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BOO
I’m surprised people still follow this account.
Roxas is back! But not here. I’ve moved all of my muses to one (1) blog, because it’s easier for me.
I know I never really started here, but if you ARE looking for Roxas shenanigans, you can find me @ofallflavors
BOO
I’m surprised people still follow this account.
Roxas is back! But not here. I’ve moved all of my muses to one (1) blog, because it’s easier for me.
I know I never really started here, but if you ARE looking for Roxas shenanigans, you can find me @ofallflavors
This blog is on indefinite hiatus. If you want to roleplay, I only roleplay on discord.
If you want to roleplay with me, message me @kittyirked for my tag
{I’m deleteing/ going on hiatus for everything I own including all blogs, discord, etc.
Goodbye.
–}
high quality meme starters
taken from all over the internet, some specifically from the youtube channel siIvagunner .
❝ can i get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh BONELESS PIZZA ❞
❝ and his name is ……. JOHN CENA ! ❞
❝ succ ❞
❝ BUENOS DIAS MANDY ❞
❝ n - nani ?!? ❞
❝ omae wa, mou shindeiru . ❞
❝ how many layers of irony are you on right now ? ❞
❝ SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME . ❞
❝ [ obnoxious sound of the ever popular rickroll ] ❞
❝ they see me rollin’ . they hatin’ . ❞
❝ todokete, setsunasa ni wa ! ❞
❝ nice of the princess to invite us over for dinner, gay __ ? ❞
❝ i hope she made lotsa spaghetti ! ❞
❝ it’s the nutshack ! ❞
❝ BITCH YOU GUESSED IT ! ❞
❝ AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII, WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU ❞
❝ whoa …. whoa …. whoa …….. WHOA ! WHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOA — ❞
❝ gee ! it sure is BORING around here ! ❞
❝ you know what they say: all toasters … toast toast ! ❞
❝ it’s hiiiiiiigh noon . ❞
❝ eyyyyyyyyy, sexy lady ! ❞
❝ nice . >:] ❞
❝ i’ll have a number nine large . ❞
❝ the more you know ! ❞
❝ look at my horse . my horse is amazing . ❞
❝ epic jojoke . ❞
❝ squadala, we’re off ! ❞
❝ are you sure about that ? ❞
[ dabs ]
❝ let it go ! let it go ! ❞
❝ are you …. a real villain ? ❞
❝ well, uh … technically, uh …. nah . ❞
❝ we are number one ! ❞
❝ notice me, senpai ! ❞
❝ you’re gonna have a bad time - sans undertale [ 2015 ] ❞
❝ pokemon go to the polls . ❞
❝ is only game . why u hef to be mad ? ❞
❝ snooPINGAS usual i see . ❞
❝ POOTIS . ❞
❝ ECH . ❞
❝ do not presume . ❞
❝ i’m gay . ❞
❝ i have crippling depression ! ❞
❝ expand dong . ❞
❝ HE HAS NO STYLE ! HE HAS NO GRACE ! ❞
❝ according to all known laws of aviation — ❞
❝ what the fuck did you just say to me you little bitch ? ❞
❝ GOOD SHIT . ❞
❝ i play pokemon go everyday ! ❞
❝ BEGONE, THOT . ❞
❝ jesus christ it’s jason bourne . ❞
❝ BEHOLD THE POWER OF MY STAND ! ❞
❝ taaaaaaaake oooooooooon meeeeeeeeee ! ❞
❝ GET TO THE CHOPPA ! ❞
❝ all your base . now belong to us . ❞
❝ WOOMY . ❞
❝ i used to be an adventurer like you, until i took an arrow to the knee . ❞
❝ look at this dude . oh nononononono …. ❞
❝ i am the sand guardian, guardian of the sand ! ❞
❝ exotic butters . ❞
❝ gotta go fast ! ❞
❝ what does the fox say ? ❞
❝ pen pineapple apple pen . ❞
❝ NOOOOOOO . PLEASE GOD NO, NO . NO . NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO — ❞
❝ get out of my swamp ! ❞
❝ look at all those chickens ! ❞
❝ i’m blue, dabudee dabudi . ❞
❝ thank you, __ ! but your princess is in another castle ! ❞
❝ here i come, rougher than the rest of them . ❞
❝ HEHEHE I AM A SUPAHSTAR WARRIAH ❞
❝ press f to pay respects . ❞
❝ the cake is a lie . ❞
❝ owo what’s this ? ❞
❝ SAY WHAAAAAAAT ? ❞
❝ now this is a story all about how my life got twisted upside down . ❞
❝ it’s lit, fam ! ❞
❝ yes, hello . i was wondering i you could play that song, again . ❞
❝ smoke weed every day . ❞
❝ but hey, that’s just a theory ! A GAME THEORY ! ❞
❝ is that a motherfucking jojo reference ??? ❞
❝ [ room on fire ] this is fine . ❞
❝ fuck the police, comin’ straight from the underground ! ❞
❝ this bitch empty . YEET ! ❞
❝ god i wish that was me . ❞
❝ fuck this shit i’m out . ❞
❝ [ knuckles voice ] oh no . ❞
❝ yeah bOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII ❞
❝ dicks out for harambe . ❞
❝ guess i’ll die . ❞
❝ ya like jazz ? ❞
❝ ow the edge ❞
❝ W H O M S T’ D V E ❞
❝ words can’t hurt me these shades are gucci . ❞
❝ __, shut the fuck up and get the fuck out . ❞
❝ it’s over nine thousand !! ❞
❝ HEEEEEEYEYAAAAAEYAAAEYEYE !!!! ❞
❝ rollin’ around at the speed of sound ! ❞
❝ but that all changed when the fire nation attacked . ❞
❝ that day, humanity received a grim reminder . ❞
❝ DOH ! ❞
❝ two to the one to the one to the three . ❞
❝ so long, gay bowser ! ❞
❝ WEEWOO WEEWOO ❞
❝ GRAND DAD . ❞
Symbol Starters~
Send ☔ for our muses to share an umbrella on a rainy day.
Send 📱 for my muse to send yours a random text.
Send 📞 for my muse to call yours.
Send ✞ for our muses to meet in an empty church.
Send ⚔ to challenge my muse to a duel.
Send 😢 for my muse to comfort you.
Send 🌸 to receive flowers from my muse.
Send ☁ for our muses to watch the clouds together.
Send ⌚ to ask my muse what time it is.
Send ℃ for my muse to discuss the temperature with yours.
Send 👻 to tell ghost stories with my muse.
Send 🐩 to play with my muse’s pet (or have my muse play with yours).
Send 😘 to see my muse’s reaction to yours flirting with them.
Send 💅 to do my muse’s nails.
Send 🐎 for our muses to go horse riding together.
Send 📺 for our muses to have a TV/movie night.
Send 🍸 for our muses to have a drink together.
Send 💪 for our muses to workout together.
Send 💤 to wake my muse up from their nap.
Send 🍔 for our muses to have lunch together.
Send 💢 for my muse to get mad at yours for something they did.
Send 😓 for my muse to apologize to yours for something they did.
Send 💖 for my muse to tell yours who they currently have a crush on.
Send 💘 for my muse to ask yours who they have a crush on.
Send 💋 to randomly kiss my muse.
Send 🎃 to carve pumpkins with my muse.
Send 🎁 for my muse to give yours a gift.
Stargate: Atlantis — Hide and Seek {Sentence Starters}
“I’m invulnerable!“
“I shot him. In the leg.”
“I can do one better. Come here.”
“Well, are there any side effects?“
“What if there are monsters here?“
“You didn’t have to swing so hard.”
“'Faint’ is the proper medical term.“
“You sure it’ll do enough damage?“
“I passed out from… manly hunger.“
“You going to be okay with that leg?“
“Thank you, take your time. Man down.“
“That is beautiful! Can you believe that?“
“Do you have any idea what this place is?“
“I’m hungry already. What am I going to do?“
“Well, you know me… always eager to help.”
“This may be more serious than I suspected.“
“And we value your knowledge and expertise.“
“If this door opens, go. I’ll be right behind you.“
“I wouldn’t have thought you believed in ghosts.“
“I am sorry. What happened to you was my fault.“
“No question, it gets bloody creepy here at night.“
“Did I ever tell you how much I like Ferris Wheels?“
“I’m surprised you’re so eager to volunteer for this.”
“Some believe the ghosts of the Ancestors remain.“
“So, do you have any questions about the process?“
“Relax. You can live three or four days without water.“
“That’s very amusing. So, how long ‘til it starts working?“
“Oh, yes, very sympathetic! Let’s all mock the dying man!“
“This stuff is pretty old. It’s that, or there really are ghosts.“
“I think there is nothing certain in life… except my love for you.“
“If there is a threat here, we need to establish a proper perimeter.“
“If I don’t get this stupid thing off, I’ll be dead by the end of the day.“
“If you can hear me, I’m not angry. I just want to know that you are safe.“
“But, my people have never been in a place such as this. They are afraid.”
“I’m still trying to understand how you thought it was a good idea to test this device by having someone throw you off a balcony.”
✰ — — — LIGHT HEARTED SUGGESTIONS STARTERS
‘ the world is a little happier with you in it. ’ ‘ i have the right to be happy and i will not let you or anyone else take that from me. ’ ‘ i’m done apologizing for who i am. ’ ‘ i am stronger now and i will not say sorry. ’ ‘ let this moment be your starting point. let this moment be the one when it all began. ’ ‘ if you have nothing, you have nothing to lose. ’ ‘ it’s never too late to rebuild yourself. ’ ‘ healing takes time, but it will come. ’ ‘ your warmth and kindness is more beautiful than you know. ’ ‘ your feelings are valid. ’ ‘ your opinons are valid. ’ ‘ your happiest moment is still yet to come. ’ ‘ turn off the light and close your eyes. it can wait until tomorrow. ’ ‘ self love is a daily commitment. ’ ‘ don’t let those thoughts that are telling you can’t keep you from trying at all. ’ ‘ not today. i won’t let it defeat me. ’ ‘ stop punishing yourself. please. you don’t deserve it. ’ ‘ breathe. ’ ‘ you don’t deserve that! demand better! ’ ‘ i hope you find what your soul really needs. ’ ‘ i hope you find the happiness you yearn for. ’ ‘ there is a point where you have to let go of the anger. ’ ‘ even if your voice was shaky and you stuttered on your words, you still spoke up and i am so proud you did. ’ ‘ there’s something incredible about you and i can’t quite tell what it is. maybe that’s the magic in it. ’ ‘ i know you want more and your heart is driven like that, but don’t take on too much. ’ ‘ people aren’t always going to do and say what you want them to and that’s okay. ’ ‘ you are a living, breathing masterpiece. ’ ‘ some might not understand your beauty, but you are art nonetheless. ’ ‘ quiet down those thoughts. it’s not worth it tonight. ’ ‘ try to have gentle thoughts. ’ ‘ your intrusive thoughts are just thoughts and nothing more than that. ’ ‘ i love you… i always have. ’ ‘ i tell myself i don’t care, but i care too much. ’ ‘ maybe you and i exist together on a different wavelength than the rest of the world. perhaps, we are on a separate frequency. ’ ‘ concept: we’re both in our softest pajamas, your arms around me and our legs are intertwined. you kiss the back of my neck and tell me you won’t ever let me go. ’ ‘ look close enough and you’ll find how much i adore you in every subconscious thing i do. ’ ‘ there are countless parts of you i’ve yet to meet, yet to memorize. nevertheless, i’ll keep wanting to get to know you even when i know everything. ’ ‘ you make me feel loved in my unlovable moments and beautiful even in my ugliest ones. ’ ‘ oh darling, how deeply you’ve become a part of me. i can’t help but feel something is missing when you’re gone. ’ ‘ i can’t help but feel something is missing when you’re gone. ’ ‘ thank you for never making me inadequate or dumb or inferior. ’ ‘ your constant love and respect has given me incredible strength and confidence. ’ ‘ thank you for seeing all the good in me. ’ ‘ every night i image you beside me. ’ ‘ it breaks my heart that you can’t fall asleep with me in the same room or the same city, but i always remember that even an imagined silhouette of you is better than nothing at all. ’ ‘ the spaces between your fingers are where mine fit perfectly. ’ ‘ by some miracle, the universe created you. of all the infinite combinations of atoms, somehow that infinity filtered down to form you. ’ ‘ what people think of you is not equivalent to who you are. ’ ‘ the moment i let myself believe i was going to be okay was the moment i finally was. ’ ‘ protecting your own happiness ins’t selfish. ’ ‘ you deserve every ounce of happiness. ’ ‘ a week, a month, a year without you is nothing compared to the lifetime we’ll spend together. ’ ‘ tomorrow is a new day. and a new day after that. it’s never too late to start over. ’ ‘ i finally realize that i no longer need your approval and i never really did. ’ ‘ maybe i will be okay in the end. ’ ‘ maybe i will find all that i’m searching for. ’ ‘ maybe i will figure out all that i am. ’ ‘ whatever. whatever. whatever. let is pass right by you. ’ ‘ you are not a failure. please believe that. ’ ‘ you are only presented with obstacles you are strong enough to conquer. ’ ‘ it’s been long enough. it’s time to forgive yourself. ’ ‘ your bad days don’t make your good days any less good. ’ ‘ even in your darkest times, the sun still rises. ’ ‘ your existence wasn’t a mistaken accident, it was a creation from almost nothing to something incredible – a miracle even. ’ ‘ your feelings are your own. no one should be allowed to define them for you. ’ ‘ ever since our storylines intertwined, i haven’t stopped smiling. you are the best plot twist. ’ ‘ your thoughts are something that deserve to be heard. ’ ‘ sometimes it’s not meant to be, but that doesn’t mean there’s no value in it happening. ’ ‘ your greatest love story is the one you have with yourself. ’ ‘ i have the right to be happy and i will not let you or anyone else take that from me. ’ ‘ your existence alone has altered the world. you are more important than you know. ’ ‘ thank you for letting me forget all the bad, even just for a second. ’ ‘ you were built for whatever is thrown your way. you are ready. ’ ‘ no matter what your mind is telling you, please know that you are enough. ’ ‘ what i can’t fathom is how we can be so close yet so far away. ’ ‘ you are not a bad person for having bad thoughts. forgive yourself. ’ ‘ you are growing from this. ’ ‘ you will heal in time. ’ ‘ your strength and kindness is more beautiful than you know. ’ ‘ i’m just trying to be happy and stop thinking about what other people think. ’ ‘ i want to be someone who sees magic in ordinary things. ’ ‘ be extra. enjoy things and show it. stop apologizing for it. ’ ‘ why do you keep trying to impress people who don’t matter? ’ ‘ let go of the hate. let go of the anger. let go of the resentment. just let it go because it’s holding you back. ’ ‘ you’re really cute and you make me really happy. ’ ‘ show me your genuine care. ’ ‘ why are you beating yourself up over things you can’t control? breathe. ’ ‘ people annoy me too easily. i need to cut that shit out. i’m not cool enough to be trying to pull that. ’ ‘ underestimate me and give me the ability to prove you wrong. ’ ‘ you don’t have to have everything figured out. ’ ‘ you’re not a bad person for being angry. ’ ‘ forever is an adventure with you. ’ ‘ you are not a failure. please believe that. ’ ‘ you’re my favorite reason to stay awake. ’
sentence prompts ➝ poetry starters
‘ life— the thing that happens to us. ’
‘ you owe no one your forgiveness. ’
‘ how’s that for a happily ever after? ’
‘ silence has always been my loudest scream. ’
‘ when I die, do not waste a minute mouring me. ’
‘ “no” is short for “fuck off.” ’
‘ you shine brighter than all the starlight there has ever been or ever will be. ’
‘ i bet you regret making an enemy out of me. ’
‘ we cannot control what we remember ’
‘ i don’t even believe in people. ’
‘ it takes courage to grow up and become who you really are ’
‘ i am a world of uncertainties disguised as a girl. ’
‘ whatever it is that stirs your soul, listen to that. everything else is just noise. ’
‘ i like the disaster of the night sky, stars spilling this way and that as if they were upturned from a glass. ’
‘ resist much, obey little. ’
‘ be patient and tough; one day this pain will be useful to you. ’
‘ i am a dreamer with empty hands and I like the chill. ’
‘ i deserved someone who was willing to stay ’
‘ you’re everywhere except right here and it hurts ’
‘ time doesn’t obey our commands ’
‘ girls like her were born in a storm. ’
‘ only the brave and the broken are kind in this world. ’
‘ people aren’t born sad; we make them that way. ’
‘ some people are born with tornados in their lives ’
‘ there is nothing scarier in their minds than a girl who knows the power of her flames. ’
‘ tell them to be proud of every bit of themselves— ’
‘ some are made of witchcraft and wolf and a little bit of vice. ’
‘ these scars have never diminished your worth, they are the stories that make you whole. ’
‘ and you say you are broken, but broken mirrors like you create the most beautiful patterns of light. ’
‘ but what could you possibly see in her? ’
‘ everything, I see everything in her, because the stardust that makes her is the same stardust that makes me. ’
‘ did you really think she was a tender flower you could trample upon, and damage her very soul? ’
‘ you clutter my mind ’
‘ i close my eyes and see infinite galaxies ’
‘ i long for a life i have control of ’
‘ and all i have now are memories that feel like dreams ’
‘ don’t be afraid of getting hurt ’
‘ you have to fight to be alright ’
John Mulaney: The Comeback Kid Starters
“Wish me luck out there.” “We’ve all gone too big too fast and then run out of room.” “We’ve all made a ‘Happy Birthday’ sign.” “I don’t need to trace it. I know how big letters should be.” “Yeah, but that past is the past.” “I mean, we’re all violent here, but you’re very friendly.” “And I don’t like confrontation cuz I’ve never been in a fight before.” “I don’t give off that vibe.” “Some people give off that vibe of like ‘Do not fuck with me.’ My vibe is more like ‘Hey, you could pour soup in my lap and I’ll probably apologize to you’.” “I’m so open and vulnerable. I look like a doll that you point out molestation on.” “Show us on this white comedian where the man touched you.” “I got married since then.” “I love saying ‘my wife’. It sounds so adult.” “’My wife’ just has some kick ass to it, y’know?” “Marriage is gonna be very magical.” “I didn’t kill my wife!” “Ooh, who’s that fella? I bet he did kill his wife.” “When I was a kid I used to watch ‘America’s Most Wanted’ and I would always think to myself ‘How could another person kill someone? How could a human being kill another human being?’ And then I got cheated on and I was like ‘Oh, okay. I’m not gonna do it but I totally get it’.” “Anyone who’s seen my dick and met my parents needs to die.” “Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?” “It’s a bananas insulting expression.” “You’re not allowed to milk a cow that you don’t own.” “Ah-ha-ha, I take your milk!” [ mooing angrily ] “Roping in cows and getting milk out of them was never anything you were known for, ____.” “A lot of people think that you like bulls.” “Sure, s/he’s a bossy little Jew, but s/he takes care of you.” “I was raised Catholic, I don’t know if you can tell that from the everything about me.” “What’s the name of the bishop?” “That’s actually stand-up comedian Dan Levy.” “And a hush falls over the room.” “I was a French maid for a period of time. I was treated well in my day. I worked for a variety of sirs.” “Aw, she’s ugly.” “Cause you know how you lie to your parents?” “And then I got schooled because they introduced a bunch of new shit.” “Have a nice day.” “And also you having one.” “I like having a puppy that’s a bulldog, ‘cause it’s like having a baby that is also a grandma.” “Her body is young, her face is as old as time.” “Oh, the things I have seen, you cocksucker.” “_____ is my best friend in the world. I give her a million kisses a day.” “Hey, you’re bad at being a dog.” “Ah, yes, my title of alpha which I once had, how can I reclaim it?” “You need to show dominance over your puppy.” “Oh, yes, and what a mighty king I will be, eating dinner at 4:45 in the afternoon.” “We’re space aliens in a play about human beings that they wrote, but didn’t work that hard on.” “You’re not eating dinner, cocksucker.” “2029? That’s not a real year.” “What, were you two in the Eagles together? What is the animosity about?” “Stop snitchin’, motherfucker.” “You’re never too young to learn our national no-snitching policy.” “Hey, do you know what you’re supposed to say when a baby points at you and knowing says, ‘He has a penis?’. No, I”m asking. ‘Cuz I don’t know what to say in that situation.” “It’s okay, s/he’s just going through that phase where s/he says penis and vagina a lot.” “Well, y’know how I”m filled with rage? I’m so horny and angry all the time and I have no outlet for it. So… eggs.” “I don’t know. I know you told me. But I have had a very long day. I am very small. And I have no money. So you can imagine the kind of stress that I am under.” “(First Name Middle Name Last Name), did you bite this nice man’s dick?” “Hey, doesn’t anyone wanna know why his dick was near my biters in the first place? Isn’t anyone curious as to how I had access?” “So, how’d you lose your arm?” “Well, I was born with only one arm.” “We’re not so different, you and I. You have your law practice, and I have all these fucking markers. I guess we both have responsibilities when you look at it that way.” “My dad loved us, he just didn’t care about our general happiness or self-esteem.” “My dad is cold-blooded. He once shushed a kid during Lion King on Broadway.” “You remember being 12, when you’re like ‘No one look at me or I’ll kill myself’?” “Ah! One feels like a duck splashing around in all this wet! And when one feels like a duck, one is happy!” “Ooh, ducklings!” “Too old to a be a duckling. Quack, quack.” “My duckling days are behind me. _____, don’t you see? I’m a duck now.” “Eat ass, suck a dick, and sell drugs.” “He is a smooth and fantastic hillbilly who should be declared Emperor of the United States of America.” “Oh, me? I’m just an old old man. I don’t have the appetites.” “I slid in the room in my First Communion suit, ready to go.” “He never forgets a bitch. Ever.” “You can do whatever you want forever.” “You have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair.”
( requested by: anonymous )
DANCING QUEEN
“ you can dance ”
“ anybody could be that guy ”
“ the night is young and the music’s high ”
“ with a bit of rock music, everything is fine ”
“ you’re a teaser ”
“ leave them burning and then you’re gone ”
TAKE A CHANCE ON ME
“ honey i’m still free ”
“ take a chance on me ”
“ if you need me, let me know ”
“ i think you know that i can’t let you go ”
“ i’m in no hurry ”
MAMMA MIA
“ i’ve been cheated by you since i don’t know when ”
“ it must come to an end ”
“ how can i resist you? ”
“ i’ve been brokenhearted ”
“ i could never let you go ”
“ i can’t count all the times that i’ve told you we’re through ”
“ you know i’m not that strong ”
FERNANDO
“ can you hear the drums? ”
“ i was so afraid ”
“ we were young and full of life ”
“ there was something in the air that night ”
“ there’s no regret ”
“ i can see it in your eyes ”
“ i never thought that we could lose ”
S.O.S.
“ where are those happy days? ”
“ it used to be so nice ”
“ how can i even try to go on? ”
“ i wish i understood ”
“ when you’re near me, can’t you hear me? ”
KNOWING ME KNOWING YOU
“ there is nothing we can do ”
“ we just have to face it ”
“ breaking up is never easy ”
“ it’s the best i can do ”
SUPER TROUPER
“ i was sick and tired of everything ”
“ all i do is eat and sleep and sing ”
“ how can anyone be so lonely? ”
“ there are moments when i think i’m going crazy ”
NAME OF THE GAME
“ i’m getting more open-hearted ”
“ there’s a lot you can teach me ”
“ does it mean anything to you? ”
“ would you laugh at me if i said i care for you? ”
WATERLOO
“ the history book on the shelf is always repeating itself ”
“ i tried to hold you back but you were stronger ”
“ how could i ever refuse ”
“ i feel like i win when i lose ”
“ couldn’t escape if i wanted to ”
Haunted History
“You might not want to ask questions.”
“Sometimes the dead walk.”
“Did you hear that?”
“I think someone’s out there.”
“You really don’t want to know what happend here.”
“There was a woman out there. Did you see her?”
“I don’t suppose the neighbors have horses, do they?”
“Sometimes the dead don’t stay down.”
“Cemetery gates are locked at sundown.”
“The school’s abandoned for a reason.”
“Stay away from the mansion on the hill.”
“Was that person acting odd to you?”
“Do you hear something?”
“Why do the the crows seem to be watching us?”
“There are spirits here.”
“More than just rats, cats, skunks and ‘coons come out at night.”
“There are disturbing things in this house.”
“Do you feel that?”
“You will believe.”
“They say a woman hanged herself from the balcony.”
“Is there a child living here?”
“Do you hear music?”
“What… is… that?”
“There are things you don’t want to tangle with.”
“Stay away from dark places.”
“Fear is good. Listen to it.”
( requested by: anonymous )
DANCING QUEEN
“ you can dance ”
“ anybody could be that guy ”
“ the night is young and the music’s high ”
“ with a bit of rock music, everything is fine ”
“ you’re a teaser ”
“ leave them burning and then you’re gone ”
TAKE A CHANCE ON ME
“ honey i’m still free ”
“ take a chance on me ”
“ if you need me, let me know ”
“ i think you know that i can’t let you go ”
“ i’m in no hurry ”
MAMMA MIA
“ i’ve been cheated by you since i don’t know when ”
“ it must come to an end ”
“ how can i resist you? ”
“ i’ve been brokenhearted ”
“ i could never let you go ”
“ i can’t count all the times that i’ve told you we’re through ”
“ you know i’m not that strong ”
FERNANDO
“ can you hear the drums? ”
“ i was so afraid ”
“ we were young and full of life ”
“ there was something in the air that night ”
“ there’s no regret ”
“ i can see it in your eyes ”
“ i never thought that we could lose ”
S.O.S.
“ where are those happy days? ”
“ it used to be so nice ”
“ how can i even try to go on? ”
“ i wish i understood ”
“ when you’re near me, can’t you hear me? ”
KNOWING ME KNOWING YOU
“ there is nothing we can do ”
“ we just have to face it ”
“ breaking up is never easy ”
“ it’s the best i can do ”
SUPER TROUPER
“ i was sick and tired of everything ”
“ all i do is eat and sleep and sing ”
“ how can anyone be so lonely? ”
“ there are moments when i think i’m going crazy ”
NAME OF THE GAME
“ i’m getting more open-hearted ”
“ there’s a lot you can teach me ”
“ does it mean anything to you? ”
“ would you laugh at me if i said i care for you? ”
WATERLOO
“ the history book on the shelf is always repeating itself ”
“ i tried to hold you back but you were stronger ”
“ how could i ever refuse ”
“ i feel like i win when i lose ”
“ couldn’t escape if i wanted to ”
HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL ( 2006 ) SENTENCE STARTERS
Well, you sound like you’ve done a lot of singing, too.
Yeah, my showerhead is very impressed with me.
Do you remember in kindergarten how you’d meet a kid and know nothing about them, then 10 seconds later you’re playing like you’re best friends, because you didn’t have to be anything but yourself?
When I was singing with you, I felt like just a girl.
That might be difficult for ____, since he probably can’t count that high
Whoa, don’t tell me you’re good at hoops too.
Mmhmm. Yeah, and on the same day I invented the space shuttle and microwave popcorn.
Ah, microwave popcorn. Haha, very funny.
No one said *anything* about leotards
You *really* don’t want to do that.
Oh yes, I *really* do.
Yeah, so is a mountain lion, but you don’t pet it.
Hey, hey, hey. Look at me- right at me.
Do you know what I’m gonna do to those two overmoussed showdogs?
We need to save our show from people who don’t know the difference between a Tony Award and Tony Hawk.
Did we really fly all this way just to play more basketball?
No. You do *not* want to get into that, man. Too much drama.
It’s a crowd favorite, everyone loves a good jazz square.
Did you ever think that maybe I could be both?
That was… very disturbing! Go see a counselor!
That’s travelling. No, that’s really bad travelling.
Hey, you know what? Someday you guys might thank me for this. Or Not.
I guess the ice princess has come back from the North Pole.
You’re a cool guy, _____. But not for the reasons your friends think.
Did you ever feel like there was a whole other person inside you just looking for a way to come out?
Well congratulations, I guess I’m going to be the understudy in case you can’t make one of the shows, so break a leg.
This is a place of learning, not a hockey arena.
Did you ever think about trying something new, but were afraid of what your friends might think?
Ugh, behold the zoo animals heralding in the new year. .
This school is about more than just young men in baggy shorts flinging balls for touchdowns.
Well, wouldn’t that be awfully uncomfortable?
Action-Based Symbol Meme
Send ⁇ for my muse to grab your muse and run. Send ✭ for my muse to get hit hard by something. Send ♬ for my muse to pull yours onto the dancefloor. Send ϟ for our muses to get caught in a thunderstorm. Send ⊙ for our muses to be halfway through losing a game. Send ➜ for our muses to compete in an archery competition. Send ☈ for our muses to be lost in a hedge maze.
Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015) Sentence Starters
That’s not how the Force works!
Oh, really? You’re cold?
Is there a garbage chute… or trash compactor?
Where’s my boyfriend
I used to wonder about that myself
Listen, Big Deal. You got another problem. Women always figure out the truth. Always.
I wouldn’t be nice to you. Doesn’t pay much.
You. You’re afraid. That you will never be as strong as ______
Okay. How do we blow it up? There’s always a way to do that.
I can fly anything.
Can you unfix it?
I’ve got a bad feeling about this.
You know, no matter how much we fought… I’ve always hated watching you leave.
That’s why I did it. So you’d miss me.
I did miss you.
I didn’t know there was this much green in the whole galaxy.
Wha- why? Why are you helping me?
The droid… stole a freighter?
Hurt him? He almost killed me six times!
You hurt _____, you’re gonna deal with me!
Same thing I always do. Talk my way out of it.
I can’t explain it. And you wouldn’t believe it.
Classified, really? Me too. Big secret.
If you live long enough, you see the same eyes in different people.
We’ll see each other again. I believe that.
Oh, the ____? To me, she is royalty.
I like this thing.
Hey, can I try that?
You can understand that thing?
I need help with this giant hairy thing!
Hope is not lost today… it is found.
I never ask that question ‘till after I’ve done it.
This is *not* how I thought this day was going to go.
If I told you, you wouldn’t like it.
Listen to me, will you? I know every time you… Every time you look at me you’re reminded of him.
You think I want to forget him? I want him back.
No, it’s not. Leave here with me. Come home. We miss you.
✰ — — * PARKS & RECREATION SENTENCE STARTERS
‘ i tried to make ramen in the coffee pot and i broke everything. ’ ‘ i typed your symptoms into the thing up here and it says you could have network connectivity problems. ’ ‘ there’s only one thing i hate more than lying: skim milk, which is water that’s lying about being milk. ’ ‘ don’t be such a baby. i cooked you some bacon for a trail snack. ’ ‘ i really only listen to german death reggae and halloween sound effects records from the 1950s. ’ ‘ whenever she asks me for the latin names of any of our plants, i just give her the names of rappers. ’ ‘ i once forgot to brush my teeth for five weeks. ’ ‘ i didn’t actually sell my last car, i just forgot where i parked it. ’ ‘ i don’t know who al gore is and at this point i’m too afraid to ask. ’ ‘ when they say 2% milk, i don’t know what they other 98% is. ’ ‘ i’ve only slept nine hours over the past four days so i’m right on the verge of a nervous breakdown. ’ ‘ upon my death, all of my belongings shall transfer to the man or animal who has killed me. ’ ‘ since i am not a rabbit, no, i do not want a salad. ’ ‘ you’re like an angel with no wings. ’ ‘ oh my god you have to stop using the word ‘nipple.’ ’ ‘ you’re right, i know. i have to be a grown up… but it’s so hard! ’ ‘ i was reading an encyclopedia and i tripped or ‘fell over’ and hit my head. or ‘brain helmet.’ ’ ‘ oh my god, your boobs are dead. ’ ‘ i have a medical condition, alright! it’s called caring too much and it’s incurable! ’ ‘ he put all my records into this rectangle! the songs just play one right after the other! this is an excellent rectangle! ’ ‘ if i keep my body moving and my mind occupied at all times, i will avoid falling into a bottomless pit of despair. ’ ‘ guys love it when you can show them you’re better than they are at something they love. ’ ‘ jogging is the worst. i mean, i know it keeps you healthy, but god, at what cost? ’ ‘ i have done nothing wrong, ever, in my life. ’ ‘ i know this and i love you. ’ ‘ that’s too much responsibility. i gotta find a way out of this. ’ ‘ you are a wonderful person. your friendship means a lot to me and you look very beautiful. ’ ‘ i was kind of getting sick of listening to them talk about their relationship, but then i remembered that alcohol existed. ’ ‘ i got stung once and i’m immune. go ahead and sting me, bees! it does nothing! ’ ‘ i’m not afraid of cops! i have no reason to be. i never break any laws, ever… because i’m deathly afraid of cops. ’ ‘ i’m fine. it’s just that life is pointless and nothing matters and i’m always tired. ’ ‘ there will be alcohol there, so i will go as well. ’ ‘ i can’t go because i don’t want to. ’ ‘ i’m just gonna stay angry, i find that relaxes me! ’ ‘ i don’t want to seem overdramatic, but i don’t really care what happens here. ’ ‘ i’m just gonna leave early and go home. ’ ‘ if any of you need anything at all, too bad. ’ ‘ you have never been neutral on anything in your life. you have an opinion on pockets. ’ ‘ dance up on me! ’ ‘ i have an idea, it’s very uncool. it’s not illegal, technically. but it is a dick move. ’ ‘ one time my refrigerator stopped working. i didn’t know what to do. i just moved. ’ ‘ you’re stupid and you’re drunk and you’re stupid. ’ ‘ you don’t even know one thing. i didn’t even say one thing and then she asked me the whole thing and i didn’t even do it once. ’ ‘ i’m like an elephant, okay? if i walk into a room, it’s like, ‘oh he’s in there.’ ’ ‘ bababooey. ’ ‘ mac and cheese pizza?! you’re making that?! ’ ‘ i was dying earlier today. and then i died. now i’m dead. ’ ‘ the only thing i will be waving is your decapitated head on a stick in front of your weeping mother! ’ ‘ i don’t want to be overdramatic, but today felt like 100 years in hell and the absolute worst day of my life. ’ ‘ i have been kind of tense lately. just thinking about the new star wars sequel. ’ ‘ it does look sad. kind of. sorry for stepping on you, floor. ’ ‘ if you rearrange the letters of peru, you can spell europe. ’ ‘ you’re as guilty as you are sexy. ’ ‘ this maze is like a maze. ’ ‘ sometimes when i blow my nose, i get a boner. i don’t know why. it just happens. ’ ‘ so i feel like you were mad at me yesterday and i don’t know why so i made a list of everything i did and i’m gonna try not to do any of them again. ’ ‘ no, i’m not crying, okay? i’m allergic to jerks! ’ ‘ i don’t even have time to tell you how wrong you are… actually, it’s going to bug me if i don’t. ’ ‘ with all due respect, you’re a major dick. ’ ‘ the calzones… betrayed me? ’ ‘ who hasn’t had gay thoughts? ’ ‘ do you think a depressed person could make this? no! ’ ‘ i like your energy. what do you say you and i ride go-karts later? ’ ‘ three words: treat. yo. self. ’ ‘ treat yo self. it’s the best day of the year! ’ ‘ i’ll tell you what. here’s the deal. if you get fired, i’ll quit, and we’ll leave together. i’m serious! move to a new city, change our names… burn our fingertips off with acid… swap faces… if we have to. ’ ‘ monsters don’t have souls? uh, have you seen monsters inc? ’ ‘ i make my money the old fashioned way: i got run over by a lexus. ’ ‘ i took this thing called ‘zapvigil’ which apparently is what israeli fighter pilots use to stay awake so… right now it looks like i’m talking to a giant crab. stay away from me crab! ’ ‘ well, you suck at being polite, sir. ’ ‘ at one point, for no reason, i just took off my shoes and held them in my hand. ’ ‘ three, two, one, and my shift’s over… what the fuck is your problem?! ’ ‘ math is worthless in real life. i mean, there’s an app for calculating tips. that’s all you need. ’ ‘ your house isn’t haunted, you’re lonely. ’ ‘ just because i can’t go out with him, someone else can? wow. ’ ‘ oh, this is bad. i should not have done this. ’ ‘ she’s the worst person i’ve ever met. i want to travel the world with her. ’ ‘ no, no, no, no. i’m not lonely. i have me. ’ ‘ i love watching russian traffic accidents on youtube while i play children’s music at the wrong rpm. ’ ‘ god, i am so annoyed that he would hypothetically do that. ’ ‘ you beautiful, rule-breaking moth. ’ ‘ you beautiful, naive, sophisticated newborn baby. ’ ‘ you beautiful tropical fish. ’ ‘ hope no one minds if i livetweet this bitch! ’ ‘ i just want to hear the doctor say that he had a fart attack. is that too much to ask? ’ ‘ the only things i like are dogs and sleeping late. ’ ‘ it kind of sucks that i’m super broke and i want to buy you stuff and it’s embarrassing that i can’t. ’ ‘ i don’t want anything. i just want to hang out with you. ’ ‘ you’ve killed my spirit. my spirit’s blood is on your hands. ’ ‘ i hate people. ’ ‘ you can see the stars, which i hate. they’re creepy. ’ ‘ i will kill you slowly with a giant syringe. ’ ‘ what? i love garbage. ’ ‘ i only tell the truth when it makes me sound like i’m lying. ’ ‘ i want to be burned at the stake. ’ ‘ i’m going to murder you a thousand times. ’ ‘ people who buy things are suckers. ’ ‘ this is 100% certified for realskis. ’ ‘ well, if there’s anyone who can bring my parents together, it’s no one. no one can ever bring them together. ’ ‘ getting married is the bravest, most wonderful thing you can do because every day you come home and you’re just like, ‘what? it’s you! i love you! you’re my sexy roommate. we love each other.’ ’ ‘ i am 100% certain that i am 0% sure of what i’m going to do. ’ ‘ my anxiety has kept me up for over 50 hours. ’ ‘ maybe we should find the person who stole your positive attitude. ’ ‘ scientists believe that the first human being who will live 150 years has already been born. i believe i am that human being. ’ ‘ messy is fun, okay? my whole life is a giant mess and i love it. ’ ‘ friendship is better because friends help you move. they drive you to the airport. boyfriends just… love you and marry you. ’ ‘ i hope you brought a change of clothes cause your eyes are about to piss tears. ’ ‘ everything hurts and i’m dying. ’ ‘ i need you to text me every 30 seconds saying everything’s gonna be okay. ’ ‘ let me just say, from the bottom of my heart: my bad. ’ ‘ there are no consequences to my actions anymore. i’m like a white, male u.s. senator. ’ ‘ hey, are you busy? and writing star trek fan fiction does not count. ’ ‘ what do we…? like, what do we do? like, what do we do? um, how- how do we- how…? how… how… how? what do we do?! ’ ‘ oh, also, i have a little secret… i’m drunk. ’ ‘ i do say the cutest stuff. ’ ‘ i don’t want to cause a panic… news flash: we’re screwed! ’ ‘ velvet slippies, cashmere socks, velvet pants, cashmere turtle. i’m a cashmere-velvet candy cane. ’ ‘ you shut your mouth! you have all the strengths! ’ ‘ never half-ass two things. whole-ass one thing. ’ ‘ i’m a simple man. i like pretty, dark-haired women and breakfast food. ’ ‘ i guess i kind of hate most things, but i never really seem to hate you. ’ ‘ time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge. let’s go! ’ ‘ i have no idea what i’m doing, but i know i’m doing it really, really well. ’ ‘ ovaries before brovaries. ’ ‘ sometimes you gotta work a little so you can ball a lot. ’ ‘ i have never taken the high road, but i tell people to ‘cause then there’s more room for me on the low road. ’ ‘ just remember, every time you look up at the moon, i, too, will be looking at a moon. not the same moon, obviously. that’s impossible. ’ ‘ i’m just gonna go live under a bridge and ask people riddles before they cross. ’ ‘ i love games that turn people against each other. ’ ‘ i don’t care about that prize, but i’m gonna win because i want his happiness to go away. ’ ‘ that is the coolest sentence i have ever heard somebody talk. ’ ‘ i wanted to make fun of stupid people while i get drunk. my two true passions. ’ ‘ i am big enough to admit that i am often inspired by myself. ’ ‘ if i could go back in time and cut your eyeballs out, i would. ’
