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Your partner came back from the dead after being missing for decades. Every one of their friends who they went with ended up dying a horrible death.

Now, somehow, their entire mental health is based on the continued life and happiness of this fairground goldfish that they picked up.

Neither of you know the first thing about how to care for even a healthy fish. This fish has been poorly cared for, has multiple diseases and the person who handed it over explicitly didn't expect it to live nearly as long as it already has.

You're frantically googling how to set up a fish tank, where to buy fish food, can you even take a fish to the vet? Your partner wants you to know that they're happy they made it home and survived their horrific ordeal, but also that if anything happens to the fish then they're going to kill everyone on this planet and then themself.

You're honestly wondering if you're even helping the fish, or just prolonging its suffering, but your partner will only accept medical help for their many injuries or engage in basic self-care once they're confident that the fish is being looked after.

So you get a tank. You set up a filter and all that stuff. You learn way more than you ever wanted to know about water temperature and ph and nitrate levels. The fish is safe. You start to develop some affection for the little guy. Your partner begins to recover. The fish begins to recover.

Which is when you learn that in its 'healthy' state, the fish regularly refuses to sleep when tired, keeps begging for food that is obviously unhealthy for it (and struggling to eat the food that you do provide because “it tastes gross”), and continually tries to persuade your partner to take it out of its nice safe tank so it can go explore the wonderful world of Outside, where the slightest mishap will kill it instantly.

Your name is Adrian, and you kind of wants to strangle this fucking fish, statement.

datura-45

paper-mache-stars

been thinking about grace and adrian being alike

sonoftheria

✴︎ BETRAYED STRAYS ✴︎

b0vidine-reblogging

The concept of jashling voice claims is so funny to me because what do you mean bro? Just pull up the songs

chonny-jash

the worst part about having a modern phone is accidentally pressing some cheat-code-ass combination of buttons to bring up the inbuilt AI software, adding to the statistics and making some tech billionaire company freak think I actually want that bullshit

breadnotburnt

[day 1: open sky)

@solar-eclipse-week

waltzinbmajor

2oulsoul art. call that starcrossed. happy birthday bug (qpp)

chonny-jash

Won't post to Twitter cos that place is a cesspool anyway but just remember that music is awesome and you should never feel guilty for enjoying what you enjoy, so long as you're not hurting anyone by doing so.

Like the popular stuff? Hell yeah!

Like the underground shit? Hell yeah!

Like an artist's whole discog? Hell yeah!

Like some songs from an artist but not their whole library? Hell yeah!

Like a 3-year-old cover that's hit the internet trend waves and is now being mercilessly dogpiled for some unknown reason? Hell yeah!

We're all just cavemen banging sticks, whistling and hollering and chanting, for no other reason than to have fun and cultivate community. And that's fucking mint cunt. Fuckin oath. Get the fuck around it.