STINKY STEVE: Strength 17, Dexterity 11, Constitution 10, Intelligence 3, Wisdom 7, Charisma 2
INCEL STEVE: Strength 8, Dexterity 17, Constitution 6, Intelligence 19, Wisdom 4, Charisma 1
SLUTTY GERTRUDE: Strength 2, Dexterity 1, Constitution 20, Intelligence 10, Wisdom 13, Charisma 20
CRYSTAL BETH: Strength 20, Dexterity 8, Constitution 1, Intelligence 4, Wisdom 4, Charisma 3
CATBOY MCCOY: Strength 2, Dexterity 20, Constitution 17, Intelligence 9, Wisdom 10, Charisma 13
AVERAGE JOE: Strength 10, Dexterity 9, Constitution 12, Intelligence 8, Wisdom 9, Charisma 11
LIVE LAUGH LORI: Strength 14, Dexterity 4, Constitution 12, Intelligence 7, Wisdom 11, Charisma 9
EBONY DARKNESS DEMENTIA RAVEN WAY: Strength 15, Dexterity 15, Constitution 9, Intelligence 5, Wisdom 1, Charisma 6
(Yes, I did roll a d20 while making this poll)
Choose your character!
stinky steve
incel steve
slutty gertrude
crystal beth
catboy mccoy
average joe
live laugh lori
ebony darkness dementia raven way
Voting ended onDec 5, 2025