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I was thinking about why so many in the radical left participate in "speedrunning". The reason is the left's lack of work ethic ('go fast' rather than 'do it right') and, in a Petersonian sense, to elevate alternative sexual archetypes in the marketplace ('fastest mario'). Obviously, there are exceptions to this and some people more in the center or right also "speedrun". However, they more than sufficient to prove the rule, rather than contrast it. Consider how woke GDQ has been, almost since the very beginning. Your eyes will start to open.

Returning to the topic of the work ethic... A "speedrunner" may well spend hours a day at their craft, but this is ultimately a meaningless exercise, since they will ultimately accomplish exactly that which is done in less collective time by a casual player. This is thus a waste of effort on the behalf of the "speedrunner". Put more simply, they are spending their work effort on something that someone else has already done (and done in a way deemed 'correct' by the creator of the artwork).

Why do they do this? The answer is quite obvious if you think about it. The goal is the illusion of speed and the desire (SUBCONSCIOUS) to promote radical leftist, borderline Communist ideals of how easy work is. Everyone always says that "speedruns" look easy. That is part of the aesthetic.

Think about the phrase "fully automated luxury Communism" in the context of "speedrunning" and I strongly suspect that things will start to 'click' in your mind. What happens to the individual in this? Individual accomplishment in "speedrunning" is simply waiting for another person to steal your techniques in order to defeat you. Where is something like "intellectual property" or "patent" in this necessarily communitarian process? Now, as to the sexual archetype model and 'speedrunning' generally... If you have any passing familiarity with Jordan Peterson's broader oeuvre and of Jungian psychology, you likely already know where I am going with this.

However, I will say more for the uninitiated. Keep this passage from Maps of Meaning (91) in mind:

"The Archetypal Son... continually reconstructs defined territory, as a consequence of the 'assimilation' of the unknown [as a consequence of 'incestuous' (that is, 'sexual' – read creative) union with the Great Mother]"

In other words, there is a connection between 'sexuality' and creativity that we see throughout time (as Peterson points out with Tiamat and other examples). In the sexual marketplace, which archetypes are simultaneously deemed the most creative and valued the highest?

The answer is obviously entrepreneurs like Elon Musk and others. Given that we evolved and each thing we do must have an evolutionary purpose (OR CAUSE), what archetype is the 'speedrunner' engaged in, who is accomplishing nothing new? They are aiming to make a new sexual archetype, based upon 'speed' rather than 'doing things right' and refuse ownership of what few innovations they can provide to their own scene, denying creativity within their very own sexual archetype.

This is necessarily leftist. The obvious protest to this would be the 'glitchless 100% run', which in many ways does aim to play the game 'as intended' but seems to simply add the element of 'speed' to the equation. This objection is ultimately meaningless when one considers how long a game is intended to be played, in net, by the creators, even when under '100%' conditions. There is still time and effort wasted for no reason other than the ones I proposed above.

By now, I am sure that I have bothered a number of you and rustled quite a few of your feathers. I am not saying that 'speedrunning' is bad, but rather that, thinking about the topic philosophically, there are dangerous elements within it. That is all.

I am on hiatus. I will not come back until further notice.

putting this here so i can remember my greatness

#aka so i can find it more easily i am not evil king magolor i prommy

Hello… People, my name is Magolor. The face behind the recent attempted takeover of the universe and the owner of the Lor Starcutter. I just wanted to take a moment and reflect, as it has been a really wild, um… Last week or so for me. I wanted to first say, um, I would like to take full accountability for my words, and I want to apologize from the bottom of my heart… For the words that I said that triggered each and every one of you in the ways that it triggered you in a positive, negative, or in between style of way. I sincerely from the bottom of my heart, apologize, that MY WORDS, and MY EXPRESSION in that moment, had triggered so many of you. I apologize. For that. That was not my intention. I was being harassed by two spheres prior to the videos that I posted at my free will, and that was the EIGHTH sphere in two months to harass me. Not including my ex-friend which y'all know the story about. So, I just wanted to show you- to give you a little glimpse into the WHY, I said those words that were so TRIGGERING to everybody else in the world. So I apologize, sincerely, that my words… In that experience that I encountered, triggered each and every one of you. I apologize, SINCERELY, that every one of you that was triggered by MY WORDS, have never experienced something like I've experienced before. So you have no idea what it's like to walk a day in my shoes. So I APOLOGIZE that y'all have not experienced my experience personally to be able to resonate, and understand, and EMPATHISE, and SYMPATHISE with what… Lead to that moment in time in space to begin with.

You 🤠 🌟 👉 may 🤷📅 🎡 😈🐝 think 🤔 🤔 🧠🧐 this is pure 😘 😘 😘 bullshit, 💩 🤢🤡 🤢🤡 but ⭐ 🍑 🤗 you’re 😎🙅 👹 👆 actually 🚟 😳 😳 wrong.

😟 ❌ 😟 Forgive me 💁🏻‍♂️ 😼 💦🔫 for 🕓 🚣🏻 👨🍆 that 🤒 🤔🚟 👑 I 🧠👅 🎥😇 👨 am 😔 👏👐👱 😜 going 👉 🏃🏿🖤 😒 to intentionally derail my 😊😊😊😀😊😊😊😊 🙋🙋 🤡 blog off 📴 😍 📴📴📴 the rails 🚈 🚈 🚈 becuase I 😈 😫👨 😇 can’t 😰 💃 🔫🔫 take 💅💎 😀 💅 it anymore 🔥 😫😵 😫😵 and I’m ☝️ 🙅‍♂️ 👈 literally 💯 👀 🥰 at my 👈 🧜🏻‍♀️ 😊 fucking 😈 🙊 🙇🏻😫 limit. 💃 💃 💃 How 😐 🤔 🐼 many 👬 👬 👬 more 😩 🙅 ➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕ motherfuckers 🦠🦠 🦠🦠 🦠🦠 out 👈 🤬🤬 😛 there 😌 💋 🔽 are gonna 🎁➡️➡️👤⬆️ 🎁➡️➡️👤⬆️ 🥵 block 🌚😈🔮💯 🌚😈🔮💯 🌚😈🔮💯 me 😎 😭 🙄 for 😤 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣1️⃣ 🎉🥵😩 🤦🏻‍♂️ ludicrous reasons? 🌟 🤔 🌟 Honestly, 😇 😇 😇 it’s gotta 📷 🧩 😼 stop ⏹ ✋😡 🖐 because 💨 ➡️ 🤷 I’m 👱👏 💘 👀💰 actually ✅ 😬 🤔 a better 🎰 😵 🎰 person 👫 🏻 👫 than 👩‍❤️‍👨📈 😻 😽 they 🙉 💁💁💁 🏽 think 💭 🤖🤖 💭🤔 I 😎 🏿 🥺 am. 🔞 💦 😩 I’m 😂😂 💁 👌 not 👎 😠 🙅🙅 some 👽 💁 🙄 kind 🤗🙁 🙁 💁🏼‍♂️ of social 👫🏼 👫🏼 👫🏼 media 📝 📞 📞 villain; 😈 😈 😈 I’m 😂 👱 💆🏼 just 👏 😬🗼 😬 a free-thinking man 👨‍🔬 👨‍👧‍👦 👨‍👨‍👧‍👦 with feelings, 😁 😭 😭 opinions, 👏👏 😤 👀 strengths, weaknesses, and most 🍌 🦊👥 💯😃 importantly, a life. 🧬 😛 😂👨

Those 👉 👉🅱️ 👉👉 goddamn 🥾 🥾 🥾 idiots 😜 🤔 🤔 blocked 🚫 🚫 📷 me 👧 😭 💻 because 👄 🚱❕ 🚱❕ I’m 💥 🏰 💘 friends 👬 👫👬👭 👯👯‍♂️👯‍♀️ with someone 🧍 👤 😒 who ❓ 🤷 🤷 was wrongfully accused of something 👤❔ 😅 😅 he 👥 👨🏻 👨🏾 never 📷 ✖️ ❌ did 🏿👏 🦎 🏿👏 and they 💥 👩‍👩‍👦‍👦 🏽 still ⏰👠 🤞🙌 ⏰👠 believe 😱 🌈 🌈 he 💁‍♂️ 📷 👨🏻 did 🦎 🦎 🍷 do 😶 😒 🚶‍♂️ it, even 🌑🌑 🤨 🌓 to this day? 👆 🌞 📅 That 😐🍆 🐖⚪ 🤐😐😳😐 is complete 🚫 😎 ✅🚫 bullshit, 🤢🤡 💩 🤢🤡 to put 😏🏻 🚮 🤚 it lightly. How 😱 🌹 💯🤔 about 💦 💥 💥 for 💯😣 🔄👉 😤 simply 😡 😡 😡 saying 😏 👄 🤢 some 🌽 😋 💯 stupid 🚫 🚫 🤦‍♂️ shit 💩💩💩 💩 💩 and some 💥💥 👱🏻‍♀️ 👆 other 👪 💰 😖 posts 📱💻 📱💻 📱💻 I 🙋 😮‍💨 🙋‍♂️ reblogged in 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣0️⃣ 💖 👉 the past? 💦 💦 💦 People 👶 😷🤯 🤖🤖🤖 have 🈶 🈶 🙂 done 🔨 ✔ 🔨 that 💝 😐 😈 to me, 🐽 💕🌐 🧚‍♂️ too, 😭😍 😱 ‼️⁉️‼️ and I 😊 😊 👹 must 🔒 🙋👏 👫 admit, I 😀 😇 👉🤳 am 🏻 👏 🏃🏻💨 actually 😳 🤔 😳 sorry 🤖🤖🤖 🥲 😲 for 4️⃣ ⌛🎁 😇 all 💯 💯 😢🙍 of that, 👌😤 🏭 🔪 but 🤔 🍑 🍑🔮🤔 I 👓 😀 👥 can’t 🔫 💦💦 😨 make 💘 🥺 💘 a promise 🤞 🤞 🤞 that 😐🆕 🥰😇✨ 😻 such 🏼 📶 📶 content 🌎 🌎 🌎 will 😏 👏 ✍️✍️ not ❌ 🔕 🚯 be 🐝 😏👦😠 😳 seen 💭 👀🙄 👀 again ❌😬 🔄 🔄 cuz ✨ ✨ ✨ y’know, 💀 💀 💀 shit 😕💩 👋🎃 💩 happens 💦🍆😍 💦🍆😍 👀😱🍃 sometimes. 😏 ✨

🕐 Now ❓❗❓❗❓❗❓❗ 💻 💪🏋️ what 😦 🤷‍♀️ 👉 about ✨ 💦 💦 some ⌚ 🐓 💵 dumbasses who ❓ 🤔💭 💁 thought 💭 💭 💭 it was a great 😁 🇬🇧 ⭕🔶🔹🔴🔷🔸 idea 💡 💡 💡 to simply 😡 😡 😡 block 🌚😈🔮💯 🌚😈🔮💯 🌚😈🔮💯 me 🤲 👉😎 😼 for 🌼 🐤💰🎅😙 👻 literally 👌 😂 🥰 no 🛸 👎 😣 reason? 💬 🌟 💬 Well, 😦 😃 🤷🏾‍♂️ I’ve ❄️🔥 🤩 😔🧚‍♂️✨👧 seen 👀 👀 👀 that 👉 💰😳 😤 several 💯 🤓✨ 💯💯 times. 🕛 😆⏰

💫 Strangely enough, 🕑💦 🙅‍♀️ 💦💦 SOMEBODY 👤 👤 👤 literally 👌 💯👌🏻 👌 blocked 📷 🚫 📷 me 👉👩 👩🏻 🤩 minutes 🕒 1️⃣5️⃣ 🦎 🕤 after 2️⃣ 2️⃣ 🙈 👀 I 😀 😊 👅 first 🍃🌸 👆 👆 arrived 🎅🙌 🎅🙌 🎅 here 😔 ✋ ‼️ (and I’m 👌 💘 💯🦆 still ◀️ 🧚🏻‍♂️ 👠 blocked 🚫 🚫 📷 by 😈 👷 😈 him 📞😤 💕 💦🏿 to this day). 🆗✅👋 🚨 🥺😩👿😰 Well, 👀 😦 🤷🏾‍♂️ that’s 😐🔕 🦎 😤 an awfully rude 😡 💨 💨 way ↕️ 🥱😖 ❌ of saying, 😏 ✨ 🦄 “Welcome 😋 💋 💋 to the hellsite, enjoy 🎡 🎡 💯 your 👈 😇 💦 stay.” 🚉🧍‍♂️ 💒

😙 In 1️⃣4️⃣9️⃣2️⃣ 🧸 😭 November, 🍁 🦔 🍁 a bunch 🍼 🍼 🍼 of people 👩‍👩‍👧‍👦 👫 👫👬👭 (the same 🏆🤷 🖕😯 👢💞🍃👭💩💩 ones 💯 🩱 💫 who 😡 👀 💁 falsely accused my 🤠 🧜🏻‍♀️ 🙈 friend) 😕 👬 👩 blocked 🚫 🚫 📷 me 😳😭 😭 🧼 because ✅ ❌👮 👲🏽 I 🙋 💰 👈💯 found 🔎⏳ 🔎⏳ 🔎⏳ the imposter 🚫 😡😤 🚫 follower among 💰 🇷🇴 💰 the 6 👆🤘 💪 💪🏠 (plus ➕ ➕ ➕ myself 😉 👈 🎊 cuz ✨ ✨ ✨ apparently 🔎 🔎 🔎 you 👈 🏻😛 👈☝🏻 can 💦 💦😜 💦😜 follow 👣👣 👣 👣👣 your 😈 🤌🏻 👉 own 💌 🏨⬜ 😠 sideblogs) those 😱👉 👉👞 👞👞 who ❓👏 💁 😡 followed 😣 😣 😣 my 😎 🔒 ✨ former roleplaying 😩 😩 😩 blog.

I 👆 💅 👀 quickly 🍑🆘⏰ 🏃🏼‍♀️🏃🏼‍♀️ ⏰ realized 💡 💡 💡 it and then ❓👱 😮 😮 I 👩 😻 🤠 was like, 💖 👍 😭 “This person 🔫 💅 🏻 isn’t 👏⛔🗺️ ❌ ❌❌ allowed 😖 😖 🙅🏻‍♀️ here 😶 😩 🔪🔥 cuz ✨ ✨ ✨ they 🏾 👩‍👩‍👦‍👦 👥 blocked 🚫 🚫 🚫 my 💪 👨 🙊 main!” It didn’t ❌ 😊 🙅 take 👏🏼 💅 🐤 long 😳 🔟 😳 for 🧍‍♀️ 💯😣 📂 me 🤪 🏃 💁🏽‍♀️ to become 😌 😌 😌 so embarrassed 😳🤦🤦😳🤦😳 😊 😊 about 🥴 😡💦 💦 it that 🤨 😩💰 😝🍑 I 💪 😱 🧒 would 👪 😏 🍬 shortly 👌🏾 👌🏾 👌🏾 delete 🔋😠 🔋😠 🔋😠 that 👄 😾 👉 post 🚩 📯 📯 alongside with the reblog that 🤔🚟 👎👅 😐 came 💦💦 😏 💦 with it.

And lastly, who 🤷👫 😂🤷 🤔💭 the fuck 😏 👉👌 🐷 thought 💭 💭 💭 it was a good 🙏 🌗 👌 idea 💡 💭 💭 to block 🌚😈🔮💯 🌚😈🔮💯 🌚😈🔮💯 me 🏾 👈 🍭 for 🍆 😎😎 🔜🍆 both 👦 👬 🌜 discovering an old 👴 👴👵 📺 headcanon (which 🥙🐱 🥙🐱 👏 I 😞😍😍🥰😘😍 😐👌👈 😎 no ❌🙅 👎 😱 longer 💃🕺💃🕺 💃🕺💃🕺 💃🕺💃🕺 like 😗 😄👍 🦊 anymore) 💔 😒 💔 and abruptly discontinuing the whole 🐧 💦😍 🎡 roleplaying 😩 😩 😩 scheme? About 😗 💦 💦 a week ❗ 💦🍑😹 💦🍑😹 ago, 🔙 🔙 😅 some 💦 👱🏻‍♀️ 👆 people 👩‍👩‍👧 👨 👶 found 🔎⏳ 🔍 🔎 a headcanon post 📝 🏣 📯 I 😀😀 😀 💧 made 😹😹😹😹 🎁 🎭 months 🈷️ 📆 🈷️ ago. 🔙 😅 😅 One 1️⃣ 1️⃣ 🤜👀 1️⃣ 👊 🤜👀 of those 😱👉 👞👞 👉 headcanons was that 🚔👼🚟 🚔👼🚟 👹 Magolor is a conservative. 🧠 🧠 🧠 Someone 🧍 👤 🧍 asked ❓ ❓ 🙏 me 💬🤗 💕 🥰 if I 👥 😔 🧚‍♀️ actually 💍😤 💍😤 😤😳👀 was the man 👨 👨 👫 behind 👟💥 🍑 🍑 it, so I 👥 💰 🍧 replied 👉🏾 🔁 👉🏾 with a yes. 👍 👍👍👍 😷 I 😊 👥 👨 then 🤖🤖 🏿🙈 💦 reblogged that 🛫 👏 👉👉👉👉👉 post 🚩 🏤 🏤 via 💰💰 💰💰 💰💰 my ❄️🔥 🧜🏻‍♀️ 🤡 ex-roleplaying blog with a response that’s 🙏🏻 ✋ 👨👉 kinda 🍕🙅 🍕 🍕🙅 like 😄 👬 👬 this, “That’s 🤬 🎊 😏😐 kinda 😡 🍕 😡 true, 💯 💯 🥶 but 👄 🍑 😥😥😥 I’m 🥼 🤯 🌷🎂💵 actually 💍😤 😳 ❓📝 more 1️⃣ 😏😏 ➕ of a conservative-leaning free-thinker.” Do 😐 👌 🦋 I 💰 🙋‍♂️ 😞😍😍🥰😘😍 headcanon that? 🏻👉 🙏 😐 Yes. 👍👍👍 😷 👍 Shortly 👌🏾 👌🏾 👌🏾 after 💀👀 👀 👀 making 🖕 ☝️ 🌟 that 🍆 😤 🏻 post, 🏤 🏤 🚩 my 🙊 🙈 👈👈 Kirby blog (the ex_roleplaying blog) was invaded by 😈😈 😡 ☠️ other 🏾👈 😍🥰😈 🏾👈 txt blogs, most 👏👉 💯 👉 of them ➡️😇 😘 💦 being 😩 ❌ ❌ ran 🏃 🔒🏣♍ 🔒🏣♍ by 😡 😡 👷😗 people 👫 👮🏼‍♂️ 👪 who 🔭❓ ⁉️ 👿 blocked 📷 🚫 📷 off 💦 🥜🍌💦💦 🍌💦 my 💕👧 ✌️ 👋 main.

Minutes 🕑 4️⃣7️⃣3️⃣🕥 🕥 later, 😁👋 🕑 🍩 after 😌 👀 👀💯 they 💁 👥👨 👩‍👩‍👦‍👦 spelled out 💧 🔍 🚩🍰🆔💪🏽 “kung fu 😊👀 😊👉 😊👀 penis”, 🍆 🎄 🍆 I 😊 👄 🐑😎 announced the indefinite discontinuation of magolor.txt because 💁 🐕 👄 people 👨👲 👥 👫 ignored my 😼 😵 🧚 DNI and it was getting 🤝 🍀🉐 🤝 old. 👵🏼👴🏻 👴👵

👅 In 🚪🏼 🧚🏻 2️⃣❕0️⃣❕2️⃣❕1️⃣❕ 🍷🍻🥂💆🏻‍♀️😏 🎉🥵😩 response to the whole 💯 💦😍 💦 incident, 🤤🍦😅 🤤🍦😅 💪🏽 at least 🤸👌 ❗ ❗ a handful 🤚 🤚 🤚 of people 👮🏼‍♂️ 👥 👥 unfollowed me 💡💡 🏻 🙄 from 💋 🥃 👉😮 all 💯 💯 😲 3 😘🤔 📊 🕒 of my 🤭 😊👼 🥳 blogs, and some ⛄👨 🐓 😏 even 🌃 🌑 🌃😒 blocked 🚫 🚫 🚫 me. 😭 🧑🏿 💕 How ❓ 🤔 👹 fucking 🙇🏻😫 👾 🖕😒 stupid. 🤦‍♂️ 💢 💩

Y’all 💃💃💃 🐩🐩🐩 🔥🔥 are so intolerant. Welp, ladies 😏 😏 👭 and gentlemen, welcome 💋 💋 💋 to the hellsite, where 👏🚫🗺️ 🤷 😈 happiness 😊🙌🏻 ☺️😍 ☺️😍 slowly ♿ 🐌 ♿ rots away 💕 🥰 💨 and nothing’s like 😄 🚞 👩‍❤️‍👩 what 👉 😦 😦😦😦 you 😊 👈 👧👈 first 🍃🌸 🌓 🥇 expected. 🤰🙄 🤰🙄 🍆 But 🍑 💨😝🇺🇸 🍑 hold 🤗 👭 👫 up! 👌 🍕🙆 ⬆️ Before 😺 👨🏼 🙅‍♀️ you 🥵 🦎 🏾👈 decide 😱😱 😱 😱 it’s okay 🆗 👌 👌 to attack me, 🧑🏻‍🤝‍🧑🏽 💡💡 🍬 how 🤏 🤔 💯 would 😏 👪👪 🕵️‍♀️ you 🤟 🦚 👈 like 💕 👀 🍪💁 it if you 🆗 🤕🔥 🤜🏻🤛 blocked 📷 📷 📷 by 😈 🥀 🍼 many 👬 💯 💯 people 👫 👩‍👧‍👦👨‍👩‍👧‍👧👩‍👩‍👧👨‍👨‍👦‍👦 🚷 for 🏻🙃 😊 📂 either 🥵 😌 🥵 stupid ☠️ 🚫 🚫 or no 😩 ❌ 🙅🏻‍♀️ reasons 🌟 📃 🌟 whatsoever? You 👽 👈 👈 wouldn’t 😩 ⛔👎👎🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️🙅 ⛔👎👎🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️🙅 be 😤 👄😱 😒 too 😡😲 😎 😢 happy 🥳 🙂 ⛄ about 💫 🙅‍♀️ 🤔 it, either, 🥵 😌 🥵 huh!? ✨❔ 😕 😕

So, in 🌋 1️⃣4️⃣9️⃣2️⃣ 🕺 short, 🩳 👖 🐇 I 👨 🦆 👀💁 would 😏😎 👪 😎 highly 🕛 🕛 🕛 appreciate 👌 😨💰 👌 it if people 👫👬👭 🚷 👫 stopped looking 👀 👀 👀 at me 🥶 💁💁 💁 as a menace and accept 👍 👍 👍 that 🐖⚪ ⏪👀 🤞 blocking people 👺 👩👫 👥 is not 🚫 🚯 🍆⭕ okay 🎃 👍 🆗🙆‍♂️ in 🕐 🛌 🙈 the case 😎💯 💼 💼 of ludicrous/absurd/downright stupid 🤪 💩 💩 reasons. 🤔 🤔 📃 In 👮 🛌 😩 addition, I 👥 😊 🙍👀 feel 💯 😩 💋💋 like 💖 💗 😄 it would ✅ 👪 🤕 be 🎮 🐝 😉 the best 🌛 🥇👸 👌 choice 😜 🤓💢 ✊🏿🔠 for 🕓 🍅 🅾️ me 😢 👦 😏 to step 👞📈 👞 👞 away 🤗 🤗 🤔 from 😤😤 😲 🍭 here 📍 📌📍 😔 and find 👀 🔎🔎🔎 🔍🤔 a new 🆕 💍 💎❗ safe 🍭 🌺 🍭 place 🏆 👅😾 🏆 for 👏🤙 🍆👅 🈺 me 👩🏻 🤓 👈 to be 👄😱 💰 😳 in; 🍌 🔙📥 🙌👏 one 🔂 😤 1️⃣ 🎄 1️⃣ 😎 where 🍏 🐉🐱🚀 🐉🐱🚀 I 👈🏻 🏼 😩 can 🤕🔫 🧞 💦 find 🔍🤔 🔎🔎🔎 👀 better 😎 👩‍👧 👅 success 💰💰 💰💰 💰💰 and be 😤 🧎 🚖 well-respected as long 🐍 🔟 🍆 as everything 🙌 🙌 👐 goes 🏃 ❗ 🏃 well. 😃 😦🤒 👤 I 👍 😀😀😀 😝 don’t 🙈🙅 🚫 🙅 feel 😌😌 🏾 🆙 comfortable 👘 👘 👘 being 😑 🧟‍♂️ 😮 here 📍 👲 🈁 anymore 😒 💔 🔥 and I 🧚‍♀️ 👌 🍾 believe 🙏 🌈 🌈 that 🚔👼🚟 🚟 🏾🍜 I 🙀 💰👀 👥 was never 👱🚫🤔 👱🚫🤔 🚫 a good 👌 🆗🌟🙅‍♂️❇️📈🙅 🌛 fit 💪🏽 💪🏽 👗 for 🐤💰🎅😙 💯 🤦 tumblr. This all 👵 💯 👾 wouldn’t ⛔👎👎🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️🙅 ⛔👎👎🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️🙅 😩 have 🈶😤 🈶 😄 happened 🤔😂😍 🤔 🤔 if I 👥 🙀 🧒 just 🍐🍅 🗼 👍 kept 🔄🔥 🔄🔥 🔄🔥 my 😘 🥳 😊😊😊😀😊😊😊😊 fucking 💯 👏👏 🖕👦 mouth 👄💧 👄💧 😃 shut, 👄 🌽 😭🖕 but 🍑 🍑 🙋😮 I 😀 👨🔨 👏🏻 refuse to.

I 🙀 🤣🎅 ⭐ may, 😎 🤷 🌌 however, 🤔 🤔 🤔 may 👀🤷 👀🤷 👀🤷 make 💘 🖕 🏼🙅 a comeback in 🏽👏 💆🏼 😏 the future 👻 📅 📅 as a more ➕ 👏💦 ➕➕ well-behaved, nicer, and more ➕➕➕ ➕➕➕ 1️⃣ 1️⃣ ➗ relaxed ☺ 😎 😎 person 💅 💅 💅 who, 📷 😂🤷 👀 in 👻😈 🕺 1️⃣4️⃣9️⃣2️⃣ return, ↪️ 🔙 ↪️🔙 will 🖤 🍌 🐼 make 🖕🤰🤰🏻🤰🏼🤰🏽🤰🏾🤰🏿 🖕 🥺 apologies 😔 😔 😔 for 🐻 😎😎 💯 my 😜 👸🏾 🐕 past 💦 🗿🗿 💦 behavior 😦 😦 🏽 and actually 😳🤔 🤷‍♀️ 😤😳👀 make 😰 🖕 🖕 promises to not 🥴 🚯 🚫 repeat 🔁 🔁🔁 🔁 the same 👢💞🍃👭💩💩 👌 🙂👍👍👍👍 mistakes again. 😬 🧚🏻‍♀️💗✨🌷 🙈 If not, 🚫 🚯 🚯 lemme 🏿 🏿 🏿 just 😤😤 💦 🕛👀 say 😳 🛐 🦯 that 😝🍑 👪👨‍👩‍👧 👉 it wasn’t ❌ ❌ ⛔ the best 👌 🏆 🏆🥇 almost 💯🍄 💦💦 💦💦 10 😂 💯 😂 month 🈷️🈷️ 🈷️🈷️ 🈷️🈷️ experience 🍆 💯 😋 of using 🤳🏻 🤳🏻 🏻 a website almost 💦💦 💯🍄 💯🍄 nobody 🙅🤐 😯 🚫 uses anymore. 💔 💔 🔥

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I saw Magolor at a grocery store in Nutty Noon yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen eggs in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

I ordered some Demeter Demeter Pizza Cologne Spray. This stuff is just too powerful - no, not the smell, I'm talking about it's effect on women. I mean, I like the smell of cologne and all, but the real reason I wear it is to attract the attention of the fairer sex. But this stuff isn't fair at all. When my purchase came in the mail, I immediately opened the box, took out the bottle and sprayed a few squirts on my nicest sleeveless Dale Earnhardt Jr. t-shirt. Then I decided to go down to the mall to see what kind of luck I might have. Nothing happened at first, so I started thinking that this was just going to end up being another over-hyped product I used my mom's credit card to buy online. But I was so wrong. This stuff must have a powerful time-release formula because I kept walking and suddenly scores of women were pouring out of the Lane Bryant with lustful looks in their eyes. There were tons of them. It was a literal stampeded of sexual tension. I can only imagine what would have happened if I had showered that day or paired the cologne with an adequate dose of deodorant. Fearing for my safety, I decided to turn and run. I hopped on my bike and huffed as fast as my Huffy would take me. I was in the clear, but just when I stopped to light another one of my Marlboro Basics, the herd caught up to me. I took off again and finally made it home. Unfortunately, the obstacle course of scrap metal and cinder blocks on my front lawn were no match for their determination. Luckily the broken down fridge outside the door distracted them just enough to give me time to get inside and lock the door. But I was far from out of the woods as my doublewide began rocking like a giant baby cradle. I hunkered down to wait it out, but these women showed no signs of giving up until they got their piece of the pizza man. Finally baby Jesus sent me down the inspiration I needed to save myself. I cricked open the window and yelled to the women that my neighbor, Ronnie, works at the Golden Corral and always brings home whatever is leftover at the end of the night. I felt bad for Ronnie as I saw the look of bad intention in their eyes, but at least I was safe. Once all of them were gone, I quickly mixed up some concrete and buried the bottle deep in the center. After it hardened, I took it down to the river and tossed it in. This stuff is just too powerful, there was no way I was going to risk letting it fall into the wrong hands.

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Even an archive blog is making fun of me. Youre all horrible

Im a nonthreatening feminist boy, come talk to me on Skype! talk to me on skype about your problems as a woman i sympathize i’m taking womens studies. I took women’s studies I know what ‘systematic’ means. Man I’m so horny today. Sorry. I’m sorry. I feel so bad. I just came out and said it. Inappropriate. What do you like to do when you’re horny? One feminist to another. Just normal feminist over here. What do you think of this unlabelled image of my cock? I sent it to you titled “image.PNG”. Are you surprised by its girth? I apologize. How rude of me. I’m so sorry. I really need to get better at this I’m sorry. I’m learning so much. All humans must go through growth and I know that better than anyone, I mean I’m in a women’s studies class right now. Liveblogging my women’s studies class.

I'm not a woman but I relate to this message

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