could never be a fire swallower, I'd make it weird

Phoenix, he/they/it, queer. I like video games, fire motifs, monsters, and nature documentaries My current interests are: Skyrim, No Man's Sky, Legends of Mana, and Palworld

[phoenix-corgi-abomination]

*paws and scratches at your door like a cat*

*sprays you with water*

[great-tweets]

We just knew.

[awed-frog]

As a reminder, this is what she looks like:

[yougetsomekisses]

[larkiethings]

Also I hope everyone knows that Miette was fostered before she was adopted, and her foster mom loved that little kitten so much and always hoped she’d gone to a good home. this tweet got so popular that she recognized Miette and reached out to her current mom, and was able to share previously unseen baby pictures

[darthmelyanna]

You mean, she saw Miette was kicked like the football and did nothing to help put Mother in jail for a thousand years? I am appalled.

[tigerses]

her!!!

[madeofstarsandfairylights]

Baby Miette!!!

[ottermatopoeia]

Babe wake up new Miette lore just dropped

[devil-with-three-heads]

IT’S MIETTE!!!!

[phantomvalkyrie05]

Please be someone that's normal. Please be someone that's normal. Please be someone that's normal for once!😬

FUCK!

[whitestreamrct2]

I don’t wanna marry Sonic the Hedgehog 😭

@bassyperson @zeldafloof @chezzitezzi + open tags!

[st0rmstruckskyz]

I’m scared hold up

(under the cut cuz blood)

OHHHH HIMIKOOOOO YEAAAASSSSS

@calcium-is-screaming2 and open tags

[calcium-is-screaming2]

my amazing awesome beautiful fantastic wonderful wife robin

@stank-bugg @juno-the-great @creatorofscotchea350 @psyche-official + open tags

[juno-the-great]

I guess I'm getting 2 wives

@waitingonabook @catlover-offical @small-bottle-of-expired-milk @ravengirl-luca + open tags

[small-bottle-of-expired-milk]

EW HE’S MY CHILD

@mariorat-the-aroace @the-bone-eating-vulture-kirin @catlover-offical @miko-gone-bad @violetrosiecookiesleepydragon @unicorngroundzero @loco-the-wolf @the-mycelial-court @littlechaoscryptid @ripplefoxx @itsuwari-no-kibo-offical @watermelon-flavored-dragon-candy @libertymutualadvertisement @libertymutualnsurance-blog @is

[emofuker]

Wasn’t tagged but wtv

OMG MY WIFEEE YAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAY

@squidswagbrainrott @riverthesillytherian @k-mart-hair-42 @izzie-of-suburbia-official @kaihasmoreswagthanyou3 @cheeseballman72 @veethevoyd +open tags

[cerciscanadensis]

i mean. sure ig? id rather have his gender but i could be poly with him and hyuna~

@jaydoesrandomstuff @rainworldobsesseddemon @fynchfire @gay-little-isopod @gloomurai-official @silentsupernova @engene-army-stay @iiinkos @p3rpetual-moti0n + open tags

[silentsupernova]

YES YES OMG MARRY ME NOW OMG THANK GOD

@k1tkatzzz @thefloppydisk08 @sidviciousssidk @spookydollsblog @coquette-corpsie @bookishsassqueen @evyyy77 @blacknailpolishoffical @be-more-silly @death-of-an-optimist @elijahcries2 @justmythoughts113 @permetutotheworld @academicloser69420 @austin003 @i-put-the-hyper-in-hyperfixated @shattered-starry-pages @hekate-offical @lilyyyevans @cerciscanadensis @destroy-the-binary @cabin13winion @skw1d @morrowsmotto @glamfreddyfan

[elijahcries2]

BOTH OF THEM???? 🤯🤯🤯

@evenmoremaee @ph03nix-by-th3-light-sw1tch @littlebeanantenthusiast @nerd-alerts @tabbykai @sage0clock @spikedradio @oliverisagaymuggleborn @twisted-mentally @honourofheresy @its-julessssss @zannabaefishwithlegs + any other moots !!

[nerd-alerts]

Oh. Um. @ringmaster-officialy Im sorry.

Open tags

[auth0r-unknown]

THIS IS MY OWN DAM DRAWING- anyway YAY:3 i love pyro and apo i’m fine with this <3

open tags:3

[withered--ivy]

I...

Do. . . I— do i get to marry them all?

Holy shit..? Let's go? Let's freaking go? Biggest W of my life?

@chaoticxsnowflake @phoenix--dawn @annasstarz @gacha-gamers-blog + open tags!

[chaoticxsnowflake]

Thanks for the tag!

Yeah I’m chill w this

@phoenix--dawn @ironspider-noctis @st4rrl1ghtwastaken + open tag

[phoenix--dawn]

Lol @chaoticxsnowflake @withered--ivy I'm always late to these... and that's such a lovely photo of Kaeya btw. I need to do a photoshoot in that wonderland sometime

You know what? I'll take it. 🩵🙂‍↔️

(This art was a recent birthday gift from the fabulous @novarion by the way 🥲 I love it 🥰)

Uhh idk who to tag... @frostedsakurablossom @aalinaaaaaa @jaysc0ve @starlygalaxy and open tag ✨

[frostedsakurablossom]

Ehehe okayyy hehehehe

Thank you for the tag ^^

@oxianna @chenyuvale @lover-and-lover and uhmmmm whomever else idr everyone’s users rn

[babygirlrui]

hm.

sure .

@sillystringstar , @asterain, @kitchenaidmixer02 @luvtisms @catboyfurina, and anyone who sees this

[luvtisms]

i just finished vnc with prev soooo .. mwehehehe ……

tagging um .. @bookwormsheska @catboy-lobotomy . be subjected to nonsense

[catboy-lobotomy]

already married i #win

@worldsbiggestfishfan @phoenix-corgi-abomination @touching-grass-is-not-enough @sillypilled-friendcel i am looking at you people/nf

[phoenix-corgi-abomination]

I do love me a himbo

@touching-grass-is-not-enough @worldsbiggestfishfan (Spooky tagged the only bitches I can tag so get tagged twice idiots)

[phoenix-corgi-abomination]

Zanka and Jabber beat each other up bc of cuteness aggression this is real and true because I made it up

[wolfertinger666]

if you're transgender you have to live.

[wolfertinger666]

please. I love you.

[pookapufferfish]

[defilerwyrm]

Let people grow.

When I was younger I was very right-wing. I mean…very right-wing. I won’t go into detail, because I’m very deeply ashamed of it, but whatever you’re imagining, it’s probably at least that bad. I’ve taken out a lot of pain on others; I’ve acted in ignorance and waved hate like a flag; I’ve said and did things that hurt a lot of people.

There are artefacts of my past selves online – some of which I’ve locked down and keep around to remind me of my past sins, some of which I’ve scrubbed out, some of which are out of my grasp. If I were ever to become famous, people could find shit on me that would turn your stomach.

But that’s not me anymore. I’ve learned so much in the last ten years. I’ve become more open to seeing things through others’ eyes, and reforged my anger to turn on those who harm others rather than on those who simply want to exist. I’ve learned patience and compassion. I’ve learned how to recognise my privileges and listen to others’ perspectives. I’ve learned to stand up for others, how to hear, how to help, how to correct myself. And I learned some startling shit about myself along the way – with all due irony, some of the things I used to lash out at others for are intrinsic parts of myself.

You wouldn’t know what I am now from what I was then. You wouldn’t know what I was then from what I am now.

It distresses me deeply to think of someone dredging up my dark, awful past and treating me as though that furiously hateful person is still me. It distresses me to see others dredging up the past for anyone who has made efforts to become a better person, out of some sick obsession with proving they’re “problematic.”

Purity culture tells you that once someone says or does something, they can never go back on it. That’s a goddamn lie. While it’s true that some remain unrepentant and never change their ways and continue to harm others, it’s important to allow everyone the chance to learn from their mistakes. Saying something ignorant isn’t murder. Please stop treating it that way. Let people grow.

[got-zayn]

Still call it out and question it ….

[defilerwyrm]

Bruh. No. Listen. Call out what people do now, absolutely. If they haven’t changed, call them out on their record. This post is explicitly not about people who HAVEN’T changed. What this post IS saying is, if someone is making an effort to be a good person, don’t go digging around in their past for evidence that they were once for what they’re now against, or once against what they’re now for, as “proof” of what they “really think,” because people’s opinions and beliefs can change. 

The obsession with finding shit in someone’s past and then claiming that a questionable or even sordid past negates all possibility of a good present needs to become extinct. Gold-star activism and purity culture are bullshit and we need to collectively reject the fuck out of them.

If someone has changed for the better, don’t harass them about what they were like before they fuckin’ changed. That’s shitty and it needs to stop.

[sepdet]

We can’t change the world if we decide people can’t change.

[sarasa-cat]

Gold-star activism and purity culture are bullshit and we need to collectively reject the fuck out of them.

We really need to start asking where this purity bullshit came from. I’m not  Christian and was not raised Christian but there has been a lot evidence that much of gold star activism and purity culture originated in of evangelical youth movements and then infiltrated progressive left-wing and center-left politics when those youth left their churches but failed to leave behind the black-n-white puritanical “you’re going to hell if you stray one inch from the righteous path” style of thinking they were taught.

I distinctly remember some conversations I had in the late 00s and very early 2010s with long time social justice activists who were baffled and disturbed by the new crop of youth activists who were practicing something that was decidedly NOT social justice despite stealing that phrase from us.

In the decade and a half that has passed since then, all of this gold-star activism and purity culture has done exactly what I predicted back then: empowered the far-right while sowing division everywhere.

Folks. This shit needs to stop.

[notaplaceofhonour]

The extremely important part is that trust should be proportional to how much they actually demonstrate that they have changed. Especially when it comes to power.

A random person who had a moderately shady past or fucked up views before shouldn’t need to flog themselves to show how penitent they are beyond just doing better now, just to be able to live their life in peace, but if someone is campaigning to get political power and all they have to say for their life up to that point being a field of red flags, it isn’t enough for them to say “well I’m not like that now” if they haven’t actually achieved anything that makes up for it in the opposite direction.

We can’t allow ourselves to be our own worst enemies. We need an approach that allows for Oskar Schindlers without making excuses for Graham Platners.

[phoenix-corgi-abomination]

Ok so this whole post is probably tmi but I need to scream into the void of the internet about this bs.

I switched to T gel not that long ago and was prescribed a double dose, thing is insurance didn't take that into consideration. So that meant I would run out twice as fast. Guess what I did in this situation?

Did I:

A) keep using the prescribed dose and supplement with the injectable testosterone I still have once I ran out of gel

B) call my doctor and have him talk to the insurance on my behalf

C) talk to the insurance directly

If you picked any of that, WRONG ❌

I halved my T gel dose to stretch it out. Y'know. Like an idiot. So now for the first time in over 5 years I'm having a period. Understandably, my body is going fucking nuts.

My uterus is like

PURGE!!! PURGE!!! QUICKLY BEFORE WE HAVE TO WAIT ANOTHER FIVE YEARS

jokes on you bitch there won't be another five years, after this little stunt you're getting fucking evicted. I'm gonna get scooped at the earliest opportunity mark my words.

[phoenix-corgi-abomination]

Chat does it mean anything if a girl calls you witty & funny twice, tries to teach you to play magic the gathering, shares a plate of crab rangoons with you, and says she likes hearing nerds ramble about their interests after you start talking about food safety hazards in the Victorian era

[phoenix-corgi-abomination]

From what I've seen most people agree Jabber would be into body mods. Tattoos, piercings, even a split tongue, but has anyone considered scarification?

[nariarts]

Longtime readers may be aware of how much I relish an excuse to bully a company, so I'm sharing the wealth;

Clothing company Patagonia is currently sueing drag queen Pattie Gonia for "irreparable” harm to their brand.

To be clear; Pattie named herself after the region in South America.

So Pattie is asking people to politely ask Patagonia to drop the lawsuit.

I'm extending the invitation to all of you, because sueing a drag queen for 'infringement' in the current political cultural landscape is vile. Especially a drag queen who has raised millions of dollars for non-profits, uses her platform to raise awareness for climate activism, and fully aligns with Patagonia's apparent climate-conscious mission statement.

They're claiming they're sueing for $1. They're actually asking her to stop using her name, and pay over $1 million in legal fees. They're straight up harassing her.

In contrast, drag queen Jan Sport has a Jansport bag line. It's that easy to just... work with a queen.

Anyway. Be respectful(ish), but feel free to be annoying on Patagnoia's socials, asking them to 'DROP THE LAWSUIT'

I think they have a twitter and tiktok too!

[hakeacarapace]

The implication that a corporate entity owns the word "Patagonia" is disgusting and blatantly colonialist.

Second, an outdoor exploring brand not teaming with an environmental activist with a massive global platform is blatantly homophobic/transphobic (conservative people discriminate equally).

Third, the company not demanding money is explicit evidence the lawsuit is not about potential lost revenue, it is purely about the potential negative image of potentially being associated with the queer community.

[bloodatdawncuzwhynot]

"As long as you bear the name Nijiku, you will always remain the clan's ward," Kyouka proclaimed decisively, her tone leaving seemingly no room for protests.

Unfortunately, Zanka was over obeying her every word. Or rather, he'll follow her instructions - to the letter, not the spirit.

"My family name is the last claim the Hell Guard has on me? Well, that seems to be easily rectifiable, doesn't it? Boss, gimme a couple days off and I'll take care of this issue."

"Of course, Zanka," Arkha smiled benelovently. He probably had some questions but he's awesome and therefore totally willing to aid and abett Zanka's bullshit without needing an explanation. Then again, knowing boss? He probably has a pretty good idea of what Zanka is about to do. "Where will we be able to contact you? I assume you're leaving your choker at the base."

Man, boss really is the best.

Zanka smirked. "Assuming everything goes well, I should end up at Canvas Town. I'll probably also stop at the Stilza Clinic at some point."

"What are you doing, Zanka?" Kyouka asked flatly. She was unused to being ignored. Comes with her position. Too bad Zanka just doeasn't care anymore.

"I'm going to get married, obviously." He left the room before anyone could react. After all, he needed to hunt down August to get some clothes suitable for the occasion. That, and some engagement jewlery. Maybe earrings? The person he choose as his husband-to-be wouldn't accept a ring.

After all, if Zanka's aim is to completely alienate himself from his blood family, it follows that his partner must be suitably outrageous. Someone like Jabber Wonger, the masochistic raider who personally put Zanka in Eisha's care multiple times.

Zanka couldn't contain his smile. He fought with Jabber enough times to know the man was a kindred spirit. That is to say, a total asshole. There is no way he wouldn't be down to piss of the entirety of the Nijiku family.

[enilehtnorevol]

[sycamorality]

its always so odd when someone follows you without even liking a single post of yours. what did you follow me for mysterious stranger. what post did you like. did you like a post from fuckoff narnia years of my blog where i posted about some bullshit i don't post about anymore or a post i made 5 minutes ago

[were-ralph]

New REBLOG Game

Just fucking lie about the previous poster

[foxeroni]

Prev hates Italian food with a burning passion

@rzkx @rockbtmbasement @bookwyrm-42 @lunathetunaaa @sunshine-snake +open tags idk

[sunshine-snake]

prev hands out cards to people on holidays that have a mini versions of the periodic table on them

open tags! (who i’m tagging below the cut) :) /nf

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[nerd-alerts]

Prev is a male

Tags

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[maedaeeee]

Prev hates me and wants me to die

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[artsyarmy7]

Prev knows my favourite spaghetti

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[infinitelypurple]

prev ate my pen

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[morallyambiguousfrog]

i would NEVER watch something prev recommended me because they have AWFUL BAD taste U-U

@amfrogg @flowgeeksout @nanaloveshachialot @justalilolfrog @massivegaynerd

[nanaloveshachialot]

Prev is so unfunny and uncultured. Ugh. I hate them🙄🙄🙄

Also they hate green

Uh tags ig idk bro💔💔

@preen2085 @chasescookieboo @imobsessed123 +anyine else uhhhh hopen tags!!!!! Yeyyyyttt im sleeoy

[preen2085]

prev despises, absolutely loathes pjsk. hates it. with a passion. hates it

@sandstorm-or-smth @buddy-hollow @nathaniel-needs-to-die @soaradaclown @sskatmar @m41thart @le-worm @levi561

[sandstorm-or-smth]

prev is the SCARIEST AND TOUGHEST PERSON YOU’LL EVER MEET

@zeta-finnish @breadcrumb-offical @iamchaosandanarchy @average-lazy-writer @sunflowerpastels @chaotic-cotton-candy @nocontextsock @informal-cabbage @colourcodedloveerboy

[average-lazy-writer]

Prev is single and straight

Tags:

@tr1xzyy @natborlos @average-lazy-writers-wife

[tr1xzyy]

Previous is uncultured, un-manly, has no aura, and is not one of my best friends that love plantonically sm

Tags!!: @rheas-sweets @x-xdragonfly @sandie-pjsk @tylerhaterx3 @diabolicalworldwriter @half-deadmagicperson

[sandie-pjsk]

previous is obsessed with Canon characters and yuri

tags :: @femmedraconia @daehosgf @nitttstdsdtoastd @ariftinreality @newt-butcallme-stiles

[w1nd0ws303]

Previous is weird in a bad way

@electricalf1sh @m3rcuryd0t-exe @ldabisquite @errorcode0ll13

[errorcode0ll13]

previous is a completely normal boring person :^

@in-his-heart @romescovers @ldabisquite @moon-mave

[hyburnating]

previous is secretly a ceiling fan!!

@ghoststory342 @piercedlvjy @myownpersonalsunset

[starry-slime-eyes]

Previous is an asshole online to everyone and makes me sad :(

@ajking73 @wolfdog-disciples333 @cabinetidiot @rwobsessedmitochondria @ababel @winteree @songsofsoot @saffitaffi

[wolfdog-disciples333]

previous is the most normal, regular, BASIC person I’ve ever met

@thunder-opossum @hibusunday @ev1lgoob @rain92w @finsettoland @mottefloorbanana @sanchoworm @bizzyboy-reg get over here

[mottefloorbanana]

Prev goes to the park at 2 in the morning and runs around making air plane noises while running around

@theparadoxguy @bigbellbighell @bumper2023 @scavenger6526 @bloodstaineddisc

[bloodstaineddisc]

Prev HATES rain world and will do anything to kill the game

@chatterboxtheonly1 @ravengirl-luca @beetleplague

[beetleplague]

Prev doesn’t yell the word lemon at me and then proceed to beat me up

@arsen–ic @billyzbug

[arsen--ic]

Prev has amazing self control and eats at regular intervals.

@royalmarionette93 @chatterboxtheonly1

[royalmarionette93]

Prev is a completely normal indvidual who hates horror

@lokisflame @avhira @wiploww

open tags

[wiploww]

Prev saved me from a train when I was tied up on the tracks by an EVIL VILLAIN and kicked that villain’s butt with its epic giant magic sword that vanquishes the impure and also politicians

@phoenix-corgi-abomination @flippedorbit @pluvio-phil3

Open tags :]

[phoenix-corgi-abomination]

Prev likes to go to various fast food joints just to ask the employees riddles and then leave without getting anything

@touching-grass-is-not-enough @worldsbiggestfishfan @catboy-lobotomy

Open tags :3

[wiploww]

I had a dream one time where I wasn't allowed to use any physical magic because I didn't have a license, which I would need to go to magic school for, which I couldn't afford because I wasn't from a mage family (also I couldn't have been more than 11 in the dream)

Anyway the "no physical magic" rule was STUPID because there wasn't really any magic that could be classified as non-physical

Anyway I had been practicing in my free-time because like. Who's gonna get me. The magic cops? Anyway something caught on fire and a magic cop showed up. He couldn't have been more than like 13

He was like "hey. Do you have a license for that" so I was just like "I mean fire doesn't have mass so... don't arrest me?" so he let me go with a warning

Anyway l went back to working on my project, which was an illusion of a dog I'd been trying to finish. I didn't know it yet, but I was so desperate to do magic without getting arrested that I literally invented illusion magic.

It worked by "painting" the air with magic, changing the way light refracted off of it to give it color and shape

That magic cop was watching me "paint" the dog, but it got windy, distorting the illusion. Which stank. Because I had been working on it for so long. But apparently it was realistic enough that he really thought there was a dog there, and I was just petting it until the wind went and messed it all up

At that point he completely dropped his guard, just amazed and curious as to how I did it, so I told him. He was also impressed with how realistic it looked for something I had just been painting in the air

Right before the dream ended, he told me he might be able to sneak me into the entrance exam for the school he was going to, and that he knew I'd do so well they'd HAVE to let me in

[mamadarama]

1306 - id watch a cooking show where niki goes to restaurants and judges their serving sizes