2026, Need My Crab Rave Fix

her-they/in love w my wife/scorpio as shit/adult donates to Ao3 - blm - we love trans/nb folks unconditionally here - we ❤️ porn books here

[walmartnoodle]

Wdym you hate Stratt? Without her you don’t get a story

[digitalsymbiote]

Got some good shots at tgirl baseball yesterday! Was a great time and we had a great turnout. Had like 50+ tgirls out there!

[psychic-waffles]

We're at the "JK Rowling is personally funding litigation to try and destroy AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL" stage of rabid UK terf brain.

Screenshot via Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net on bluesky

Tldr Amnesty International, global human rights organisation, published a report called 'A growing threat: the anti-rights movement in the UK'. In it is detailed, amongst others, a whole bunch of transphobic groups and organisations, including Beira's Place, JK Rowling's trans exclusionary sexual violence support service. JK Rowling threw a shit fit and got Amnesty to take the report down by threatening libel. This was obviously not enough, because you can't appease a fascist, so now she's going to bankroll a bunch of lawsuits anyway through the JK Rowling Women's Fund.*

You can read an archived version of the report here, please save it and share it.

*Not so friendly reminder there is no way to engage in the wizard books without enabling this shit.

[mysteryteacup]

You can donate to Amnesty International here

[enthyrea]

patron saints of one way trips

print here

[staryeyedyapper]

💬 1106  🔁 3984  ❤️ 6431 · Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

Ryland Grace should win tumblr sexyman 2026.

Ryland Grace can look both pathetic and like he’s judging all your life decisions, very sexy

(And look at those arms!!!)

Ryland Grace has a doctorate aka he’s well educated. He was also employed (before getting launched into space yk).

Ryland Grace looks good in a suit

Very sexy

He is being head cannoned as aro ace. Representation very sexy. (Yes aroace people can be sexy)

If you’re not into the Aroace Grace in space there’s plenty of people he’s getting shipped with; most not from his own movie. He is just so sexy he’s getting shipped with everyone (even aliens).

(Look at him)

Ryland Grace is kind, brave, curious, smart, caring, empathetic, creative, humble ect (English isn’t my first language)

Ryland Grace isn’t afraid to cry.

Ryland Grace respects women.

He takes a bike to his job. Very healthy, very environmentally friendly, very sexy

It’s my birthday this week, please🙏

[jazzy-officia1]

PROPAGANDA PROPAGANDA

WIN THE RACE, VOTE GRACE

[c-ptsdofficial]

What Being Triggered Is: having extremely distressing emotions activated by a catalyst (often referred to as a ‘trigger’)

What Being Triggered Is Not: overreacting, being sensitive, having different opinions than you, correcting you on your offensive jokes

What A Trigger Is: a stimulus that causes extreme reactions in mentally ill people, often to the extent of panic attacks

What A Trigger Is Not: something that makes someone kinda offended or annoyed

[madphantom]

"I'm just a girl☺️🥰💖💞💅🌺🌷🦄" when you were eight and the teacher said she needed some strong boys to carry something you used to be furious, and when you convinced them to let you help, you carried twice as many chairs as the boys with the righteous anger of a girl who knew she was just as capable as them. Where did that go?

[that-windy-place-tho]

People in the notes

[mclennonyaoi]

reading this deposition that just got dropped where someone sued musk and ohhhh my god it is this funniest thing ever . i can see why his lawyer tried to keep this confidential . they’re both maybe the biggest idiots . this is like ace attorney

[mclennonyaoi]

Elon Musk Didn’t Want His Latest Deposition Released. Here It Is.

Musk is being sued for falsely suggesting a 22-year-old Jewish man was part of a neo-Nazi brawl.

Elon Musk Deposed In Lawsuit For Falsely Linking Jewish Man To Neo-Nazi Brawl

Elon Musk was deposed in a recent lawsuit for falsely linking a 22-year-old Jewish man to a neo-Nazi brawl. Musk, who attempted to keep the

PLEASE read this

[mclennonyaoi]

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[mclennonyaoi]

bankston is my HERO he’s tearing these people apart

[mclennonyaoi]

damn

[mclennonyaoi]

HE LEFT

[mclennonyaoi]

????

[mclennonyaoi]

oh my god

[mclennonyaoi]

KILL HIM

[mclennonyaoi]

he is DONE.

[mclennonyaoi]

HELP ME .

[mclennonyaoi]

wow. ok.

[mclennonyaoi]

[mclennonyaoi]

genuinely first two pages he says that he thinks ben’s lawyer is the one who is actually suing him and admits he has no clue what the lawsuit is about .

[mclennonyaoi]

doing a reread now this is so cunty

[mclennonyaoi]

goddamn .

[cryptotheism]

fun fact: the Mr. Bankston here is Mark Bankston, the same lawyer who absolutely ruined Alex Jones during the Sandy Hook trial.

[ex-libris-craux]

how in the fuck did the muskrat's attorney pass the bar

[ruffboi-mags]

Mark Bankston is gonna make me fucking SWOON.

[bemusedlybespectacled]

I don't think Mark can ever top "INDEED, MR. JONES, INDEED" and "AND THAT IS HOW I KNOW YOU LIED TO ME" from the first Sandy Hook trial in Texas (not to be confused with Chris Mattei, the attorney in the Connecticut trial), but this part

MR. SPIRO: Do you give these lectures at all of your depositions? MR. BANKSTON: I do, and you can watch them.

is ESPECIALLY hilarious to me having listened to multiple depositions Mark has had to take in the Sandy Hook case, where he has needed to lecture EVERY. SINGLE. ATTORNEY. at some point in the case about how they're violating Texas Rule XYZ, because they all, to a one, did something seriously ethically questionable during the deposition.

like, YOU CAN WATCH/LISTEN TO HIS DEPOS. HE DOES HAVE TO GIVE THOSE LECTURES EVERY TIME. IT'S NOT EVEN A JOKE.

[jovishark]

some advice for people entering their 20s:

-dont go to the emergency room with dental problems. go to the dentist

-bagged greens are cheaper than pre-made salads

-taco bell is NOT worth the money anymore. 1/4 cup mayo, 1/4 cup sour cream, 3 tblspoons pickled jalapenos+2tblspoons of the jar liquid, 2 tsp paprika 1 tsp cumin 1 tsp garlic powder 1 tsp onion powder salt+pepper. all in your blender. creamy jalapeno sauce

-dont quit your job unless you have a bunch of job interviews lined up immediately after

-use resources. food bank, unemployment, housing assistance, financial aid, etc. yes there will be paperwork. but Do It

-dont stay awake longer than 20 hours. you Will start to become impulsive and cranky. resting for 20 minutes is better than trying to stay awake

-for every 2 hours you spend looking up close at screens, spend 20 minutes looking at something far away from you. stretch your wrists a lot

-dont do that yoga stretch where you roll your head around your shoulders. youre grinding down the joints in your neck

-be nice to your friends, bullying them as a joke gets old. if you need a ride somewhere at least offer them gas money

-brush your teeth at any time of the day but especially before you sleep. dont snack in bed if you can help it. make your bed the Clean Teeth Zone. keep floss picks by your bed

-dont tell your boss youre adhd/autism/depression/suicidal. dont trust your coworkers with that. you NEVER know how people will take it and its none of their business

-train your pets to go to the front door when they hear a fire alarm

-get regular oil changes

[trollkatt]

Big Jack

Pet Foolery, #93

[rainbow-demoness]

#I can’t believe they didn’t include part 2#everyone do yourselves a favor and visit pet foolery on webtoons and look for big jack 2

Adding the link to drive some traffic there:

Pet Foolery - Big Jack 2

Lions and Tigers and Bears... and Dragons and Dinosaurs and Werewolves and Vampires and Aliens and some just regular people and Cats and Dog

[omgthatdress]

For those who don't get the reference, I'm pretty sure Shaboozey's turquoise beads look was inspired by the beaded corsets worn by the Dinka warriors of South Sudan. That's how I immediately read it, anyway.

LOOK AT THAT TURQUOISE GRILL THOUGH.

[animentality]

[akajustmerry]

I will NEVER let ppl forget that Brad Pitt terrorised and beat Angelina Jolie and their kids so bad on a plane ride that a report was filed by the FBI with multiple witnesses. And I will never forget that Angelina Jolie filed for divorce from him almost immediately after that incident in 2016 and it wasn't until THIS YEAR that Pitt agreed to it after ALMOST A DECADE of dragging her and their kids through bullshit defamation court proceedings. But you'd never know because that fucker is everywhere with his fake racecar movie and shitty cheek fillers and everyone just eats it up. So many people warned that the Depp v Heard case would light the way for famous abusers to be rehabilitated in the public eye and it did. It proved to abusers that they don't even need to be sorry or acknowledge what they did they can just keep showing up, smear their victims behind the scenes with astro turfing and let the fans and industry do the rest. brad pitt, Kevin Spacey, James Franco, Ezra Miller, Johnny Depp etc. all of them are thriving in the spotlight rn and being invited to major industry events and even winning awards despite documented incidents of abuse. It's so fucking depressing.

[damianimated]

At Target this lady told her son he couldn’t have a Wonder Woman doll because “that’s for girls” and then bought her daughter the same one. It got me thinking about how often I see people bar young boys from appreciating girls/women as protagonists and heroes, and my own experience with it as a kid.

[liberalsarecool]

Stay engaged.

[posttexasstressdisorder]

Even though it's hard...stay engaged.

[ultrareginarules]

Keep fighting, keep resisting. It's only over when you give up.

[byjove]

that’s probably good since ICE agents get so very scared at the sight of a vehicle that they start shooting indiscriminately like a dog biting the tire of a mail truck