show me the object of ridicule

just fuck me up i love being trans and you cant stop me

[deanwinchesterapologist]

>settings

>onions

>my onions

>caramelize my onions

[milanesa42]

[tweetingukpolitics]

[ravioliraz]

[schmergo]

Concept: PG-13 movie of a Shakespeare play, allowed one F-word. Where in the screenplay do you insert it?

[rainmakesyouwhole]

When Fortinbras enters at the end of Hamlet. It’s his only line, and the play ends immediately after.

[viralfrog]

[despazito]

Another one for "objectively funny crimes should not be punished"

[yellow-cat]

fat pet cat is a kind of weighted blanket

[muppetshow2026]

WHAT IS THE CHARGE? EATING A PENGUIN? A SUCCULENT ADÉLIE PENGUIN?

[dragon-in-a-fez]

knowing that the past tense of "hang" is "hanged" when it's a method of execution can be very entertaining because you'll be watching a horror movie and someone goes "local legend says a woman was hung in these woods" and you're like "👀 good for her I guess"

[iamheavymeta-lll]

[marithlizard]

(via bsky)

Does anyone know who the cartoonist is? I wish to give them proper credit and a bouquet of lols and also find out what else they have drawn.

[my-gender-is]

My gender is Homosexula

[vee-dmsr]

[cielskunk]

Download The Stoat Animal...

[ryebreadgf]

[greekmythcomix]

🚨HOMER ALERT 🚨 a copy of a section from The Iliad has been identified as the text in a papyrus placed on the abdomen of a mummified person, excavated last year, as part of the embalming ritual. Pride of place, not stuffed inside a cavity like previously found texts, and the first piece of Literature found on a mummy and in a funerary context.

And guess which bit it is?

THE CATALOGUE OF SHIPS 😂😂😂😂

(Well, we all knew those pages had to be *someone’s* favourite bit 😉)

BRB, off to shoehorn this into a lesson…

Article: https://share.google/6ljv0Ny7jeNBbvW60

Archaeologists stunned to find copy of Homer’s Iliad inside ancient Egyptian mummy

Papyrus fragment discovered inside mummy buried in Roman-era tomb around 1,600 years ago

[animatedtext]

[red-eye-radio]

So I thought y'all would like this too This great white comes to the jersey shore every year and this year they named her and have been tracking her hella so this is Mary Lee and she decided to show herself under this rainbow for pride month A true gay icon