local disaster

ez, 21, enby idiot

[kibumkim]

Ever wonder if youre the reason a homophobe exists? Im pretty sure ive made like at least 5 people homophobic

[kibumkim]

Like yall ever think a straight person interacted with u and went

Like as soon as u left

[whitepeopletwitter]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[josieandthepussycatsofficial]

i love megan fox

[josieandthepussycatsofficial]

[frogmp3]

her mind… unparalleled

[magspie-deactivated20200824]

what?

[gay-irl]

gay_irl

[flavorblastedcheesetits]

All your gay ancestors that were corralled by society into having a heterosexual marriage and kids:

[nevaehtyler]

lmfaooo

[lakevida]

why is there a michaels crafts group chat

[fortooate]

for fights

[i-eat-wizards]

[xxerror--sansxx]

FUCK i wish i knew about this before i got kciked out of marshals the last time. lucky for me i stole a shoe rack on my way ouut so it wasnt a total loss

[xxunderfell--sansxx]

What shoes did you steal

[xxerror--sansxx]

IDK i just kinda pulled the whole rack oyut. one of the fucking employees managed to fuckinvg taze me but i still got away so sucks for them. heh.

[xxunderfell--sansxx]

Damn…wish I could steal shoe racks like you

[lakevida]

hi guys love the narrative you’re weaving but my one critique is that this is about the craft store “michaels crafts” and not the home goods store “marshalls”

[fandomquoter]

Phineas and Ferb - Season Four - “My Sweet Ride”

[adhd-vibes]

ok but this literally adhd

[the-worm-man]

the d in adhd stands for doofenshmirtz

[dragongirltitties]

Attention Deficit Heinz Doofenshmirtz

[l10l-deactivated20200813]

bitches see a text and are like ‘ill reply when i have the social and emotional energy for it’ and then forget about it for a week….anyway i’m bitches

[morphegus]

real talk something i have to keep learning and i think a lot of you guys are like me: your friends shouldnt be intimidating. if you see all of your friends chillin in a discord vc, dont just sit there and think damn they are all hanging out without me theyre playing games without me they dont want to talk to me. just join the vc homie. if they didnt want you to talk to them they would privatly call. if u wanna play a gane and nobody has asked u to play a game that just means u can be the one to ask to play a game. a majority of the time ur friends are not sitting there thinking about how much they dont want to hang out with you

[morphegus]

also its ok to be the one to initiate all conversations. i love talking to my friends but its not on my mind 24 hours a day. if someone sends me a message im like oh yeah my cool friend who i like messaged me we get 2 talk now

[weaver-z]

Me, doing research: Oh, wow, Hot Topic was founded in 1988? That’s earlier than I expected.

Me, scrolling down a bit, doing a comical spit take:

[weaver-z]

You CANNOT be serious????

[asdfghjkl-crossing]

[its-just-a-phage]

I just found the greatest slide while studying for my entomology exam

I definitely don’t remember this from lecture but I cant stop laughing

[bogleech]

the prevalence of discarded beer bottles has actually impacted this species pretty badly because they’re so much bigger and more visible than a real female. They are more attracted to the beer bottles.

[squidbot-deactivated20161114]

it happens with humans, too

[inficetegodwottery]

I absolutely love that this appears to be a universal sexual phenomenon

Nature is so bloody weird

[seasaltcosmos]

we seriously need to bring back the concept of “despite its flaws i still enjoy it” instead of ‘cancelling’ every fuckin thing in sight 

[zoewashburne]

#we need to trust that just because someone loves a thing it doesn’t mean they don’t know it’s flawed

[cosmiagramma]

We also need to stop insisting that everyone enjoying flawed things must put 25 cents in the Problematic Jar and recite all its failings from memory.

[froyogotlowbro]

Y’all hate feminine Nb people so much, it’s so obvious

[froyogotlowbro]

Nb person: *wears skirts, has long hair, has large chest, does traditional feminine things*

Y’all: what if... we ignored you... and used incorrect pronouns for you...

[froyogotlowbro]

It’s the same for masculine nb people too... y’all just hate nb people who aren’t androgynous

[froyogotlowbro]

Anyways if ur nb and you don’t dress androgynous, I love you. This goes for he/him nbs who dress feminine and she/her nb who dress masculine as well. Also to gender fluid nb people who only dress one way.

[niixell]

yup!!!

[onyx-was-here]

damn fucking right

[lesbx]

ppl on here: 🥵🥵oh hes so HOT god he could do anything he wants to me ❤😍💕💕🥵🥵😍😜🥵

the man:

[the-rivulet]

do NOT diss my man jerma985 like this