could never be a fire swallower, I'd make it weird

Phoenix, he/they/it, queer. I like video games, fire motifs, monsters, and nature documentaries My current interests are: Skyrim, No Man's Sky, Legends of Mana, Gachiakuta, and Palworld

[etheral-frog]

[this-is-positivity]

this is positivity!

[phoenix-corgi-abomination]

I read a relatively short fic awhile back where Zanka beat Jabber and was like "ok I proved myself" and lost interest in Jabber. I'd love to see more fics like that, specifically going into the aftermath. The fic was awesome and delicious and I'll link it when I can find it again but what I really wanna see is the follow up. I wanna see Jabber trying to brush it off but he just can't. He's never had an opponent lose interest in him first, he's always the one who gets bored. Zanka beat him! He won! He hurt him so bad, better than Zodyl purely bc with Zanka it's personal, it means something. Or at least Jabber thought it did. It eats away at him. He needs to get Zanka's attention back. He can't think of anything else, can't sleep, can't focus on missions, he can't even find it in himself to enjoy making poisons because he keeps thinking about how he used to make concoctions specifically with Zanka in mind but now Zanka won't even give him the time of day and he's going fucking crazy. But where does he even start? That victory wasn't a fluke, Zanka is stronger than him now. Jabber can try fighting Zanka to get his attention all he wants, but Zanka swats him away like a fly. Jabber doesn't know anything but fighting and toxins, and that won't get Zanka's attention anymore, so what does he do? Idk I'm not really a writer I'm an ideas guy. Maybe he gets some hostages, or maybe he goes the more romantic route and asks for advice. I do have a soft spot for Jabber asking other raiders for advice, or finding ways to ask the rest of team Akuta. I think its silly 😋 I digress, but point is I wanna see Jabber tweaking

[zanka-pilled]

I so want the link to that fic and yesss let jabber suffer and yearn.

[phoenix-corgi-abomination]

I promise I'm trying so hard to find it 😭 I could've sworn I bookmarked it but ig I didn't so I gotta do some digging

[phoenix-corgi-abomination]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/78042316

Found it! @zanka-pilled

[phoenix-corgi-abomination]

I read a relatively short fic awhile back where Zanka beat Jabber and was like "ok I proved myself" and lost interest in Jabber. I'd love to see more fics like that, specifically going into the aftermath. The fic was awesome and delicious and I'll link it when I can find it again but what I really wanna see is the follow up. I wanna see Jabber trying to brush it off but he just can't. He's never had an opponent lose interest in him first, he's always the one who gets bored. Zanka beat him! He won! He hurt him so bad, better than Zodyl purely bc with Zanka it's personal, it means something. Or at least Jabber thought it did. It eats away at him. He needs to get Zanka's attention back. He can't think of anything else, can't sleep, can't focus on missions, he can't even find it in himself to enjoy making poisons because he keeps thinking about how he used to make concoctions specifically with Zanka in mind but now Zanka won't even give him the time of day and he's going fucking crazy. But where does he even start? That victory wasn't a fluke, Zanka is stronger than him now. Jabber can try fighting Zanka to get his attention all he wants, but Zanka swats him away like a fly. Jabber doesn't know anything but fighting and toxins, and that won't get Zanka's attention anymore, so what does he do? Idk I'm not really a writer I'm an ideas guy. Maybe he gets some hostages, or maybe he goes the more romantic route and asks for advice. I do have a soft spot for Jabber asking other raiders for advice, or finding ways to ask the rest of team Akuta. I think its silly 😋 I digress, but point is I wanna see Jabber tweaking

[zanka-pilled]

I so want the link to that fic and yesss let jabber suffer and yearn.

[phoenix-corgi-abomination]

I promise I'm trying so hard to find it 😭 I could've sworn I bookmarked it but ig I didn't so I gotta do some digging

[phoenix-corgi-abomination]

I read a relatively short fic awhile back where Zanka beat Jabber and was like "ok I proved myself" and lost interest in Jabber. I'd love to see more fics like that, specifically going into the aftermath. The fic was awesome and delicious and I'll link it when I can find it again but what I really wanna see is the follow up. I wanna see Jabber trying to brush it off but he just can't. He's never had an opponent lose interest in him first, he's always the one who gets bored. Zanka beat him! He won! He hurt him so bad, better than Zodyl purely bc with Zanka it's personal, it means something. Or at least Jabber thought it did. It eats away at him. He needs to get Zanka's attention back. He can't think of anything else, can't sleep, can't focus on missions, he can't even find it in himself to enjoy making poisons because he keeps thinking about how he used to make concoctions specifically with Zanka in mind but now Zanka won't even give him the time of day and he's going fucking crazy. But where does he even start? That victory wasn't a fluke, Zanka is stronger than him now. Jabber can try fighting Zanka to get his attention all he wants, but Zanka swats him away like a fly. Jabber doesn't know anything but fighting and toxins, and that won't get Zanka's attention anymore, so what does he do? Idk I'm not really a writer I'm an ideas guy. Maybe he gets some hostages, or maybe he goes the more romantic route and asks for advice. I do have a soft spot for Jabber asking other raiders for advice, or finding ways to ask the rest of team Akuta. I think its silly 😋 I digress, but point is I wanna see Jabber tweaking

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

This won’t make your blog look ugly. How could you not reblog this? REBLOGGING THIS COULD SAVE A LIFE!!!

[recycled-soul-deactivated201401]

This goes for assholes, too, guys. I know a couple who went tubing once, and they had to re-air their tubes, but the guy thought it would be funny to stick the tip of the air compressor up to her bikini trunks, the air ruptured something inside her and she died within thirty minutes.

[riskpig]

WHAT?

[endangeredslug-deactivated20170]

The thing about this? It’s in every pregnancy book I’ve read.

[riskpig]

WHAT?????

[thegrimmlovely]

Why is it in pregnancy books but not sex ed books?

[willowofthehearth]

Because the men in charge only care about the health and safety of women in so far as it enables them to have babies.

[mayothefirst]

https://www.healthline.com/health/air-embolism#outlook

[eattherich73]

Reblogging with a link because I thought this was a legit joke. Never heard it before. Like I knew you could kill a person by inserting air into a vein but still.

[smooththegoofyshark]

WHAT THE FUCL I hate how I didn’t learn this in sex Ed AT ALL

[jehovahhthickness]

This is very true lol

[bundibird]

Yo what the f u c k

[safifonhasstrel]

[archangeltwins]

not the normal stuff i’d reblog but, uh, this is kinda??? heckin???? important?????

[thesaltofcarthage]

I feel like I first saw this in The Joy of Sex, but it’s definitely a thing.

[midnight-spectrum-again]

What the fuck

[gotterhag]

[panomoly]

i-

….thank you tumblr??

[stankpasta]

hm. 

[krystal-prisms]

I legit thought this was a shitpost until I saw the rest of the comments

[soulvomit]

I first saw this in The Joy of Sex, too.

[wordsaremylife]

Well I never

[digital-magus]

As a general rule of thumb, do not push air into any bodily orifice, regardless of gender. It never ends well. Air compressors and the human body do NOT mix.

Not even the mouth, shit can rupture a lung.

[jaydove-writes]

I’m asexual but reblogging to potentially save lives

[ghost-in-park]

oh my god

[mexagirlish]

what the FUCK????

[askthesonnellin0s]

who blows air into a coochie??

Is this a normal thing men do?????

[notsoheterosapien]

Not my usual reblog but.. yk. Don’t. Do that.

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

reblog if you’re a sick fuck

[chewing-on-lead]

[phoenix-corgi-abomination]

I'd love to see more fics with Jabber taunting Kyouka and Goka by talking about his relationship with Zanka. Doesn't matter the nature of the relationship, like whether its romantic or sexual or just pure hatred and violence, I think just him talking about Zanka like he knows him would infuriate them. I also think it's very funny if Jabber is absolutely delusional about the nature of his and Zanka's relationship and is describing things completely inaccurately. Talking like they had a sweet date but what actually happened is Zanka hit him so hard he went flying through several walls which I guess is a sweet date to them anyway if anyone can recommend fics like that to me I'd owe you my life

[lesvegas]

you can only reblog this if you're not racist

[kittyote]

when youre aromantic you still get dead wife flashbacks but its just about that really fucking good sandwich you ate last week

[phoenix-corgi-abomination]

Burned my finger :( normally I would shrug this off but I'm in a bad mood so I have to kill everyone in the whole world now sorry guys

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

you have won a lifetime supply of this

How do you feel?

good!

I CAN SELL THIS AND GET RICH

im drowning in my supply help

Eh it's okay

BAD. VERY BAD

results/other

Voting ended onJul 15

you would receive the supply once a month

the brand/type will vary so you could

you can sell the things you get/give them away but they will keep coming until you die

[phoenix-corgi-abomination]

Ok so this whole post is probably tmi but I need to scream into the void of the internet about this bs.

I switched to T gel not that long ago and was prescribed a double dose, thing is insurance didn't take that into consideration. So that meant I would run out twice as fast. Guess what I did in this situation?

Did I:

A) keep using the prescribed dose and supplement with the injectable testosterone I still have once I ran out of gel

B) call my doctor and have him talk to the insurance on my behalf

C) talk to the insurance directly

If you picked any of that, WRONG ❌

I halved my T gel dose to stretch it out. Y'know. Like an idiot. So now for the first time in over 5 years I'm having a period. Understandably, my body is going fucking nuts.

My uterus is like

PURGE!!! PURGE!!! QUICKLY BEFORE WE HAVE TO WAIT ANOTHER FIVE YEARS

jokes on you bitch there won't be another five years, after this little stunt you're getting fucking evicted. I'm gonna get scooped at the earliest opportunity mark my words.

[phoenix-corgi-abomination]

Ooooh this body thinks it's sooooo funny. Gimme a few months and I'll be hilarious

[phoenix-corgi-abomination]

Chat does it mean anything if a girl calls you witty & funny twice, tries to teach you to play magic the gathering, shares a plate of crab rangoons with you, and says she likes hearing nerds ramble about their interests after you start talking about food safety hazards in the Victorian era

[phoenix-corgi-abomination]

She said she wasn't flirting with me! Lets gooooo!!

[3rdeyechakra]

Reblog to make a white gay big mad

[apicturewithasmile]

Reblog to make black queer people feel visible and supported (and also to make a white gay big mad)

[phoenix-corgi-abomination]

Everyone at my job is so nice to me 🥹

[phoenix-corgi-abomination]

So far I'm enjoying my job but there are two things that irk me

1) I handled pretty much all the household chores before I got a job bc my sister and dad work & have mobility issues and my mom is back in college. My family said we would work together to handle chores since I'm also employed now, especially since my mom isn't taking summer classes. Tbh I highly doubted it, and I was right to bc like a week in and the house is a mess. Like I'm pitching in where I can but I get home late and my feet hurt from standing all day, I can't handle everything and work a full day at the same time

2) anyone who comes in 30 minutes or less before closing and orders anything more complex than a grilled cheese will not see the gates of heaven