a messy bitch

Lana | @llananall

[slimetony]

I really hope I don’t have an epic fail today

[doomy]

me as a brain surgeon

[filmbutch]

if you read this section on someone’s wikipedia before the other sections you’re gay

[asimpletwin-deactivated20181020]

My lower back is killing me…

[beyonceisstraight]

I must confess i still believe….

[mangacartaholygrail]

*refuses to look at texts* I love conversation and communication

[budzaya]

How many times can the same thing break your heart?

[switchbladesounds-deactivated20]

Jay Pharaoh’s John Mulaney impression

[butchmachine]

Holy shit

[chickenfarmersan]

[c-bassmeow]

Marina: lady marrerrrmalade

Fka twigs: *cockroach legs tapping violently then softly on microphone*

Florence: *yodeling helicopter noise to an orchestral backdrop*

Lana: itchy baby doohdooh tata! Way-dee mah-mah-lahd ….on da Hollywood sign *bwink* *bwink*

[napoleonborntoparte]

Why the fuck did I just have to read this with my own two eyes

[c-bassmeow]

I’m here leaking out lyrics and shit risking jail time and what not and this is the type of appreciation I get smh :/

[queentab]

[dwps-deactivated20210614]

Nobody is on this site for anything but shitty hot takes, shittier jokes, and porn so safe mode is a waste of everyone’s time

[hotvampireadjacent]

look, if i’m in public, i don’t want to see an anime girl getting rawed at 10 am

[dwps-deactivated20210614]

agreeing to a Russian Roulette with your dignity and public image amongst strangers on the line is part of this website’s terms of service

[hotvampireadjacent]

that’s fair

[mugicha1]

[ruinedchildhood]

[soupofthedayy]

Why do I constantly get attacked on this site

[thinking2-deactivated20171229]

the guy who has his life figured out is mario

[captainedbypalliddata]

Wine forgery, like art forgery and art theft, shouldn’t be illegal, just like any other crime where the only consequence is obscenely rich people having slightly less money

[man-in-space-deactivated2023101]

While we’re on the topic of art forgery, what about a poor family that saves every dollar to make an art investment only to find out later that it’s worthless? That’s not someone “obscenely rich” losing out.

[yiffmaster]

sorry johnny there’s no dinner tonight, we need to save all the money we can to get that Rothko at Sotheby’s next week

[suspend]

how to know if someone is serious about you: show them photos of you in 2010

[donzo1234]

[cottoncatking]

[meggory84]

IKEA bringing the SÅLT

[gunpowder-tea]

that guys comment says so much about the american nationalism and attitudes towards other countries 

[hguuy123]

[fruitsaladchewits-deactivated20]

Eartha Kitt photographed at the pool by Isaac Sutton, 1959

[cryoverkiltmilk]

Just so people don’t miss the significance, this is back when a black person sticking their TOE in the water was enough for some people to want the whole pool drained, and this picture in particular is five years before a motel owner poured acid on black people for being in a “whites-only” pool.