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[exhaustedmarauder]

there is crescent city everywhere for those with eyes to see! just watched masters of the universe and the scene with the city healing and the sword breaking... like im gagged

[greeniery]

i tried to make a venn diagram but my migraine is ironically too bad for me to have the brain power to take the time to fix the proportions and then i locked one of the text layers and got pissed off and gave up. but i kind of like it all fucked up like this

[weltenwellen]

Cameron Awkward-Rich, from "Meditations in an Emergency", Dispatch

[cherry-140]

“Lucifer hasn’t appeared to anyone for a thousand years”

Baby boy I’m gonna need you to stop talking right now

[wovi]

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joy sullivan

[fluffmugger]

[exhaustedmarauder]

hey if u guessed the zootopia villian did you also guess the zootopia villan... coming from someone who guessed neither

[greatwaytokillhim]

cereal tastes better at night because the veil is thin

[16tinyfrogs]

on watching a parent age

i saw somebody say “what if you’re gone and i haven’t become anything yet” and basically that broke me on a random thursday evening

[theriu]

OP, this is genuinely a masterpiece, three poems in one, moving and well craft. Please tell me you have submitted it to at least some poetry contests, and if not, please do so.

[16tinyfrogs]

to the person who reposted my poem a couple days ago, i read the tags and i'm so sorry for your loss. there are not words adequate to comfort you right now, but here is a piece on grief i wrote a few months ago that i hope you may relate to someday

[exhaustedmarauder]

fuck guys mistward is literally called mist ward. can someone connect that to crescent city for me

[poetpony69]

“Jimon is a crack ship”

SIMON AND JACE HAD THE MOST EROTIC SCENE IN THE ENITE SERIES?

[exhaustedmarauder]

i watched mulan for the first time and SJM totally stole the idea of leaving a woman left stranded in the snow from that scene

[chemicahs]

People don’t realize how much we sound like other things because we are created from the same laws of physics. “That potato in the microwave sounds like it’s screaming” is funny because it really is, air is vibrating out of a small hole which is how our throat works too. The babbling river that sounds like humans whispering, that’s because it’s a wet hollow cave with echo delivering the same functionality. The river doesn’t just sound like us, we sound like a river. They use a metal trashcan to create a lion’s roar for movie sound effects. But the truth is, not only does a trashcan sound like a lion, a lion sounds like a trashcan. Cars purr when you turn them on. Everything is like everything else. Inanimate objects are not so far away from life as it seems.

Remember the next time you feel more alone in the company of large buildings, or maybe less alone among the rocks of the river, that they are not completely unlike the parts of you.

[thesunnahthebetter]

[recolored-classics]

Apollo's Chariot (1906) by Odilon Redon

[exhaustedmarauder]

its been how long since ive read throne of glass and every media since im still ready to crybait myself. theres never a bad time to think about this scene

[exhaustedmarauder]

reading cc book one . sb confirm nesta and bryce kiss . pls