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@evil-ilia
Hi! It is I, evil Ilia! I hate evil epona, and love when evil twilight overworks her, as he often did before he abandoned her to do evil things. May evil and chaos reign supreme.
Edit: I will evilly answer any question you have for me
ooc: please ask me things, I’m bored
love how every few months there’s a different LU trend/unofficial event. remember the evils? now we’re stabbing Four? hehe
We’re still here. >:D
Hey People, All Of You Behave Super Well So I Call For Pizzas and...
Oh. They Vanished Like Dust. Not Again.
Evil Warriors Is Alone Again.
*I burst out of your walls*
Hey, don’t be alone, that’s not very evil! I’ve been in your walls for days! >:3
Oh, Evil Ilia, You Always So Evilly Caring! You Want Evil Cookies?
GASP, that’s so evil of you! And of course I want evil cookies!!! >:D
Hey People, All Of You Behave Super Well So I Call For Pizzas and...
Oh. They Vanished Like Dust. Not Again.
Evil Warriors Is Alone Again.
*I burst out of your walls*
Hey, don’t be alone, that’s not very evil! I’ve been in your walls for days! >:3
*Peaks head through door*
Out of curiosity, is the LU fandom still evil or did the blorbo polls slap that out of it like a wet tortilla to the face?
oh hi I didn't see you there
*stabs you*
oh sorry
*stabs you again*
accident
*stab stab*
alr goodbye! *disappears*
Wh-
Hey! >:(
That was rude!
*Her words slurr as she says that, moving to sit as she bleeds out. She can’t do more than wait for someone to find her. She never had to worry about being attacked before, despite being evil, and doesn’t carry any first aid supplies, not even bandages*
Goodness! Are you ok?
*He drops to his knees next to you, pulling a potion out of his bag*
Drink this!
… So long as chaos can reign supreme I will always be okay… if I’m able to contribute.
*She takes the potion and drinks it, grimacing at the taste* Eugh, how do you put up with that????? That’s almost worse than good and order! Thanks for the potion, by the way. Any chaos you’d like me to cause as thanks? >:3
*She is still clearly in discomfort after the potion, but she’s just obsessed with chaos. And it’s not like it’s pain anymore, it’s just sore*
Oh uh... i dont really do that...
*He shrugs, putting away the empty bottle*
Whatever suits you, I guess. Try to always keep healing supplies on you, though. Death doesnt discriminate.
Fair. I know chaos isn’t for everyone. Doesn’t stop me though! >:D
Yeah, I will. This is just the first time I’ve had any bad injuries, especially far enough from Ordon that I can’t just use the (limited) supplies we keep there.
Nope, death is neutral. Everyone knows that! >:P
Ordon? Where's that?
*He tilts his head curiously*
*She gets up from where she was sitting on the ground*
It’s the village I live in. Link-well, Twilight(or evil Twilight) as you know him, grew up there too.
*She looks down at her clothes and pouts* Awwww, I liked this dress! Now I have to either replace it or clean out the bloodstains AND repair the holesssss >:((((((
Oh! I haven't met him.
*He glances at the clothes with a critical eye*
Soak em in cold water and agitate the fabric.
*He stands as well, dusting himself off*
I dont know your hurule too well, but most of the castle towns I've seen have decent prices for healing supplies.
I see. You should. Just…. Be warned that he’s very…. Cat-like. Literally. He will “UwU” in real life.
*She sighs* yeah, I know how to clean out bloodstains. You think I haven’t had to do that before? I’m a woman. It’s just a pain, and takes both time and effort.
It does, but only since Malo took over the castle town shop. Kakariko has a bunch of healing stuff too, but that’s more based on the Eldin hot springs and the spring in the village. Ordon has a healing spring too, it was just too far for me to get to.
Ill keep that in mind, but i figured you knew. It can be difficult even if you do know. I recommend stocking up, evil or not. It was nice meeting you! Even if the circumstances were unfortunate.
*He smiles at you and starts to turn away but pauses.*
Is there anything else you need help with?
Yeah. And nope, the stab was all I really needed help with, have a ln evil day! >:3
Or, whatever you use instead of evil. So long as it isn’t good.
Well you have an evil day?
*he seems a bit confused, but he's got the spirit. He turns and wakes away with a small wave*
Thank you! >:3
*She waves back*
oh hi I didn't see you there
*stabs you*
oh sorry
*stabs you again*
accident
*stab stab*
alr goodbye! *disappears*
Wh-
Hey! >:(
That was rude!
*Her words slurr as she says that, moving to sit as she bleeds out. She can’t do more than wait for someone to find her. She never had to worry about being attacked before, despite being evil, and doesn’t carry any first aid supplies, not even bandages*
Goodness! Are you ok?
*He drops to his knees next to you, pulling a potion out of his bag*
Drink this!
… So long as chaos can reign supreme I will always be okay… if I’m able to contribute.
*She takes the potion and drinks it, grimacing at the taste* Eugh, how do you put up with that????? That’s almost worse than good and order! Thanks for the potion, by the way. Any chaos you’d like me to cause as thanks? >:3
*She is still clearly in discomfort after the potion, but she’s just obsessed with chaos. And it’s not like it’s pain anymore, it’s just sore*
Oh uh... i dont really do that...
*He shrugs, putting away the empty bottle*
Whatever suits you, I guess. Try to always keep healing supplies on you, though. Death doesnt discriminate.
Fair. I know chaos isn’t for everyone. Doesn’t stop me though! >:D
Yeah, I will. This is just the first time I’ve had any bad injuries, especially far enough from Ordon that I can’t just use the (limited) supplies we keep there.
Nope, death is neutral. Everyone knows that! >:P
Ordon? Where's that?
*He tilts his head curiously*
*She gets up from where she was sitting on the ground*
It’s the village I live in. Link-well, Twilight(or evil Twilight) as you know him, grew up there too.
*She looks down at her clothes and pouts* Awwww, I liked this dress! Now I have to either replace it or clean out the bloodstains AND repair the holesssss >:((((((
Oh! I haven't met him.
*He glances at the clothes with a critical eye*
Soak em in cold water and agitate the fabric.
*He stands as well, dusting himself off*
I dont know your hurule too well, but most of the castle towns I've seen have decent prices for healing supplies.
I see. You should. Just…. Be warned that he’s very…. Cat-like. Literally. He will “UwU” in real life.
*She sighs* yeah, I know how to clean out bloodstains. You think I haven’t had to do that before? I’m a woman. It’s just a pain, and takes both time and effort.
It does, but only since Malo took over the castle town shop. Kakariko has a bunch of healing stuff too, but that’s more based on the Eldin hot springs and the spring in the village. Ordon has a healing spring too, it was just too far for me to get to.
Ill keep that in mind, but i figured you knew. It can be difficult even if you do know. I recommend stocking up, evil or not. It was nice meeting you! Even if the circumstances were unfortunate.
*He smiles at you and starts to turn away but pauses.*
Is there anything else you need help with?
Yeah. And nope, the stab was all I really needed help with, have a ln evil day! >:3
Or, whatever you use instead of evil. So long as it isn’t good.
oh hi I didn't see you there
*stabs you*
oh sorry
*stabs you again*
accident
*stab stab*
alr goodbye! *disappears*
Wh-
Hey! >:(
That was rude!
*Her words slurr as she says that, moving to sit as she bleeds out. She can’t do more than wait for someone to find her. She never had to worry about being attacked before, despite being evil, and doesn’t carry any first aid supplies, not even bandages*
Goodness! Are you ok?
*He drops to his knees next to you, pulling a potion out of his bag*
Drink this!
… So long as chaos can reign supreme I will always be okay… if I’m able to contribute.
*She takes the potion and drinks it, grimacing at the taste* Eugh, how do you put up with that????? That’s almost worse than good and order! Thanks for the potion, by the way. Any chaos you’d like me to cause as thanks? >:3
*She is still clearly in discomfort after the potion, but she’s just obsessed with chaos. And it’s not like it’s pain anymore, it’s just sore*
Oh uh... i dont really do that...
*He shrugs, putting away the empty bottle*
Whatever suits you, I guess. Try to always keep healing supplies on you, though. Death doesnt discriminate.
Fair. I know chaos isn’t for everyone. Doesn’t stop me though! >:D
Yeah, I will. This is just the first time I’ve had any bad injuries, especially far enough from Ordon that I can’t just use the (limited) supplies we keep there.
Nope, death is neutral. Everyone knows that! >:P
Ordon? Where's that?
*He tilts his head curiously*
*She gets up from where she was sitting on the ground*
It’s the village I live in. Link-well, Twilight(or evil Twilight) as you know him, grew up there too.
*She looks down at her clothes and pouts* Awwww, I liked this dress! Now I have to either replace it or clean out the bloodstains AND repair the holesssss >:((((((
Oh! I haven't met him.
*He glances at the clothes with a critical eye*
Soak em in cold water and agitate the fabric.
*He stands as well, dusting himself off*
I dont know your hurule too well, but most of the castle towns I've seen have decent prices for healing supplies.
I see. You should. Just…. Be warned that he’s very…. Cat-like. Literally. He will “UwU” in real life.
*She sighs* yeah, I know how to clean out bloodstains. You think I haven’t had to do that before? I’m a woman. It’s just a pain, and takes both time and effort.
It does, but only since Malo took over the castle town shop. Kakariko has a bunch of healing stuff too, but that’s more based on the Eldin hot springs and the spring in the village. Ordon has a healing spring too, it was just too far for me to get to.
oh hi I didn't see you there
*stabs you*
oh sorry
*stabs you again*
accident
*stab stab*
alr goodbye! *disappears*
Wh-
Hey! >:(
That was rude!
*Her words slurr as she says that, moving to sit as she bleeds out. She can’t do more than wait for someone to find her. She never had to worry about being attacked before, despite being evil, and doesn’t carry any first aid supplies, not even bandages*
Goodness! Are you ok?
*He drops to his knees next to you, pulling a potion out of his bag*
Drink this!
… So long as chaos can reign supreme I will always be okay… if I’m able to contribute.
*She takes the potion and drinks it, grimacing at the taste* Eugh, how do you put up with that????? That’s almost worse than good and order! Thanks for the potion, by the way. Any chaos you’d like me to cause as thanks? >:3
*She is still clearly in discomfort after the potion, but she’s just obsessed with chaos. And it’s not like it’s pain anymore, it’s just sore*
Oh uh... i dont really do that...
*He shrugs, putting away the empty bottle*
Whatever suits you, I guess. Try to always keep healing supplies on you, though. Death doesnt discriminate.
Fair. I know chaos isn’t for everyone. Doesn’t stop me though! >:D
Yeah, I will. This is just the first time I’ve had any bad injuries, especially far enough from Ordon that I can’t just use the (limited) supplies we keep there.
Nope, death is neutral. Everyone knows that! >:P
Ordon? Where's that?
*He tilts his head curiously*
*She gets up from where she was sitting on the ground*
It’s the village I live in. Link-well, Twilight(or evil Twilight) as you know him, grew up there too.
*She looks down at her clothes and pouts* Awwww, I liked this dress! Now I have to either replace it or clean out the bloodstains AND repair the holesssss >:((((((
oh hi I didn't see you there
*stabs you*
oh sorry
*stabs you again*
accident
*stab stab*
alr goodbye! *disappears*
Wh-
Hey! >:(
That was rude!
*Her words slurr as she says that, moving to sit as she bleeds out. She can’t do more than wait for someone to find her. She never had to worry about being attacked before, despite being evil, and doesn’t carry any first aid supplies, not even bandages*
Goodness! Are you ok?
*He drops to his knees next to you, pulling a potion out of his bag*
Drink this!
… So long as chaos can reign supreme I will always be okay… if I’m able to contribute.
*She takes the potion and drinks it, grimacing at the taste* Eugh, how do you put up with that????? That’s almost worse than good and order! Thanks for the potion, by the way. Any chaos you’d like me to cause as thanks? >:3
*She is still clearly in discomfort after the potion, but she’s just obsessed with chaos. And it’s not like it’s pain anymore, it’s just sore*
Oh uh... i dont really do that...
*He shrugs, putting away the empty bottle*
Whatever suits you, I guess. Try to always keep healing supplies on you, though. Death doesnt discriminate.
Fair. I know chaos isn’t for everyone. Doesn’t stop me though! >:D
Yeah, I will. This is just the first time I’ve had any bad injuries, especially far enough from Ordon that I can’t just use the (limited) supplies we keep there.
Nope, death is neutral. Everyone knows that! >:P
oh hi I didn't see you there
*stabs you*
oh sorry
*stabs you again*
accident
*stab stab*
alr goodbye! *disappears*
Wh-
Hey! >:(
That was rude!
*Her words slurr as she says that, moving to sit as she bleeds out. She can’t do more than wait for someone to find her. She never had to worry about being attacked before, despite being evil, and doesn’t carry any first aid supplies, not even bandages*
Goodness! Are you ok?
*He drops to his knees next to you, pulling a potion out of his bag*
Drink this!
… So long as chaos can reign supreme I will always be okay… if I’m able to contribute.
*She takes the potion and drinks it, grimacing at the taste* Eugh, how do you put up with that????? That’s almost worse than good and order! Thanks for the potion, by the way. Any chaos you’d like me to cause as thanks? >:3
*She is still clearly in discomfort after the potion, but she’s just obsessed with chaos. And it’s not like it’s pain anymore, it’s just sore*
oh hi I didn't see you there
*stabs you*
oh sorry
*stabs you again*
accident
*stab stab*
alr goodbye! *disappears*
Wh-
Hey! >:(
That was rude!
*Her words slurr as she says that, moving to sit as she bleeds out. She can’t do more than wait for someone to find her. She never had to worry about being attacked before, despite being evil, and doesn’t carry any first aid supplies, not even bandages*
"Ilia-!" [I yell as I approach her excitedly, a big smile on my face. It quickly fades when I get close enough to see her inverted colors and unnerving smile.]
"Ilia..? What-? What's happened? You look....."
- @the-real-lu-twilight
I’m evil. >:3
Also-nothing happened. I’ve always been evil >:D
It’s coming.
-@evil-ilia
…?????
>:3
Hey. >:3
-@evil-ilia
Ilia?!? Why do ya- why do ya look like that??
Look like what?
Do you mean the inversion from your color scheme? If so, then it’s just what us Evils look like! >:P
Evil?!? Ilia, what happened?? Why are you evil??
First, I’ve always been this way, I’m from a different universe from you, good twilight. Also, because it’s fun! >:D
"Q: so you're evil, what's that like?"
— from kerfuffle ( @i-am-a-living-god ), delivered by messenger-cat
Fun. Amazing. Chaotic. Take your pick >:D
"Q: tell me about a very cool rock or plant you found once"
— from kerfuffle ( @i-am-a-living-god ), delivered by messenger-cat
Not sure if it counts as a rock, but I once found a bottle with something—I think it was a soul of some sort?—inside it labeled “do not touch. That means you Ravio”. I immediately sold it to Ravio. >:3
