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MINORS/ AGELESS BIOS DNI!!! 33 years old - We sell guns and plenty other stuff! PS. theres nothing for sale here. Just a blog really. Touch anything and I'll have to break a leg, yours perferably

[eziojensenthe3rd]

Hi if you're a minor then DO NOT INTERACT. If you don't have your age in your bio, DO NOT FOLLOW please. This isnt an nsfw blog but its not family friendly either. That is all.

[ayeforscotland]

If this is true, and I’m not convinced it is, it’s probably the worst decision Putin could make.

Russia is in absolutely no position to open up any additional fronts even with military support from Belarus (Lukashenko’s leadership is wobbly at best, and putting Belarusian troops at risk would end him)

Poland is also the most prepared for this out of pretty much any NATO country.

[luimnigh]

From talk I've seen online, the assumption has been that if Putin was going to attack a NATO nation to test the resolve of the organisation (especially now that the US intervening is no guarantee), the obvious target would be the Baltic Nations.

Block the Suwalki Gap (the small land border between Poland and Lithuania, situated between Kaliningrad and Belarus), jam up in the Baltic Sea with mines, and try and take over the three nations before a response can be formed.

From there, portray it as a fait accompli: we've already won, are you really going to throw French/German/etc lives away for an already defeated Estonia/Latvia/Lithuania?

(That plan assumes that the Russians could beat the Estonians, Latvians and Lithuanians at all, which is quite honestly doubtful.)

But Poland?

Poland would fuck 'em up.

There's no geographic advantage, it's a much larger country with large, technologically advanced military that has been painstakingly observing Russia strategy in Ukraine. There's no way Poland could be taken faster that NATO could respond, and that is the only sane strategy Moscow would even be considering.

And that's assuming Poland couldn't just solo any Russian attack. The joke I've seen is that if Russia attacked Poland, Poland would be in Moscow by the end of the week.

It seems utterly nonsensical, but we live in nonsensical times.

[ayeforscotland]

There’s NATO troops based in the Baltic states already, they’ve been running drills and fortifying the border for over 6 months.

Really don’t think there’s any tricks Putin can pull. It’s more likely he’ll be assassinated by someone close to him.

[were--ralph]

personally i think miucrosoft should be sued for what they're doing to the game industry

[were--ralph]

Xbox is closing down Hellblade creator Ninja Theory

The future of Senua, which Xbox just announced, is unclear.

Game sold badly? Fired

Game sold well? Fired

Game just came out? Fired

Game not out yet? Fired

Game literally just announced? Fired

Xbox is an active hindrance to the games industry and i think we'd genuinely be better without them and their shitty console no one buys

[were--ralph]

[Source]

Death to Xbox

[were--ralph]

[X]

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 5 Part 1

Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz (Phineas and Ferb)

Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)

Remaining time: 1 hour 33 minutes

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Reminder if they tie that means they kiss and both move forward

[object-head]

Make them kiss propaganda! GO CRT-INATOR! Tenna is 0.1% behind right now, catch him up to even the votes back out and hold the line!

[a-aether]

It’s actually one of the first interactions I drew of ‘em… kind of how I picture them on a daily basis

[genderqueerpositivity]

Minnesota’s Giant Rainbow and Leather Pride Flags

June 28, 1998. Both flags measured approximately 50 feet wide and 75 feet long.

[ryuutchi]

Friendly reminder that the leather flag predates almost every other flag. We owe this community to leather daddies and kinksters

[nightmarechamillian]

In the era of corporate sanitization never forget it was leather daddies and S&M folks who protected some of the earliest pride parades.

[tf2heritageposts]

also we as a society need to appreciate graffiti as an art form more. no i don’t mean banksy, i mean the shit cops and white moms get mad at

[tf2heritageposts]

“no dude this majority POC subculture is entirely homophobic trust me dude you can’t trust graffiti artists i don’t have any biases regarding this bro”

[ayeforscotland]

Every accusation is a confession.

The number of these ‘Protect our women and children’ types who have committed violence against women and children is insane.

From the self-proclaimed paedophile hunters to the jobless losers who yell at hotels, they tell on themselves more often than not.

Source.

[ayeforscotland]

I read a comment on some YouTube video saying that Britain should retake the Republic of Ireland. It’s the only time I something along those lines but I’m wondering with all the right wing nuts running around how prevalent this view is

I think it’s one of those things that British nationalists aren’t serious about when they say it, but if pressed on it they’d boast about how easy it would be for the UK to conquer the Republic of Ireland.

Of course, that’s not true by any means, but I don’t think their arrogance would allow them to say otherwise.

[flufflogic]

I think it's a response to the utter arse handing RTE did to Nigel Farage recently. Which, in itself, is a response to his dullard contributions to the issues in Northern Ireland.

[ayeforscotland]

I hate to say but that clip is from 5 years ago, but yeah there’s no doubt he had a hand in the pogrom in Northern Ireland recently.

[ayeforscotland]

Huge layoffs inbound for Xbox throughout 2027.

Compulsion and Double Fine will thankfully become independent, but what a fucking gut punch.

[ayeforscotland]

Thank fuck Compulsion are retaining IP rights on their titles, especially South of Midnight.

[sugarsylvie]

Eevee finally accepts the cone!

[mamoru]

Food safety tips to keep America's 250th anniversary illness-free

As Americans prepare to celebrate the nation's 250th birthday this Fourth of July, millions of people will gather for backyard barbecues, pi

food safety PSA: if you see someone put cooked meat back in container that had raw meat, you have to kick their ass.

[mamoru]

if you find it unbearably awkward to refuse unsafe food, wait until you need to fight for insurance coverage of millions of dollars worth of life-saving medical care to survive your 101th case of food poisoning that, instead of clearing up like every other case of food poisoning you previously had, suddenly decided to permanently kick your ass.

protect yourself. take the initiative. kick the chef's ass.

[mamoru]

Keeping America’s 250th Independence Day leftovers safe

As the United States marks its 250th Independence Day, families will be packing away picnic trays, grill platters and dessert tables and fac

do leftovers safely or kick your own ass

[amydaily]

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[what-even-is-thiss]

I still find it pretty funny that in fallout 3 you can get your karma down by just opening Moriarty’s terminal over and over again.

The slavers at paradise falls have heard of me. I’m the guy that opens people’s computers over and over again without asking first.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Butch won’t be my companion. He’s like you’re too intense. You must’ve turned on that computer like 50 times in a row last time.

[what-even-is-thiss]

My forbidden computer touching ways have caught up with me.

[what-even-is-thiss]

The reason I’m doing this in the first place is that a lot of evil karma options in fallout 3 are just inconvenient. Like I could go out of my way to blow up a city or I could not blow up a city and get a much more convenient free house and keep access to their merchants.

So in order to keep getting the full evil karma experience, every time I do something convenient or utilitarian that raises my karma I go back to Moriarty’s Saloon and just open his terminal over and over again.

Thus, my good boy points are eliminated through repeated computer touching and the regulators here are hunting me down for looking at Moriarty’s personal data a hundred times in a row.

[what-even-is-thiss]

What’s really funny about lowering your karma this way is that after you do a major good Karma action and listen to the radio, the radio DJ Three Dog will be like this horrible fucker from vault 101 we all hate him so much you know that guy? He did another fucking thing. He saved a thousand orphans.

[coffinvows]

when artists get rightfully upset about their art being misinterpreted, edited, stolen or even just compared to other medias, the talking point of “well what did you expect, you posted it online” sucks to hear, because god forbid people be nice, just nice, plain and simple

[the-muppet-joker]

Tump dies tonight while giving his speech in the hot hot sun. Like to charge, reblog to cast

[melled42]

William Henry Harrison died because he gave a long ass speech, but with rain getting him sick instead. So it wouldn't be the first time

[lara-cherriinie]

ch5 locker scene