[caprisunsport-deactivated202010]

look at these mfs

[caprisunsport-deactivated202010]

looool

[cubewaano]

these mfs don’t even have a star on their bellies LMAOOO

[flatchest]

i’m so tired of pedophiles thinking they have any right to live

[notallmensheviks]

catholic pez

[rat-mama]

[mitski-miyawakis]

[shoelace-and-friends]

[spacecrygirl]

[notallmensheviks]

good work everyone

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

[wha-et-deactivated20210209]

POV: you just moved to a new country and an enthusiastic classmate walks you through the morning routine

[gorps]

[foulserpent]

im at the soup convention and many strong and beautiful women are talking about how delicious and nutrient rich my broth is and they didnt even mention you

[plasmalogical]

this is my fucking worst nightmare

[ancientcitystyle]

[exxt]

heres my monthly post. israel is evil. cops are evil. America is evil. the world already ended years ago. there is no back to normal

[angelicguy]

*goes to hot topic and walks out with arms full of regular groceries*

[imaginaryi-blog]

I…you…is that even remotely possible?

[angelicguy]

no, thats why its a joke. thanks

[exxt]

[exxt]

when i first made my tumblr i was a hipster/fandom kid playing halo and watching adventure time, struggling to cope with my own depression

it's 7 years later. im a lot happier, ive become emo for the second time, Iive somehow become a political activist with an international organization, and im enrolled in the different universities for a teaching degree in America and for socialist shit in Belgium

i was supposed to be an artist. i dont know what the fuck happened

[exxt]

BURN IT ALL DOWN

[exxt]

im feelin happy

[groake]

…. I don’t fear God, but I do fear the automatic stapler in the staff room

[vongolacielo]

“fuck”

[synille]

That small but heartfelt “fuck” brings this whole video together. 

[liveleaker-deactivated20250423]

Yall are like “I’m baby I’m baby” because you can’t control your sensitivity and emotions due to bad habits you developed during your teens on bpd tumblr and then see an actual baby crying in the theater while you’re watching frozen 2 because you kin elsa to cope and suddenly yall don’t like babies anymore? ok googoo gaga

[cherieu]

Omg

[calamity-cain]

Of course we can’t handle distressed babies because we ARE the distressed babies and we need adults

[liveleaker-deactivated20250423]

You’re not a distressed baby you’re an adult who writes incest fanfiction

[reallycoolsoup]

Tumblr really has the best PvP of any social media

[dankmemeuniversity]