EJ The 3rd's Gun Shop

MINORS/ AGELESS BIOS DNI!!! 33 years old - We sell guns and plenty other stuff! PS. theres nothing for sale here. Just a blog really. Touch anything and I'll have to break a leg, yours perferably

[eziojensenthe3rd]

Hi if you're a minor then DO NOT INTERACT. If you don't have your age in your bio, DO NOT FOLLOW please. This isnt an nsfw blog but its not family friendly either. That is all.

[neuronflyeater]

[gunsandfireandshit]

[bace-jeleren]

[robotlyra]

The reason why McConnell is currently ambiguously dead is because KY law was recently amended to state that a vacant senate seat must be filled by a special election, but previously, the duty to fill a vacant senate seat was by appointment of the current governor. The present KY gov is a Democrat, and has the means to challenge the special elections rule in the state supreme court, under the argument that it is unconstitutional to governor's power as outlined in the KY state constitution. So given the risk of a Dem appointee who would become an incumbent to challenge, or a special election race in the middle of the Mamdani Endorsement DemSoc run on congressional seats, McConnell will remain in quantum superposition between life and death until there is no longer a risk of his republican power being challenged.

Which... you know, really is life in the American Fascist Era in a nutshell: a questionably dead or dying racist lich refusing to reliquinsh the ability to make all our lives miserable

[t4t4t]

[ayeforscotland]

Can you explain what Farage is doing in idiot-speak? I don't understand what the point of stepping down as MP for Clacton if he's just going to run for that same seat again in the by-election.

He has resigned his seat which triggers a by-election. He has also announced he’s running in said by-election.

All of it is to position the by-election as an anti-establishment vote, but it’s really because an investigation into his finances is putting pressure on him.

[theywontletmebeprincipal]

i hate it here

[forgotn1]

[null-works]

[eziojensenthe3rd]

[ayeforscotland]

Huge layoffs inbound for Xbox throughout 2027.

Compulsion and Double Fine will thankfully become independent, but what a fucking gut punch.

[ayeforscotland]

Thank fuck Compulsion are retaining IP rights on their titles, especially South of Midnight.

[ayeforscotland]

There are claims that Xbox have cut ‘14 layers of management’ from some studios. This appears to be nonsense.

One BGS (The Bethesda Games Union) have said that they have lost dozens of programmers, designers, artists and testers - some of whom have worked at Bethesda for decades.

[were--ralph]

TIME TO CANCEL NITROS IF YOU ALREADY HAVENT

[stargazersasha]

if ur a trans girl and ur partner is not an ardent transfeminist frankly you need to dump their bitch ass. you can and will find better partners. i promise. i love you

[stargazersasha]

mature content

[butcherdyke]

[nalivaa]

the mexican football team has a 17 yrs old player and one of the funniest outcomes of this is that he cannot appear in any ad for gambling or drinking so he only appears in candy and milk advertisements. his first world cup and he's not even legally allowed to drive. his nickname is "morita" (little berry). he's three apples tall.

[lelouch]

they couldn't put him in the beer campaign so he was represented by a bunch of berries

[pixelartpeach]

My dash made a microcosm of the Tumblr experience.

[covid-69]

this looks like a fake ad you’d see in the background of a movie but its real

[butch-king-frankenstein]

my orc bard in Pathfinder is named Gronk Ballspeaker

[officialbionicle]

tv show. white man. hes sad. he has to do important thing but its hard. his girlfriend died probably. TWSIT!! theres another white man. maybe MORE. hes sad too but for different reason. its very deep probably. theyre best friends but not gay but maybe they are haha fandom!!! every girl dies or goes away. just not gay white man friend. 10 seasons 100 million viewers. what will moody white men do this week.

[officialbionicle]

This post just turned 10 years old which is pretty fucked up actually. When I made this post people would say things like “actually supernatural only has 8 seasons” but here we are in 2023 so who’s laughing now. Not me I want to die

[amalsoappickle]

Friend inside me is real and on suicide watch

[were--ralph]

Mitch McConnell will die two weeks from today (8/31/23)

[were--ralph]

there is no need to charge or cast i just be Knowing

[were--ralph]

Like i said dont ever fucking doubt me again

[were--ralph]

[autie-j]

Remember when Xbox was going to basically ban used games for the xbox one, and Playstation made fun of them with that video titled "how to share games on Playstation" and it was just one guy handing another a game disk? And now Playstation is getting rid of physical disks entirely

[stjohnstarling]

You used to log onto the internet and find out it was peanut butter jelly time. Not any more.