Critical Role ⥠Starters  / /  adjust to your liking ( pronouns, etc. ).
Campaign 2, Episode 11 â 10:55 to 22:50.
ââ Iâm tired. ââ ââ This was a long day. ââ ââ Are you going to keep drinking? ââ ââ Well, not in that fucking place. ââ ââ Somewhere better. ââ ââ I guess we wonât sleep at the fancy place tonight. ââ ââ It seems like itâs too much work. ââ ââ Bit of a pain in the ass. ââ ââ Itâs a pain in the butt. ââ ââ It was just kind of fancy. ââ ââ No treats or anything? ââ ââ Is that a thing? ââ ââ Itâs like we donât even have to bathe now! ââ ââ I love the rain. ââ ââ Never mind, Iâll do it another day. ââ ââ Should we go to sleep? ââ ââ We should fold up a blanket & put it under there, it muffles the noise. ââ ââ Okay, thatâs a good idea. ââ ââ I hate ticking or repetitive noises. ââ ââ Thatâs so obnoxious. ââ ââ That, exactly like that. ââ ââ That counts as well. ââ ââ I didnât even know you were in the room with me! ââ ââ Youâre super spooky at night, you know that? ââ ââ Youâre a little pale so you have this ghostly quality to you. ââ ââ I donât know why Iâm whispering. ââ ââ Look, itâs rat balloons. ââ ââ Thatâs pretty good, I could never draw. ââ ââ Do you want me to draw you right now? ââ ââ You should try to sleep. ââ ââ Maybe she was a ghost the whole time! ââ ââ Maybe the lightning exploded her. ââ ââ Thatâs heavy metal. ââ ââ I knew I didnât like the water. ââ ââ Did they say they had more jobs for us to do? ââ ââ Thereâs that meeting that we have. ââ ââ Do we have a plan for how weâre going to â ? ââ ââ What if theyâre taking you to ritually sacrifice you, or something? ââ ââ I just wanted to put the invite out there. ââ ââ I will watch, Iâm really good at keeping watch. ââ ââ Oh, so Iâm going into the belly of the beast? ââ ââ Sure . . . Iâll disguise myself! ââ ââ It is just a little obvious. ââ ââ Honestly, itâs very cute. ââ ââ Thatâs the first time Iâve ever done that spell. ââ ââ I was very impressed with myself. ââ ââ A total stranger would also be very useful. ââ ââ See, thatâs too many options. ââ ââ I need to focus ââ ââ That could take hours to decide! ââ ââ Yes, see!  One problem already solved. ââ ââ Thatâs too many new options. ââ ââ Those are always good. ââ ââ I feel like youâre describing a specific person. ââ ââ Oh, that sounds really attractive. ââ














