[cheesenames]

darth vader, age 23, unsure how to make friends now that his old ones are mostly dead, falls back on the one trick he knows is guaranteed to get social approval: stealing fruit with the force. a roomful of imperial officers watch in terror and moderate annoyance as their snacks float away just as they were about to take a bite. when this fails to get universal acclaim, the weird guy who may or may not be their boss (no one is sure what his job is) crushes all the space pears in a fit of rage, then storms out and crashes a ship to calm down

[evildala]

Anidala smootches and POST!

[grumfy]

sad there’s no force ghost padme because imagine the haterism. her and force ghost obi-wan sitting together in awkward silence in the afterlife not talking to each other because with her last breath she told him anakin could be saved and during that entire conversation he was nodding along “listening” while knowingly letting that boy cook the entire time…i just know she was mad

[grumfy]

in canon you get like special force knowledge when you become a ghost. so like. can you fucking imagine her dying and like 0 seconds later waking up and immediately knowing what was going down that entire conversation LFMAO

[evildala]

I made a star wars tiktok that kind of popped off and like I would NOT have put my face in it had i known. No one has said anything bad just these ppl are FREAKS.

[totheoldhouse]

16 yo vs 21 yo

[decomposingfungi]

fandoms are obsessed with giving children to characters who would HATE being parents

[silverscreen-andfashion]

NATALIE PORTMAN as Padmé Amidala

Star Wars: Attack of the Clones (2002)

[evildala]

Finding little flowers and plants and putting them around my house in empty vodka bottles…would have been huge in 2014

[stealingpotatoes]

happy pride month <3

(commission info // tip jar!)

[evildala]

Anakin is so I Dreamed a Dream but SPECIFICALLY the Glee cast version.

[evildala]

Maybe I will use my theatre degree to make an Anakin Skywalker (But Its Musical Theatre) playlist

[evildala]

Woke up in a world where my rib is dislocated and Padme Amidala is dead. What the fuck.

[evildala]

I love saying Yoda is like Tatiana Tarasova. Because no one can say I am wrong. Mostly because no one cares.

[evildala]

Petr Gumenik and Liza Tuktamysheva kinda the anidala of sports i cant lie

[shattered-sky]

What friends?

[bambicest]

some people really do need to start reminding themselves that the answer to "why didn't the character just do [something entirely different]" is often simply "because then there wouldn't be a story"

[clovers-practice]

Forever thinking about how Mary conceived via the holy spirit, which is a historically feminine entity. Lots of untapped potential for Something here. Not sure what yet

[ohholydyke]

Lesbianism strikes again

[clovers-practice]

This made me giggle out loud

[eightglass]

Peer reviewing this