Existing is petty

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Riddle me this, riddle me that, watch out, this bitch is back!

Guys, I'm alive. it's actually been a whole ass year. Somehow I was growing in followers?????? Anyways, No one and nothing can suppress my joy for writing. I've obviously changed a lot in style, interests and writing level. I hope you can all trust that I will continue to respect, honor and write your requests beautifully. just know, I'M BACCCKKKK.

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Open you say? ~ Well then hope you don't mind matching me up for genshin & bsd? Off the bat I'll let you know I'm 22 so let's keep it in my age group ^^". I have curly short reddish hair & wear glasses, I like to dress in dark clothes & don't shy away from more revealing clothing. I'm quiet most of the time unless I talk about something I'm passionate about. I put up a thought front to hide my sensitive nature. I can be impatient and prefer when people are honest and direct with me (as I am myself). I like candles, incense & different types of tea. I dislike noise (although I go to a club from time to time) arrogant people and those who stick to problems when there's a clear solution/don't listen to advice but ask for it. Recently I lost interest in my previous hobbies which were mainly drawing, painting, demonology & watching anime, so I'm trying to pick up new ones up by far I only have reading and occasional horror movies

Thank you in advance ♥︎

Hello! Thank you so

Much for the ask! I apologize for the really long wait I had a very busy and stressful week. I hope you enjoy!

P.s about the Genshin matchup I don’t know if your ok with who I picked so if not please inform me 

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Zhongli

Zhongli can talk for hours on topics he’s very knowledgeable about. Although he still a listener rather than a talker. Zhongli would be so inspired by your words as you talk about the things you love.  Zhongli can come off as very cold but he’s actually very caring and warm.  While Zhongli is patient himself, he is very honest with people. (Unless there is a contract that says otherwise. ) Tea and incense you say? Zhongli  reeks of tea leaves and even more so, incense. So much so your nose could tingle as he walks by. Zhongli prefers quiet environments they help him focus. Although Zhongli is very patient he prefers to get this over with. If there’s a problem the first and best  solution that appears would be his first choice of action. Zhongli has been alive for a while he’s talented in particle everything this man can knit a mean sweater.

Doppo Kunikida

Kunikida is more of a listener than a talker but he’ll always show he’s listening.  Doppo can be very stoic but inside he is so kind and warm.  Kunikida is in the type of job where you see things that are unpleasant and that also means you can’t get emotional. Kunikida is sometimes a little to honest, it’s mainly because he’s very decisive. Kunikida has a few candles and enjoys a cup of tea or coffee in the morning and evening.once again Kunikida is very decisive once a good solution appears he’ll take it. Kunikida has his whole life planned out and so his hobbies are too reading and writing mainly but a few other that come and go. 

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Sugar coated- Chapter IX (9)

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 ” you can’t actually be serious, Ranpo you’re the greatest detective of all time I would strongly believe that you have the ability to solve this case on your own in less than an hour and none the less you have an agency at your disposal why partner with me?”   

“ why of course I won’t deny that I could solve this case solo but this gives me a wonderful excuse to spend time with my adorable best friend!” Ranpo seemed more energetic than usual this morning… “ I don’t know if we’re gonna be friends much longer if I’m gonna have to wake up at this hour every day to help you with this case…” you mumbled under your breath these words yet, Ranpo jumped up and Gripped your shoulders tightly. 

“Please don’t! I’m sorry…” Ranpo just pouted and shook your body aggressively. You just placed your hands on his chest and gently pushed him off you. “It’s too late now… just give me a few minutes to get changed and I’ll head out with you.” You attempted to move to your room but a shout from Ranpo made you pause for a few seconds. “Hot chocolate first! then we can head out!” You just gave him a thumbs up and continued on your way. 

You got changed and prepared yourself for what awaited you. You left the room and traveled to the kitchen in order to make Ranpo his drink. Ranpo strutted into the kitchen when he heard your movement. “So do we have any leads on what happens to her?” Ranpo hummed before giving any reply. “Yes, we found quite the goldmine but not enough to find where she is.” Ranpo began tapping his foot gently against the floor. It seemed he was trying got hide his anxiety but it didn’t pass you well. 

“Well we discovered camera footage of her both entering and leaving the supermarket, we also discovered more cameras catching a view of a person following her after she left, we still have yet to discover what sort of organization did this.”  Ranpos foot-tapping ceased once you placed the mug before him.” well what are we doing first?” You felt a little annoying but the questions needed to be asked.

Ranpo took a small break from his hot chocolate to answer your second question,” visit the person we caught on camera. Kunikida did some remarkable digging.” We’re you even surprised at this point? Barely.  You sat in peaceful silence until Ranpo placed his empty mug on the table. “Let’s go!” He bounced up and swiftly skipped to the door of your apartment, you followed close behind at a slower pace. 

Everyone’s favorite duo was once again walking along the sidewalk. Ranpo was way too peppy for such a dark time.  Ranpo talked about the smaller details of what they had discovered along the way. “Ranpo how did you meet Yosano?” Ranpo went into his long history with Yosano leaving out some of the more scary and personal details.  

You only listened closely. Their relationship was fascinating, it appeared that Yosano didn’t like Ranpo but in the bigger picture they were wonderful friends.  Ranpo had a strong trait in Yosano and the same on Yosanos part. 

You neared what seems to be a terrible neighborhood. There was rumble and trash littering the streets and sidewalks. Houses were run down, rusted, and crumbling. vandalism covered a majority of the walls.  There was no sign of children of family or even happiness. The Silence was loud booming even, the atmosphere was enough to make one desire death. The air reeked of chemicals and evil. The atmosphere seemed dark and your anxiety increased.

You both approached a house that seemed to be barely standing mold-covered small parts of the walls and overgrown vines hid the house. Ranpo went to kick down the already destroyed door before you said, “shouldn’t we knock?” Ranpo gave you the most concerned look before angrily whispering, “They are criminals, not elderly neighbors!” Then his foot met the door and it came falling down. You only frowned before walking into the house. 

You and Ranpo wandered through the rooms searching for whereabouts or clues until you came to what appeared to be a bedroom Ranpo opened the door expecting to find an intimidating criminal but instead he found someone else….

To be continued..

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Hi hi! I want to apologize for the long wait on my asks I have like an overwhelming busy week so it’s going to take some time. Once again I apologize and I’ll get it all soon.

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Hi! Can. I request cotton candy + sprinkles for Atsumu x reader? Thank you:)

Hello! Thanks for the ask! I hope you’re enjoying the event so far.  I apologize for the wait and I hope you enjoy! 

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Event summary:

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Order: cotton candy with sprinkles topped with Atsumu 

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Prompt: “I’m not jealous!”

Charecters: Atsumu Miya.

Flavor/type reveal: scenario, fluff & crack. 

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You and Atsumu have been dating for a few months and the real tío ship sure has made your life more… interesting? Atsumu was both very teasing and clingy. If Atsumu didn’t see you all day expect him to spam your phone. He certainly brought more people and entertainment to ur life. Although You couldn’t exactly specify whether this was a good or bad occurrence. 

Atsumu and you were taking a walk throughout the park. Atsumu had your hand intertwined with his own. He gave you a light squeeze every one and a while as you walked on the concrete paths. Atsumu would point out different pets of the park, a majority being pretty flowers. 

He would pick some for you anytime he saw a group and when handing the hoard over he would say continuously,”The most pretty flowers, for the most pretty lady!” He was always grinning ear to ear when you politely thanks him for the gift. Near the end of your walk you neared an older couple sitting on a bench not to far away. 

As you approached to noticed there was a Cat/dog (whichever you prefer)sitting in the lap of one of the women. You let out a gasp and ran to the women.“Can I pet them?” The other lady sitting next to the cat nodded. Atsumu only stood where you had disconnected from his hand, a pout consuming his face. 

“Where did you get them?” One of the two women explained that it was a wedding gift and she began rambling on about the animal. Atsumu finally approached and gave the poor thing one look. his soft gaze turned to one of disgust. You quickly noticed his look and dragged him away before he could say anything harsh. 

No words were said as you reached the end of your walk. Atsumu had been staring at the ground with an annoyed look ever since you pulled him away. The only contact he made with you was when he grabbed your wrist roughly and continued walking. Finally when you pried your hand away from his and looked at him in the eyes his expression changed to one of embarrassment. 

Now it is not easy to embate Atsumu. You could reveal his one of his darkest secrets and he would stay composed.  “Atsumu… were you…” Atsumu attempted to put his hands over your mouth to silence you but you stepped back in order to speak.“We’re you jealous of that dog/cat..?” Atsumu covered his face with the palm of his hands. “No, I’m not jealous!” His voice was terrifyingly serious.  

“It’s alright to admit Atsumu.” He only nodded his head ‘no’ aggressively. You only sighed and patted him on the back. He looked away seemingly avoiding your eyes. You laughed before grabbing his hand and walking forward dragging him along with you. Atsumu finally perked your a little though he still looked slightly bothered. 

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Hi! Is the event or matchups open currently?

the event and matchups are currently the only asks Im taking so yes!

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Hi!! I was wondering if I could have a matchup for Dangerous Fellows??

Personality type: INFP

Zodiac sign: cancer

Age: 20

Pronouns: she/her

Appearance: I’m 4’11, a little rounder, with brown eyes and brown hair that’s a curly bob. From what I’ve heard from my friends, I’m mostly cute- cute appearance, cute style, cute vibes. My clothing style is mostly casual, spiced up with either a flannel or a sweater, but there’s days when I love wearing a dress or a skirt.

Personality: I’m a pretty anxious & awkward person, especially around new people or new situations. Social situations are difficult for me. If we’re close, though, I go from 0-100. I’m bubbly and funny and silly and loud. I’m mostly laughing at whatever, usually something dumb. Though if I’m with someone who likes to talk more than me or has more to say, I’m always happy to listen. I try to match the mood of the people I’m with as best as I can.

I’m not the sharpest bulb in the toolbox- I sometimes don’t realize obvious things or forget stuff a lot. I spend more time inside of my own head than outside of it. I’ve got a tendency to overthink and close myself off when I’m anxious. I’ve got a few confidence issues and all that jazz, but I’m trying to work on getting better.

Hobbies: writing (the love of my life), reading, spending hours watching mostly any content I can get my hands on (mostly about recent hyperfixations), spamming my friends, and zoning out on walks. I also love doing things with my friends, even if it’s just hanging out. Just being in the same room as them makes my week. But I need days by myself, or else I’ll be on edge. I may not do much, but I’m okay with that until the boredom kicks in.

Pet peeves: being treated or thought of as a kid and having my feelings/opinions invalidated are my two big serious ones. I can’t handle arguments or conflict either.

Hello! Thank you for the ask! I apologize for the wait but I hope you enjoy! 

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Your matchup is… (insert really aggressive drumroll*)

Harry

Harry defiantly had a warm  and encouraging aura. Harry can be both a talker and a listener. He can keep up a conversation but he doesn’t mind listening to rambling at all. The one thing Harry isn’t is oblivious he has such a good memory it’s frightening. He can practically remember the day he was born.  Man wont even give you the opportunity to forget anything. 

Harry isn’t the smartest person in the world but he’s above average intelligence.Harry tends to shove his overthinking to the back of his mind. He’s very aware of what overthinking can lead too. Henry loves reading romances. He thinks that love is so beautiful like a work of art. Harry also loves writing short love stories. Harry would love to watch shows and movies with you! While Harry treats all with kindness he does not dismiss feelings or treat people like children.

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Sugar coated- Chapter VIII

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Nothing. Absolutely nothing. The small room was crowded with antiques And furniture yet, there was no Yosano to be found. You heard Ranpo from

In front of you let out a breath of relief. “Let’s check out the bedroom. Just stay close behind me.” Ranpos seemed a lot more confident as he set a steady pace to a door at the end of a hallway. 

The atmosphere was tense but Ranpos tightening grip on your wrist was reassuring in a way. The door let out a horror movie grade cream and Ranpo took his time entering the room. After entering your eyes took a quick tour around the room. You looked to the bed expecting to find Yosano in bed sleeping. Except, there was no Yosano in sight.  Ranpos gave was solid and locked onto the bed as well. His face showed no obvious signs of emotions. 

He glanced to you and you stood staring at him. The corners of his mouth flex downwards. “Give

Me a small moment please, I need to make a call. We’ll leave soon.” You nodded and went to a different corner of the room. Ranpos ringtone rang out and he put his phone to his ear. “Hello.”  The call sounded serious at Ranpos tone. You couldn’t hear the other side of the phone call but Ranpos words gave you a hint at what was occurring. 

“It’s Yosano, she’s not home.” You assumed from the start that this call was concerning the missing doctor. “Could you check the cameras around the busy streets? Send me any possible leads.” Ranpo hummed and you noticed he shifted towards you only a little when the person on the line spoke. “No  need, I have an ideal partner for this case.”  He nodded again and hummed before hanging up. 

“I’ll walk you home.” He started at you seemingly waiting for you to make some sort of movement. “Isn’t this your building? Why walk me home?” You just quirked an eyebrow at him. Ranpo chuckled before replying, “a real gentlemen would walk his lady home, I am a gentleman after all.” You were a little flustered when he referred to you in a manner of ‘his lady’ but he only smiled from ear to ear. 

He walked out of the room leaving you behind assumably trying to get you to make a move. You followed after shortly attempting to catch-up. He seemed to be walking faster every time you were close to catching up. What a prick… you finally were able to walk side by side along the sidewalk. Ranpo was continues at a fast pace apparently ‘fast walking’. 

 You then decided it was finally the right time to ask the question that was weighing on your mind. “What’s up with the Yosano situation?” You prodded at Ranpo and he turned to face you. It seemed that the serious Ranpo you had seen durning the trip to the apartment was a rare happening because now he seemed as childish as usual.

“We cant say for sure yet, but we will know soon because the greatest detective Ranpo Edogawa is on the case!” You smiled at his prideful talk. There was still that worried bubble deep within your chest but, you tried to suppress it in an attempt to enjoy the moment. Ranpo stopped at a road crossing and said you would have to guide from now on because Ranpo had no clue where you lived. 

You were nearing you apartment while still conversating with Ranpo. He had started a debate over the best animal and the conversations aggressiveness was escalating rapidly.  Ranpos points against you were both personal and incredibly stupid. The two of you approach the entrance to your apartment complex. Ranpo gave you a large grin and waved you goodbye, you walked into the apartment building it at a sluggish pace.   

You made your way into your apartment prepared for a bed and had a peaceful sleep for the rest of the night.

You woke up the next morning to a banging at your door. You groaned and rubbed your eyes. It was way too early for this what time was it? You got out of bed in your pajamas and slippers to make your way to your apartment door. When you opened it prepared to yell at whoever was knocking you discovered…

to be continued…

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Hi! Can i request a matchup with a Bsd and Assassination classroom male? Im a female , INTP, capricorn sun and aries moon, capricorn rising, Initially im very quite and serious but when we get to know each well enough i can be talkative playful and energetic. I get excited easily and ive been told that im very gullible and don't doubt anything im told (not street smart). Im very straight forward but when it comes to what im thinking and i get embarrassed easily and tsundere is something i get called a lot too .

I just have a hard time being vulnerable cuz i wanna come off as strong and reliable even tho I am prone to being careless and naive but i love being someone my friends and family can rely on and i try to be a good listener even if i suck at verbalizing things myself. I act tough but secretly want to be taken care of and be spoiled (not that ill ever admit it). Im passionate about my job and hobbies which include drawing or writing.

Likes - Food, music, walks, watching sports, people who are good listeners bc usually im the one who listens most of the time when my friends ralk so its nice be listened to as well.

Dislike- clingy people, indecisiveness, people who are moody or way too emotionally dependent , instability, gray relationships, tardiness.

Thank you 💕

Hello! Thank y oh for the ask! I apologize for the wait! I’ve been both very tired and busy lately. I hope you enjoy.

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Your matchup is…

Doppo Kunikida 

Kunikida can be a little naive when you’re a persuasive person.  Kunikida isn’t the most talkative he is much more of a listener that adds in his own comments every once and a while.  Kunikida isn’t exactly a  tsundere but he gets flustered very easily and he tries to hide it.

We’ve seen the entire agency put their trust in Kunikida because of how reliable he is.   Kunikida is very patient about not only his morals but his hobbies as well. As we all know Kunkida is a big writer. Kunikida is anything but clingy, he’s not cold he just would rather you be independent. Kunikida is only tardy when Dazai hold him back forcibly. 

Tadaomi Karasuma

Karasuma appears intimidating and has a terrible sense of humor but he’s much softer once you get to know him. Karasuma is brutally honest… he also gets flustered way too easily but he’s decent at containing it. 

Karasuma has learned to hide his emotions for his occupation so you won’t see him emotional very often. Karasuma struggles to communicate his emotions a lot. Karasuma dosent have many hobbies but there hobbies he does have he does them very often.  

Karasuma loves activity being active makes him feel productive. Karasuma isn’t the best at conversations so listening is preferred. Karasuma has never been the type to depend on others. He may seem grumpy 24/7 but he just isn’t very good at displaying how he feels. Tardiness isn’t a word is Karasumas mind. He is always on time. 

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The ice cream event idea is ADORABLE 😭 I hope you don’t mind me sending one since I did another request earlier but I couldn’t help myself LMAO

I think I’m gonna go with banana and m&ms for satoru gojo please >:)

tyty! 💫

Hello! Thank you very much for the ask and I’m delighted  you found the event cute! I hope you enjoy!

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Event information: 

Link to menu and event summary

Order: banana, m&ms and Satoru Gojo!

!! Reminder when a flavor is chosen the genre of the flavor changes!!

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Prompt: “Can you hold my hand?” 

Charecter/s: Satoru Gojo

Type/flavor: soulmate au, scenario.

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In a world where soulmates were destined for each other peoples hearts were  constantly consumed with want and need to find their true love. Of course teenagers went my touching random people in hopes their world would be abruptly filled with color. As you grew older the desire and hope you had shrank.  More and more people your age could see the colors and wonders of the would yet, your world was still doused in black and white. 

You were fine with your current life. Of course the desire to find your soulmate was strong within the back of your mind but now it just seemed like an unnecessary want.  Your good friends still persisted  that you should at least try to find someone to love whether or not they were your soulmate, and you did just that. 

You were constantly set on blind dates with different people but as soon as you sat down with them they touched you with desperation in their eyes and as soon as they realized color wasn’t going to appear they left you sitting in your place. You had practically given up until your friend set you up with ‘supposedly’  everyone’s dream guy.

You were expecting him to touch you and be quickly disappointed but instead it seemed as though he was set on getting to know you. Your friend wasn’t lying he was quite charming. He didn’t even attempt to graze your skin the entire evening he was flirty but  respectful. He left without even mentioning the word soulmate. 

He continued to go on dates and he continued to flatter and flirt with you. It was to the point where you actually wished you could spend more time with him. Finally Gojo had invited you to a picnic with him. Gojos dates had always Been well thought out and romantic and it made you gush at his romantics. 

He had laid out a blanket under a large shady willow tree. He had brought snacks and some cute shaped sandwiches. “You know (Reader) you truly are an amazing soul.” Gojo had always complimented you a lot but this seems so much more… personal and loving. 

“ can hold my hand?” You smiled at Gojo before reaching over to grab his hand  for a moment you had completely forgotten that the concept of soulmates existed. You world  was suddenly engulfed with hues or blue and green. The wonder of colors flooded your senses and you snapped your head up to look at Gojo. He seemed equally shocked but he had a smug grin painted on his face. It was then you saw the shades and glow of his eyes. 

The way his eyes seemed to shine like an aquamarine ring. “ I knew I loved you but it seems this was destiny All along.” His hand grasped your own. He lifted your frozen hand up to his face and he gently kissed your knuckles. He only smiled once ilia you finally registered the idea that the new found love of your life had been casually dating you for months straight. 

Gojo finally pulled you closer and placed a chaste kiss on your lips. It was short and sweet and it only made him fall harder for you. “ You look even more charming in these bright colors.” He only smiled when you gushed. He gave you hand a tender squeeze. “We should hold hands more often.” You only smiled at him again. 

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

TANJIRO AND I ARE CELEBRATING OUR BIRTHDAYS TODAY WOOOOOOO!!

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Hello! im trying to get asks out but its my birthday week so im very busy but i promise asks will be answered soon!

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Hi! I was wondering if your matchups are open?

Hello! and yes!

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hi hi i hope im getting this even request right but could i request strawberry and fresh fruit with ei from genshin? if im not doing it right please tell me!! have a nice day

Hello! You are definitely correct with your request! I did not expect you guys to hop on this event so fast and I’m overjoyed that you did! I thought no one would be interested.  I hope you enjoy!

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Event information: 

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Order: strawberry with fresh fruit, and ei! 

!! Reminder when a flavor is chosen the genre of the flavor changes!!

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Prompt: “you are adorable.”

Charecter/s: Ei/Raiden Shogun

Type/flavor: senario, angst with comfort.

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Being the partner of the almighty. Shogun meant a lot not only reputation wise but, also life wise. You were practically famous through the nation. Of course, there was bound to be rumors and gossip about the dynamic and love filled relationship you had with Ei.

Most were positive, the people admired you as a icon. Then there was those that were envious. Envious of your status, your happiness, your love. You tried to let no negative comments affect you as there will always be negativity In this world but sometimes negativity that is ignored can build your own up and hit you all at once. 

You had been having the regular typical day you always had. Today you wanted to cook for your lover but your humble abode wasn’t completely stocked with the ingredients that you desired. Ei had insisted that she acquire someone to shop for you but you stood your ground and denied her request. You wanted this surprise meal to be special.  

While Ei left to deal with her duties you journeyed out to the shops of Inazuma. You wondered around searching for quality ingredients until you overheard the mutters of a group of citizens. “Yes… what does she see in them? They’re are so many fair maidens that fill this land yet she chose… someone so below average?” Your heart stopped at the words that were whispered between the huddle. It was then you notice all of the eyes burning holes into your skin.

You tried to continue walking but the shiver that chilled you body due to the stares of all the shoppers and vendors made your chest tighten. Your breath seemed to catch in your throat as your pace hastened. If you finished the shopping you could just go home and begin cooking.   You eyes began to water as you quickly observed all of the ingredients you were buying. You rushed to buy them and exit the market. Your chest seemed to squeeze with every glance to the side as you noticed more and more stares on you.

You reached the entrance of your home. The Gaurds stationed outside noticed how distressed you were and let you pass quickly not wanting to make matters worse with questions.  As soon as you entered the safety of your home tears began to spill down your cheeks. You rubbed your cheeks raw. 

With your cheeks still damp and eyes still watery you made your way to the kitchen to place the purchased items down.  You left to go get a cloth to wipe your swollen eyes. You reached a mirror and once you looked at your reflection your confidence spiraled. They were right. There were so many charming people that filled this nation so… why me?

You jumped when you heard a door slide open. You quickly removed yourself from the bathroom. You found Ei standing by the entrance to your living space blankly staring at you. You attached her to welcome her but, she cupped your red, still mildly damp cheeks in her hand as she gave you a stoic expression. 

Her eyes traced along your features and she brushed her thumbs on your cheeks. “Why me? Why do you love me Ei?” The corners of her lips tilted down and her eyebrows furrowed. “Because you are adorable. Your flaws and your strengths are adorable.” That was all you needed you pulled her in for a sudden hug. She tensed at first but began to hug back. “I love you Ei.” You mumbled but Ei heard you loud and clear “I… I love you as well.”

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AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THE NEW GENSHIN TEASER LITERAL SHIVERS AAAAAAHHHHHHHH THEY ALL LOOK SO SCARY THE WOMEN THO THEY ARE SO ATTRACTIVE HELP

bro the new teaser the official genshin impact youtube channel just posted....

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hi! :) if you write for him, could i ask for some general affection and relationship headcanons for mello from death note? it’s loving him hours tbh I would die for that man

Hello! Thank you so much for both of the asks they made me so happy! I wanted to get them hot second since I watched death note so please correct me if any of these seem inaccurate. both done fast! hope you enjoy!

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Prompt: what is it like to be in a relationship with Mello?

Character: Mello 

Type: headcannons, crack and fluff

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+ hope you like chocolate because your living space is about to be filled with it. 

+ if your expecting flowers then forget it because the only thing he’ll give you is chocolate flavored treats.

+ Mello can be very jealous VERY.

+ sometimes it feels like Mello can sense your emotions. Your at your home and he’s out for business. Your feeling lonely? He texts you telling you not to feel lonely. 

+ Mello does not like public affection. The only time you’ll ever catch him giving affection in front of others in when he’s in a sour mood. 

+ In private Mello is very touchy prying out of his grip is as hard as pushing a semi truck with no arms. 

+ Mello is amazing at cooking like 5- star chef amazing except, he cannot make anything without seasoning.

+ he seasons so heavily it’s like your eating pure spices and herbs.

+ Mello likes to have movie nights with you where you two alternate who’s picking the movie. 

+Mello solely picks horror and action. 

+ Mello will search for your hand on top of the blanket your both tucked into  

+once he finds it he interlaces your fingers with his own and gives them a squeeze. 

+ encouraging words and touches make Mello totally melt.

+ Mello can a big tsundere if you manage to fluster him.

+ after he gains his composure again he’ll try to fluster you in return.

+Mello will show up where you are at the most random times. Like you need groceries? Suddenly Mello is at the grocery store.

+ You will never see Mello cry. (He barely does) Mello refuses to cry in front of anyone especially you.

+ Mello will get into a lot of trouble sometimes and he wants you to stay out of it.

+ Mello can be a little mean at times so please be patient with him. 

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Ice cream shop is now open!

Welcome, to my ice cream parlor!

A themed fanfic event lasting from 7/10 - 7/30

Summary: You get to make three choices, so chose carefully! One ice cream flavor (required, Genre) one topping, (optional, prompt), and finally the character(s)/sauce! 

The flavor you chose will be a mystery (oOoh spooky) the topping and sauce will both be none to you. 

rules! (for me and you)

I will not be taking any requests at the time of this event. (I plan to finish all current requests + excluding matchups, I know some only follow me due to my matchups so those will continue to be produced accordingly.)

There will be no NSFW flavors of ice cream this will be a minor safe event. 

You can request multiple times with different combinations of each category.

Once an ice cream flavor is requested the genre of that ice cream flavor changes! (so no fanfic will be the same)

I may add toppings depending on my mood. 

Some ice cream flavors may have the same genre as other ice cream flavors to keep everything a shocker (>-0).

Choose your flavor!

(Whichever you choose will be the genre of your fanfic, so chose wisely.)

Vanilla!

Chocolate!

Coffee!

Cookie dough!

Strawberry!

Birthday cake!

Orange sherbert!

Pistachio!

Rocky road!

Mint!

Butter pecan!

Cookies and cream!

Cotton candy!

Banana 

Mango!

Peanut butter!

Bubble gum!

Salted caramel!

Blueberry!

Pumpkin! 

Choose your topping!

(prompt, once again some may be added)

Chocolate chips- “I can’t believe you…”

Cookie dough- “I love you but, “

Cherries: “This is so sweet!”

Chopped nuts- “Your actions have consequences”

Sprinkles- “ I’m not jealous!”

Oreos-” this is the end.”

Fresh fruit- “You are adorable.”

Marshmallows- “give me a hug!”

m&m’s- “can you hold my hand?” 

Reeses- “Please just listen.”

Pretzels- “please leave me be.”

Choose your sauce!

(Charcter/charecters)

My hero academia

the promise Neverland

Haikyuu!

Danganronpa

Tokyo ghoul

Ouran high school host club

Kakeguri

Hunter x hunter

Saiki- k

Death note

Akame ga kill

Dalbik lovers

Assassination classroom

Given

Charlotte

Seraph of the end

Jujutsu kaisen

Love live! School idol project

Demon slayer

Sk8 the infinity

RE:

zero

Tears of Themis

Arcane

Soul eater

Toilet bound hanako kun

Neon genesis evangelion

ace attorney

Fruits Basket

The case study of Vanitas

Tokyo revengers

Your turn to die ( a death game by majority)

Bungo stray dogs

Genshin impact

Obey me

Mystic messenger

dangerous fellows