what having other gay friends is like honestly

[femcassidy]

all your friends wont stop singing fucking ABBA and everything that happens to you is bonkers at all times. meryl streep is there

[montparnassee]

Soon it will be Autumn and Persephone can go back to pegging her husband in peace and I can wear a fucking jumper

[catchymemes]

[glumshoe]

The “excuse me, I’m passing behind you” touch men give you when they read you as male:

The “excuse me, I’m passing behind you” touch men give you when they read you as female:

The “excuse me, I’m passing behind you” touch your friends give you:

[stability]

[memewhore]

[puthy]

Nothing wrong with being a dumbass and owning a small cottage

[puthy]

Don’t let anybody tell you that picking wildflowers and having a small stream run through your property isn’t a career

[lesbianjennyholzer]

EVERYTHING THAT’S INTERESTING IS GAY

[battlevilla]

[catsuggest]

casper suggest: warm..

[klapollo]

hey shout out to PBS and public libraries

[klapollo]

like dudes for real PBS has so many resources for education and stuff. you can watch HOURS of documentaries online for free on their site. like no joke go on pbs dot org right now and you’ll find an entire netflix of public television with full transcripts to boot. the american experience site alone is loaded with multipart docuseries about american history the availability can vary but even then watch pbs sometimes!! they have really cool crap on all the time. sometimes they play ballets and broadway shows. (donation ad voice) support public television

[furfag]

we’re trying to help our dog learn that it’s ok to howl so we just awoo next to him for a while and he’ll do a cautious kind of awowroroo but then we pet him and say how happy we are and he’ll kind of perk up and chill out.. i love him…

[baedlyweathered]

[furfag]

[baedlyweathered]

[knightlyhoods-deactivated202404]

this has got to be THE funniest sentence ive seen all day im gonna cry

[tsunade]

last semester i was at a party and i checked my phone for the time and this guy took a glance at my lock screen over my shoulder and said “is that naruto?” and my drunk ass turned around and said “you know him?”

[fivehead]