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northern-punk-lad

Well reform no longer a threat

ayeforscotland

All parties should boycott the by-election and deny him the media push of a campaign. He'll return to parliament and continue to be investigated by the standards authority.

northern-punk-lad

You see I disagree with you here him returning to parliament would give him validity in both his actions and his views where as if he loses that will be a rejection of him but a rejection of reform because Farage is reform without him no one would care about the party

Plus the people of Clacton deserve someone who will represent them and not spend all his time jetting off to America to lick trumps ass

ayeforscotland

I’d love to see the head cut off the snake, but if Labour put their all into it and lose to him, it’ll be a rough start for Burnham.

He appears to be resigning because the standards commission are closing in on him and after Reform’s council election wins and gaining seats up here, they have started flagging in the polls again. My concern is he gets a pedestal throughout the by-election and gets to keep up general campaign momentum, and then it all gets swept under the rug.

woetoy

monster maid

ph-cutie

bite-my-grimy-fleshy-ass

If you like a Long Island Iced Tea, wait until you try the provocatively named Adios, Motherfucker. It’s fun, boozy and blue.

Found a recipe for it that's worded like electrochemistry wrote it

bite-my-grimy-fleshy-ass

Update: this tastes like if a baha blast could kill you and annihilates any ongoing anxiety attacks

bite-my-grimy-fleshy-ass

Update update: comparing this to a long island is like comparing a pickup truck to a tank

smallpwbbles

Bratty AI fucks around and finds out when you ragebait a Dad enough, more on the news at 11.

Fanart for a REALLY good Caine centric fic called Small Gods. This convo in chapter 7 is SO good, like I could genuinely see this happening in the show! its by @crimes-wears-goggles so go show some love to her and her fic!

I gonna do the second half of this convo too just cause I'd hate to leave it here :)

#Tadc #the amazing digital circus #tadc caine #tadc kinger

trashasaurusrex

expression

goatofeden

Some of my accumulated doodles over the course of this month

tiredvbxb2r

toweringclam

batgirlteeth

merymdm

Drew @/ sugrrNSpice on twitter cause the design lives rent free in my brain

j5daigada

ready for beach

commission for raymk249

#commission #bikini #j5draws

sizvideos

This campaign defies censorship in social media to raise awareness for early detection of breast cancer

iamanemotionaltimebomb

this is actually super fucking smartass of them

snake-lady

Reblogging as this is so important everyone! My mum had breast cancer and that shit is not nice so please check yourself ladies and gents! 💕💕💕

tkthegoddess

Always a reblog. 💋

lyra-invisa

I will forever reblog this when I see it because its so important

tf2heritageposts

i’m gonna make the most self indulgent post ever now

tf2heritageposts

guess who’s a dipshit

anyways

the mercs as The Paper Chase songs (and some john congleton and the nighty nite)

scout- i’m gonna be honest i almost never think about scout so i don’t know

soldier- https://open.spotify.com/track/6FXIwx5s5aRdm3QWaRxyqI

“i’m american as apple pie, i’m american as the next guy”

pyro- i’m not sure

demoman-https://open.spotify.com/track/54CATMelS60AQtI5uvwq8B

“do you know what it means to be doomed? do you know what it means to be cursed?”

engineer- i’m not gonna lie i could make a playlist of paper chase songs i associate with engie but

“good things die all the time, god bless your heart vengeance is mine. ‘kiss me like you mean goodbye’ said the spider to the fly, when all those times you thought were wrong, you were right”

heavy- thinking about it, most of someday this could all be yours could work with heavy buttt

this entire song is him in my opinion

medic-

“i am a hacking cough, that tickle in your throat, in an unmade bed in mexico you will catch my cough you will catch my cold”

sniper- https://open.spotify.com/track/6mAB7lCDOEyRFLeFi5SGDy?si=HHgLaCQ9TaGeMRkBjTWFqw

“you have married a mobile mortuary, constantly living the first line of his obituary, and i’m a bad man”

spy- https://open.spotify.com/track/6HqHDqBYL9sR2uSQM8sNte

“and i am an impossible man, i’m behind you, i’m begin you. and i could be anyone and you’d accept anything, who would have you love lucille? who could love you lucille? i have no free will”

tf2heritageposts

never mind here’s scout

strawhatsufi

oh shit im homeless again THATS why im nerves

strawhatsufi

hows he gonna get outta this mess!!!

well with support from viewers like you. ill explain later but pls donate

link

strawhatsufi

no donations so far. currently stranded in ireland of all places and every day here is gonna cost me 50 euros. not sure how im getting out. i dont think ill be here more than a few days but im gonna be absolutely harmmoraging money until then. i am an albanian refugee going home from mexico to help overthrow the government so this isn't really in-budget. the protesters arent asking for money but i personally am

strawhatsufi

i kinda had the impression that travel within the EU wasn't a big deal like i'd basically be able to show up in ireland and get a next-day ticket for a trivial price and honestly i was a stressed out and chronically ill refugee who wasn't able to plan ahead any further than i did so I pretty much took that assertion without further investigation. this is going to cost me like a couple hundred euros but it aready happened.

$40 so far and i really appreciate it. i have an onward ticket on the 6th to vienna where i'll be staying for a couple days and then i'll get a train the rest of the way home

strawhatsufi

flight tomorrow pls helpe

ayeforscotland

If this is true, and I’m not convinced it is, it’s probably the worst decision Putin could make.

Russia is in absolutely no position to open up any additional fronts even with military support from Belarus (Lukashenko’s leadership is wobbly at best, and putting Belarusian troops at risk would end him)

Poland is also the most prepared for this out of pretty much any NATO country.

luimnigh

From talk I've seen online, the assumption has been that if Putin was going to attack a NATO nation to test the resolve of the organisation (especially now that the US intervening is no guarantee), the obvious target would be the Baltic Nations.

Block the Suwalki Gap (the small land border between Poland and Lithuania, situated between Kaliningrad and Belarus), jam up in the Baltic Sea with mines, and try and take over the three nations before a response can be formed.

From there, portray it as a fait accompli: we've already won, are you really going to throw French/German/etc lives away for an already defeated Estonia/Latvia/Lithuania?

(That plan assumes that the Russians could beat the Estonians, Latvians and Lithuanians at all, which is quite honestly doubtful.)

But Poland?

Poland would fuck 'em up.

There's no geographic advantage, it's a much larger country with large, technologically advanced military that has been painstakingly observing Russia strategy in Ukraine. There's no way Poland could be taken faster that NATO could respond, and that is the only sane strategy Moscow would even be considering.

And that's assuming Poland couldn't just solo any Russian attack. The joke I've seen is that if Russia attacked Poland, Poland would be in Moscow by the end of the week.

It seems utterly nonsensical, but we live in nonsensical times.

ayeforscotland

There’s NATO troops based in the Baltic states already, they’ve been running drills and fortifying the border for over 6 months.

Really don’t think there’s any tricks Putin can pull. It’s more likely he’ll be assassinated by someone close to him.