walking contradiction

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[unanuvola]

CHANGBIN // STRAY KIDS • WORLD TOUR "RUN IT SEOUL" OFFICIAL MERCH MAKING FILM

[papawolfchris]

Adorable edition

[whysosirris]

[ironedorchid]

Kelly Link, 21st April 2026

[magimagali]

c’mon everybody!!! *runs off excitedly and no one follows me*

[oinkhop]

bonus:

seo changbin (cute ver.) in Stray Kids World Tour ＜RUN IT SEOUL＞ OFFICIAL MERCH MAKING FILM

[mewvore]

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

[desmolbean404]

QUIZ TIME!! Take this quiz, then come back and answer the poll!

100 REAL or FAKE Pokemon

100 Different 'Pokemon' will be shown to you. Choose if you think they are FAKE or REAL. Goal is to get a high score so you can brag to ever

What Was Your Score?

0%-20%

20%-40%

40%-50%

50%-60%

60%-70%

70%-80%

80%-99%

100%! (You're one smart cookie!)

Remaining time: 4 days 15 hours

[lithominium]

Put your harpy girl in a harness, then attach a big rope to the harness, then take her to the park and fly her like a kite

[grimoiremanifest]

☝️Probrlem

[lithominium]

Whats the problem

[grimoiremanifest]

how;get down

[json-derulo]

Whenever they gave us one of those "read through ALL the instructions before you begin!" trick assignments in school where the steps lead you on an increasingly ridiculous goose chase until the final one tells you to just put your name on the paper and turn it in without doing anything else, I was always like, "Okay, but what's the point? Surely the REAL world won't be anything like this." And then I grew up and discovered that not only is the real world often exactly like that, some people won't even read the first line of the instructions even if they make perfect sense. And these people are called "co-workers"

[liebelesbe]

it's so fucked that we still have Bettbezüge from like, the 90s I believe? that are still perfectly good. and a new Bettbezug we bought THIS YEAR has already been ripped to shreds by me sleeping in it. so fucked up. can we make things again that last longer than 2 months?

[awakefor48hours]

Every once in a while, I wish the friendship meter from the Sims was real so that way when people tell me "I used Chat-GPT" they can visually see just how much respect I just lost for them in that moment.

[berkelbites]

One time an acquaintance told me she entered Snape's star chart into chatgpt and I could physically feel that meter dropping three separate times over the course of her sentence

[starless-planet]

“Now, bear in mind,” *I pause, allowing time for you to visualize the bear*

[im-skel]

[prenbyw]

Spoon in the shape of a fish. Carved from some Sycamore I found just outside Wivenhoe, Essex.

[hinako-supremacy]

op i love your fish so much i made it a png

they are now a school of fish

[imfoive]

Or?

[diasdelfuego]

the thing about art is that sometimes you'll be moved to tears by stuff that is not very good

[my-tardis-sense-is-tingling]