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modern day : no phones in highschool
like 10 years ago : okay 9 year old kids heres the ipad . go play your vaguely fetishistic flashgames on girlygamesforgirls.com
Ik I'm anon but ignore any other requests I've made bc this one is so important rn bc I FEEL LIKE IM DYINGGG. Could I request Melone x reader of same age (I picture Melone as around 25) who at that big age got their tonsils removed? I just got that and it hurts so bad and my painkillers aren't working and I need fluff to help the pain of bleeding in my freaking throat💔💔💔💔
aww im soso sorry about that the pain must be horrible, this has motivated to write get well soon🩷
melone x reader
You don’t remember the drive home, why would you? the whole car ride was a roller coaster of emotions.you laugh, cry, flirt, yell. anything and everything to get melones attention…
melone gets you home safely as you stumble and yell out incoherent things. he finds your reaction to the anaesthetic amusing, the way you drool at everyword. and your hands fling around attempting to stroke his face.
“ciccino/ciccina, i need you to lay down okay?, dont talk to much you may regret that”
melone helps you get into bed moving the hair out of your face.
“you need to rest up okay?”
your words are unintelligible groaing and mumbling about how you’re ok and could even run a marathon. melone sits on the edge of the bed twiddling with your hair responding to all your questions helping you start to calm down before bed. each time your voice is muffled our hard to understand melones soft voice is comforting and reassuring asking you.
“what was that dear? could you repeat that for me?”
everything is going smoothly, you fall asleep and melone kisses your forehead and leaves to work on an upcoming mission as you sleep.
muffeled weeps can be heard from down the hall, melones ears perk yp as he gets up from his desk to investigate. theres a knock at the door as melone leans closer in
“bella/bello?, is everything alright in there?”
you sniffle and mutter out
“n-no..”
melone immediately swings the door open his eyes meeting your figure hunched over the bed crying as blood dribbles from your mouth.
“mio caro / mia cara!, are you okay? your mouth!”
he practically leaps onto you holding your face close to his chest smothering you in kisses reaching for a towel wiping your mouth,in no time he takes you to the bathroom and cleans you up.
Melone takes time to carefully braid your hair back (if you have long hair) help you get changed into something comfy and cuddles up to you wrapped in blankets holding you close till you’ve calmed down.
he understands that the painkillers are useless so he takes a few of the stronger ones he has when he gets seriously injured in a mission.melone sweet talks you into falling asleep on his chest and doesn’t bother to move for the next few hours gazing upon your face as your chest peacefully rises and falls.
La squadra reacting to reader scaring them during a horror movie
There was a Halloween themed ask in my inbox and I accidentally deleted it when I was fixing the layout of my writing instead of hitting draft💔 if that was you, PLEASE. PLEASEE SEND ME ANOTHER ONE😭 THE PROMPT WAS SO GOOD it was about a headless horseman like reader😭 ugh I’m so mad I got the ask awhile ago and I finished it but I tried a new layout for it and I didn’t really like it so I redrafted it and went to bed because I was gonna save it until Halloween (the ask said I could don’t worry) and I was scrolling through my drafts looking for one to start on and I couldn’t find it so I think it’s been deleted 😭😭 I AM SO SORRYY
Risotto is in a flow state tbh. He’s locked onto the tv, watching whatever scary movie is playing and totally, TOTALLY, doesn’t notice you creeping up behind him. He doesn’t react when ur hands firmly grab his shoulders and u screech at him in the middle of the night because why would he💔 he’s far too nonchalant for that, yk, because he’s watching a horror movie in the pitch black dark all alone without even so much as twitching a face muscle.
Prosciutto doesn’t react right away, he still panics, although it’s delayed due to his advanced..age. (I love making fun of old man prosciutto) he eventually jumps, only to hit u with a rolled up newspaper across the face and yell at you
Pesci is a pussy when it comes to horror movies so chances are you’ll be stuck beside him being the designated tissue that he’ll pretend not to be wiping his runny nose on 💔
Formaggio is usually watching a horror movie with his cat beside him, so chances are that the cat will see you first and leave then consequently suffer through formaggio begging it to come back because he’s scared. It only lasts for about three seconds because u decided to loom behind him and give him a near heart attack when he turns his head💔
Illuso refuses to admit that u scared him and because he’s petty he takes up the task of scaring you back. Not just once, as many times as it takes to desensitise you. Which will never happen because risotto will smack him in the back of the head for it. He then complains that ur definitely risotto’s favourite💔
Melone screams until u pull ur hand off of his shoulder. He doesn’t care if he makes eye contact and knows that it’s you and not some masked person, he’s committed to the bit which means he’ll keep screaming until u give up or the until others wake up.
Ghiaccio is loud and obnoxious. He doesn’t fear anything! And you’d believe him if u couldn’t see his eyes darting all over the tv screen and the sweat building up on his tense face. I do genuinely think that instead of getting scared he’s just annoyed at you for interrupting his commentary about the horror movie that nobody asked about.
Sorbet is straight faced. You could put this guy in an escape room with a time limit and he’d still somehow find a way to remain calm.
Gelato on the other hand, is not so straight faced. Touch him, kick him, poke him, whisper or even sneeze and ur getting a firm hand across the face. When he’s watching a horror movie he gets in a flow state where he’s subconsciously fending off “foes” which is just Pesci in the dark trying to grab some popcorn and getting hit with a nasty left hook😭💔
Chat how long has it been since my last post😨 I’m so sorry omg😭😭
HELLOOOO HAI HAI, I'm just wondering if you could do my request. Let's just say it's not that simple it's rather sad and dramatic-
So I was thinking about Risotto meeting the reader (AFAB please) in an abandoned building, the reader is there to chill out and so is Risotto, but he backed away and reader noticed but ignored it, after that day I mostly happened again until the reader went and talked to him yk normal interactions, slowburn typa shi, and there's the point where risotto falls for her and typical Risotto showing love. But ofc Risotto is in a mafia (worse a "traitor") and the reader got involved and let's just say she almost died- and Risotto swore to never get close to her anymore for her safety, simply letting her go. and there, they're not in contact for years now and out of nowhere Risotto went to a church to just pray (Typical Italian Catholic stuff) but then noticed someone is getting married and it's the reader getting married to another guy-
Can you do it as a small fic or headcanons on how Risotto handles that kind of situation? Like how he feels or reacts huhu, it's been on my mind for so long, I just love Risotto ✌🏻
Ciaooo🩷
HIIII I SCRAMBLED THIS DOWN IVE HAD SUCH BAD WRITERS BLOCK SO HOPE U ENJOY <3
3 years have passed since the breakup and it’s been eating risotto alive since, its slowly gone down barely manageable and prosciutto recommended him to go to the church and reflect on what happened. Risotto arrives at the church, he slumps down on the chairs near the back his head lowered as he quietly recites a prayer to himself.
his ears perk up muffled chattering in the distance church bells ringing as clapping begins, curious he looks up towards the tinted glass taking notice upon the wedding outside, he scans not trying to look for anything specific. his mind wonders to the life he could’ve had. while his mind was caught up in the scenarios playing in his head he catches sight of a young woman the bride as she strutted towards the alter. he inspects her figure, something feels off. he knows his intuition is right as she turns around revealing that its you. he is perplexed at this discover.
watching the entire ceremony without moving. “she’s alive, she’s safe” he reminds himself trying to push away the feelings of regret. as the ceremony comes to an end and the guest begin to chatter take pictures and smile he forces himself up and leaves.
He spends the next few weeks keeping to himself giving only one worded response to the members of la squadra. it eats him alive knowing your relationship was filled with constant fear and worry. He dreads sleep, his mind taunts him with memories he’s pushed past. Your voice, face, touch and smell overwhelm him yet you’re not even there. you made him feel human like he was alive and not a robot weird to kill. he knows there’s nothing he can do, he can’t just ruin your happy marriage, you can’t just be friends either, he doesn’t want that. he tells himself it’s not a loss you’re alive and well yet the ache in his heart never goes away, your life has moved forward and his is stuck in an endless cycle.
im gonna stop being lazy asf andwork on the request tonight
Slides in yo asks….. okay?…..
Im going to ask if you have any ummm ummm RisGhia (Risotto x Ghiaccio) headcanons… okay?
It can be any scenario, truly! Whatever you find best….. okay?
thank you….OKAY?
this was my first time writing a character x character and i had sm fun!!1 hope you enjoy this
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The door swings open and Ghiaccio stumbles inside, one hand clamped to his stomach. He limps paying no mind to the others scattered in the living room, he continues to shuffle towards the bathroom as the members shoot him quick glances, they can tell he’s injured yet don’t bother asking what happened. they don’t want to deal with his short temper or get an ear full. Ghiaccio knows this yet he doesn’t change that, showing vulnerability feels more dangerous than the wound itself; he refuses to let the others see him as weak. Unbeknownst to him Risotto is in his office to the bathroom the door is slightly open, enough for Risotto to observe this. Ghiaccio shuts the door behind him, the bathroom lights flicker on barely lighting the room. He grimaces as he raises his shirt, the motion slow and deliberate despite the sting. He examines the wound in front of the mirror, his hand grips in fear. the wound oozes with blood the skin around it tender. the door creeks open and Ghiaccio whips his head around locking eyes with his. Risottos face lingers on the cut his face staying unreadable. “its going to get infected.” Risotto lifts his focus onto Ghiaccio face. this is the first time anyone has seen him so exposed and he doesn’t know what to do… “here let me help you” Risotto enters carefully closing the door behind him approaching,he squats down and inspects the wound before opening the cupboard underneath the sink grabbing rubbing alcohol, cotton pads, needle and thread. “do you even know how to stitch wounds?” Ghiaccio grumbles concerned and annoyed. Risotto whispers still keeping his eyes lowered. “I’ve done it before you’ll be okay” he places his large warm hands on Ghiacciios frozen torso. “stand still, this is going to burn.” Ghiaccio squeezes his eyes shut shaking as Risotto preps the cotton pad and needle. Risotto takes note to this and holds his hand firmly rubbing small circles, “hey, you’re going to be okay. breathe” it was rare for him to speak like this. usually he ignores the others holding them down telling them to stop whining and to get it over and done with. Ghiaccio calms down a bit slowly opening his eyes taking deep breaths. “i-im.. I’m fine, just hurry it up” Risotto gives him a soft look before wiping the blood around the skin then padding down the wound, Ghiaccio flinches clenching his jaw mutter curses “F-figlio di puttana!” his eyes stay glued shut heart racing as Risotto feeds the needle through his skin gently stitching him shut. he applies the bandage and stands up towering over Ghiaccio. “Change the bandage every night and spray it with alcohol. come to me if you need any assistance.” Ghiaccio’s eyes stay glued to the bathroom tiles as he listens. his mind is racing with how close Risotto is, overwhelmed with his scent, the thought of his hand around his torso someone had seen him at his weakest—and didn’t turn away. once Risotto is done listing things to watch out for he leaves, Ghiacchio, left alone in the bathroom feels his chest get tight, he questions himself “Could Risotto feel like this to?” he’s angry at his on vulnerability and reminds himself “fuck…no he wouldn’t” Risotto walks back down to his office his brain replaying the moment of him looking down to Ghiaccio, the flustered look on his face, hoping that tomorrow Ghiaccio asks for his help just so he can touch him again.
Howdy partner 🤠 given that you're needy for requests, could you write La Squadra welcoming the first woman in their squad and what each of their reaction might be ?? I'd be so grateful plsssss
currently mad asf !!! i wrote this and it got deleted so i had to rewrite!1 ill post part one and finish it asap!!! the characters included are risotto proscuitto and formaggio! hope you enjoy <3
PROSCUITTO
judging by how this man was talking about Trish in the eng dub ver he is most definitely judging your every move. god forbid you decide to use a bit of concealer to hid a pimple or dark under eyes or even apply lip balm because this man will not shut the fuck up about it for the next 20 minutes
‘Women spend so much time on makeup” “what? are you trying to look good for our targets?” with that ugly bitch face he always has. the only time he’s nice is if you do somewhat good on the mission like take someone out while they’re sneaking up on him but even then, he still makes other comments like. ‘You should’ve found them earlier what if they actually got me”. this man is always complaining about something you do but most of his attention is on Pesci instead anyways so that saves you. unless you want an earful for 30 minutes straight constantly abrupted by his smoker’s cough DO NOTTT approach this man (I do not like him)
FORMAGGIO
when you join la squadra just like Melone formaggio will not leave you alone like some clingy ex.
I personally head canon this man as a stoner of some sort of stoner, expect him to offer you a joint one night. he’s actually good to talk to he’s there when you want to vent to about illuso and prosciutto for their stupid remarks and he without fail makes you laugh joking about them and their childish behaviours’ very laid-back talks to you after the missions about how it went and what not.
if part 5 took place in 2025 I just know this man would be spamming your insta with reels, cat videos memes etc none of it makes sense to him he just thought you’d find it funny.
RISOTTO
Risotto isn’t the type to be that invested how people live their lives and truly be not that concerned on how people may present themselves. so, when you join the group it barely passed his brain that you’re a girl up until he sees how la squadra treats you of course... he knows his team isn’t exactly normal. melone invasive with his stand babyface forgetting what questions are appropriate in certain scenarios ghisaccios temper over tiny things and pesci being too sensitive for this line of work. but the way they talk to you can only make him sigh in second hand embarrassment.
out of all the members he’s the easiest to go to for a normal conversation him sometimes even inviting you to some good bands around the area having hidden gigs around the city. he also checks up on you allot out of the most, he feels bad sometimes if prosciutto’s constant misogynistic sly comments seem to have an effect on you. other than that, has probably your best bet of sanity out of all the members
Gonna be unHINGED. How would La Squadra react to a new recruit that is like. A cryptid. Their red eyes shine in the dark, they have freakishly long limbs, silent footsteps, sharp teeth.... Aw man I'm just describing Risotto but you know what I mean(lol). And by that, I mean have fun! Make the new recruit as FREAKY and SCARY as possible while still oddly human!
i saw this while working on other request and got way to excited!! this sounds like my jojo oc!
since the gender isnt specified it will be gender neutral!
(note i wasnt sure to lean more human side or cryptic so i made it both!)
BackStory!
for the stand ive made it so you have the ability to shapeshift into whatever form you want.its freaky and quite disturbing, skin peeling revealing rotten slimy skin, razor sharp teeth formed over your mouth with your eyes wide open bloodshot, or the random faces you go for so the team doesnt figure out what you truly look like. you do this to fuck with them they cant tell if you actually looked like the tan man with short messy bed hair and a moustache, or the brunette with pale skin with rosey cheeks, they can only hope you dont look like the figure your form into to scare pesci, tall beige long arms with claws boney hips and hollow eyes.
This saturday night is like all the others. risotto proscuitto and illuso return from picking up a few weapons from the warehouse each of them tired taking their seats on the couch as risotto lights a cigarette. formaggio walks in from the back door with pesci and melone. he seems frustrated and annoyed shooting dirty glances at pesci before finally speaking up about the misson that had unfolded.
formaggio: for christ sake pesci we were nearly turned into kebas back there what were you thinking?
formaggio takes a seat besides proscuitto laing back groaning looking up to the ceiling.
formaggio:i mean really, running away from someone whos stand controls the wind?
he pinches his nose muttering swears in italian pesci grabs the back of his head lowering it as he mixes his words.
pesci: i… it was really strong man.. i tried..
formaggio: trying isnt enough
he sighs lifting himself up
where the hell is y/n? werent they supposed to be finishing the paper work for the boss or something?
prosciutto looks towards formaggio his eyes half open
prosciutto: i havent seen them since we left, they must be doing something stupid for all i care
melone types away vigorously on baby face besides illuso on the couch eyes wide scanning the screen frantically.
melone: do you think theyd let me borrow a bit of their dna?imagine the power babyface would have!
melone seems too excited about this sudden idea typing away with a huge grin as illuso stares him down in disgust
illuso:well they need to hurry i need to send the papers off in an hour.
he rest his arm on the side of the couch using his fist to prop his chin up
risotto:go look for them.
illuso looks up and a slight shiver runs down his back his brows furrowed and eyes wide with a distasteful look.
illuso:ill pass on that actually..
20 minutes pass and pesci decides to go out into the kitchen to grab a glass of water, while looking out the window he glances down to a black shadow hunched over something large jerking back and forth violently.
pesci squints his eyes leaning in a bit more as he sees a tall black creature limbs seeming as if it were bones vaccumed sealed in a black bag with a cow skull attached onto it for a head, teo large pupils sit inside the empty skull eyes fixated on the half hollow body of the poor person that sumbled upon you.
you’re eating him diging your boney fingers into the belly ripping out whatever flesh you can shoving it into your mouth, pesci cant help but step back gasping dropping the glass causing you to whip ypur head back, your eyes glow a deep red in the alley way before you let out a deep gutteral growl similar to a crocadile, you grip onto your carcass protecting it moving further into the dark alley hidden away.pesci can only stand there..scared shitless.
Ur requests are open o.o can I get some Illuso X reader headcanons i will take anything you have to give (luv this egoist asshole.. *<*)
Thank you! :)
yes of course! ill be referencing my past headcanon and expanding a bit more so heres
illuso x reader headcanons
[sfw, gender neutral reader is a part of la squadra]
when you joined la squadra he’s one of the first people to tease you constantly for being a newbie. hiding your things right before your mission so you’re late. hiding behind the mirror while you fix your hair ready to jump out to scare you, holding things like your car keys above your head watching as you pout trying to get it. he can’t help but think how cute you look like that. he starts to even slowly ask himself if he likes you.
instead of waiting for his next chance to ruin your haircut he’s asking if you need any help, recommending different hair products he uses to keep his hair all silky. he stands behind you holding a few pieces of your hair as you measure where you need to cut eyes fixated on the mirror. you don’t notice his cherry eyes lingering on your face looking at each detail slowly moving down towards your low-cut top.
“you good there?”
you ask him still holding the scissors as he looks back up quickly flustered
"I’m fine what are you talking about?"
you’ve never seen him this embarrassed before, you knew he was dramatic, always throwing snarky comments towards the others you especially but it’s weird to see him so caught up like this.
after a few days’ weeks even, he musters up the courage to ask you out, he waited until the base was empty everyone else off on to missions before appearing from what seems to be the shadows holding your chin up keeping eye contact as he tells you.
"you’re going out with me tonight. be ready around 8"
before turning around and disappearing again.
"who does this prick think he is? be ready at 8? he didn’t even ask!"
you sit there dumfounded by his bluntness yet you don’t seem that closed off to the idea of going out with him. he wasn’t ugly or really THAT bad to talk to, hey its even a free meal you don’t have anything on tonight so why not?
as the night comes to life you’re leaning against the wall arms crossed wearing (either a black maxi dress with your purse or suite) waiting for illuso. from the outside, it doesn’t announce itself loudly. The building is modest, maybe a little worn, the kind of place you’ve walked past a hundred times without noticing. Stone walls softened by age, shutters half open, no grand entrance just a simple doorway and a small sign.
you feel a large but soft hand rest against your shoulder and you turn to see illuso, he’s dressed in a simple black suit
The jacket is tailored and double-breasted, worn with a crisp white shirt and a narrow black tie. The trousers fall straight, relaxed without being sloppy.
“you ready to go in?” his demeanour is different. he’s voice is soft
“uh… yeah your eyes maintain contact a few seconds longer then usual as his hand trails down to your lower back as you enter the restaurant.
and since then you guys have been together.
HEADCANONS
· expect multiple gifts each week, your favourite flowers wrapped in many bows with a note a gift card at your favourite store or a sweet note reminding how much he loves you. expect your hair to be the healthiest its ever been from the different hair mask treatments he spoils you in. your skin would be glowing by now if it wasn’t already from all the expensive skin care he uses.
· his hugs are firm and comforting randomly pulling you into the mirror world when you least expect it smothering you in kisses and warm hugs. (I imagine this man having the softest lips in la squadra he does not play about his skincare)
· he’s always needing constant reassurance. if he notices you laughing at other members joke or even sit to close to them he’s got an attitude towards that person the rest of the day silently accusing them of trying to get their dirty hands on his prized possession.
· I feel like he’s got an ugly laugh, not as bad as formaggios or sorbet but it makes you look at him funny from time to time.
· expect nightly gossip sessions as well, both of you fresh out the shower hair dried and oiled as you put each others hairs in a sleek bun in your fluffy robes (yes his is baby pink) face mask on lighting a candle as he tells you all of the gossip within la squadra and other members of Passione.(this man is MESSY asf btw he cannot keep his mouth shut).
REQUEST OPEN
I have been so bored with life my inbox is open to any request towards la squadra!!11
i will write mostly anything so send stuff in
anatomy and rendering practice w my jjba oc perla :p
More Kid Than Criminal
Characters: Formaggio
Warnings: Toxic relationship, angst with no happy ending.
I'm finally uploading the Formaggio x reader oneshot where you argue and then break up with him!! Yayy... It's based on the song Body by Julia Jacklin, so definitely go listen to it :)) (linked at the bottom)
You fidget in the faux leather of the car seat– mixed with the thin layer of sweat upon your skin and your mostly bare legs grazing the seat, it makes sitting still for too long unbearably uncomfortable.
Tapping your fingers along your thigh while you straighten up, you look again at Formaggio speaking on the phone outside. He's pacing around a bit, occasionally running his hand across his head, and laughing– even from the inside of the car, you can still hear him laughing.
If you had known his call would last this long, you would've asked him to do it later. At the very least, you could've waited to get a taxi so you won't have to pay for sitting in an overheated taxi. Then again, what could you possibly expect? He was always one to make conversations out of nothing.
His talking stops shortly thereafter. The door opens next to you, briefly allowing for the overlapping noises of the city fall into your ears until it's muffled once more by the door.
"Bunch'a fuckin' hardasses," he laughs, leaning back into the seat.
"Really?" You mumbled in response, "You don't sound that annoyed."
"Nah, I'm too used to getting bothered like this."
The gentle movement as the taxi starts down the street pushes you back into your seat. The man next to you doesn't bother to fill the silence with any further words– he probably doesn't feel the need to. He probably doesn't have anything more to say about the matter that got you two here.
Risotto but like band AU
(He’s basically just mick Thompson idk I thought it was cool)
𝐋𝐀 𝐒𝐐𝐔𝐀𝐃𝐑𝐀 𝐖𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐀 𝐇𝐀𝐏𝐏𝐘 𝐁𝐈𝐑𝐓𝐇𝐃𝐀𝐘
Summary - La Squadra wishing one of their member which is you a happy birthday
Note - No Sorbet and Gelato cuz idk much about them. sorry :((
The LSE Band ( La Squadra Edition )
It's La Squadra Di Esecuzione, Passione's musical rival!
Oh, you must have thought I have forgotten about them. Nope! Let's find out what's going on with Passione's rival band, La Squadra Di Esecuzione, or more famously known as LSE!
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Risotto Nero
~ The Lead Guitarist and the main man of LSE. He also does the secondary vocals next to Prosciutto, like the bass to HamHam's Tenor. Tall, dark - eyed, fans and band members alike are intimidated by his presence. And the moment he steps on the stage with his signature bloody electric guitar, fans know they're in for the greatest performance there is. Out of all the LSE members, he has the most fans, rivalling that of Giorno's from Passione.
( For reference, Risotto's voice is like this: )
~ He may be intimidating on the outside, but deep inside, he's actually a bit soft. You could say he's the softest compared to all the LSE members. Of course, he just doesn't show it in public. Even his band mates don't know about this. A superstar must maintain an image, you know?
~ There was a rumor that he has killed many people, and that he has a Satanic cult where one must do awful crimes as an initiation to be allowed in. But, that's just it. Rumors. The only confirmed rumor about him, though, is when he went to the beach one day and saved someone from drowning.
Prosciutto
~ Or lovingly known as HamHam by his fans. Prosciutto is the Vocalist of LSE and is the pioneer of a very modern music genre called Metal Grunge. The reason? His golden voice has the ability to take you to the times of old, then snatch you right back into the present with his surprisingly grungy quality screams. He can make you feel both old and young at the same time, so to speak.
( For reference, Prosciutto's voice sounds like this: )
~ He has a huge, I mean H U G E rivalry going on with Passione's vocalist Leone Abbacchio. Some say the rivalry's roots go all the way back during their University days ( where they're both classically trained ). Some say it's because of some unknown girl they both met during their childhood. Some even say they're destined to be rivals. One thing is for certain - they're not making up anytime soon, and probably never will.
~ Has a young trainee named Pesci, who he allegedly bullies a lot. He denied all the rumors, saying that he only ever wanted his trainee to grow just like him. Despite that, he is second to Risotto to having the most fans.
Illusio
~ Always the groomsman but never the groom, the man who always come in second place. But, in this case, he is the third when it comes to the number of fans. Illusio is the Rhythm Guitarist of the band, and he composed most of their songs.
~ Always thinking that his genius is wasted on LSE, he tried, on many occassions, to break away from the band, only to go back to it like a scared animal. His huge ego has prevented him from landing a solo career, and most producers find his high and mighty attitude really irritating. He has also tried many times to convince Trish Una to do a collab with LSE, and she has yet to agree.
~ It is confirmed that he loves himself. Too much, in fact, that other band members sometimes refuse to follow his "artistic ideas". Nah, they're just plain orders. Only Risotto has the right to give them.
Melone
~ Melone is originally from the EDM scene before he got the role of Keyboardist and all - around effects guy in LSE. Even then, he has a multitude of followers. All his social media accounts have a vast number of fans, and he's extremely popular among the younger generation.
~ A modest, calm, and a bit down to earth kind of guy, Melone is, in fact, very, very promiscuous, oh yes. He has broken lots hearts, played with so many feelings. Heck, band members even confirmed to seeing a different woman coming out of his room each day, most of them from his devoted groupies. Emphasis on the word - groupies.
~ This unsavory behavior of his was rumored to have rooted from his very first heartbreak. However, it wasn't confirmed. Despite that, he is actually a very reliable and talented member, one Risotto could surely count on.
Ghiaccio
~ Ghiaccio, the youngest member of LSE, is the very energetic Drummer, a much wilder counterpart of Passione's Narancia. Unlike the orange kid, though, this dude hates mess. He's very nit - picky, and he even has germaphobia.
~ That nit - picky part being said, one must be wary of both their words and actions around Ghiaccio, or else they'd surely get an earful from him. He always yells at Pesci and Formaggio for making a mess of their modest rehearsal room, but he ends up the one cleaning up the mess, after all.
~ Unlike Narancia, though, who has learned to play the drums in his basement all by himself, Ghiaccio is trained. By a very strict tutor nonetheless. It was said that the tutor was so strict, Ghiaccio had ended up beating him with his drum sticks, then the drums, breaking the instrument ( and the tutor's bones ) and causing a lot of trouble. Because of that, the members are very careful not to annoy or irritate him too much.
Formaggio
~ If Illusio feels he's not being recognized and noticed enough, imagine how Formaggio, the Bassist, feels. Unlike Bruno, who has so many fans despite playing a non flashy kind of instrument, this poor guy was left at the back, supporting his band.
~ Some even say that his abilities are nothing compared to the others from LSE, but don't get fooled. He's just as skilled as Risotto, and just as reliable as Melone. In fact, he's the one who manages the band in the absence of both Risotto and Prosciutto, much to Illusio's dismay. Risotto trusts him that much, and he does a very good job. He never failed and never let them down.
~ He almost had a bass and drums collab with Narancia, as the two had a fair and friendly relationship despite their bands' rivalry. Leone and Prosciutto found out about this, and prevented the two from having their humble collab. However, their little fanbase knew that this supposed collab of theirs would break boundaries, and even outshine their own bands.
Pesci
~ Pesci is Prosciutto's young trainee, and back up vocalist of LSE. Yes, he's a bit of a pushover. Yes, HamHam has scolded, even screamed at him more than once. But, it's all for the sake of his growth. Pesci knew his limits and his weaknesses, that's why he needs HamHam's wisdom so much for his own guidance. He's a fair fellow, though, and he will do his very best with a little nudge and some sugar coated words of encouragement.
~ Once, HamHam's compliments for him all went to Pesci's head, resulting into him becoming over confident. And because of it, he almost ruined LSE's Milan tour by overpowering HamHam's vocals, when he's supposed to be his second voice. Let's just say it wasn't Prosciutto's most favorite night.
~ He trains with Melone in secret to further improve his musical skills. He was even taught the "ways of the man", or so Melone says. Needless to say, poor Pesci has learned more than what he asked and bargained for, scarring him for life.
Sorbet And Gelato
~ Now, it is implied that LSE, with the help of Prosciutto, is the pioneer of the Vintage Grunge genre. That said, they needed the help of Sorbet, who plays the clarinet, and Gelato, who plays the saxophone, for that much desired "vintage and jazzy" sound. These two were very good musicians, bringing along their smooth music at just the right moment, supporting HamHam with his jazzy tones and making way for Risotto's ear - piercing and yet hypnotic guitar solos.
~ However, these two are often MIA during rehearsals. Often, not always. Some say they're both sickly, Ghiaccio says they're just playing hooky ( because they've done it before ), but one thing is for certain - that they won't miss a chance to shine in front of the audience.
~ They're always seen during concerts wearing matching clothes, matching jewelry, matching hair highlights, and even matching nail colors. And even when they're away from the limelight, they're always seen together. It's just the cutest, sweetest thing actually.
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