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wadey-wilson

sebtitias

love this little parallel

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Fantastic Four (2005)

blondedfilm

the fucking raw emotion acted into this

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weavemama

JUSTICE HAS BEEN SERVED

weavemama

The judge who sentenced this sexual predator is Rosemarie Aquilina. Larry Nassar abused over 150 women, including Gabby Douglas, Simone Biles, and Aly Raisman. Judge Rosemarie made sure this predator pays the price for each and every one of them. Hella props to this badass judge. Judges around the world need to take notes.

weavemama

This is a gif of Judge Rosemarie tossing a bullshit letter larry nassar wrote about how “hard” it is for him to hear his victims testify. The level of badassary within this woman is untouchable.

smolbeerke

am I the only person finding the judge’s behaviour very unprofessional? she isn’t there to play theatrics, she’s there to pass a judgment. her remarks are deeply unnecessary and wrong.

weavemama

yep! you absolutely are!

but you know what unnecessary and wrong?

sexually abusing 150+ women and girls for 25 years and having the audacity to write about how “hard” it is to hear their stories.

kidouyuuto-deactivated20140411

how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH

brigwife-deactivated20240426

English Person: *Points at an apple* Apple

French Person: Non c’est une fucking pomme

*800 years of war*

agentverbivore

Fun fact: There are a lot of rivers in the UK named “avon” because the Romans arrived and asked the Celts what the rivers were called. The Celts answered “avon.”

“Avon” is just the Celtic word for river.

thejazzykittykat

Fan Fact #2: When Spanish conquistadors landed in the Yucatán peninsula, they asked the natives what their land was called and they responded “Yucatán”. In 2015, it was discovered that in those mesoamerican languages, “Yucatán” meant “I don’t understand what you are saying”

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W H E E Z E

mightyxray

@getclever !

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everybody: hugh, bring your big ass muscles over here and punch this guy on screen hugh jackman, quietly: i just want to sing

theconqueeror

I shit you not, my mom just watched supergirl for the first time and saw her in the suit and all and 5 minutes in she asked me “so who’s this then?” and I’m like “who’s who?” and she goes “the one with the glasses?” and I could not believe…. she truly didn’t know

ixnayxg33

I can’t believe your mother is Lena Luthor

vivienvalentino

That’s one badass family.

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deputychairman

TELL EM OSCAR

fitzsimmonssource

4.07 | 5.03

dreamlightasafeather

IF YOU NEED TO CALL 911 BUT ARE SCARED TO BECAUSE OF SOMEONE IN THE ROOM, dial and ask for a pepperoni pizza. They will ask if you know you’re calling 911. Say yes, and continue pretending you’re making an order. They’ll ask if there’s someone in the room.

You can ask how long it will take for the pizza to get to you, and they will tell you how far away a dispatcher is.

Here is an example video

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Reblog to literally save a life

anotherdayforchaosfay

I’ve done this. I’m alive because of this.

My flat-mate’s date for the night was almost as drunk as her. She had passed out in her room and locked the door. He refused to leave because he wanted to have sex. He also demanded food because he was dealing with “whiskey dick”. He didn’t like the lack of food in the fridge. I called 911, did the stuff stated above, and he was getting PISSED about how long the “order” was taking. He took my phone, demanded they “hurry the fuck up”. Police arrived two minutes later, arrested him, and helped me file a police report. Pressing charges wasn’t necessary because he had warrants on him from THREE different states for the very thing he planned to do to me. Several months after this happened one of the officers informed me he was charged with two felonies because he crossed stay lines, and will be serving no less than 35 years in prison. The officer ripped into my flat-mate about her bringing home complete strangers, while drunk, knowing full well this shit could happen.

This was 14 years ago.

Do the pizza order, do it as calmly as you can. The dispatcher I spoke to said things like this:

“If he’s drunk say you want mushrooms.” I said I want extra mushrooms.

“If he’s threatening you with sexual assault say you want onions.” I said I want onions.

She went like this with different toppings and sauces for a description of him, like pineapple if he’s blonde, black olives if he’s tall, extra large if he’s tall, etc.

They’ve heard this sort of coded call before. They’re trained for it. They will understand what you’re saying. Order the pizza.

torios

Really though. I’m in training for dispatch and this was one of the first things they taught us. Pretend you’re talking to a friend or relative, pretend you’re ordering pizza, we’ll figure it out. We’ll word questions so you can answer in an easy, casual way. Please, just make the call and we will do everything we can to help you.