fuck it. at this point we need more anti-establishment metal to break containment like gojira. if the band is right and the message is clear through place and presentation, the cultural payoff might as well be worth it. most of what we do just seems to argue with the damn wall so the situation is too dire not to unleash our best metal beasts. if no kings and luigi canāt take it down, cannibal corpse windmilling their way into dc should. dave mustaine hates the govt? make the old man finally prove it by dismantling the nation state before he retires already. is he just standing around to look submissive and breedable? this mf is useless! send lamb of god to that golden tower in nyc i guess, what are we even doing. if the US can use a noise weapon in venezuela, slipknot and their reddit sub can clobber some billionaire bunkers like a steel keg. corey taylor is ourĀ portable sonic weapon and he has fucking clowns. like why isnāt metallica crusading with stan twitter and some oldheads to end the legal system. no oneās saying anything against the epsteins of the world, well lets see what korn and maria brink will do about this. we can literally lure some white power dumbasses into a trap using pantera as bait. judas priest deflates the homophobes with a high note and system of a down never trusted hollywood so they might as well seize it. hell, letās mobilize tiktok to go outside and storm their local bastille to receive a free mayhem crop top in pink (trust me, thatāll do it). like what are they gonna do, arrest trent reznor for staging a mass rave with the scientology speed runners? heād turn the jail into a bdsm dungeon and just do the same thing all over. now make meshuggah cause a polyrhythmic shredquake at the kremlin while weāre at it. i mean who is better suited for the job than a bunch of face melters. good luck throwing floor jansen, a peter steele cosplayer, or any death metal band out the window. at this point just unveil carcass at the world cup to protest the medical system and animal abuse and spit in the face of the silicon valley overlords with a skunk anansie invasion in the vip section. and if all else fails? let the DSBM folk take the streets! (i mean. a scare-em-so-much-theyāll-run-away tactic doesnāt sound too bad at all, so). listenĀ we have all the subject matters covered for a metal revolution, yāall. and even if this never happens, at least freddie mercury would be cheering it on because one thing metal is not and that is boring, and to play it you need to be skilled (usually)Ā and stick it to the man (always). bring on this energy, like why are we still sitting here.
PS: and if you say āthose broke metalheads have no funding for this nonsense and tom morello has to do it all on his ownā just wait until we rob slayer
Here are some of my favorite quotes I got from Metal Sludge.TV in their "Penis Chart", where they talk about what rockstars are like in bed according to groupies.
Quoted below: Dave Mustaine, Peter Steele, Lars Ulrich, Izzy Stradlin, Slash, Axl Rose, Paul Stanley, Jon Bon Jovi and Billy Idol.
"Dave Mustaine / Megadeth: Dave is of average size and is very romantic, at least until he is done. Likes to cuddle, but might not be so friendly in the morning."
"Peter Steele / Type O Negative: About an 11 inch dick and very thick!! But he doesnāt like to use rubbers and says he doesnāt like groupies, yet will use them when he gets a chance. Sort of weird as well, plus he looks like a steel worker from Iowa!"
"Lars Ulrich / Metallica: Lars is about 6 inches and has a HOODED MONK, meaning heās uncircumcised! Thatās to be expected because he was born in Denmark, or some foreign country like that. Heās a quick shooter and likes multiple girls. Heās also fond of blow (what a shock) and that might result in his MONK to not wanting to come out and play. And he constantly talks. Shut the fuck up already! Also heās losing his hair, but thatās another chart."
"Izzy Stradlin / Ex-Guns āN Roses: Our source reveals he is a VERY good lay! Sometimes those guys who arenāt the pretty boy of the bad are better lays than the good looking guys. The pretty boys sometimes think they donāt have to put any effort into anything. Just look at Vince Neil!"
"Slash / Ex-Guns N Roses: average in size and nothing to write home about."
"Axl Rose / Guns N Roses: Temper tantrum boy has only an average cock but above average sized balls. We heard he had one of his famous models (Seymour) take a dump in a kitty liter box!!! I donāt know about you girls, but my pussy aināt going anywhere near a litter box."
"Paul Stanley / Kiss: About 7 to 8 inches and heāll treat you very nice! He loves his hairy chest. One girl told me, āThe only problem is when youāre having sex with him you get the impression heās performing for 20,000 screaming fans. I have honestly never seen anyone look more retarded while having an orgasm. I thought he was having a seizure. Overall Iād give him a 9 in the sack, even though it was all I could do to keep from laughing when he came."
"Jon Bon Jovi / Bon Jovi: Back in the day Jon was a huge slut but heās chilled out a little. Jon has an average size cock and like a lot of guys prefers to receive oral than give it. He has good rhythm though and will even wear 2 condoms if you ask him to."
"Billy Idol: Heās no Leviathan, but he definitely knows what to do with the 6ā³ he has. He likes you to put on a show for him, and make sure you leave your stilettos on. Heās the type that will feed you strawberries from the nightstand and might growl during sex. Heās also drunk a lot, so be warned."
To the anon who's harassing me still, even in my personal blog now - you're a motherfucking pussy, and you will continue to forever be a pussy as long as you need to tap "ask anonymously" with your pathetic little finger before sending it, instead of saying shit to my face like a proper & decent person
Idc, normalize kink shaming. Cause y'all be using ādonāt kink shameā and āitās fictionā to excuse being into incest, pedophilia, cannibalism, etc. Like, be so fr, you ship a 14 year old with a 30 year, want to get railed by your dad and want to see two brothers f*ck each other. I donāt engage with things fictionally that I donāt like/wouldnāt want to do in real life. Yes, Iām judging you.
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