Ted's Amazing Blog

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Markwayne Mullin has more than one, you know!

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A new sport

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He's much too polite to bust a grumpy in a lady's presence.

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The queen was unhappy.

She said to her husband, "Don't just sit there, do something!"

So he kinged.

And the queen became happy.

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Jim Halpert describes a door knob.

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My great, great, great (etc) grandfather from back in the mid 1600s. He comes back to visit, every year.

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Imbue

I'm here to imbue y'all with whatever comes to my mind. Have you ever been imbued, before? Did you like it? Do you want more imbuing? I have plenty, ya know.

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Men of the Ladder

Unsung heroes of the ladder. Men who climbed ladders, not desiring riches or fame. 30 photos.

Men of the Ladder · Jan 27 – Jun 28 📸

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My Coffee Mug

The thickness of my coffee mug is 7/32" or 5.57mm

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Bummie Mints for a fresh, minty colon Just pop one into your butt and it will last all day.

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Florida is cracking down on diddling and canoodling in certain areas. They have placed a guard at the entrance to ensure that these matters don't happen. Drivers are stopped and asked if they are there to diddle or canoodle, and if they answer in the affirmative, they are ordered to turn around and leave.

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