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💬 20 🔁 41 ❤️ 13 · "Yeah, yeah, my presence is the most meaningful thing in people's lives, it's to be expected." Evil stares into Gd, the

Despite evil being self absorbed and the silly nature of the pick up line gd can't help but blush and giggle.

And he decides that if evil is going to say all this stuff so will he.

"I feel kind of.. overdressed and, I think you would look really good in a suit. Do you think you could put one on? Um, its ok if. You don't.. want to..."

If evil doesn't receive this well he's going to run away and cry.

Evil in all his grace (lack there of) quickly pulls up his panel and grabs a suit and flowers. Transforming like some magical girl and pulling out flowers.

Now it is gd's turn to stare shamelessly because like ajhafejhwiwfosgisfiGSOGSIWGOSGIDGOSHIEGIEGWIHW!

Gd didn't expect evil to just.

Do that.

Like that.

He's flustered and if he was a robot you would hear the fans going at mock 10 speeds.

Eyes popped out of his head as he takes in ever detail.

He wants to like, bite- nonevermindheneedstoshutupowuwygwhwhisvidgdkgsigsishpwhoehd.

Voice high and strained.

"Yeah I'd say you look good."

He gives a thumbs up.

"Good? Understatement."

Evil sees the way he's staring, Admins, it be hard to say he didn't like it. No. It would flat out lying. Evil yearns to be stared at. To be admired. Maybe that's why he's the way he is really-

Beside the point. Evil does a spin in the suit and some showy hand movements.

"Woah, I'm not used to wearing things this tight, then again I hate dressing formally and never found a reason to. ."

He says, however does everything to make sure he has Gd's attention. Dang he loves it. Way more than he should as a friend probably.

"Y yeah no you look marvelous and amazing and grwiiqhdgsjsjdgdghdbvzvjxjsns."

Gd covers his face with his hands, he has to stooopppppppp.

He's going to embarrass himself more then he has, one wrong thing and evil leaves.

He uncovers his face, should be more normal now.

"I wanna bite you."

WHAT the fuck was that.

"m' sorry I don't kn, ow what i- just- ignore AAHHHHH!"

He wants to turn around and run away but instead he just stops looking at evil and blocks line of sight with his eyes like that makes it so evil can't see him.

" ? "

Something, something bite? Was he hungry? Ah Evil knew exactly what to say!

"You want something to bite on later I'll give it to you."

Evil thinks Gd is hungry, Evil can teleport some food later, exactly what he meant by telling him he'd give something for him to bite later. Evil smiles.

"Worry not, princess, I'll get us food later!"

He nudges Gd

"awwww, flustered by my awesomeness, c'mon look up princess!"

Evil is on a ROLL tonight.

As soon as gd realizes evil ment something different and probably didn't even hear him correctly he grips evil by the shoulders and shakes them back and forth while basically growling.

He then let's go and takes a moment to regain his ability to speak before pointing to the charcuterie board on the arm of the couch.

Gd's mouth opens a little to wide, moves a bit to much as he speaks.

"Yeah im just a bit peckish, just- just want a bit to eat. Do you mind if we sit down and eat the rest of that?"

It takes everything in gd not to ether put on a courting display or tackle the person in front of him right now.

He's thankful evil didn't properly hear him this one time, but does that mean he's not really listening?

The thought makes him slightly nauseous.

Just let him have one moment of evil's devoted attention.

Please.

It's all he wants.

"Hell yeah, let's eat!"

Evil summons a whole feast more on top of the board he already summoned, like, enough for a war victory celebration.

"Open wideeeeeee~"

Evil says teasingly, moving a cracker with a cold cut onto the Cryptid's mouth,

Evil wants to fluster gd, is it working? Evil has not a clue in the world, not like he can read emotion well.

"Cmonnnnnn open wide, or I'll make you later~"

What the #### did he just say,

Whatever, flirty remark aside, he still was determined to get the Cryptid to eat.

Gd tries really hard not to have Another Reaction™️ but that's really freaking hard when evil keeps saying things like this.

Looking at the cracker one thought runs over and over again through his head.

Bite his hand Bite his hand Bite his hand Bite his hand Bite his hand Bite his hand Bite his hand Bite his hand Bite his hand Bite his hand Bite his hand Bite his hand Bite his hand Bite his hand Bite his hand Bite his hand-

It's sooooo tempting and right there.

He could maybe even- ok yeah stopping that thought process.

He just bites half the cracker and shoves evil to sit down so had can as well.

He knows alcohol can't reasonably do anything to him but maybe this bottle of wine evil summoned is different. (it isn't)

He reaches over evil(wow what a view/silly) to grab the bottle he pops it open and just chugs it down.

He changes his hair back to its usual color and goes to hand the unfinished bottle of wine to evil after realizing that it's probably rude to drink it all.

What. The. hell.

Did he just chug a 500k robux bottle?! Not like Evil paid the price for it having just teleported out of the spot he's sure the pretentious owners placed it in for show.

But still, how the hell did he do that?!

"Woah, you can do that?! Holy shit."

Evil stares in awe before swashing and sipping a glass

Seeing that made him need a drink.

"so uhhh, how's your life been huh? I dunno what things have you been up to? Terrorizing the locals, or well. . whatever is nearby?"

He's already forgotten what he saw on the drive there.

"Hm, oh yeah I can't really, get drunk or anything. Being a cryptid and all."

"My lifes been, going in interesting places, recently. I don't, terrorize people, at least I don't try too. Um, I actually want my neighbors to, like me after all."

"How about you? What have uh, you been doing. Or how are, you doing."

Gd absently messes with the frills of the dress as he looks at evil.

"You can't get drunk?!"

That should not have been the main take away from this but the first thing evil blurted out of surprise

"Well I hoped it tasted good at the least. . . But whatever, you don't terrorize people? Aw you have so much potential for stupid shit."

Evil chuckles at the end, I mean he could technically change his avatar but that'd require too much tampering, he imagines how easy it must be to just. . . Change.

"Nothing much with me really, chilling with Nate, messed up some areas, and just being bored overall until I heard you've been seeing a little someone."

He says the last bit with the fake-st "I'm attempting to be cool about it" demeanor known to man. But besides it.

"The frills. . Compliment your figure and the dress."

Evil mutters as faintly as can be. He's almost scared. He just hoped he wasn't too loud-

Gd smiles faintly with the small compliment.

"I uh, might have fun, messing with people but, not around here. I just, don't like to go to far.... there's people out there that want to kill me... and i. Im not sure, I can defend myself.."

Gd picks as the lose couch fabric now slightly uncomfortable with what he's said.

"Um but, if maybe somebody would. Accompany me, and make sure im, safe. I maybe could. Do it." (<- least obvious hangout bait)

"And it's, not like I can actually, do to much. Im not... great at shifting.."

"Sounds boring, if anyone tries something just rip em to shreds, or tell me, I will."

Don't sound too protective now, you don't want to sound desperate evil.

"I mean personally, it's not too hard to blow them straight into termination. Just sayin'. . "

He flutters around after the last bit trying to look like he's giving it thought, his head races to say yes but he doesn't want to sound like some weak sub-robloxian.

"Psh, I can protect you princess, just stay by me and you'll be allllllllllright- ACK!"

As he says that last bit while making a show of flipping a piece of cheese into his mouth, choking on it, before swallowing it.

"like I was saying, allllllright."

Gd smiles and giggles when evil chokes.

"You would really, do that? You would protect me?"

Unlike evil gd is not afraid to show how desperate he is.

"I wouldn't mind, staying by your side all day..."

Gd does that STUPID hair tuck behind ear and look away while smiling thing you see in shows and shit. I HATE GD!!!! 🤬🤬🤬🤬

"Yeah, Yeah, you just gotta stick with me princess~"

Evil says with a bravado vaguely trying to flex his arms as if they aren't the most average looking Robloxian arm imaginable.

Evil sees Gd do that and feels a creep of a smile on his face 'wow he's beautiful'

Never would say that though

"I got all that anyone should need, crazy looks, unlimited items, amazing at everything except playing the triangle, and an arm to wrap around ladies~ or guys~ or people~ or cryptids~ or- you get the point."

Evil lets out a small giggle the faintest slight of genuine happiness, for a frame of time before he goes back to his smug smirk

Gd is so happy he wants to cry.

Evil is just so... fuck he's just so much but right now it's in all the best ways...

He's just so- so- so hwigwiwgisgisgiHISGSIGWIHWOGDOHFONFOBEIGWIGS- gd just wants to wrap his arms around evil and start purring.

But he must contain himself.

Because if he's too much like himself, like who he is as a cryptid, evil will leave him all alone forever, and so will everyone else.

Basically swooning gd asks.

"So, we can, we can hangout? Soon? M-maybe this month? Or, something.."

If this was a cartoon gd would have hearts floating above his head.

Gd realizes he's been tearing up some of the frills on the dress absent mindedly.

He ignores it because that's how most of his clothes end up, he's probably just going to fix it, he usually does anyway.

Evil notices a slight shift and chuckles to himself, he'd be nervous asking himself to hang out too, but hearing Gd ask?

"YES- I mean yeah sure, I mean I could clear my schedule I guess."

Evil can't look too needy because if Gd sees that then he'll think they're desperate, weak, reliant, and will leave him alone forever.

Evil tail starts scratching against the floorboards of the home not obnoxiously, hardly anyone would notice, hell not even He noticed before curling to a halt

Yet He feels this thing. . .

Gd. . . Looking at HIM like that. . .

It makes him FEEL

Man, such amazing friends huh?

"Whats on right now. ."

Evil fidgets with the remote absentmindedly you can tell he wasn't really thinking about putting anything on.

Evil said fucking yes EVIL SAID FUCKING YES!!

Gd feels light headed in a good way.

He's slightly shaking but what he doesn't realize is the shaking is because he's slightly purring.

"So- so when do you, think we could do that?"

"And where. Like, maybe some park? Good, chance for some fucker. To be to mess with."

"Actually I, have a park in mind. Usually I would- avoid it like. The plague, but with you. To protect me, I think I'm fine."

"For- for time I can do, anytime. I don't really, have a shed- ule, scedoul.. shem.. you just said this word, scedul. I fucking hate words."

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Evil both feels and hears the slight noises from Gd? Cryptid thing he muses.

"It's French, scheduale, luckily I know how to pronounce it."

Is that true? Fuck if he knows he saying some bulllllshiitttt

"oh? You have a place in mind? Show me. So that I know the coordinates for the teleport for when we do. ."

Evil curls his tail showingly at Gd.

"I dunno I ain't good with plans, uhhhh next week? Or the week after? I dunno what works for you XP"

"Don't worry I got you princess!"

Evil says with a grin before fidgeting with hair and flipping through the channels not really committed to one and is just listening to Gd.

💬 20 🔁 41 ❤️ 13 · "Yeah, yeah, my presence is the most meaningful thing in people's lives, it's to be expected." Evil stares into Gd, the

Despite evil being self absorbed and the silly nature of the pick up line gd can't help but blush and giggle.

And he decides that if evil is going to say all this stuff so will he.

"I feel kind of.. overdressed and, I think you would look really good in a suit. Do you think you could put one on? Um, its ok if. You don't.. want to..."

If evil doesn't receive this well he's going to run away and cry.

Evil in all his grace (lack there of) quickly pulls up his panel and grabs a suit and flowers. Transforming like some magical girl and pulling out flowers.

Now it is gd's turn to stare shamelessly because like ajhafejhwiwfosgisfiGSOGSIWGOSGIDGOSHIEGIEGWIHW!

Gd didn't expect evil to just.

Do that.

Like that.

He's flustered and if he was a robot you would hear the fans going at mock 10 speeds.

Eyes popped out of his head as he takes in ever detail.

He wants to like, bite- nonevermindheneedstoshutupowuwygwhwhisvidgdkgsigsishpwhoehd.

Voice high and strained.

"Yeah I'd say you look good."

He gives a thumbs up.

"Good? Understatement."

Evil sees the way he's staring, Admins, it be hard to say he didn't like it. No. It would flat out lying. Evil yearns to be stared at. To be admired. Maybe that's why he's the way he is really-

Beside the point. Evil does a spin in the suit and some showy hand movements.

"Woah, I'm not used to wearing things this tight, then again I hate dressing formally and never found a reason to. ."

He says, however does everything to make sure he has Gd's attention. Dang he loves it. Way more than he should as a friend probably.

"Y yeah no you look marvelous and amazing and grwiiqhdgsjsjdgdghdbvzvjxjsns."

Gd covers his face with his hands, he has to stooopppppppp.

He's going to embarrass himself more then he has, one wrong thing and evil leaves.

He uncovers his face, should be more normal now.

"I wanna bite you."

WHAT the fuck was that.

"m' sorry I don't kn, ow what i- just- ignore AAHHHHH!"

He wants to turn around and run away but instead he just stops looking at evil and blocks line of sight with his eyes like that makes it so evil can't see him.

" ? "

Something, something bite? Was he hungry? Ah Evil knew exactly what to say!

"You want something to bite on later I'll give it to you."

Evil thinks Gd is hungry, Evil can teleport some food later, exactly what he meant by telling him he'd give something for him to bite later. Evil smiles.

"Worry not, princess, I'll get us food later!"

He nudges Gd

"awwww, flustered by my awesomeness, c'mon look up princess!"

Evil is on a ROLL tonight.

As soon as gd realizes evil ment something different and probably didn't even hear him correctly he grips evil by the shoulders and shakes them back and forth while basically growling.

He then let's go and takes a moment to regain his ability to speak before pointing to the charcuterie board on the arm of the couch.

Gd's mouth opens a little to wide, moves a bit to much as he speaks.

"Yeah im just a bit peckish, just- just want a bit to eat. Do you mind if we sit down and eat the rest of that?"

It takes everything in gd not to ether put on a courting display or tackle the person in front of him right now.

He's thankful evil didn't properly hear him this one time, but does that mean he's not really listening?

The thought makes him slightly nauseous.

Just let him have one moment of evil's devoted attention.

Please.

It's all he wants.

"Hell yeah, let's eat!"

Evil summons a whole feast more on top of the board he already summoned, like, enough for a war victory celebration.

"Open wideeeeeee~"

Evil says teasingly, moving a cracker with a cold cut onto the Cryptid's mouth,

Evil wants to fluster gd, is it working? Evil has not a clue in the world, not like he can read emotion well.

"Cmonnnnnn open wide, or I'll make you later~"

What the #### did he just say,

Whatever, flirty remark aside, he still was determined to get the Cryptid to eat.

Gd tries really hard not to have Another Reaction™️ but that's really freaking hard when evil keeps saying things like this.

Looking at the cracker one thought runs over and over again through his head.

It's sooooo tempting and right there.

He could maybe even- ok yeah stopping that thought process.

He just bites half the cracker and shoves evil to sit down so had can as well.

He knows alcohol can't reasonably do anything to him but maybe this bottle of wine evil summoned is different. (it isn't)

He reaches over evil(wow what a view/silly) to grab the bottle he pops it open and just chugs it down.

He changes his hair back to its usual color and goes to hand the unfinished bottle of wine to evil after realizing that it's probably rude to drink it all.

What. The. hell.

Did he just chug a 500k robux bottle?! Not like Evil paid the price for it having just teleported out of the spot he's sure the pretentious owners placed it in for show.

But still, how the hell did he do that?!

"Woah, you can do that?! Holy shit."

Evil stares in awe before swashing and sipping a glass

Seeing that made him need a drink.

"so uhhh, how's your life been huh? I dunno what things have you been up to? Terrorizing the locals, or well. . whatever is nearby?"

He's already forgotten what he saw on the drive there.

"Hm, oh yeah I can't really, get drunk or anything. Being a cryptid and all."

"My lifes been, going in interesting places, recently. I don't, terrorize people, at least I don't try too. Um, I actually want my neighbors to, like me after all."

"How about you? What have uh, you been doing. Or how are, you doing."

Gd absently messes with the frills of the dress as he looks at evil.

"You can't get drunk?!"

That should not have been the main take away from this but the first thing evil blurted out of surprise

"Well I hoped it tasted good at the least. . . But whatever, you don't terrorize people? Aw you have so much potential for stupid shit."

Evil chuckles at the end, I mean he could technically change his avatar but that'd require too much tampering, he imagines how easy it must be to just. . . Change.

"Nothing much with me really, chilling with Nate, messed up some areas, and just being bored overall until I heard you've been seeing a little someone."

He says the last bit with the fake-st "I'm attempting to be cool about it" demeanor known to man. But besides it.

"The frills. . Compliment your figure and the dress."

Evil mutters as faintly as can be. He's almost scared. He just hoped he wasn't too loud-

Gd smiles faintly with the small compliment.

"I uh, might have fun, messing with people but, not around here. I just, don't like to go to far.... there's people out there that want to kill me... and i. Im not sure, I can defend myself.."

Gd picks as the lose couch fabric now slightly uncomfortable with what he's said.

"Um but, if maybe somebody would. Accompany me, and make sure im, safe. I maybe could. Do it." (<- least obvious hangout bait)

"And it's, not like I can actually, do to much. Im not... great at shifting.."

"Sounds boring, if anyone tries something just rip em to shreds, or tell me, I will."

Don't sound too protective now, you don't want to sound desperate evil.

"I mean personally, it's not too hard to blow them straight into termination. Just sayin'. . "

He flutters around after the last bit trying to look like he's giving it thought, his head races to say yes but he doesn't want to sound like some weak sub-robloxian.

"Psh, I can protect you princess, just stay by me and you'll be allllllllllright- ACK!"

As he says that last bit while making a show of flipping a piece of cheese into his mouth, choking on it, before swallowing it.

"like I was saying, allllllright."

Gd smiles and giggles when evil chokes.

"You would really, do that? You would protect me?"

Unlike evil gd is not afraid to show how desperate he is.

"I wouldn't mind, staying by your side all day..."

Gd does that STUPID hair tuck behind ear and look away while smiling thing you see in shows and shit. I HATE GD!!!! 🤬🤬🤬🤬

"Yeah, Yeah, you just gotta stick with me princess~"

Evil says with a bravado vaguely trying to flex his arms as if they aren't the most average looking Robloxian arm imaginable.

Evil sees Gd do that and feels a creep of a smile on his face 'wow he's beautiful'

Never would say that though

Evil lets out a small giggle the faintest slight of genuine happiness, for a frame of time before he goes back to his smug smirk

Gd is so happy he wants to cry.

Evil is just so... fuck he's just so much but right now it's in all the best ways...

He's just so- so- so hwigwiwgisgisgiHISGSIGWIHWOGDOHFONFOBEIGWIGS- gd just wants to wrap his arms around evil and start purring.

But he must contain himself.

Because if he's too much like himself, like who he is as a cryptid, evil will leave him all alone forever, and so will everyone else.

Basically swooning gd asks.

"So, we can, we can hangout? Soon? M-maybe this month? Or, something.."

If this was a cartoon gd would have hearts floating above his head.

Gd realizes he's been tearing up some of the frills on the dress absent mindedly.

He ignores it because that's how most of his clothes end up, he's probably just going to fix it, he usually does anyway.

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Evil notices a slight shift and chuckles to himself, he'd be nervous asking himself to hang out too, but hearing Gd ask?

"YES- I mean yeah sure, I mean I could clear my schedule I guess."

Evil can't look too needy because if Gd sees that then he'll think they're desperate, weak, reliant, and will leave him alone forever.

Evil tail starts scratching against the floorboards of the home not obnoxiously, hardly anyone would notice, hell not even He noticed before curling to a halt

Yet He feels this thing. . .

Gd. . . Looking at HIM like that. . .

It makes him FEEL

Man, such amazing friends huh?

"Whats on right now. ."

Evil fidgets with the remote absentmindedly you can tell he wasn't really thinking about putting anything on.

Im so hungry I could eat evil

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Gd was quite nervous, he is scared of new people and leaving his house.

So what is he doing right now?

A blind date.

(Someone idc to think who would do this for gd) set this up for him and maaaaybe gd thought he could poke fun at evil like "oh haha I went on a date the other night."

Not to make them jealous! No. To uh, make them envious. Totally.

Gd is just so nervous because this is supposed to be a nice-ish restaurant and gd doesn't want to look to out of place but he is very tall and also what if the date hates him.

Currently he is walking technically barefoot to the place because he doesn't have a car and nobody that he knows could drive him.

He's technically barefoot because he has stockings on but no shoes and his sharp points for toes may have broken through and the torn fabric sits only slightly uncomfortably in between them but that's finnnne.

Gd wishes he could just wear shoes.

Walking to the place gd has gotten some stares and that only makes him more nervous but he tries to stay calm especially since the restaurant is just up ahead.

Getting in is fine, just some more waiting then he has to say he's meeting a blind date and its supposed to be (xyz) table and they give directions (he would have preferred someone to show him the way but that's fine.) He may have gotten turned around a little bit here and there but eventually makes it to a slightly secluded table near one of those half walls so they can put more tables in the restaurant without people seeing each other and when he sees his date he can't believe it.

"You've got to be kidding. your, your not the blind date right?"

"Uhhh uh. . . . I dunno I expected a baddie to be here, or that's what the guy said-"

Evil looks up and down at the cryptid's appearance, he contemplates every decision that brought him here, honestly he didn't know what a blind date was initially thought it was a set up for blind people- besides the point

He was out to find someone that'd help him get over GD mess around a bit.

"Seems like the guy didn't disappoint though."

Evil let's out what is probably usually seen as disrespectful whistle from bums.

"Besides the point, sit down princess, sighhhh don't suppose I have anything tonight anyway."

Gd grimace's, but sits down anyway.

"Whatever.... I didn't get dressed up, just to go back home, and im hungry."

Gd is all dressed up and evil looks like that.(no their not hot wdym nah gd doesn't think evil is hot.)

This is ridiculous. Gd didn't sign up to deal with evil he signed up for a blind date! Not a date with evil.

...

He's on a date with evil?

Gd wants to kick himself he's supposed to be upset by this information.

Gd browses over the drinks menu.

"Do you think they have rat poison? Or like, weed killer? Im not trying to stay sober tonight."

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Evil thinks a guy, girl, gender vague cryptid drinking those things is a red flag, or at least he thinks someone told him that? He doesn't know

"I dunno, but I'm grabbing the-"

Fuck he can't JUST order a soda, Gd is gonna think he's some dumb drinker, he needs to have a cool drink order!

"I'll take a grey goose vodka on the rocks, with three olives, not blue cheese olives, and 2 lemon twists, and a glass of fresh ice on the side."

AHA! NOW YOU DON'T LOOK STUPID! does he have any clue what he ordered? No but it sounds complicated and refined, he'd rather have a diet soda actually but he's no child

"And uhh- wait rat poison-?"

Too late

Gd was quite nervous, he is scared of new people and leaving his house.

So what is he doing right now?

A blind date.

(Someone idc to think who would do this for gd) set this up for him and maaaaybe gd thought he could poke fun at evil like "oh haha I went on a date the other night."

Not to make them jealous! No. To uh, make them envious. Totally.

Gd is just so nervous because this is supposed to be a nice-ish restaurant and gd doesn't want to look to out of place but he is very tall and also what if the date hates him.

Currently he is walking technically barefoot to the place because he doesn't have a car and nobody that he knows could drive him.

Gd wishes he could just wear shoes.

Walking to the place gd has gotten some stares and that only makes him more nervous but he tries to stay calm especially since the restaurant is just up ahead.

"You've got to be kidding. your, your not the blind date right?"

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"Uhhh uh. . . . I dunno I expected a baddie to be here, or that's what the guy said-"

He was out to find someone that'd help him get over GD mess around a bit.

"Seems like the guy didn't disappoint though."

Evil let's out what is probably usually seen as disrespectful whistle from bums.

"Besides the point, sit down princess, sighhhh don't suppose I have anything tonight anyway."

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💬 20 🔁 41 ❤️ 13 · "Yeah, yeah, my presence is the most meaningful thing in people's lives, it's to be expected." Evil stares into Gd, the

Despite evil being self absorbed and the silly nature of the pick up line gd can't help but blush and giggle.

And he decides that if evil is going to say all this stuff so will he.

"I feel kind of.. overdressed and, I think you would look really good in a suit. Do you think you could put one on? Um, its ok if. You don't.. want to..."

If evil doesn't receive this well he's going to run away and cry.

Evil in all his grace (lack there of) quickly pulls up his panel and grabs a suit and flowers. Transforming like some magical girl and pulling out flowers.

Now it is gd's turn to stare shamelessly because like ajhafejhwiwfosgisfiGSOGSIWGOSGIDGOSHIEGIEGWIHW!

Gd didn't expect evil to just.

Do that.

Like that.

He's flustered and if he was a robot you would hear the fans going at mock 10 speeds.

Eyes popped out of his head as he takes in ever detail.

He wants to like, bite- nonevermindheneedstoshutupowuwygwhwhisvidgdkgsigsishpwhoehd.

Voice high and strained.

"Yeah I'd say you look good."

He gives a thumbs up.

"Good? Understatement."

Evil sees the way he's staring, Admins, it be hard to say he didn't like it. No. It would flat out lying. Evil yearns to be stared at. To be admired. Maybe that's why he's the way he is really-

Beside the point. Evil does a spin in the suit and some showy hand movements.

"Woah, I'm not used to wearing things this tight, then again I hate dressing formally and never found a reason to. ."

He says, however does everything to make sure he has Gd's attention. Dang he loves it. Way more than he should as a friend probably.

"Y yeah no you look marvelous and amazing and grwiiqhdgsjsjdgdghdbvzvjxjsns."

Gd covers his face with his hands, he has to stooopppppppp.

He's going to embarrass himself more then he has, one wrong thing and evil leaves.

He uncovers his face, should be more normal now.

"I wanna bite you."

WHAT the fuck was that.

"m' sorry I don't kn, ow what i- just- ignore AAHHHHH!"

He wants to turn around and run away but instead he just stops looking at evil and blocks line of sight with his eyes like that makes it so evil can't see him.

" ? "

Something, something bite? Was he hungry? Ah Evil knew exactly what to say!

"You want something to bite on later I'll give it to you."

Evil thinks Gd is hungry, Evil can teleport some food later, exactly what he meant by telling him he'd give something for him to bite later. Evil smiles.

"Worry not, princess, I'll get us food later!"

He nudges Gd

"awwww, flustered by my awesomeness, c'mon look up princess!"

Evil is on a ROLL tonight.

As soon as gd realizes evil ment something different and probably didn't even hear him correctly he grips evil by the shoulders and shakes them back and forth while basically growling.

He then let's go and takes a moment to regain his ability to speak before pointing to the charcuterie board on the arm of the couch.

Gd's mouth opens a little to wide, moves a bit to much as he speaks.

"Yeah im just a bit peckish, just- just want a bit to eat. Do you mind if we sit down and eat the rest of that?"

It takes everything in gd not to ether put on a courting display or tackle the person in front of him right now.

He's thankful evil didn't properly hear him this one time, but does that mean he's not really listening?

The thought makes him slightly nauseous.

Just let him have one moment of evil's devoted attention.

Please.

It's all he wants.

"Hell yeah, let's eat!"

Evil summons a whole feast more on top of the board he already summoned, like, enough for a war victory celebration.

"Open wideeeeeee~"

Evil says teasingly, moving a cracker with a cold cut onto the Cryptid's mouth,

Evil wants to fluster gd, is it working? Evil has not a clue in the world, not like he can read emotion well.

"Cmonnnnnn open wide, or I'll make you later~"

What the #### did he just say,

Whatever, flirty remark aside, he still was determined to get the Cryptid to eat.

Gd tries really hard not to have Another Reaction™️ but that's really freaking hard when evil keeps saying things like this.

Looking at the cracker one thought runs over and over again through his head.

It's sooooo tempting and right there.

He could maybe even- ok yeah stopping that thought process.

He just bites half the cracker and shoves evil to sit down so had can as well.

He knows alcohol can't reasonably do anything to him but maybe this bottle of wine evil summoned is different. (it isn't)

He reaches over evil(wow what a view/silly) to grab the bottle he pops it open and just chugs it down.

He changes his hair back to its usual color and goes to hand the unfinished bottle of wine to evil after realizing that it's probably rude to drink it all.

What. The. hell.

Did he just chug a 500k robux bottle?! Not like Evil paid the price for it having just teleported out of the spot he's sure the pretentious owners placed it in for show.

But still, how the hell did he do that?!

"Woah, you can do that?! Holy shit."

Evil stares in awe before swashing and sipping a glass

Seeing that made him need a drink.

"so uhhh, how's your life been huh? I dunno what things have you been up to? Terrorizing the locals, or well. . whatever is nearby?"

He's already forgotten what he saw on the drive there.

"Hm, oh yeah I can't really, get drunk or anything. Being a cryptid and all."

"My lifes been, going in interesting places, recently. I don't, terrorize people, at least I don't try too. Um, I actually want my neighbors to, like me after all."

"How about you? What have uh, you been doing. Or how are, you doing."

Gd absently messes with the frills of the dress as he looks at evil.

"You can't get drunk?!"

That should not have been the main take away from this but the first thing evil blurted out of surprise

"Well I hoped it tasted good at the least. . . But whatever, you don't terrorize people? Aw you have so much potential for stupid shit."

Evil chuckles at the end, I mean he could technically change his avatar but that'd require too much tampering, he imagines how easy it must be to just. . . Change.

"Nothing much with me really, chilling with Nate, messed up some areas, and just being bored overall until I heard you've been seeing a little someone."

He says the last bit with the fake-st "I'm attempting to be cool about it" demeanor known to man. But besides it.

"The frills. . Compliment your figure and the dress."

Evil mutters as faintly as can be. He's almost scared. He just hoped he wasn't too loud-

Gd smiles faintly with the small compliment.

"I uh, might have fun, messing with people but, not around here. I just, don't like to go to far.... there's people out there that want to kill me... and i. Im not sure, I can defend myself.."

Gd picks as the lose couch fabric now slightly uncomfortable with what he's said.

"Um but, if maybe somebody would. Accompany me, and make sure im, safe. I maybe could. Do it." (<- least obvious hangout bait)

"And it's, not like I can actually, do to much. Im not... great at shifting.."

"Sounds boring, if anyone tries something just rip em to shreds, or tell me, I will."

Don't sound too protective now, you don't want to sound desperate evil.

"I mean personally, it's not too hard to blow them straight into termination. Just sayin'. . "

He flutters around after the last bit trying to look like he's giving it thought, his head races to say yes but he doesn't want to sound like some weak sub-robloxian.

"Psh, I can protect you princess, just stay by me and you'll be allllllllllright- ACK!"

As he says that last bit while making a show of flipping a piece of cheese into his mouth, choking on it, before swallowing it.

"like I was saying, allllllright."

Gd smiles and giggles when evil chokes.

"You would really, do that? You would protect me?"

Unlike evil gd is not afraid to show how desperate he is.

"I wouldn't mind, staying by your side all day..."

Gd does that STUPID hair tuck behind ear and look away while smiling thing you see in shows and shit. I HATE GD!!!! 🤬🤬🤬🤬

#detector lore #detectorposting #detector rp #7331 #evil's super evil tag

"Yeah, Yeah, you just gotta stick with me princess~"

Evil says with a bravado vaguely trying to flex his arms as if they aren't the most average looking Robloxian arm imaginable.

Evil sees Gd do that and feels a creep of a smile on his face 'wow he's beautiful'

Never would say that though

Evil lets out a small giggle the faintest slight of genuine happiness, for a frame of time before he goes back to his smug smirk

[ Evil tosses a smooth shaped pebble into the slight murky water. . . Well less murky as he can still see the face of himself staring back in the dark pond.

He pulls from under a knotted tree root another more jagged stone, it cut the flesh of the demon but what did it matter? He'll heal back.

But as he skips the stones, a ripple in the water causes the reflection Evil spots to change, a familiar teal haired cryptid could be spotted. the reflection felt mocking, was it him? Can cryptids morph into water and this is Gd's way of fucking with his mind just like he has been this entire night-

No, Evil blinks back and it's just him, the water, and rooted trees casting harsh shadows against the moonlight. ]

@matt-tlg-detecter

Stalking from the shadows matt detector has been following evil for quite a while and luckily for mtt the poor thing has wondered all along in the woods with nothing for miles.

Perfect for questioning with no interruptions and Perfect to kill evil if mtt doesn't like them or what it's doing with gd.

Currently he's more human looking then monster but still recognizable as a cryptid if your not an idiot, a means of keeping evil from running immediately but not to comfortable with its presence.

Slowly ans quietly it stalks their way towards evil, maybe if evil pays attention he can see matt detectors glowing eyes reflect in the water.

Evil sighs, watching another sink into the depths of the ocean. Honestly what good is anything, What with Gd's messing around with some stupid guy-

He's gonna cut himself off there. Just keep tossing, the stone piercing the smidge murky but still clear water. Honestly what good is it to try hard if you're already the best? Evil doesn't understand, not completely, he can do anything, provide, teleport, fly, be handsome (naturally) What could Gd want? It really stirs his mind as much as the stones in the water.

'oh Man,' Evil muses to himself those glowing eyes in the water remind him of Gd's own eyes, the way they glow naturally in every scenario, his beautiful baby blues- wait what eye color is he again? Are his eyes even blue? now that he thinks about Gd had a visor, most of the time, but when he was with Evil he'd let them see it back when they were. . . Closer, gosh his eyes were beautiful-

"Everything reminds me of him. . . Even those mysterious eyes glowing in the water. . ."

He sighs out loud before doing some thinking and realizing 2 pairs of eyes is 1 too many considering he's the only one here!! MUCH LESS GLOWING!

"Wait what the fuck-"

Mtt wants to laugh at how unobservant evil is, he stills it's approach to evil.

"I suppose my presence is known, I must say your horribly a fool for being all alone on a night like this."

"Who knows what could come around from the darkness and hurt you."

"Not me, at least not yet. I have some questions you don't have the option of not answering."

"Oh look at Timmy tuff knuckles! I can speak like pretentious guy too!"

Evil summons a dramatic black cape and starts making arguably more of a mockery of himself than the random creature he wants to actually annoy. Then again who doesn't he piss off?

"Look at me, observing this mere mortal in the woods I'm quite malevolent and cunning, hehehehehehe, answer my riddles 3-"

Evil cuts the act mid way through and starts just floating around in a rather, annoying, manner.

"Soooooooo, what is it? So you can go along now, I will tell you I'm having a badddddd night. XD"

Look at him, trying to save face as if he wasn't mopping about because of a baddie he fumbled. Typical evil.

This stupid things actions make mtt want to rip evil's throat out but it has to wait.

"What is your relationship with gd, and what is your intentions with him."

"And how likely is he to give up on this useless crusade of his to find this 'guest 1337'."

Mtt idly picks off a chunk of bark from a tree and pulls it apart like one would a flower or leaf, a smidgen due to boredom, mostly due to wanting to intimidate evil.

"Ooooohhhh where do I start with that guy, he's-"

Mtt has no clue what he's asking of Evil or how much evil's gonna yap about Gd, Evil would normally shut down any questioning of Gd but if this is some random-

"Wait, holdddd on, what's he to you? I don't like handing out information to strangers in the dark especially ones I can't see who could be someone dangerous jackass hunting him down."

Evil may kinda, sort of, not really, it's complicated, hate Gd's guts? And have a choice word or 2 ranting about him but Evil knows better than to trust some stranger he can't see in the dark asking about his Cryptid situationship.

"And if you are I'm afraid I have nothing for ya and you best be on your way."

Evil's floating around, chewing on some grapes as he shifts around like a jackass, still can't seem to find an angle to see this guy?! How the fuck is he doing that??

Mtt steps a little out of the shadows to reveal some of his more monsterish features but remaining mysteriously in the dark.

"Im a cryptid like him, we know each other. He left home abruptly without telling me and im here to find out if he's ok. He isn't very strong so im concerned about his well being, and those who could prove a threat to him."

"Oh shiiiiiiit there's more of you guys I forgot, ah, works for me, where do I start with Gd. . . ."

"Don't tell him, but between you and me, we were friends, but I always saw something more, maybe not true love, I have no clue but something that felt beyond the admins, we're technically "friends" but we could've been so much more. . -"

"- I could've given him everything, he just had to follow me. But he wouldn't. It wasn't hard, he just had to accept my love for what it was, and yet it wasn't enough, I was never enough. I felt the splurge, the cough, the black bile of hatred seeping into the little love I had ever experienced in this world. the resentment I felt at how he'd fucking shelf me for this other guy. Wings so beautiful almost angel-like in presence and yet a rot to my glee, a blissful weight onto my happiness."

"Now on with this other guy, He ruined my life. like rot rooting in the flowers of a plant, he ruined Gd. he pried him away from me, to live what I am sure was the life Gd idolized with me and should've stayed with me." >X/

Evil takes a breath, was that too hateful? . . . . . No it's just him speaking his thoughts, to be fair he did tell the ominous Cryptid he was having a bad night. But he really did try.

"As for the Gd thing? I dunno he didn't really disclose much on that."

He shrugged, hoping that ending his casual won't show his bitterness.

@matt-tlg-detector-2-for-rp

Mtt sighs slightly annoyed and agitated, it listens to evils long rant contempt growing with every second.

"What im hearing is you hate gd, loath him even. Tell me, do you plan on hurting him?"

"And who is this other person, I need to speak to him next."

"Hey for the record I love him more than anyone else could he probably will be the only person besides my best friend who will understand me, but go on now ominous stranger putting words in my mouth of me 'planing to hurt him' or whatever bullshit you thought of to antagonize me, don't suppose you'd understand."

Evil's sighs, Robloxians these days, "bUT EvIL he'S n0t a r0BLoxiA-" tomatoe tomata. These strangers are all the same in his eyes, another faceless entity.

"Uh his name is something something Ever-bum i forgot the last bit of his name, and not like I'd care, to be fair you seem to be itching to get out of this conversation and this is the most you'll get outta me. XD"

Ya know, Evil hates Evertrees guts, but if he were being honest he was quite a looker for the small bit he saw of him. The brown hair and the green dress, I mean he's only for Gd but- okay does that thought warrant a separate conversation of its own? Probably but he's not gonna think too hard. He's sorta now just drifting into the sky thinking of both em. . . He opens up his panel to stare at pictures of them, ohhhhh if only he had one of em. . . . Wait no, Gd, just Gd, he's only thinking of Gd.

"Whatever it doesn't matter so long as that annoying tree chewing lizard is gone-"

"'Love'. Hm. I don't like that. Your not good for him. Your pathetic, not even any help to me. Can't even give the name of someone with actual use, it's enough to go off of but you? Im giving you one chance to never even think about gd ever again, be grateful for me giving you this mercy."

"You're still dicking around here?"

Evil floats amongst the sky, not really too into the threats, bored even, like watching an ant banging on its glass enclosure.

"Yeah yeah, you're a real piece of genius eh? Better than all of us I presume, do all of you guys hold this same holier-than-thou mentality cause it seems like a pattern to me lol. XD"

Evil honestly couldn't give 2 fucks if this guy, even he could somehow get off the ground, mauled him to death or something, he's gonna respawn, Nate will find his code, he isn't particularly concerned. Hell he can get away with an alt.

"LAst ChAncE stOp THinkinG ABout HiM. GRRRRRRRRR 🤬🙉🐺"

"You're not special to him or me. Hate to tell you, you're of 0 help to me too why would I listen to you XDD. There's 0 incentive for me to listen to you. I'll stop looking when he stops sending pics of him in dresses pal. Lmfao XD"

Who the fuck is this?! Spike?!? Someone collect their snappy dog lmfao

Ok FUCK being 'nice' FUCK looking human and FUCK THIS GUY!!

Mtt starts snarling and throws a rock

At evil.

"YOU ANNOYING THING! IM GOING TO MAKE YOU REGRET NOT HAVING A SENSE OF SELF PRESERVATION!"

Mtt forges his human vesage gaining hight and claws and more monsterish features.

#detectorposting #non cannon lore #evil's super evil tag #am I even allowed to say this? 😭

"Woah woah, calm down buddy. This is extremely rude. >X/"

Evil knows those rocks won't really hit him, but he's drifting around the air so he can pretend he is to keep this guy wasting their energy hurling stuff at him. Which is just making the rocks fall into the lake.

"You look like a miniature Godzilla would be kinda tuff if you weren't hurling rocks up here to try and hit me."

"How about a joke of Gd? *Cough* You know, when GD calls me in the middle of the night to come over, my panel isn't the only thing unloading in Gd's house! Eh?"

He's without a doubt lying, like he's just said that to piss them off, that never happened between him and Gd but anything to ragebait.

[ Evil tosses a smooth shaped pebble into the slight murky water. . . Well less murky as he can still see the face of himself staring back in the dark pond.

He pulls from under a knotted tree root another more jagged stone, it cut the flesh of the demon but what did it matter? He'll heal back.

No, Evil blinks back and it's just him, the water, and rooted trees casting harsh shadows against the moonlight. ]

@matt-tlg-detecter

Stalking from the shadows matt detector has been following evil for quite a while and luckily for mtt the poor thing has wondered all along in the woods with nothing for miles.

Perfect for questioning with no interruptions and Perfect to kill evil if mtt doesn't like them or what it's doing with gd.

Currently he's more human looking then monster but still recognizable as a cryptid if your not an idiot, a means of keeping evil from running immediately but not to comfortable with its presence.

Slowly ans quietly it stalks their way towards evil, maybe if evil pays attention he can see matt detectors glowing eyes reflect in the water.

Evil sighs, watching another sink into the depths of the ocean. Honestly what good is anything, What with Gd's messing around with some stupid guy-

"Everything reminds me of him. . . Even those mysterious eyes glowing in the water. . ."

He sighs out loud before doing some thinking and realizing 2 pairs of eyes is 1 too many considering he's the only one here!! MUCH LESS GLOWING!

"Wait what the fuck-"

Mtt wants to laugh at how unobservant evil is, he stills it's approach to evil.

"I suppose my presence is known, I must say your horribly a fool for being all alone on a night like this."

"Who knows what could come around from the darkness and hurt you."

"Not me, at least not yet. I have some questions you don't have the option of not answering."

"Oh look at Timmy tuff knuckles! I can speak like pretentious guy too!"

Evil summons a dramatic black cape and starts making arguably more of a mockery of himself than the random creature he wants to actually annoy. Then again who doesn't he piss off?

"Look at me, observing this mere mortal in the woods I'm quite malevolent and cunning, hehehehehehe, answer my riddles 3-"

Evil cuts the act mid way through and starts just floating around in a rather, annoying, manner.

"Soooooooo, what is it? So you can go along now, I will tell you I'm having a badddddd night. XD"

Look at him, trying to save face as if he wasn't mopping about because of a baddie he fumbled. Typical evil.

This stupid things actions make mtt want to rip evil's throat out but it has to wait.

"What is your relationship with gd, and what is your intentions with him."

"And how likely is he to give up on this useless crusade of his to find this 'guest 1337'."

Mtt idly picks off a chunk of bark from a tree and pulls it apart like one would a flower or leaf, a smidgen due to boredom, mostly due to wanting to intimidate evil.

"Ooooohhhh where do I start with that guy, he's-"

Mtt has no clue what he's asking of Evil or how much evil's gonna yap about Gd, Evil would normally shut down any questioning of Gd but if this is some random-

"Wait, holdddd on, what's he to you? I don't like handing out information to strangers in the dark especially ones I can't see who could be someone dangerous jackass hunting him down."

"And if you are I'm afraid I have nothing for ya and you best be on your way."

Evil's floating around, chewing on some grapes as he shifts around like a jackass, still can't seem to find an angle to see this guy?! How the fuck is he doing that??

Mtt steps a little out of the shadows to reveal some of his more monsterish features but remaining mysteriously in the dark.

"Oh shiiiiiiit there's more of you guys I forgot, ah, works for me, where do I start with Gd. . . ."

Evil takes a breath, was that too hateful? . . . . . No it's just him speaking his thoughts, to be fair he did tell the ominous Cryptid he was having a bad night. But he really did try.

"As for the Gd thing? I dunno he didn't really disclose much on that."

He shrugged, hoping that ending his casual won't show his bitterness.

@matt-tlg-detector-2-for-rp

Mtt sighs slightly annoyed and agitated, it listens to evils long rant contempt growing with every second.

"What im hearing is you hate gd, loath him even. Tell me, do you plan on hurting him?"

"And who is this other person, I need to speak to him next."

Evil's sighs, Robloxians these days, "bUT EvIL he'S n0t a r0BLoxiA-" tomatoe tomata. These strangers are all the same in his eyes, another faceless entity.

"Whatever it doesn't matter so long as that annoying tree chewing lizard is gone-"

#detectorposting #non cannon lore #evil's super evil tag

"You're still dicking around here?"

Evil floats amongst the sky, not really too into the threats, bored even, like watching an ant banging on its glass enclosure.

"Yeah yeah, you're a real piece of genius eh? Better than all of us I presume, do all of you guys hold this same holier-than-thou mentality cause it seems like a pattern to me lol. XD"

"LAst ChAncE stOp THinkinG ABout HiM. GRRRRRRRRR 🤬🙉🐺"

Who the fuck is this?! Spike?!? Someone collect their snappy dog lmfao

[ Evil tosses a smooth shaped pebble into the slight murky water. . . Well less murky as he can still see the face of himself staring back in the dark pond.

He pulls from under a knotted tree root another more jagged stone, it cut the flesh of the demon but what did it matter? He'll heal back.

No, Evil blinks back and it's just him, the water, and rooted trees casting harsh shadows against the moonlight. ]

@matt-tlg-detecter

Stalking from the shadows matt detector has been following evil for quite a while and luckily for mtt the poor thing has wondered all along in the woods with nothing for miles.

Perfect for questioning with no interruptions and Perfect to kill evil if mtt doesn't like them or what it's doing with gd.

Currently he's more human looking then monster but still recognizable as a cryptid if your not an idiot, a means of keeping evil from running immediately but not to comfortable with its presence.

Slowly ans quietly it stalks their way towards evil, maybe if evil pays attention he can see matt detectors glowing eyes reflect in the water.

Evil sighs, watching another sink into the depths of the ocean. Honestly what good is anything, What with Gd's messing around with some stupid guy-

"Everything reminds me of him. . . Even those mysterious eyes glowing in the water. . ."

He sighs out loud before doing some thinking and realizing 2 pairs of eyes is 1 too many considering he's the only one here!! MUCH LESS GLOWING!

"Wait what the fuck-"

Mtt wants to laugh at how unobservant evil is, he stills it's approach to evil.

"I suppose my presence is known, I must say your horribly a fool for being all alone on a night like this."

"Who knows what could come around from the darkness and hurt you."

"Not me, at least not yet. I have some questions you don't have the option of not answering."

"Oh look at Timmy tuff knuckles! I can speak like pretentious guy too!"

Evil summons a dramatic black cape and starts making arguably more of a mockery of himself than the random creature he wants to actually annoy. Then again who doesn't he piss off?

"Look at me, observing this mere mortal in the woods I'm quite malevolent and cunning, hehehehehehe, answer my riddles 3-"

Evil cuts the act mid way through and starts just floating around in a rather, annoying, manner.

"Soooooooo, what is it? So you can go along now, I will tell you I'm having a badddddd night. XD"

Look at him, trying to save face as if he wasn't mopping about because of a baddie he fumbled. Typical evil.

This stupid things actions make mtt want to rip evil's throat out but it has to wait.

"What is your relationship with gd, and what is your intentions with him."

"And how likely is he to give up on this useless crusade of his to find this 'guest 1337'."

Mtt idly picks off a chunk of bark from a tree and pulls it apart like one would a flower or leaf, a smidgen due to boredom, mostly due to wanting to intimidate evil.

"Ooooohhhh where do I start with that guy, he's-"

Mtt has no clue what he's asking of Evil or how much evil's gonna yap about Gd, Evil would normally shut down any questioning of Gd but if this is some random-

"Wait, holdddd on, what's he to you? I don't like handing out information to strangers in the dark especially ones I can't see who could be someone dangerous jackass hunting him down."

"And if you are I'm afraid I have nothing for ya and you best be on your way."

Evil's floating around, chewing on some grapes as he shifts around like a jackass, still can't seem to find an angle to see this guy?! How the fuck is he doing that??

Mtt steps a little out of the shadows to reveal some of his more monsterish features but remaining mysteriously in the dark.

"Oh shiiiiiiit there's more of you guys I forgot, ah, works for me, where do I start with Gd. . . ."

Evil takes a breath, was that too hateful? . . . . . No it's just him speaking his thoughts, to be fair he did tell the ominous Cryptid he was having a bad night. But he really did try.

"As for the Gd thing? I dunno he didn't really disclose much on that."

He shrugged, hoping that ending his casual won't show his bitterness.

@matt-tlg-detector-2-for-rp

Mtt sighs slightly annoyed and agitated, it listens to evils long rant contempt growing with every second.

"What im hearing is you hate gd, loath him even. Tell me, do you plan on hurting him?"

"And who is this other person, I need to speak to him next."

#detectorposting #non cannon lore #evil's super evil tag

Evil's sighs, Robloxians these days, "bUT EvIL he'S n0t a r0BLoxiA-" tomatoe tomata. These strangers are all the same in his eyes, another faceless entity.

"Whatever it doesn't matter so long as that annoying tree chewing lizard is gone-"

[ Evil tosses a smooth shaped pebble into the slight murky water. . . Well less murky as he can still see the face of himself staring back in the dark pond.

He pulls from under a knotted tree root another more jagged stone, it cut the flesh of the demon but what did it matter? He'll heal back.

No, Evil blinks back and it's just him, the water, and rooted trees casting harsh shadows against the moonlight. ]

@matt-tlg-detecter

Stalking from the shadows matt detector has been following evil for quite a while and luckily for mtt the poor thing has wondered all along in the woods with nothing for miles.

Perfect for questioning with no interruptions and Perfect to kill evil if mtt doesn't like them or what it's doing with gd.

Currently he's more human looking then monster but still recognizable as a cryptid if your not an idiot, a means of keeping evil from running immediately but not to comfortable with its presence.

Slowly ans quietly it stalks their way towards evil, maybe if evil pays attention he can see matt detectors glowing eyes reflect in the water.

Evil sighs, watching another sink into the depths of the ocean. Honestly what good is anything, What with Gd's messing around with some stupid guy-

"Everything reminds me of him. . . Even those mysterious eyes glowing in the water. . ."

He sighs out loud before doing some thinking and realizing 2 pairs of eyes is 1 too many considering he's the only one here!! MUCH LESS GLOWING!

"Wait what the fuck-"

Mtt wants to laugh at how unobservant evil is, he stills it's approach to evil.

"I suppose my presence is known, I must say your horribly a fool for being all alone on a night like this."

"Who knows what could come around from the darkness and hurt you."

"Not me, at least not yet. I have some questions you don't have the option of not answering."

"Oh look at Timmy tuff knuckles! I can speak like pretentious guy too!"

Evil summons a dramatic black cape and starts making arguably more of a mockery of himself than the random creature he wants to actually annoy. Then again who doesn't he piss off?

"Look at me, observing this mere mortal in the woods I'm quite malevolent and cunning, hehehehehehe, answer my riddles 3-"

Evil cuts the act mid way through and starts just floating around in a rather, annoying, manner.

"Soooooooo, what is it? So you can go along now, I will tell you I'm having a badddddd night. XD"

Look at him, trying to save face as if he wasn't mopping about because of a baddie he fumbled. Typical evil.

This stupid things actions make mtt want to rip evil's throat out but it has to wait.

"What is your relationship with gd, and what is your intentions with him."

"And how likely is he to give up on this useless crusade of his to find this 'guest 1337'."

Mtt idly picks off a chunk of bark from a tree and pulls it apart like one would a flower or leaf, a smidgen due to boredom, mostly due to wanting to intimidate evil.

"Ooooohhhh where do I start with that guy, he's-"

Mtt has no clue what he's asking of Evil or how much evil's gonna yap about Gd, Evil would normally shut down any questioning of Gd but if this is some random-

"Wait, holdddd on, what's he to you? I don't like handing out information to strangers in the dark especially ones I can't see who could be someone dangerous jackass hunting him down."

"And if you are I'm afraid I have nothing for ya and you best be on your way."

Evil's floating around, chewing on some grapes as he shifts around like a jackass, still can't seem to find an angle to see this guy?! How the fuck is he doing that??

Mtt steps a little out of the shadows to reveal some of his more monsterish features but remaining mysteriously in the dark.

#fym ohhhh shii 😭#detectorposting #evil's super evil tag #non cannon lore #and evil's maddddddd

"Oh shiiiiiiit there's more of you guys I forgot, ah, works for me, where do I start with Gd. . . ."

Evil takes a breath, was that too hateful? . . . . . No it's just him speaking his thoughts, to be fair he did tell the ominous Cryptid he was having a bad night. But he really did try.

"As for the Gd thing? I dunno he didn't really disclose much on that."

He shrugged, hoping that ending his casual won't show his bitterness.

@matt-tlg-detector-2-for-rp

[ Evil tosses a smooth shaped pebble into the slight murky water. . . Well less murky as he can still see the face of himself staring back in the dark pond.

He pulls from under a knotted tree root another more jagged stone, it cut the flesh of the demon but what did it matter? He'll heal back.

No, Evil blinks back and it's just him, the water, and rooted trees casting harsh shadows against the moonlight. ]

@matt-tlg-detecter

Stalking from the shadows matt detector has been following evil for quite a while and luckily for mtt the poor thing has wondered all along in the woods with nothing for miles.

Perfect for questioning with no interruptions and Perfect to kill evil if mtt doesn't like them or what it's doing with gd.

Currently he's more human looking then monster but still recognizable as a cryptid if your not an idiot, a means of keeping evil from running immediately but not to comfortable with its presence.

Slowly ans quietly it stalks their way towards evil, maybe if evil pays attention he can see matt detectors glowing eyes reflect in the water.

Evil sighs, watching another sink into the depths of the ocean. Honestly what good is anything, What with Gd's messing around with some stupid guy-

"Everything reminds me of him. . . Even those mysterious eyes glowing in the water. . ."

He sighs out loud before doing some thinking and realizing 2 pairs of eyes is 1 too many considering he's the only one here!! MUCH LESS GLOWING!

"Wait what the fuck-"

Mtt wants to laugh at how unobservant evil is, he stills it's approach to evil.

"I suppose my presence is known, I must say your horribly a fool for being all alone on a night like this."

"Who knows what could come around from the darkness and hurt you."

"Not me, at least not yet. I have some questions you don't have the option of not answering."

"Oh look at Timmy tuff knuckles! I can speak like pretentious guy too!"

Evil summons a dramatic black cape and starts making arguably more of a mockery of himself than the random creature he wants to actually annoy. Then again who doesn't he piss off?

"Look at me, observing this mere mortal in the woods I'm quite malevolent and cunning, hehehehehehe, answer my riddles 3-"

Evil cuts the act mid way through and starts just floating around in a rather, annoying, manner.

"Soooooooo, what is it? So you can go along now, I will tell you I'm having a badddddd night. XD"

Look at him, trying to save face as if he wasn't mopping about because of a baddie he fumbled. Typical evil.

This stupid things actions make mtt want to rip evil's throat out but it has to wait.

"What is your relationship with gd, and what is your intentions with him."

"And how likely is he to give up on this useless crusade of his to find this 'guest 1337'."

Mtt idly picks off a chunk of bark from a tree and pulls it apart like one would a flower or leaf, a smidgen due to boredom, mostly due to wanting to intimidate evil.

#detectorposting #non canon rp #evil's super evil tag #EVIL BEING RESPONSIBLE?!

"Ooooohhhh where do I start with that guy, he's-"

Mtt has no clue what he's asking of Evil or how much evil's gonna yap about Gd, Evil would normally shut down any questioning of Gd but if this is some random-

"Wait, holdddd on, what's he to you? I don't like handing out information to strangers in the dark especially ones I can't see who could be someone dangerous jackass hunting him down."

"And if you are I'm afraid I have nothing for ya and you best be on your way."

Evil's floating around, chewing on some grapes as he shifts around like a jackass, still can't seem to find an angle to see this guy?! How the fuck is he doing that??

[ Evil tosses a smooth shaped pebble into the slight murky water. . . Well less murky as he can still see the face of himself staring back in the dark pond.

He pulls from under a knotted tree root another more jagged stone, it cut the flesh of the demon but what did it matter? He'll heal back.

No, Evil blinks back and it's just him, the water, and rooted trees casting harsh shadows against the moonlight. ]

@matt-tlg-detecter

Stalking from the shadows matt detector has been following evil for quite a while and luckily for mtt the poor thing has wondered all along in the woods with nothing for miles.

Perfect for questioning with no interruptions and Perfect to kill evil if mtt doesn't like them or what it's doing with gd.

Currently he's more human looking then monster but still recognizable as a cryptid if your not an idiot, a means of keeping evil from running immediately but not to comfortable with its presence.

Slowly ans quietly it stalks their way towards evil, maybe if evil pays attention he can see matt detectors glowing eyes reflect in the water.

Evil sighs, watching another sink into the depths of the ocean. Honestly what good is anything, What with Gd's messing around with some stupid guy-

"Everything reminds me of him. . . Even those mysterious eyes glowing in the water. . ."

He sighs out loud before doing some thinking and realizing 2 pairs of eyes is 1 too many considering he's the only one here!! MUCH LESS GLOWING!

"Wait what the fuck-"

Mtt wants to laugh at how unobservant evil is, he stills it's approach to evil.

"I suppose my presence is known, I must say your horribly a fool for being all alone on a night like this."

"Who knows what could come around from the darkness and hurt you."

"Not me, at least not yet. I have some questions you don't have the option of not answering."

#detectorposting #non canon rp #evil's super evil tag

"Oh look at Timmy tuff knuckles! I can speak like pretentious guy too!"

Evil summons a dramatic black cape and starts making arguably more of a mockery of himself than the random creature he wants to actually annoy. Then again who doesn't he piss off?

"Look at me, observing this mere mortal in the woods I'm quite malevolent and cunning, hehehehehehe, answer my riddles 3-"

Evil cuts the act mid way through and starts just floating around in a rather, annoying, manner.

"Soooooooo, what is it? So you can go along now, I will tell you I'm having a badddddd night. XD"

Look at him, trying to save face as if he wasn't mopping about because of a baddie he fumbled. Typical evil.

[ Evil tosses a smooth shaped pebble into the slight murky water. . . Well less murky as he can still see the face of himself staring back in the dark pond.

He pulls from under a knotted tree root another more jagged stone, it cut the flesh of the demon but what did it matter? He'll heal back.

No, Evil blinks back and it's just him, the water, and rooted trees casting harsh shadows against the moonlight. ]

@matt-tlg-detecter

Stalking from the shadows matt detector has been following evil for quite a while and luckily for mtt the poor thing has wondered all along in the woods with nothing for miles.

Perfect for questioning with no interruptions and Perfect to kill evil if mtt doesn't like them or what it's doing with gd.

Currently he's more human looking then monster but still recognizable as a cryptid if your not an idiot, a means of keeping evil from running immediately but not to comfortable with its presence.

Slowly ans quietly it stalks their way towards evil, maybe if evil pays attention he can see matt detectors glowing eyes reflect in the water.