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my name's dave franco, and i wish i were that cat.

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spaulsns:

I was kinda inspired and tempted when i started to catch on that this was the same guy…..i’d honestly love to ask the people who give out these samples how many times they actually caught someone trying their luck. Plus i wanna see if it works with wigs too.

I’ve been that guy in a big store before. You make your way around once, and then you make your way back. Half the time at Sam’s Club, they’ll load you up with samples if you’re nice to ‘em. I’d totally put on a wig to get free snacks. Anything for free snacks.

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reganss:

Ohh, the tables turn when it’s someone you know they’re talking about…or you witness someone else listening, and it turns out it’s about them, and you’re basically watching the drama unfold, getting some real daytime reality situation happening right in front of your eyes. Who really knows why people face time in stores…..maybe next time you should ask.  & next time you decide to dance around a pizza, you should turn it into some live art piece.

I just want to turn the corner in a grocery store like ‘oh really, Sandra?’ and just watch a look of panic take over their face. Next time I see someone facetiming in the store, I’m just going to jump into the video. It seems like the only logical thing to do. I’ll bust out a video camera to capture it all for your museum.

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reganss:

You’d be pretty much settled for life when mistakes were made, and having it not look bad at all. Who knows, Maybe Shonda would be asking you for ideas. & that’s so thoughtful….but if my nose does start bleeding or brakes in any way, i’ll just say you accidentally elbowed me in the face.

Unless I wind up banging out a kid. I feel that’s when shit gets real. I saw a spoof where they made it so Saint West was older and teased about Kim’s sex tape. It was literally one of the greatest things. I wouldn’t be able to keep up with Shonda’s level of drama, honestly. She’s above and beyond. I’m not taking the rap for your broken nose!

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spaulsns:

Don’t you just love whenever food places especially, give out free samples? Well obviously the answer is yes… but i love witnessing someone try their luck when there’s a sign that says “one per serving” - Whether or not this was just ½ of a twin of the individual i just seen grab a doughnut a few moments prior, but they came back for another one….and then about a good 10 minutes later i swear it was the same person, but with a hat. I don’t know, but i applaud if someone really did all this for a free doughnuts! the mustache & glasses technique works, people. 

That’s honestly one of the only reasons to walk around a mall food court on the weekend. There’s always someone trying to hand you a sample of something... And Costco/Sam’s Club on a Sunday. I’d seriously change outfits in the parking lot for free doughnuts.

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reganss:

My all time favorite though, is when i hear “ & you can’t tell anyone about this-” when y’know, they’re already doing it themselves…but even more so when it’s on speaker. I can sorta understand the face-time thing in a store, depending on the reason. Like is it just someone asking whether or not they should have this for dinner? or are they having a gossip session. & I totally would, some of the stuff you hear is golden. – I was about to say you’ve reenacted out your sims life, but technically you are the sim…and i can imagine that pizza dance.

Oh, absolutely! I’ve always wanted to stumble upon someone who was talking shit about myself or someone I knew, while on the phone, because no one’s ever quiet... ever. And I suppose that makes sense, but I would sooner take a picture and send it to someone that FaceTime them in the store. I feel like it takes less effort? SIMception?

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tcmboykc:

It’s okay because I’ll write my own tell-all.

What kind of scandals would be in your tell-all? I need to know if I should keep an eye on the NY Times Best Sellers list.

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reganss:

She has the magic to turn a lot of things into positive situations, so it seems. She could probably convince you to leak risque photos of yourself & still make sure you looked good in this situation. But unfortunately that’s true, everyone’s seen everything now a days….but i still believe in you. Fine, suit yourself, but trust me, one day when we come face to face, i’m gonna crack my nose & you’ll be amazed.

I aspire to be on her level, honestly. Could you imagine having such a power? Leaked nudes, questionable decisions, a trainwreck of a life... Anything would be possible! I’ll make sure I have a hanky available just in case this nose cracking goes south.

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blckexlively:

Honestly, at this point we’re all just forcing fall clothes. Has anyone else, besides me, thought that it’s still too warm for the sweaters yet? I’ve been wearing them and sweating a kind of gross amount. It’s quite annoying. How am I supposed to curl up in my fuzzy socks and have a Halloween or Ryan Gosling marathon when I can’t stand to be under a blanket? Is this just me?

It’s definitely still too warm to pile on the layers, but I think it’s safe to say that we’ll all be jumping at the chance to throw on a sweater the moment the weather allows it... or we all just jack up the AC high enough to make it happen. I’d say go for the latter, honestly. Make your house a frozen tundra. 

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reganss:

Then you clearly also need Kris Jenner’s help with setting up timing, she’s be doing really great with that lately. I mean, now a days t’s pretty hard for much of anything to be a “scandal” unless what your doing is illegal. & i’m not sure i’d have fun explaining how my nose broke…but i’m sure that video would find it’s way online and you’d probably doubt if i ever actually could crack my nose.

If she can take Kim’s sex tape and make it a positive thing, well - we all need her on our side. That way, when we get sloppy, we don’t have to worry about anything going sideways. I think the only scandal happening these days is when someone causes a race war or acts completely non-PC... I still don’t believe that you can crack your nose. I’m calling bull until I witness it.

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reganss:

I just don’t get how anyone could block it out?! It’s not physically possible to block out anyone shouting on their phones…& they’re just asking people to listen in when it’s on speaker, which just leaves you even more curious when you’re trying to figure out the context, you could easily write a book about so many interesting eased dropped conversations. Was that even an option? Or you’ve danced around a pizza in general?

Honestly, neither do I. Especially if it’s a juicy story that they’re telling the other person! Speaker phone in the middle of the store is always interesting, but you know what’s the best? FaceTime in public! WHY? I can see doing so in the car or something like that, but walking through a store? I just don’t get it. Make a Twitter of things you hear. I’ve danced around a pizza in general. Everyone knows that’s when the food is serious business, in the game.

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reganss:

oooh, wow, you’re looking for a huge scandal, huh?  Maybe you can just contact Shonda herself and see if she has any ideas. I’m generally surprised you’re doubting me with this, but i guess it’s fair….it would be ironic if i recorded myself doing it and actually broke my nose.

I’m looking for a super scandal, but it’s kind of hard when you’re not a Kardashian. That would be fucking gnarly, if it actually broke. I can only imagine the face that would dollow that. Maybe don’t make the video. 

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officialalibrie:

Do we both know that though? I mean I’m pretty sure now with all the training and all I could take you down. But as you said, we will never know because you’d never fight a girl. I know I am, but I was just saying that it’s riskey cause who knows. Knew it. Would you though?

Please, we both know it. I may not be in the gym every day, but I can definitely still throw you over my shoulder. Tickling people is the type of torture the CIA actually needs to look into. I would; don’t act like you don’t know, Ali.

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tcmboykc:

Nope. You get tweezers.

I’m leaving you out of my tell-all, whenever it happens.