Tall People Troubles
Can I get their number
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Tall People Troubles
Can I get their number
sp00ksblog replied to your post: “How do you feel about pumpkin spice?”:
"Pumpkins are not spicy"
((i mean he’s not wrong...))
How do you feel about pumpkin spice?
“Seeming like unnecessary nonsense. Pumpkins are not spicy, why would people be making them like that?”
Genuine serial killer and ex-convict now having to act as a dad to three kids
What could possibly go wrong?
Babysitting/ part 3
(Sorry for the long delay and poor writing. I've had writers block. @excon-anatoly and @handmadecyanide)
He hesitated for a second, surprised, before wrapping his arms around her, drawing her closer.
She mumbled something into his chest before sucking in a shaky breath, her entire body quivering.
"Is everything alright?" He asked as he shifted, trying to keep them both balanced and upright. "Well, I mean, obviously...did something happen?" He cleared his throat, uncomfortable in the silence that followed. "Xena?" He tried for a moment to let go of her, to pull her away from him slightly. A choked squeak escaped from her throat, and she tightened her grip, refusing to be pulled away.
Giving up, tolya sighed. He wrapped an arm under the girl's knees, lifting her as he stood. Cali jumped to the floor with a disgruntled yelp.
Slowly, he made his way to the couch, before clumsily trying to maneuver them both into a comfortable position.
"Xena?" He tried again, whispering this time.
Another choked squeak escaped her, and she hid her face further in his chest.
Tolya froze in his panic for a moment. This was new territory for him. He had agreed to babysit for Kveto that evening. He had done everything that was asked of him. He fed the kids, got them ready for bed, did dishes. But he hadn't been warned about this. Kveto had told him what to do if Junior refused to eat his dinner, if Xena dissapeared in the middle of the evening, if Rosy refused to go to bed, but he had not given any instructions to him regarding what to do should he find himself cradling a shaking, shivering mess of a teenager.
More choked sounds came from Xena, interrupting his thoughts.
Before he knew what he was doing, he had awkwardly begun to pat her back, whispering gentle words to her.
He hoped and prayed to every higher power he could think of that Kveto would return home soon.
Tolya had been so wrapped up in Xena and her breakdown that he hadn't kept a close eye on the other Ekel children.
Rosy climbed onto the couch on one side of him, staring at Xena with an out of place, worried look. She leaned over, laying on xena, stretching her arms and giving the biggest hug she could.
Junior clambered up on the other side of him, pausing for a moment before yanking the blanket off the back of the couch and trying to cover xena in it.
"Cold? Shaking?" He was trying to help in the only way he knew how.
He also huddled with them, laying across Xena and Tolya's laps.
"...want dad" xena eventually whispered, her voice breathy and strained.
"He'll be back soon." Tolya promised. "He only left for the evening. He'll be back."
Was that what all this was about? Was she worried about Kveto dissapearing again?
He was very confused and very out of his comfort zone and very uneasy. But he couldn't deal with any of that right now, as he had three children laying across him.
Hey Tolya do u eat ass lmao
“Maybe I do. Maybe I don’t. What of it? Not like you will ever have chance to find out.”
“Hahaaa… why would anyone want to know such a thing?”
“Oh yes, is real mystery... You wouldn't happen to be having interest in such things, hmmm?"
Hey Tolya do u eat ass lmao
“Maybe I do. Maybe I don’t. What of it? Not like you will ever have chance to find out.”
Do you know how to swim?
“Last time someone asked me that question, he tried to be shoving me into a lake. Did not work. I broke his arm in three places. Yes, I can swim. Do not try to test, you will be making same mistake he did.”
[[ If a serial killer tells you he’s impressed by your badness level should you be upset or flattered?
@xena-ekel @excon-anatoly ]]
((you should be flattered. everyone else, on the other hand, should be slightly concerned...))
Have you ever worn heels?
“Do you know how hard it is to find regular shoes in my size? I’m doubting they make heels in a size 17.”
Hey Tolya! Can you tell us what you think about Kveto, Silv, and Konstantin?
“Ahh, my boys… Kveto is like kitten to me, so small and soft and sweet, but not without some bite. Silv has his annoying moments, but it’s all in the good fun, and he is very cute indeed. Kostya is funny to me; he is grumpy, yes, but you should see his face when I’m calling him *solnyshko*… Very adorable.”
“I love all three of them, without question.”
Are you ticklish?
“Ahaha, wouldn’t you like to know? Try and tickle me, and I’ll tear your hands off!” :D
“Hmm…. Would you tear my hands off?”
“Of course not, kotenok, but testing this anonymous person’s question would be a very bad idea regardless!”
Are you ticklish?
“Ahaha, wouldn’t you like to know? Try and tickle me, and I’ll tear your hands off!” :D
How would you feel knowing 3 children look up to you?
“Haha, terrified! I am not a good role-model! I’ve spent so much of my life either in the military, or killing people, or being in prison. I suppose I can only hope they pick up on the merits of fighting corruption, and protecting those important to you. Just... I would not want them to see me at a bad time.”
ooooooooh anatoly silv is talking shit!!!!
“Ahahaha, I know he is.”
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“I am going to dangle him off the roof by his ankles now!”
Tolya’s pain-tolerance is both incredible and terrifying.
This is a man who once dislocated his shoulder, popped it back into place without thinking, and just carried on with his day.
"Anatoly I need you to come to my apartment so I can absorb your body heat via cuddling, thanks in advance."
“On my way, котенок, I will come keep you warm! I’m bringing snacks, too! Don’t worry, I share them with you.”