EJ The 3rd's Gun Shop

MINORS/ AGELESS BIOS DNI!!! 33 years old - We sell guns and plenty other stuff! PS. theres nothing for sale here. Just a blog really. Touch anything and I'll have to break a leg, yours perferably

[eziojensenthe3rd]

Hi if you're a minor then DO NOT INTERACT. If you don't have your age in your bio, DO NOT FOLLOW please. This isnt an nsfw blog but its not family friendly either. That is all.

[j5daigada]

ready for beach

commission for raymk249

[sizvideos]

This campaign defies censorship in social media to raise awareness for early detection of breast cancer

[iamanemotionaltimebomb]

this is actually super fucking smartass of them

[snake-lady]

Reblogging as this is so important everyone! My mum had breast cancer and that shit is not nice so please check yourself ladies and gents! 💕💕💕

[tkthegoddess]

Always a reblog. 💋

[lyra-invisa]

I will forever reblog this when I see it because its so important

[tf2heritageposts]

i’m gonna make the most self indulgent post ever now

[tf2heritageposts]

guess who’s a dipshit

anyways

the mercs as The Paper Chase songs (and some john congleton and the nighty nite)

scout- i’m gonna be honest i almost never think about scout so i don’t know

soldier- https://open.spotify.com/track/6FXIwx5s5aRdm3QWaRxyqI

“i’m american as apple pie, i’m american as the next guy”

pyro- i’m not sure

demoman-https://open.spotify.com/track/54CATMelS60AQtI5uvwq8B

“do you know what it means to be doomed? do you know what it means to be cursed?”

engineer- i’m not gonna lie i could make a playlist of paper chase songs i associate with engie but

“good things die all the time, god bless your heart vengeance is mine. ‘kiss me like you mean goodbye’ said the spider to the fly, when all those times you thought were wrong, you were right”

heavy- thinking about it, most of someday this could all be yours could work with heavy buttt

this entire song is him in my opinion

medic-

“i am a hacking cough, that tickle in your throat, in an unmade bed in mexico you will catch my cough you will catch my cold”

sniper- https://open.spotify.com/track/6mAB7lCDOEyRFLeFi5SGDy?si=HHgLaCQ9TaGeMRkBjTWFqw

“you have married a mobile mortuary, constantly living the first line of his obituary, and i’m a bad man”

spy- https://open.spotify.com/track/6HqHDqBYL9sR2uSQM8sNte

“and i am an impossible man, i’m behind you, i’m begin you. and i could be anyone and you’d accept anything, who would have you love lucille? who could love you lucille? i have no free will”

[tf2heritageposts]

never mind here’s scout

[strawhatsufi]

oh shit im homeless again THATS why im nerves

[strawhatsufi]

hows he gonna get outta this mess!!!

well with support from viewers like you. ill explain later but pls donate

link

[strawhatsufi]

no donations so far. currently stranded in ireland of all places and every day here is gonna cost me 50 euros. not sure how im getting out. i dont think ill be here more than a few days but im gonna be absolutely harmmoraging money until then. i am an albanian refugee going home from mexico to help overthrow the government so this isn't really in-budget. the protesters arent asking for money but i personally am

[strawhatsufi]

i kinda had the impression that travel within the EU wasn't a big deal like i'd basically be able to show up in ireland and get a next-day ticket for a trivial price and honestly i was a stressed out and chronically ill refugee who wasn't able to plan ahead any further than i did so I pretty much took that assertion without further investigation. this is going to cost me like a couple hundred euros but it aready happened.

$40 so far and i really appreciate it. i have an onward ticket on the 6th to vienna where i'll be staying for a couple days and then i'll get a train the rest of the way home

[strawhatsufi]

flight tomorrow pls helpe

[ayeforscotland]

If this is true, and I’m not convinced it is, it’s probably the worst decision Putin could make.

Russia is in absolutely no position to open up any additional fronts even with military support from Belarus (Lukashenko’s leadership is wobbly at best, and putting Belarusian troops at risk would end him)

Poland is also the most prepared for this out of pretty much any NATO country.

[luimnigh]

From talk I've seen online, the assumption has been that if Putin was going to attack a NATO nation to test the resolve of the organisation (especially now that the US intervening is no guarantee), the obvious target would be the Baltic Nations.

Block the Suwalki Gap (the small land border between Poland and Lithuania, situated between Kaliningrad and Belarus), jam up in the Baltic Sea with mines, and try and take over the three nations before a response can be formed.

From there, portray it as a fait accompli: we've already won, are you really going to throw French/German/etc lives away for an already defeated Estonia/Latvia/Lithuania?

(That plan assumes that the Russians could beat the Estonians, Latvians and Lithuanians at all, which is quite honestly doubtful.)

But Poland?

Poland would fuck 'em up.

There's no geographic advantage, it's a much larger country with large, technologically advanced military that has been painstakingly observing Russia strategy in Ukraine. There's no way Poland could be taken faster that NATO could respond, and that is the only sane strategy Moscow would even be considering.

And that's assuming Poland couldn't just solo any Russian attack. The joke I've seen is that if Russia attacked Poland, Poland would be in Moscow by the end of the week.

It seems utterly nonsensical, but we live in nonsensical times.

[ayeforscotland]

There’s NATO troops based in the Baltic states already, they’ve been running drills and fortifying the border for over 6 months.

Really don’t think there’s any tricks Putin can pull. It’s more likely he’ll be assassinated by someone close to him.

[were--ralph]

personally i think miucrosoft should be sued for what they're doing to the game industry

[were--ralph]

Xbox is closing down Hellblade creator Ninja Theory

The future of Senua, which Xbox just announced, is unclear.

Game sold badly? Fired

Game sold well? Fired

Game just came out? Fired

Game not out yet? Fired

Game literally just announced? Fired

Xbox is an active hindrance to the games industry and i think we'd genuinely be better without them and their shitty console no one buys

[were--ralph]

[Source]

Death to Xbox

[were--ralph]

[X]

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 5 Part 1

Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz (Phineas and Ferb)

Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)

Voting ended on2h

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Reminder if they tie that means they kiss and both move forward

[object-head]

Make them kiss propaganda! GO CRT-INATOR! Tenna is 0.1% behind right now, catch him up to even the votes back out and hold the line!

[a-aether]

It’s actually one of the first interactions I drew of ‘em… kind of how I picture them on a daily basis

[genderqueerpositivity]

Minnesota’s Giant Rainbow and Leather Pride Flags

June 28, 1998. Both flags measured approximately 50 feet wide and 75 feet long.

[ryuutchi]

Friendly reminder that the leather flag predates almost every other flag. We owe this community to leather daddies and kinksters

[nightmarechamillian]

In the era of corporate sanitization never forget it was leather daddies and S&M folks who protected some of the earliest pride parades.

[tf2heritageposts]

also we as a society need to appreciate graffiti as an art form more. no i don’t mean banksy, i mean the shit cops and white moms get mad at

[tf2heritageposts]

“no dude this majority POC subculture is entirely homophobic trust me dude you can’t trust graffiti artists i don’t have any biases regarding this bro”

[ayeforscotland]

Every accusation is a confession.

The number of these ‘Protect our women and children’ types who have committed violence against women and children is insane.

From the self-proclaimed paedophile hunters to the jobless losers who yell at hotels, they tell on themselves more often than not.

Source.

[ayeforscotland]

I read a comment on some YouTube video saying that Britain should retake the Republic of Ireland. It’s the only time I something along those lines but I’m wondering with all the right wing nuts running around how prevalent this view is

I think it’s one of those things that British nationalists aren’t serious about when they say it, but if pressed on it they’d boast about how easy it would be for the UK to conquer the Republic of Ireland.

Of course, that’s not true by any means, but I don’t think their arrogance would allow them to say otherwise.

[flufflogic]

I think it's a response to the utter arse handing RTE did to Nigel Farage recently. Which, in itself, is a response to his dullard contributions to the issues in Northern Ireland.

[ayeforscotland]

I hate to say but that clip is from 5 years ago, but yeah there’s no doubt he had a hand in the pogrom in Northern Ireland recently.

[ayeforscotland]

Huge layoffs inbound for Xbox throughout 2027.

Compulsion and Double Fine will thankfully become independent, but what a fucking gut punch.

[ayeforscotland]

Thank fuck Compulsion are retaining IP rights on their titles, especially South of Midnight.

[sugarsylvie]

Eevee finally accepts the cone!

[mamoru]

Food safety tips to keep America's 250th anniversary illness-free

As Americans prepare to celebrate the nation's 250th birthday this Fourth of July, millions of people will gather for backyard barbecues, pi

food safety PSA: if you see someone put cooked meat back in container that had raw meat, you have to kick their ass.

[mamoru]

if you find it unbearably awkward to refuse unsafe food, wait until you need to fight for insurance coverage of millions of dollars worth of life-saving medical care to survive your 101th case of food poisoning that, instead of clearing up like every other case of food poisoning you previously had, suddenly decided to permanently kick your ass.

protect yourself. take the initiative. kick the chef's ass.

[mamoru]

Keeping America’s 250th Independence Day leftovers safe

As the United States marks its 250th Independence Day, families will be packing away picnic trays, grill platters and dessert tables and fac

do leftovers safely or kick your own ass

[amydaily]

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