EJ The 3rd's Gun Shop

MINORS/ AGELESS BIOS DNI!!! 33 years old - We sell guns and plenty other stuff! PS. theres nothing for sale here. Just a blog really. Touch anything and I'll have to break a leg, yours perferably

[eziojensenthe3rd]

Hi if you're a minor then DO NOT INTERACT. If you don't have your age in your bio, DO NOT FOLLOW please. This isnt an nsfw blog but its not family friendly either. That is all.

[ayeforscotland]

And with this the Clacton by-election has four candidates:

Billionaire-backed racist Nigel Farage

Divorced racist dad Laurence Fox

Pasty racist Victorian child Kai Stephens

Count Binface

[ayeforscotland]

Guy has a certain ‘breastfed by mum through the school gates’ look about him.

[ayeforscotland]

Falkirk Cafes have started to beef over AI in advertising which led to one of the best ones posting this. Lol lol lol.

[ayeforscotland]

They do a steak and cheese garlic bread toastie - I know where my loyalties lie.

[ayeforscotland]

Police launch murder investigation into Ann Widdecombe's death

Devon and Cornwall Police say the 78-year-old was found at her home on Dartmoor in Devon on Thursday with serious injuries.

Police actively hunting a white man after Anne Widdecombe was found dead in her home with multiple serious injuries.

[ayeforscotland]

26 year old man has apparently been arrested.

[legendofnerd]

Dexter's Mom doodle

[sanguine-squid]

look at my biology headcanons boy

[sanguine-squid]

[sick-ada]

[hiroshotreplica-deactivated20250]

[gojinka]

Happy Easter!

[segmentedleg]

I have been accused by the makers of South Park For Scene Kids of attempting to profit off their generic fucking werewolf character. which, to be clear. I fucking didnt. also if I contest it they can sue me.

[segmentedleg]

near as I can tell they think werewolf Jax is supposed to be this fucking thing:

for reference. original drawing. of my stupid gay OCs. made in february 2019. nine months before this dumbfuck show's pilot even came out:

I contested it. because I'm pissed. but apparently they can seek legal action against me if they want. in order to protect the sanctity. the brand identity. of Pro-Ana Family Guy.

quick question: are you kidding me

[proxima-bee]

art museum websites when the artist was a communist: ...he continued to paint, despite the fact that every time someone in Soviet Russia made abstract art Joe Stalin would personally storm into their studio and start tearing apart the canvas with his teeth

art museum websites when the artist was a nazi: ...his work flourished from 1937–1945, a time where nothing particularly notable happened, and then he emigrated to the united states where he designed buildings for private universities

[kyudred]

[eccebitch]

[fabricandcircuits]

Peer reviewed tags wonderfully said

[weirdmageddon]

i know most people have seen it but i cant emphasize how much this is literally my favorite breath of the wild clip of all time. also i can never fucking find this clip when i need it especially in high definition so here it is

[o0kawaii0o]

Big Epona enjoyer here

[posthumousprincessparts]

PLEASE HELP TWO TRANSFEMS IN DANGER

hi there it's princess/nova back again, i'm really sorry i have to come here like this but me and my wife are still struggling abandoned by our families and unable to reach any of our friends. we've been trying to survive without me being exposed to harassment but at this point we're going hungry. we don't have any income and need help affording food for ourselves and our kitties please if you can, donate. I would be so truly thankful

v3nm0: @Crow-Forgemaster , @Prince-Nova

c@sh@pp: $dragonforgedbutch , $StrayNova

and for people from outside of the USA, i take donations on my F@nsly: @lil_puppy_nova

[hand-inthe-dragonsmaw]

Hey everyone im Crow, Princess' wife. Princess was deleted in the middle of the night and she didnt even get an email about it and all of her posts have seemingly been wiped from the website again. we still need donations, the living situation just becomes worse with each new termination that happens

also, just as important, if anyone could reach out to me or @hyenapup-aphros, especially if you were mutuals or talking to princess, she desperately needs community and people to talk to who care

[daciancatamite]

a misogynistic society is so threatened by the concept of trans women - women that "had the opportunity" to be privileged men and chose not to - that they start making up privileges women have in order to explain why trans women exist. going into womens restrooms isnt a privilege, playing womens sports isnt a privilege, lesbianism isnt a privilege, yet they present them as such to try and explain why trans women are women for nefarious reasons. a misogynistic society will never understand that trans women have no ulterior motive for being women

[ensalada-de-lengua-de-pajaritos]

[crabs-and-bongos]

[theonewhowanks]

Suggestion: Leshy getting passed around like a blunt

(Spiritual successor to this)

[thestuffedalligator]

I really love the old Minus comic where two people try to make a perfect wish for the reality-bending child to grant, and instead of granting the wish she gets bored with the legalese of a perfectly worded wish and does something completely different instead

I think this should absolutely be a rule for wish granters in more fictions. If you try to rules-lawyer a genie they should be able to screw you over anyways for being a nerd. “I thought of the best way to word this specific wish so I don’t get karmic recompense” your perfectly worded wish bored her so she’s not going to even dignify it with a response. She’s using the text of your wish to make paper doll chains

[thestuffedalligator]

[muffinlance]

For anyone who has not read minus go read minus. It is charming and creative and some of those strips will fuck you up (positive). Also very short comics-wise, and complete.

minus! - Part 1 | Kiwis by Beat!

Part 1 of the minus! series on Kiwis by Beat!