Basics
Full Name: Ezra Jebediah Fairchild
Birthday: April 30th
Age: 74
Zodiac Sign: Taurus
Religion: Baptist
–Religious Level (1-10): 10
Birthplace: Birmingham, Alabama
Current Residence: Birmingham, Alabama
Height: 6’ (formerly 6' 2")
Hair Color: Grayed with streaks of black
Eye Color: Dark Green (let's pretend Jeremy Irons matches that okay)
Sexuality: That is about the silliest question he ever did hear. The good Lord would not have gone and made Eve for Adam if there was no reason behind it.
Love/Romantic Preference: The prettiest unripened peach of a woman.
Relationship Status: Twice a widower. Married his childhood love when they were 14, but she gave out on him a few years later. Later married a woman who had been widowed herself with a sweet girl named Delilah. It's a blessing she reunited with their Father before all that mess happened with the girl.
Languages Known: English
Details
Car: 1962 Ford F100 in baby blue with a little rust for character [x]
Phone: Landline
Music Genres: Gospel, Folk, Bluegrass
Wardrobe: Old classic southern upper-class attire. "His Sunday bests" [x] Will always have a handkerchief embroidered with his initials EJF. Walking cane with a silver wolf's head at the top, tarnished finish from wear, with teeth baring. Old brown leather loafers.
Estimated Net Worth: $50 million (and saved every penny)
Ransom Value: *crickets*
Education: Has no need for any of that higher education. His higher education comes from the only good book he knows. Amen.
Accent: Southern (9/10 strength)
Bloodlines + Connections
Wesley Bartholomew Fairchild | Grandson/Son
Delilah Celeste Fairchild | Step-Daughter | Resides in Belmont Psychiatric Hospital, the Celestial Wing.
Mary Magdalene | Bless that Catholic girl's heart
Levels
Drinking (1-10): 0 like a good Baptist would, even if he still has bourbon around the place... says it's good to resist temptation as a testament of faith.
Swearing: 0 also like a good man of the Lord would do. But don't you test him.
Smoking status: 8. Cigarettes seem in bad taste, but he smokes from a pipe.
Drugs: 0 and never will.Â
Cooking proficiency: 0. Any man who knows his way around a kitchen has been around his mama's apron strings for too long.
Intelligence: 7. In spite of Ezra's lack of formal education, I wouldn't underestimate his way of the spoken word, but throw in some "higher education" words at him and he will be a bit lost by that gibberish noise you have.
Emotional/Social Intelligence: 5. His way or the highway, but he's got the added advantage of southern hospitality keeping him at a 5.
Creativity: 2. This man's creative thoughts only involve harming vulnerable girls!
Temper: 7. He's bad when he's mad, but he's cool, calm, collected right up until then.












