EJ The 3rd's Gun Shop

MINORS/ AGELESS BIOS DNI!!! 33 years old - We sell guns and plenty other stuff! PS. theres nothing for sale here. Just a blog really. Touch anything and I'll have to break a leg, yours perferably

[eziojensenthe3rd]

Hi if you're a minor then DO NOT INTERACT. If you don't have your age in your bio, DO NOT FOLLOW please. This isnt an nsfw blog but its not family friendly either. That is all.

[yuriartillery]

nice mechanical watches are wasted on wealthy men. a billionaire who will wear it once every four years and leave it in a case the rest of the time doesnt deserve a marvel of engineering like that. *i* deserve a watch like that because i get sexually aroused by clockwork

[embers-braincells]

jokes on you, i have a mechanical watch with transparent windows, which means i can see it ticking, and it (the watch) is just as sexy as you think

[yuriartillery]

you really are out of your league here on all counts. look up the vianney halter deep space resonance and understand my suffering

[embers-braincells]

oh dear god you are right, i need that watch carnally

[sentient-tent]

For anyone who needed to see her in motion.

[anx1ous-op0ssum]

We have to get normal porn back on this hellsite

[tinyyellowflowers-blog]

Was talking to a coworker today who explained that her grandfather was like Snow White “but Californian. And an old man.” in that the creatures of the forest would follow him around and presumably duet with him.

“When he died the ravens sat in the trees outside for a week, watching. Taking turns. A horde of raccoons tried to break into the house every night, tearing at the siding. Eventually they gave up, but it was unsettling.”

“Aww. They were checking on him!” I said, like a normal person. Internally, I thought “Maybe you could do the thing you do with dead pets, where you show them to the living pets so the living pet understands they’re gone. But I guess if you did that to a bunch of scavenging species, they’d be like “Well, that’s very sad but he IS food now.” So what you’d need, for human sensibilities, is some sort of transparent corpse barrier. Like a see-through coffin oh that’s what the dwarves were doing! You’ve stopped paying attention to this conversation about the loss of a beloved family member you gotta phase back in.”

[sun-ni-day]

oh that's what the dwarves were doing

[factbot]

[despazito]

the second radish is 29 feet away

[tranarchist]

[mamoru]

Food safety tips to keep America's 250th anniversary illness-free

As Americans prepare to celebrate the nation's 250th birthday this Fourth of July, millions of people will gather for backyard barbecues, pi

food safety PSA: if you see someone put cooked meat back in container that had raw meat, you have to kick their ass.

[mamoru]

if you find it unbearably awkward to refuse unsafe food, wait until you need to fight for insurance coverage of millions of dollars worth of life-saving medical care to survive your 101th case of food poisoning that, instead of clearing up like every other case of food poisoning you previously had, suddenly decided to permanently kick your ass.

protect yourself. take the initiative. kick the chef's ass.

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 5 Part 1

Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz (Phineas and Ferb)

Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)

Remaining time: 2 days 8 hours

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

[wintig24]

If Team Doof can spread propaganda then so can I! Here is today's dose of your Mr Ant Tenna propaganda, vote TENNA!

[wintig24]

@mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Art!!!

[yamada-ryo]

Didn't consider this point about uma musume world but there really are humans who fantasise about being uma musume huh...

He should call Tachyon.

[escuerzoresucitado]

[koko2unite]

please break the industry and make every game have mandatory bulge

[alteredpanel]

dead wife jokes banned in the house due to current events

[ouroborosorder]

The day jim davis dies, they will release a garfield strip so absolutely fucking dogshit it will unite all humanity against our common foe

[tilthat]

TIL in 1896 a temporary, one-day city was named in Texas called Crush, where two locomotives were to be smashed head-on for purposes of spectacle. It was, for a few hours, the 2nd largest city in TX with 40k attendees. The collision caused engine boilers to explode, resulting in death and injuries.

via reddit.com

[justthesource]

source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crush,_Texas

[mangonetics]

you could just do shit back then

[pyomorphic]

texas is still like this

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

[snowriddenwolf]

[parkchanwoohoo]

[mudman-marsh]

Found it very funny that both these games start off with a letter from your grandfather to take care of their old property.

[tredlocity]

[tredlocity]

[out-of-context-sonic]

[oidial]

very cool saturday, very cool

[oidial]

part 2