je ne sais quoi

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if my university courses actually taught things useful for university

Social Science:

how to successfully half-smile and look at your phone so people just think you're waiting for a friend

parties: how to get invited to one

when the right time to talk about your fandom with one direction is and how that time is never

Philosophy:

how to appear wise and interesting to your wise and interesting peers

Gender Studies:

boys and why they take so long to reply to texts

how not to befriend the feminist with annoying opinions by accident 

Psychology:

the correct use of freudian slips so i can stop taking the bartender licking his chappy lips as a sign he wants to have sex with me

how to read people’s minds 

the art of tricking people into thinking you’re not completely insane 

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i'm sorry but this is the greatest thing i've ever watched. 

[lastofthelionhearted-deactivate]

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it's perfect. 

[graceeexo]

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i mean there is a good chance he is the love of my life. 

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for some reason going against the mainstream gives people an undeserved sense of superiority; the things you like don't make you any more or less cool....going against the mainstream does not make you intelligent. I think it takes a truly intelligent person to say 'you know what it's just not for me' and move on...don't worry about what label something falls under and just like what you want to like - it's so simple but so little people do it.

thatzak

[kmacisrad]

I think about how much depends on a best friend. When you wake up in the morning you swing your legs out of bed and you put your feet on the ground and you stand up. You don’t scoot to the edge of the bed and look down to make sure the floor is there. The floor is always there. Until it’s not.

John Green&David Levithan, Will Grayson, Will Grayson (via thekmacattack)

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god damn it 

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my experiences on omegle 

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5 things people do that have annoyed me in the past 24 hours

1. doing things to appear out of the ordinary; basically being a fucking douche in general. easy examples:

owning a camera - whether it be on your phone or not - and using it like a moron. your obscure angles are not interesting nor creative; they are annoying and hold no logical point to them. and what is the deal with putting your photos in sepia they don't look vintage, they look shit; you're a cocksucker, stop.

2. making up or using lame quotes to appear wise, full of sage, and 'cool' to the people whose asses you're trying to crawl up. 

3. befriending people just for the sake of bringing up your street cred. here's a news flash for you: those 'street credentials' you hold so dearly to your self-pride and confidence? yeah they're saying that you're a fake piece of dick. knowing a lot of people does not make you cool and you do not appear popular you appear completely transparent. 

4. you're wearing a push up bra, it's obvious. 

5. liars. we all lie, but some people just don't know how to do it and others do it too well. 

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she moves in her own way

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Last night I saw you in my dreams, now I can't wait to go to sleep. 

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lol

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Fear no more the heat o' the sun Nor the furious winter's rages

Shakespeare

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Charlotteshamma: Now that you know it is I who owns this disgraceful tumblr, I dedicate this post to you - think Friday night and our conversation with Bill.