f.

He does

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HERE’S A SPICY LITTLE “TIDBIT” OF INFORMATION FOR ALL YOU LOVELY SUCKERS OUT THERE, ALWAYS KEEP THINGS REAL Y’KNOW???

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ONE DAY, EVERYONE CAN LOOK PERFECT JUST LIKE ME! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHHHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAAHHAHAHAAHA

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I HOPE ALL THE RAD PEOPLE OUT ON THOSE STREETS AND TOWNS TONIGHT ARE HAVING A TOTALLY TUBULAR TUESDAY!

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THE LEGEND NEVER DIES.

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IF I HAD A NEED FOR IT, THEN I’D BE SHOWING OFF MY WAD OF MONEY TO ALL THE GEEZERS IN THE GUTTER!

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HEY THERE! I’M STILL ALIVE AND KICKING! NEVER FORGET, I’M ALWAYS ETERNAL!

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IF YOU’D LIKE TO EVEN ATTEMPT TO CREATE YOUR OWN COOL F ACT, PLEASE FEEL FREE TO USE THIS TEMPLATE I’VE SO HUMBLY PROVIDED!

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HELLO ALL, ONCE AGAIN IT IS ME F HERE TO ENGORGE YOUR MINDSCAPE WITH EVEN MORE TASTY KNOWLEDGE FROM MY PIPING-HOT OVEN OF TRUTH. PLEASE ENJOY THESE SNACK-SIZED BITES OF LEARNING TO DISTRACT YOU FROM LIFE!

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What the fuck?

YES!

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(MENACING)

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EXPAND.

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Hiya chums! I, f, can’t wait to enjoy these brand-new changes with you!

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IT WASN’T MY IDEA TO HOLD A MEETING, BUT IT BECAME MINE

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THE JOKE IS THAT THERE’S A JOKE, PLEASE LAUGH.

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I CAN, IN FACT, APPROVE OF THINGS LIKE THIS!

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AND IT GOES IN CIRCLES AND CIRCLES AND CIRCLES CIRCLES AND CIRCLES AND CIRCLES

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I DON’T KNOW WHO THAT IS, I CAN’T REMEMBER